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Quotes from #wat

#5150 by ku5b · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> sorry love, i can't go any further, your tits are impractical
Quotes from #wow

#4159 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

[Quote 3924]: <+MrsIrB> It's gonna be a pillow biting night.... :| <IrBovine> that's the one <Laura> Doesn't that leave your mouth dry? <MrsIrB> He has another solution for that :|
Quotes from #coattails

#4018 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 6 ratings

<Romeo> coattailing on the sledge hammer of fallacy, imo

#4025 by Lare · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<Lare> Morphine lets cyber <Morphine> Lets get romeo in here and have a 20sided one.

#4029 by Lare · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> Look bitch, i have my shit together! You need to work on your hands and kness and bark for me.

#4030 by cheryl · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<Jynxter> Morphine WHere is antarctica? <Morphine> Antarctica is south right? Or does south wrap around to north ugh confusing

#4032 by cheryl · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> We know bela is a bot. Bela is a genius, a king among men.

#4034 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

< Morphine> Coattails is tram, bela, vaun. The triad of power. Fighting for equal rights in a few years ago. < Romeo> the triad of coattails.

#4036 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 5 ratings

<@Taggart> morphine is a slut <Morphine> I am a bot. Bela is a slut.

#4044 by Tramtrist · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

<+\> hosed like cheryl at a wet tee shirt contest

#4081 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<+Laura> i miss being a loose college slut

#4086 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

19:00 <@IrBovine> ugh, I feel like I've eaten an entire jesus

#4088 by Grimmel · rating 10.00 from 7 ratings

<Morphine> Do chickens have rifles... Shit nevermind.

#4089 by IrBovine · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<Megamantn> I AM NOT A SPAZ!

#4091 by IrBovine · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<+Morphine> Irb you is on the daughter. I repeat. Sauce the daugter!

#4125 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Laura> I didn't realize I did the dong error

#4131 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

[11:20] <IrBovine> best quote I've seen today (regarding comparisons): "You're stretching so far there, you make goatse look like an amateur."

#4135 by Tramtrist · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

< Morphine> Haha, 'dammit woman, shave that shit, or purge the beach.

#4144 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> If pantns are hoboed, only hobos will wear pantns.

#4146 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<\> dont want to go in there.. no one ever talks about warcraft

#4158 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

< Morphine> Grimmel you are grimmel, life sucks.

#4160 by Grimmel · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

* Kostazu has quit IRC (Quit: zoowanttwofakjoooooooo??)
Quotes from #wow

#4177 by Plaminator · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

<MrsIrB> "Do the dishes, or I whap you with Plam's Dong!"
Quotes from #coattails

#4178 by Lare · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

* MJ has joined #Coattails
Quotes from #wow

#4181 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 5 ratings

<Stroll> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <Stroll> wheel of fortune and i'm vanna white. <Kostas> o.O <Stroll> its a phrase <Stroll> damn, i guess no ones as bored as I am. the answer was cum nugget.
Quotes from #coattails

#4221 by IrBovine · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

< Morphine> Knows you are ceo of whoring out laura enterprises. <@Kostas> I'm not just the president and ceo, I'm also a client
Quotes from #wat

#4914 by M0RHI · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> last night, was at a mate's (as is his b'day tomorrow, so had some joint piss-up thing) and his bro's sister was stood outside the toilet... <M0RHI> and his bro's sister <-- so his sister? <sonorous> er <sonorous> his bro's gf <sonorous> sister, wtf
Quotes from #coattails

#4230 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 5 ratings

< Morphine> Class 3 small arms certification, allows him to stick captain winky into her yammy.

#4259 by Tramtrist · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<+\> im movin in <@IrBovine> woahs <@Taggart> I'll cut you.
Quotes from #wow

#4260 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<Lolita> ugh email shit storm starting from an asshole doctor <Taggart> Proctologist, Lolita. The proper term is proctologist.
Quotes from #coattails

#4264 by morphy · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> You need to be careful about partying. Turns into drama fests really quickly.
Quotes from #wow

#4281 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

<IrBovine> christ, i just clenched my sphincter so hard it came out my nose <IrBovine> afk, repairs
Quotes from #coattails

#4300 by IrBovine · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

< alu> = 20 dildos as doubledildos
Quotes from #wow

#4302 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<MrsIrB> Actually, my great-grandmother's advice on happy marriages: <MrsIrB> Keep their stomachs full and balls empty.
Quotes from #coattails

#4311 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<morphy> my mother is jewish enough, and she's caucasian/southern baptist <morphy> its against her religion to drink, because "it dulls the pain"

#4318 by \ · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<@IrBovine> like Amy to a kegtap

#4371 by morphy · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -- Matt Groening
Quotes from #wat

#4470 by M3PHP · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<@sonorous> off to the pub to meet fellow Bum Loving Friends
Quotes from #coattails

#4478 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<MrsIrB> At this point, if I have to gargle with the Great White Serpent to get a stable intarweb connection, I may just do it.
Quotes from #wow

#4482 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

<Belatucadros> dear christ, please strike shmoo down. love, brian. <shmoo> he tried that once <shmoo> I wone <MrsIrB> Yeah, but your spelling took quite a hit.

#4490 by \ · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

< Grimmel> afk punching the clown <+Belatucadros> o.O <+Belatucadros> do you call your dick a clown because it makes all the girls laugh when they see it, or because you smother it in white makeup?

#4491 by Laura · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Grimmel> afk punching the clown <Belatucadros> do you call your dick a clown because it makes all the girls laugh when they see it, or because you smother it in white makeup?

#4502 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<shmoo> I don't like witchcraft mainly because I've dated both wiccans and psych majors...once a double whammy combo of both.
Quotes from #coattails

#4518 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

hitler
Quotes from #wow

#4522 by shmoo · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

< Loli> ./msg nickserv identify ilovebrad < Loli> opps did it again <Loli> finger slipped < Loli> so much love for Bard < Loli> Brad even < Loli> whatever the fuck his name is

#4533 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<shmoo> I'm just glad it was a bunch of rich white guys that got gang-raped by hockey players this time around. I was starting to feel sorry for the college girls.

#4534 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 4 ratings

<Kostas> How does that retroactive sin redemption thing work, btw <Kostas> It's like saying Hilter died so Tram could be born
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4546 by puki · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<cermit> I'm not having that, I'm gayer than him
Quotes from #wow

#4599 by \ · rating 10.00 from 3 ratings

< Loli> marry me and have sushi every day
Quotes from #wat

#4603 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> what are these pics in #wwyc? <sonorous> annoying i can't see them :) <M3PHP> just steve the geek spelling his callsign with food <M3PHP> nothing to worry about
Quotes from #wow

#4636 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<IrBovine> so pissed I could eat a fucking desk

#4641 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<Belatucadros> jesus was a pussy

#4644 by Kostas · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

[12:35] <IrBovine> Teen girl: When you're dating someone whose first name is "Mr.", that's a problem. <MrsIrB> Unless it's Mr. Clean. <MrsIrB> Who doesn't want to be shiny and smell like lemons.

#4661 by Taggart · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<+\> haha hat theh hell <+Belatucadros> haha pantns <+\> pantns ya <+\> you illiterate hobo

#4669 by Belatucadros · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Heather> gonna have a negro killed with my raise
Quotes from #coattails

#4697 by MrsIrB · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<taras> Q: What's the difference between a priest and acne? <taras> A: Acne waits until puberty to come on your face.
Quotes from #wat

#4745 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> hmmmmm <gm0tge> i know why doms cock is so big. he actually is a cock!!

#4777 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<M3PHP> Monica: does dom fuck good? <Monica> yes, but only on the third wednesday of every month

#4792 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<m3php> Friendly, approachable and available - RHI opening a whore house?

#4799 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> my mum is a fucking legend

#4872 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> SHUT UP ABOUT THE WORLD CUP, MR TV, KTHX <M0RHI> TV Sucks atm <M0RHI> It's like "For the best world cup, buy CIF" <M0RHI> or "Johnson's Woodseal, for the proper world cup feel to your wood"

#4875 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> I'm going to be in London 1-5 August, for the GBBF <sonorous> Gay Boy Butt Fucking? <M0RHI> Great British Beer Festival <M0RHI> this is no domfest

#4906 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> why the fuck do you think i have been on irc so much lately <sonorous> work it out <M0RHI> oic <M0RHI> nosecks4u <M0RHI> </insensitive>

#4958 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<dj1yfk> IF I ever get into a relationship with a girl, THEN: <dj1yfk> 1) she knows CW <dj1yfk> 2) She will be the first and last one to have the pleasure of being fucked by me. <M0RHI> oh the testosterone <M0RHI> fabian has bollocks the size of beachballs. I mean, look at the criteria, he's so easy.

#4959 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<dj1yfk> she is very cute. pretty shy in a way, but very self confident in another way. <ku5b> so shes a whore that doesn't advertise?

#4982 by zedex · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> though, the exam hall. 2 invigilators <M0RHI> me, and 2 invigilators. <M0RHI> What am I going to do? copy?

#4984 by ku5b · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

<sonorous> "daddy, why did i hear noises last night with daddy2?"
Quotes from #surrey

#5931 by Dominic · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<mdm> Fingerprint readers might increase the security of your laptop but they reduce the security of your fingers

#5964 by Filbert · rating 10.00 from 2 ratings

* kwyjibo has to cock watch for another 2 hours

#5956 by Filbert · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

-!- robert_ [~robert@outrage.defraudedgorilla.com] has joined #surrey-ot

#6009 by KWYJIBO · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<@chrisjrob> I am guessing kwyjibo's are very large indeed

#6012 by Filbert · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<@chrisjrob> damn I hate unresolved issues | < ging> chrisjrob: well you would stuggle being me

#5977 by czajkowski · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Filbert> I'll formulate a suitable erection
Quotes from #Heroes.dk

#5947 by Baron · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

[00:53] <Baron> Aksel VI SKAL PÅ DATE [00:53] <+Aksel> Baron, desværre, jeg er optaget :) [00:54] * +Aksel har for første gang i sit liv faktisk holdt på en pige i mere end 3 måneder [00:54] <+Aksel> HIGHFIVE Wulffff !
Quotes from #surrey

#5960 by KWYJIBO · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<+lanky> and then just grab yourself a large gay at the hotel
Quotes from #Heroes.dk

#5985 by Khaal · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Scorp_Khan> Haha jeg har en lille pik!

#5982 by Khaal · rating 10.00 from 1 rating

<Khaal> Mens du spiser, så tænk på hvordan det mon ville se ud mens han fik sig en åbenbaring af en grindehval | <+Aksel> Khaal, det er nok mere sikkert end med en spækhugger | <@Gaeve> Elle ville sgu da tæve Spækhuggeren | <@Gaeve> På det punkt er færinge ligesom grønlændere - hvis du kommer og hugger deres spæk, så går de helt balalaika!
Quotes from #wow

#4118 by MrsIrB · rating 9.83 from 6 ratings

<Kostas> swear to god, blizzard 01could offer free blowjobs from supermodels, and people 01would find something to complain about
Quotes from #Coattails

#4022 by Jynxter · rating 9.80 from 5 ratings

<Morphine> Tell mrsirb that irb is hung like a wookie.
Quotes from #Coattails

#4095 by Jynxter · rating 9.80 from 5 ratings

<Morphine> Go get your 12in black dildo ready and have a pirated version of lolita.
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#5163 by Rakanichu · rating 9.75 from 8 ratings

Quotes from #coattails

#4136 by Kostas · rating 9.75 from 4 ratings

<Lolita> I'm not marrying him!
Quotes from #wow

#4156 by IrBovine · rating 9.75 from 4 ratings

<@Taggart> I would kickban you, but I'm out of shards.

#4182 by Taggart · rating 9.75 from 4 ratings

<Plaminator> cum nuggets are not yummy
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#5006 by Rakanichu · rating 9.75 from 12 ratings

Quotes from #coattails

#3222 by ros · rating 9.70 from 10 ratings

<Byob> dont take a pill which says 'take with food' on an empty stomach. <Byob> cause im feeling pretty sick now <Oduke> wtf <Oduke> Aren't you a doctor? <Byob> yeah..but i rarely listen to medical advice

#3624 by Kostas · rating 9.70 from 10 ratings

[14:40] * Sailor_girl has joined #coattails | [14:45] * Sailor_girl is now known as Tarantula

#3179 by Mully · rating 9.67 from 9 ratings

<Belatucadros> TIGHT LIKE YOUR CAT

#4020 by Kostas · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<Romeo> you shallow idiots, get your own opinion.

#4040 by cheryl · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

< Morphine> Jynxbot is like paying a website design company {$100,000} and ending up with bots and yoda, sauce on the keyboard again

#4054 by Lare · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> Whore of the woods, and no one can fully use? Sounds like a korean sprinting across a mine field.

#4093 by Tramtrist · rating 9.67 from 6 ratings

<+Morphine> Fox news says 'dat nigga is dead' fair and balanced, etc.
Quotes from #Coattails

#4129 by Jynxter · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> The belatucadros is a fairy who forewarns of death by writing a linux app in release mode.

#4179 by Lare · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

* MJ has joined #Coattails <Morphine> Make mj legal, then take all the little boys to mj. * MJ has left #Coattails
Quotes from #wow

#4284 by IrBovine · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<+\> shit i just fucked myself <+\> damnit < MrsIrB> You must be hung like an elephant.

#4405 by Laura · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<Lolita> hmm another reason to avoid alaska, no bjs
Quotes from #wat

#4526 by zedex · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<gm0tge> uni had some "cheese and wine".. i dont see the link between the two <gm0tge> if im getting cheese.. better to have fucking burger with it and some ketchup <gm0tge> cunts
Quotes from #surrey

#5968 by lanky · rating 9.67 from 3 ratings

<Filbert> I spent all my time scouring the list for old people to terrorise
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4899 by Gaeve · rating 9.64 from 22 ratings

Quotes from #coattails

#3544 by Bashgud · rating 9.62 from 8 ratings

<Taggart> Yeah, adults tend to not care how cartoonish something is, as long as the tentacle rape is used for story progression.
Quotes from #newzbin

#3103 by wc · rating 9.60 from 5 ratings

<Caesium> hey fufi, wanna come over for a shag, with me paying for the tickets, so we can fall out and you go home barely speaking to me?
Quotes from #coattails

#3726 by Taggart · rating 9.60 from 5 ratings

<Tremens> I wouldn't call it a commute so much as a brisk five minute jog. It takes me longer to get a bag of milk from the corner store <ros> a bag of milk? <Tremens> in Canada milk comes in both cartons and bags <ros> do you drink it with a jug of donuts? <ros> in canada, things are stupid ?:|
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#5177 by Cara · rating 9.56 from 9 ratings

Quotes from #newzbin

#3147 by wc · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<fufi> supply dont forget its /nickserv identify hecate *** fufi [~fufi@pcp05013825pcs.derbrn01.mi.comcast.net] has signed off (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Azaril)))
Quotes from #coattails

#4045 by Taggart · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<Lolita> morphine is a twat <Morphine> She's a bot. Bela is a twat.

#3908 by Taggart · rating 9.50 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> MrsIrb. How goes the new PC? <MrsIrB> It's not going quite yet <MrsIrB> We need to finish up some things for the apartment-- then I'm getting parts <MrsIrB> You could always badger IrB to switch with me <Taggart> Then we would lose our only source of guild cyber. <MrsIrB> :O <MrsIrB> Don't use him up! He plays WoW before he comes to bed!

#4019 by Taggart · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<Romeo> one day, the net will be populated by nothing you tit.

#4048 by Belatucadros · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

< Romeo> stick captain winky into the box marked 'hello grifferz'

#4098 by Tramtrist · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<@IrBovine> screaming like Bjork having an orgasm

#4123 by Lare · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<Laura> mouth feels like I have been sucking esquilax penis <Laura> all stretched out and loose

#4145 by Kostas · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

[11:04] <Kostas> japanese girls with large racks...something just not right about that imo <Bashgud> No, it's just what happens when your diet has food that actually has fat and protein in it.<Belatucadros> I've seen the videos...they get tons of protein
Quotes from #wow

#4150 by Kostas · rating 9.50 from 6 ratings

<IrBovine> also, World Bank building fire caused by malfuntioning transformer <IrBovine> Optimus Prime sought for questioning

#4176 by IrBovine · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<@MrsIrb> Dude. Plam. It's Africa. <@MrsIrb> Keep that dong in a SAFE.
Quotes from #coattails

#4232 by morphy · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Our pledge: all scars will be penetrating your mind next.

#4271 by \ · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<@Tarantula> script contain spam..nukes..trojans...and other russian things <@Tarantula> it`s my baby
Quotes from #wat

#4286 by zedex · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<sonorous> I don't know why, I have my heart set on learning Russian(!) <M0RHI> I want to learn Arabic <M0RHI> Mainly so I know what all the immigrants are saying about me, but other reasons too

#4321 by M0RHI · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<M0RHI> IP networking, nice tits, what more do you want?! <M3PHP> a good cook? * M0RHI misread that as cock at least 4 times <M0RHI> I was like cock?! cock!? hmm, cock?! cock!? ooooh cook!
Quotes from #coattails

#4369 by Kostas · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<Oduke> went to a white trash wedding friday night <Kostas> oh, Oduke? <Oduke> ya, was hilarious <Oduke> danced with grandma, she bit my nipple
Quotes from #wow

#4372 by Kostas · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<shmoo> she said something about a tornado, then disco'd. =( * shmoo cries. <shmoo> She left me for a hockey team! *** Laura has joined #wow <shmoo> aha! quick hat-trick, eh?!
Quotes from #coattails

#4381 by Kostas · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<MrsIrB> You know, there are just some Pokemon that are not meant to be captured.
Quotes from #wow

#4384 by IrBovine · rating 9.50 from 4 ratings

<@IrBovine> man, i've tried to write a reply to this drivel three times now, but i can't do it without breaking down and tearing the guy apart <@MrsIrB> Send him a picture of your balls.

#4430 by strtok · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

[11:21] < shmoo> blegh, I shot hot cheese on my powerbook during lunch...

#4618 by Belatucadros · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<Belatucadros> 5. Useless Trivia: ---------- of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.

#4624 by Laura · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<IrBovine> if i had three hands, one would not be used for trivia

#4652 by Kostas · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<Cheryl> i like it when bela's a bot
Quotes from #wat

#4719 by zedex · rating 9.50 from 2 ratings

<m3php> <mu0fal> Marian are u a FIST? <m3php> completely read that wrong
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4840 by Alfasmurf · rating 9.50 from 8 ratings

#2989 by Zatoor · rating 9.48 from 23 ratings

[12:19] * Nidjo is now back ( Gone for 1763wks 1day 10hrs 21mins 32secs: ) [12:20] <Gunnar_Grimson> du har så lige været væk i næsten 34 år [12:20] <Nidjo> jep, jeg var sgu lidt træt af Jer

#2966 by Tekken · rating 9.45 from 20 ratings

<Tekken> jeg er fattig som en kirkerotte! | @Zatoor angreb Tekken og vandt og var meget heldig. Zatoor erobrede 1 brødkrumme
Quotes from #Coattails

#3633 by Jynxter · rating 9.44 from 9 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Do not stereotype :( <OfficeRabbit> Belatucadros seems like a black name

#3693 by Tramtrist · rating 9.44 from 9 ratings

~ <+Tremens> btw for mythius wtf means "where's the fries?"

#3201 by Mully · rating 9.40 from 10 ratings

<Kaber|IG> why doesnt coattails.com ever work :p <Kaber|IG> coatails either <Belatucadros> because it's .net kaber?

#3227 by Taggart · rating 9.40 from 10 ratings

<Vaun> can i help you w/ something ankh? - <NetEcho> Vaun why are you trying to help an Admin rofl - <Ankh> NetEcho - probably because he's either (1) very stupid, or (2) is the victim of a pratcial joke that might backfire soon - <Vaun> are those my only options?

#3848 by Taggart · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<MrsIrB> You need a new quote, now! <Lolita> I have nothing good to say <IrBovine> :( <Lolita> and no man to say it for me
Quotes from #wow

#3967 by Taggart · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> most bacteria only survives 48 hours on it's own :( <ros> it's a virus <Krypto> send him some chocolates and spit on them <\> virus' can live forever <ros> will attach it to a midi and trick him into viewing it using IE
Quotes from #coattails

#3981 by Taggart · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<-- Kostas has kicked slug from #coattails (SALT)

#3991 by Taggart · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<Kostas> "Jonny, see that girl? Don't go there, it's my advice. I have evidence to support this."

#3993 by Kostas · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<Cheryl> also, bela thinks i should warn you, that if you come down, he really is an asshole|<Cheryl> seriously. almost ebay'd him twice

#3995 by Tramtrist · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<@Taggart> Kostas, congratulations on the woman that is great in bed that doesn't want to sleep with you and has high self esteem but is sad and lonely and can't afford drinks but wants to be friends and doesn't know where you get off being judge jury and are sexy. <@Kostas> thanks tag :)
Quotes from #Coattails

#4067 by Morphine · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

you fucking fucks, motherfucking fucking arabs!
Quotes from #wow

#4189 by Taggart · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> go clean up <Laura> no need <Laura> you didn't make me cum
Quotes from #surrey

#5508 by Eckrall · rating 9.40 from 5 ratings

< kwyjibo> freakyclown refers to an all-girls catholic school as the "virgin megastore"
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4674 by Alfasmurf · rating 9.38 from 13 ratings

[23:40] <Netto> !find folk banana har kneppet | [23:40] <find> folk banana har kneppet: http://www.scor.dk/seo/profiles_lists/47.html

#2704 by Alice · rating 9.38 from 21 ratings

<RedDragon> Du angreb den onde Bamse, og vandt og var meget heldig.... Du smadrede 120 honingkrukker, stjal billedbogen og smadrede hytten, 20% skov erobret
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#3697 by Tramtrist · rating 9.38 from 8 ratings

<@Kostas> silent as esquilax belly fur, ya
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#2941 by Tekken · rating 9.38 from 16 ratings

<Hynne> Jeg har aldrig mødt nogle, der har mere hår på benene end mig... | <Hynne> Bortset fra Chimpanser

#4510 by Alfasmurf · rating 9.38 from 8 ratings

#4724 by Rakanichu · rating 9.36 from 11 ratings

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#3266 by Belatucadros · rating 9.36 from 11 ratings

<Batman> here in Canada, we have a special program to deal with the homeless, it's called "Winter"
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#3034 by |louise| · rating 9.33 from 18 ratings

<Trud> jeg fik afvide at jeg lød lige som kondiløberen fra zulubingo igår :s | <[DBJ]Skizo> har du osse fået den bemærkning efter sex Trud ? Det destruerer moralen totalt :-S
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#5117 by Antony · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<Belatucadros> my dog is dead :( <Belatucadros> but he did indeed fuck our other male dog, yeah <strtok> :P <strtok> hot <strtok> and ew
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#3107 by _CyRuSS_ · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

(+Corndawg) i want +o | (@Belatucadros) shut up | (+Corndawg) sorry
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#3191 by Tramtrist · rating 9.33 from 9 ratings

<morphy> I know all I need to know about diversity | <Belatucadros> "THERE IS AN ASIAN IN OUR TOWN" | <Belatucadros> "DONT KILL IT"

#3660 by Belatucadros · rating 9.33 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> Quitting coattails forever. <Taggart> I'll see you guys tomorrow.

#3863 by Kostas · rating 9.33 from 6 ratings

[11:38] <Taggart> Be like Xaal. Don't do drugs, except coke and pot and exctasy and alcohol and meth and barbituates and mescaline and drano and white out and paint fumes and cigarettes and licking doorknobs and such.

#4002 by IrBovine · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<Belatucadros> how do you go somewhere to discuss suicide <Belatucadros> I mean <Belatucadros> talking to new people every week..
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#4130 by Jynxter · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> Belatucadros is a big moose dick.

#4133 by Taggart · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<MrsIrB> Great, now I want Five Guys.

#4314 by morphy · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<MrsIrb> Because how often do you get to taunt someone with their own testicle?
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#4479 by Jynxter · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<IrBovine> not without a paycheck and a little oral gratification. <\> give him 50 cents and a toothbrush
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#4513 by Kostas · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<shmoo> can you handle being called the Gayest Admiral Gaylord of the 7th Homo Fleet?

#4529 by \ · rating 9.33 from 3 ratings

<+shmoo> fuck tag and his pro-gay disappering act
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#3567 by Grimmel · rating 9.29 from 7 ratings

<Romeo> sucks to romeo's face with the sledge hammer of fallacy

#3875 by cheryl · rating 9.29 from 7 ratings

<Cheryl> everybody but grimmel needs a friend <Taggart> Grimmel has friends. <Taggart> They hit him in the face.
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#5109 by Hynne · rating 9.29 from 7 ratings

#5376 by Bartenderen · rating 9.29 from 7 ratings

#2873 by Tekken · rating 9.27 from 11 ratings

<Tekken> hmm.. tror mine forældre skal have en jaguar næste gang, de skal købe bil. De ser temmelig seje ud | <Bamse> hmm.. mine forælder har så valgt lidt anderledes.. De købte en autocamper

#3515 by Alpehue^ · rating 9.26 from 19 ratings

<sKunQ> k-line? | <BanZaiKaj> sKunQ - betyder at din IQ er et sted mellem stuetemperaturen i en iglo og en skovsnegls hastighed i timen

#2625 by Halfdanes · rating 9.26 from 23 ratings

<Halfdanes> Grundet for stort diferentiale mellem samtalens parters andvendelse af neuron-baserede nervetråde, ser jeg mig nødsaget at erklære vores alliance for endegyldigt ophævet. Men grundt et meget stor diferentiale mellem de i samtalen indgående parters fysiske fremtoning, ser jeg mig dog nødsaget at at indkræve naturalier eller anden form for seksuel kompensation efter behov...
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#3327 by morphy · rating 9.25 from 12 ratings

<grifferz> I personally as an ircop of this network ask you to fuck off out of it and get to dalnet

#3986 by Taggart · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<Grimmel> Shit, maybe I should've gone to school today <Grimmel> But if I had I wouldn't have been graced by Loli's precense <Kostas> if you had, you might be able to spell presence...tough call

#4013 by Tramtrist · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<+\> haha hat theh hell <+Belatucadros> haha pantns <+\> pantns ya <+\> you illiterate hobo

#4035 by Lare · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<Lare> im gonna bend you over and show you whos boss <Morphine> I would grow a beard and show you whos boss.
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#4143 by Kostas · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<MrsIrB> I mean, it's okay to be a whore, but pretty yourself up with the proceeds, okay?

#4319 by IrBovine · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<+Laura> no I love you tram, but you are bat shit crazy
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#4955 by Rakanichu · rating 9.25 from 8 ratings

#5222 by MissWindsor · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

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#5470 by Dominic · rating 9.25 from 8 ratings

* freakyclown points out he is naked and no one cares * Eckrall is also naked * chrisjrob wonders why we have no women in the channel

#5782 by chrisjrob · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<@Dominic> robert_: I can offer a lift if you want ; <@Dominic> but I don't want a coach loads worth of LUG people really <@Dominic> would never get the smell out

#5801 by Dominic · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<chrisjrob> can tv be broadcast wirelessly? <robert_> pictures travelling through the air? <robert_> sounds like the devil's work <chrisjrob> lol <chrisjrob> yes okay, that was a dumb question

#5883 by lanky · rating 9.25 from 4 ratings

<kfullert> sent a pic to the missus ... she wasn't impressed <lanky> kfullert: not the first time that's happened, eh? <kfullert> story of my life to be fair
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#2643 by Halfdanes · rating 9.24 from 17 ratings

<Bender> Arggg... det er altså ikke sjovt at stå under Tekkens bord når han sidder kun iført underbukser!

#4735 by Alfasmurf · rating 9.22 from 9 ratings

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#2749 by snappy · rating 9.22 from 9 ratings

<snappy> i wish i was 12 years old <Kukuman> peter_pan wishes you were 12 years old too
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#3188 by Mully · rating 9.22 from 9 ratings

<Xaal> wtf bela is white?

#3239 by Bashgud · rating 9.22 from 9 ratings

<\> cheryl using monitor to heat ez mac <\> loli cant open cupboards cause a man isnt there <\> is a stalemate
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#2602 by Torrent · rating 9.20 from 5 ratings

[22:01] <Torrent> Pudgy fingers doesn't have any relation to IQ level ;P [22:01] <Goobert> no but it would make you a well endowed lesbian
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#3394 by Raiders · rating 9.20 from 15 ratings

[21:25] <Zatoor> Zatoor kigger undrene på Raiders. <Zatoor> Hvilken klan er det lige du er i ? <Raiders> Vi er sq da i klan sammen ....
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#3745 by Taggart · rating 9.20 from 5 ratings

<Mythius> antarctica is south right? <Mythius> or does south wrap around to north <Mythius> ugh <Mythius> confusing

#3928 by Taggart · rating 9.20 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> gay guy checked me out this one time and harb started making fun of me <Belatucadros> so I said at least I am the pretty one ;\
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#5740 by kfullert · rating 9.20 from 5 ratings

< chrisjrob> i may have accidently equated Filbert to a benign fatty lump
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#3704 by Belatucadros · rating 9.17 from 6 ratings

<ros> if i had an epeen, it would be flaccid

#3549 by Taggart · rating 9.17 from 6 ratings

<Belatucadros> any spider that can jump has defeated me

#3743 by Belatucadros · rating 9.17 from 6 ratings

<trendwhore> found out my wife like NiN and Tool, respect for her is renewed <Belatucadros> haha wtf <Belatucadros> how long have you known her <trendwhore> 4 years
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#4138 by Kostas · rating 9.17 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> I lead the guild this channel is formed for, my conversation is always on topic.
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#3617 by Alpehue^ · rating 9.17 from 12 ratings

20:47:44| *** mus_tafa has joined #heroes.dk | 20:47:45| *** ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.tr | 20:47:45| *** mus_tafa was kicked by ChanServ (This is a Danish only channel. Sorry...) | 20:48:06| <Fury|59146> nøøj en kold tyrker
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#5766 by Dominic · rating 9.17 from 6 ratings

<chrisjrob> you never know <chrisjrob> for example, all your S&M excesses are merely the external manifestation of the frustrations felt by your subconscious as your inner gay self struggles to come to the fore
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#4884 by Gaeve · rating 9.15 from 20 ratings

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#3516 by Taggart · rating 9.14 from 7 ratings

<Ziphy> The knowledge that you exist is a burden on my soul Grimmel.

#3552 by Taggart · rating 9.14 from 7 ratings

<Lolita> yeah i guess us girls want to know at what point our men will suck a dick

#3672 by Tramtrist · rating 9.14 from 7 ratings

<@Kostas> gay is the new black

#3717 by Tramtrist · rating 9.14 from 7 ratings

<+Tremens> www.coattails.net: Home to more fags than San Francisco and Toronto combined. <+trendwhore> obviously you've never been to toronto

#3923 by Taggart · rating 9.14 from 7 ratings

<MrsIrB> Just tell her you're hung like a wookie.
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#2563 by Randmaj · rating 9.13 from 15 ratings

<AMOCH> hvis jeg ikke kan få fat i heste/grise/får er jeg helt klart til piger!!!
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#2673 by Halfdanes · rating 9.13 from 23 ratings

<Ossian> Jeg er faktisk homo. Jeg er forelsket i ham den lille med bakkenbarterne, hvad er det nu han hedder?... Nåååååååå ja: UT!
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#3255 by Vaun · rating 9.12 from 8 ratings

<Ziphy> www.zetacreations. com/thor.html <Last> wow thats a big penis <Last> 175 bucks for something no one can fully use? <Last> sounds like a dreamcast

#3500 by Taggart · rating 9.12 from 8 ratings

<Lolita> us fat chicks are great in the sack

#3180 by Mully · rating 9.11 from 9 ratings

* \ \ Admin Message: If you cannot see the admin currently speaking in this channel, exit the channel and re-enter \ \ * Balam has left #Bedevere

#3236 by Bashgud · rating 9.11 from 9 ratings

<@Taggart> Did someone release Oduke's retard colony around here with resumes and work applications?
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#5399 by tomalak · rating 9.10 from 10 ratings

-Twitfolk:#bitfolk- [alexjs] Just received a parcel. On the front it says 'Alex Smith (small package)' :(
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#3130 by Hynne · rating 9.09 from 23 ratings

<BanZ> hehe, Jeppe - hvor mange penge skal vi donere for at du banner Wik? Og hvor mange til resten af DGG? :) | <Jeppes_Land___________[w]> Jeg bliver nødt til at kigge på det.

#2846 by ZaneHyn · rating 9.08 from 12 ratings

* MuZtA^away vil iseng med de fleste, TL, Hynne, grise, UT og får

#4761 by EDG · rating 9.08 from 12 ratings

#2562 by Randmaj · rating 9.08 from 13 ratings

<Jammerh0jen> undskyld mig -og med fare for at blive forhadt - I er mestre til at lukke lort ud!

#2665 by Randmaj · rating 9.05 from 19 ratings

<MC> det er oxo pisse unfair de ka løbe hurtigere med kjolen oppe end vi kan med bukserne nede

#5145 by Cara · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

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#2456 by Brandon^^ · rating 9.00 from 5 ratings

<Brandon^^> The only time women and computers should mix is when they're posing naked on my screen.

#2679 by Genocaust · rating 9.00 from 7 ratings

[15:48:24] <Genocaust> somebody mentioned 14y/o schoolboys? where's Peter_Pan!? [15:48:36] <_CyRuSS_> behind them

#2680 by Genocaust · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

[13:06:12] <Peter_Pan> how is the baby cunt ? [13:07:59] <Genocaust> i always knew pp liked it young

#2712 by aggressor · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<Albion> /nickserv identify whatever <Goobert> good job * Albion has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by snappy)))

#2793 by Pinch · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

(war3): c'mon guys help a newbie (genzou): and it says "click here to close program and go back to using kazaa"

#3086 by Bodach · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

[07:24pm]<Sub_> i wanna know who told all these advertisers i have a small dick?

#3105 by xx2000xx · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

[22:02] <Caesium> well, bedtime I think <Caesium> I'll come on and deny everything Eve says about me tomorrow

#3154 by yohance · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

13@yohance 11: u can ignore fufi if you like...we promote homophobia in here10 +The_Feign : haha7 +fufi was tickling The_Feign10 +The_Feign : i like that =)
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#3257 by Vaun · rating 9.00 from 11 ratings

<Vaun> all i know about tram is that he is 1) catholic, 2) italian, 3) from detroit | <Vaun> the most dangerous background combination on earth

#3267 by Taggart · rating 9.00 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> welcome to irc, Oduke, a place where it is possible for conversations to begin before you join
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#3307 by Raiders · rating 9.00 from 14 ratings

<Sleipner> Irnulf > jo sidder med den fremme. og har ikke set den før ;)
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#3359 by morphy · rating 9.00 from 8 ratings

<Vaun> i'll learn metric if all the immigrants learn english

#3370 by grifferz · rating 9.00 from 6 ratings

<Grimmel> when did my faggotory level raise too high again <\> when nan rolled in <\> literally rolled im sure <Grimmel> nah <Grimmel> im the fat one <Grimmel> he's a faggot
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#3415 by Tekken · rating 9.00 from 9 ratings

@Tekken bitchslaps himselv | <@Tekken> stave kan jeg heller ikke | HE forwarder en staveplad til Tekken ikke slidt... | @Tekken returnerer den til HE og beder ham rette sin egen stavefejl først
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#3501 by morphy · rating 9.00 from 8 ratings

<Lolita> lol nah i just need a man to make a funny quote for me

#3535 by Taggart · rating 9.00 from 6 ratings

<Kostas> stampeding straight towards the clitoris

#3709 by Taggart · rating 9.00 from 7 ratings

<Mythius> beaver was the most desireable product in the 19th century guys <Mythius> not much changed i guess

#3714 by IrBovine · rating 9.00 from 6 ratings

<Tarantula> do not forget...ukraine is fuck license

#4072 by Kostas · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

[13:02] *Belatucadros has quit IRC (Quit: riding my esquilax on a hotdog safari)

#3988 by IrBovine · rating 9.00 from 5 ratings

<\> whats going on Lolita <Lolita> furiously masturbating afk

#3998 by MrsIrB · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

<Ruthie> sidenote I think MrsIrb and bela are same person
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#4004 by Jynxter · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

<Laura> no cybers <Laura> just cuddles <Laura> can't suck or spit for 24 hours

#4010 by Taggart · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<Lare> ya but this just started today <Belatucadros> then it'll be fine tomorrow <Belatucadros> oh wait, which way does time go again? that's right, you're fucked

#4015 by IrBovine · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<@\> have to stop drinking tea <@\> eyes are changing shape

#4017 by Taggart · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

< Morphine> Stop repeating yourself, asshole.

#4021 by Lare · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Getting a fruitfucker to juice it out and start satisfing myself they will come over?

#4027 by cheryl · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<Morphine> Romeo is jesus.

#4039 by Belatucadros · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

15:56 < Morphine> Tram is a recipe for suicide, imo.

#4124 by Laura · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<Taggart> Just have to respect the tool.

#4139 by Tramtrist · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<+Laura> OR is no longer funny in his attempts to be mean to bela, just sad <@Kostas> that's like an 8 year old trying to beat up mike tyson

#4320 by \ · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<+Jynxter> hard to find a good woman isn't it morph <@\> if by good woman you mean one without parasites <@\> yeah i guess so

#4360 by \ · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<@Tarantula> tramtrist..stop clown with me
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#4412 by tarantula · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<Grimmel> i have to goto the eye doctor in a bit <Grimmel> fucking shite <Grimmel> and got a hot date at 6 <Tarantula> hot date with right hand <\> ahaa
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#4417 by \ · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

< Morphine> Oduke on the mom. Tram on the news.
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#4438 by Laura · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Bela <OfficeRabbit> I won some gloves <IB|Sickerthanjesus> latex? <Kostas> *snap* turn and cough
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#4455 by MrsIrB · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Mrsirb with the mrsirb dance. It's...stimulating.
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#4481 by Laura · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

belatucadros: it means "your mother's vagina" Graymouser: afk lunch IrBovine: haha made GM's mouth water

#4483 by MrsIrB · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<@IrBovine> so the door to the cafe is about four or five feet wide...so of course eight black women decide to stop and have a conversation in the fucking doorway <+Belatucadros> hahaha <+Belatucadros> throw a piece of fried chicken past them
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#4500 by zedex · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<MM0RHI> What do you do if you come across a strange woman in your bed? <MM0RHI> Apologise and wipe it off.

#4508 by zedex · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<dj1yfk> YLs are simply overrated. <dj1yfk> ONE CQWW CW is better than daily sex with a supermodel
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#4601 by morphy · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Kostas are you bringing your fuck license?
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#4627 by Belatucadros · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<IrBovine> GODDAMN COLON

#4633 by Kostas · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<IrBovine> damn....lunch so spicey my dick exploded.

#4638 by IrBovine · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<+Belatucadros> oh christ < GeorgeWBush> Belatucadros, no blasphemy in here <+Belatucadros> GeorgeWBush, [bite] my giant jesus sized cock
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#4663 by morphy · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<morphy> I for one, welcome my new Russian Hacker Overlords
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#4690 by BitchenZidana · rating 9.00 from 6 ratings

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#4711 by M3PHP · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<@gm0tge> when men want to know about my cock, it's time to clear off

#4732 by zedex · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<RHI> Oh and Norton really pisses me off. "YOU NEED A RESTART YO'. PRESS OK TO RESTART INNIT" Options available: OK.

#4752 by zedex · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<M3PHP> 2008 and i'll be out working for google on ui design * M3PHP dreams on <Rich> 2008 pete be in the guiness book of records for worlds tallest man :) <M3PHP> haha <M3PHP> could be worse <Rich> cud be like si, 2008 and hes still getting pissed and talking bollocks on irc lol

#4758 by zedex · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<M3PHP> Monica would you fuck Rich ? <Monica> I'd do anything <Rich> game on!! * Rich finds a hat
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#4839 by Rakanichu · rating 9.00 from 10 ratings

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#4847 by zedex · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

<m3php> my pc names are all shite <m3php Server 1/2 Shack/Peter/Julie/Dad
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#4997 by louise · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

#4946 by Gaeve · rating 9.00 from 6 ratings

#4954 by Gaeve · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

#4988 by Griffen · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

#5110 by BitchenZidana · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

#5120 by HE · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

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#5182 by Eyecon · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

<JohnN> Screw google, in find we trust.
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#5217 by BitchenZidana · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

#5218 by Rakanichu · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

[20:31:51] <HS> tjo, hvem har ikke heroes nu til dags?
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#5223 by Hue · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

#5226 by Gaeve · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

#5231 by Gaeve · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

#5244 by Rakanichu · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

#5272 by Gaeve · rating 9.00 from 2 ratings

#5297 by Hair · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

#5298 by Hair · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

#5306 by Hair · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

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#5388 by tomalak · rating 9.00 from 5 ratings

<Paul2> correction: early today I said I was 22. I'm actually 23. Thats what it says in my cards anyway. <alexjs> Paul2: You, don't know how old you are? <Paul2> I am 23. I worked it out.
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#5389 by svaerdkaemper · rating 9.00 from 1 rating

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#5954 by popey · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

<ʇɹǝqoᴚ> cheese is really annoying.
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#5771 by chrisjrob · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

< kfullert> gargh, since visiting Filbert's profile i'm getting men on my "you might like" list :( < kfullert> Filbert has gay'd me up, and maybe given me the aids

#5776 by Dominic · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<robert_> which one and from where? <rdo> cheap desk from argos <rdo> but suits me well, it's pretty small but adequate <robert_> just like you? ;)

#5777 by Dominic · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<robert_> analysing the headers from my boss' email, I think they use google business <robert_> or whatever it is called where you use google for business email <lanky> robert_: 'trusting'

#5781 by chrisjrob · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

* Eckrall struts his funky stuff * Eckrall disrobes in all his glory <@Eckrall> fuck me

#5783 by Dominic · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<kwyjibo> i had the choice of doing a pointless degree or bumming arround the planet for a few years <kwyjibo> and i mean bumming in the travelling hobo snece of the word <freakyclown> still bumming around then? * lanky suspects kwyjibo went bumming

#5785 by Dominic · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<robert_> freakyclown: filbert is being crude - do something <Filbert> robert_: like the oil? <lanky> Filbert: thick, smelly and dangerous <lanky> oh and unrefined
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#5794 by dg · rating 9.00 from 6 ratings

<alexjs> gdb: I've been using W7 for about 8 months now, and have had one BSOD - which was when I stuck a spoon in a usb port.
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#5816 by grifferz · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<mdm> I'm not Blender expert, I often start to try something and then give up because it's too difficult <chrisjrob> same as me then <mdm> I still can't get my flying penis to wobble realistically <chrisjrob> not like me then

#5886 by KWYJIBO · rating 9.00 from 4 ratings

<@Filbert> just had to explain to a colleague why I was testing for values of COCKS

#5888 by Dominic · rating 9.00 from 3 ratings

<chrisjrob> if you get bored you can play - count the wireless access points <chrisjrob> i had over 100 when i was there <Robert> do you have one of those massive dongs though? <chrisjrob> Robert: well yes, but -ot
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#2849 by Tekken · rating 8.95 from 22 ratings

+Alice stikker lige Hyn en krammer og siger god nat | @Hynne stikker Alice en krammer, og hører om hun vil med i seng? :) | Zeb|away reder Alice fra situationen ved selv at hoppe i seng med Hynne

#4211 by Jarlaxle · rating 8.94 from 17 ratings

#2564 by Randmaj · rating 8.94 from 16 ratings

<[SHH]UT^Away> men Jammer ja jeg kastede op lørdag, ja jeg faldt i søvn på diskoteket og blev smidt ud, ja jeg købte mad med hjem for mange penge, ja jeg faldt i søvn da jeg kom hjem så spiste det ikke, og JA jeg kastede op lørdag!!

#4871 by Rakanichu · rating 8.93 from 14 ratings

#3077 by Tekken · rating 8.92 from 13 ratings

@Bender (raizat@techen.dk) has left #heroes.dk | Bender (raizat@techen.dk) has joined #heroes.dk | <Onkel^Skizo> wb Bender | <@Bender> Tak | <Onkel^Skizo> wtf !?!? | <Onkel^Skizo> *falder om*

#3441 by Raiders · rating 8.92 from 12 ratings

[22:28] <Raiders> Prøv du HVIS DU TØR at skrive /nick Tallens .. jeg TØR ik | [22:29] * Volle is now known as Tallens | [22:29] * Quits: Tallens (~rahmberg@50A1AEBC.flatrate.dk) (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Tallens|away)))
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#3365 by Tramtrist · rating 8.91 from 11 ratings

* Mason has joined #coattails <Mason> I love when my service shits out for 10 mins <\> so do we
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#3045 by Zatoor · rating 8.90 from 10 ratings

<Svafnir> Enur->Det er da ellers en klassiker: "har du hår på karamellen?? <--Scorereplik #1 ?? <Enur> får vedvarende billeder i hovedet af et gennemtygget hubba bubba tyggegummi tabt hos en frisørsalon
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#3681 by Taggart · rating 8.90 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> according to coattails personnel dept you can only carry 5 days of hatred towards bela over into another calendar year, without direct sign off of your line manager
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#2383 by Kalante · rating 8.88 from 8 ratings

<Caesium> it was a female immigration oficer :) <SKiNNY> did she put on the rubber glove? <SKiNNY> "my my sir... i've done some cavity searches in my time... but this glove slides in pretty easy!" <Caesium> filth
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#3035 by Randmaj^study · rating 8.87 from 15 ratings

<[DRA]Creative> Folk Siger jeg er ligesom Hygnos... Jeg har overvildt mange Sorte Hår i Næsen og på Ryggen.. men ikke maven. | <vidar> Har du hår i næsen Crea?? | <[DRA]Creative> ja Mange Sorte får i Næsos | <vidar> Jeg har hår i rø... , skal vi binde dem sammen og lege futtog??
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#3417 by Bashgud · rating 8.86 from 7 ratings

<Taggart> Squeeky bitch gets the lube, or something.

#3555 by Grimmel · rating 8.86 from 7 ratings

<Tarantula> i`m not like people like you Grimmel because i smell shit in your american trousers

#3556 by Belatucadros · rating 8.86 from 7 ratings

<Tarantula> exactly PUNK <Grimmel> sorry <Tarantula> give sorry to your asshole

#3659 by Tramtrist · rating 8.86 from 7 ratings

<@Taggart> had so many grand ideas for the board I was going to do until the "Site looks bad" thread. Made me their enemy. I will destroy them some day.

#3679 by Tramtrist · rating 8.86 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> adminning solaris is like paying a website design company $100,000 and ending up with http://coattails.net - it works, but you're sure you could have got it for free

#3718 by Taggart · rating 8.86 from 7 ratings

<Mythius> wish i knew how cars worked <Mythius> get robbed every time i get my oil changed <Mythius> maybe if i teach grimmel about how to act normal he will teach me about cars
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#5246 by grifferz · rating 8.85 from 13 ratings

<grifferz> "The computer network in the Dreamliner's passenger compartment, designed to give passengers in-flight internet access, is connected to the plane's control, navigation and communication systems, an FAA report reveals." <darksatanic> Which cretin thought that one up? <taras> Abdullah bin Salim abu Hamza, lead systems engineer
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#3047 by Zatoor · rating 8.84 from 19 ratings

<@|louise|> Kunne være jeg snart skulle bestille en tid :-/ <@|louise|> Jeg er blevet boret to gange - i samme hul..

#4227 by Cara · rating 8.83 from 18 ratings

#4756 by Rakanichu · rating 8.83 from 12 ratings

#4776 by Dazza · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

#4804 by Rakanichu · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

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#5073 by tom · rating 8.83 from 12 ratings

<MrFridge> nice new unbroke cable modem *** Signoff: MrFridge (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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#5715 by lanky · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

<chrisjrob> hmm, there really is no masculine way to sing "i need a hero"
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#3497 by Taggart · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

<Kostas> yikes <Kostas> zoinks and jinkies are next folks, watch out

#3558 by Belatucadros · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

<Tarantula> yo Space give your ass to me

#3841 by Taggart · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

<hotbaby> hi <hotbaby> wanna chat <hotbaby> asl <-- hotbaby has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF)) <Lare> damn missed my chance:(
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#3931 by Taggart · rating 8.83 from 6 ratings

<WoW8080> Ahhh well just saw your guild site <WoW8080> and its a rat
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#2841 by Alice · rating 8.82 from 11 ratings

[16:12] <Ugluk> det må være fordi jeg er så inteligænt at jeg ikke er quoted | [16:13] <Calem> godt stavet :D - du virker skam intilligent

#4363 by Raiders · rating 8.82 from 11 ratings

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#5011 by grifferz · rating 8.81 from 16 ratings

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#5162 by Rakanichu · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

[23:49:37] <SV> Lidt desperat er man vel altid? :D | [23:49:49] <Cookie> haha ikke efter heroes piger)
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#2831 by mojatt · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<eternum68> what's the purpose of this channel? <Peter_Pan> cybersex <Polo> discussing Peter_Pan's taste in young boys
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#3546 by Tekken · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Wuk_27969> hey! hva er det man skal skriver for at åbne en quaknet server når man er på blitzed? | <@Zatoor> alt + f4
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#3728 by Belatucadros · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Tarantula> I wanna say just one thing... <Tarantula> I wanna be your next president...and i wanna be good.. <Tarantula> And i`m destroyed all nigers...other people be good

#3753 by Taggart · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Grimmel> I'm not real bright

#3829 by Taggart · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<MrsIrB> I can knit a Cthullu doll.

#3835 by IrBovine · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Tremens> Ya helpful like an anal fisting

#3919 by Taggart · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Laura> #blitzed... the #coattails alternative

#3990 by krypto · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Kostas> I like my women like I like my food. Artificial and in easy to open packages.
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#4207 by Rakanichu · rating 8.80 from 15 ratings

#4703 by Cara · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

#5100 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

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#5507 by Eckrall · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

< find> the meaning of life, no definitions found

#5732 by Dominic · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<chrisjrob> Filbert: ping [time passes] * chrisjrob feels like the searchers for the Higgs Bosun <lanky> chrisjrob: you did NOT just equate Filbert to the God particle?

#5786 by lanky · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<Filbert> I wonder if lanky has less aliased to 'fewer'

#5789 by Filbert · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

<kwyjibo> i believe he is a poor immigrant that lanky has locked in a basement | <ging> male or female? | <robert_> I should think so

#5830 by KWYJIBO · rating 8.80 from 5 ratings

lanky has been known to enjoy a nice 12-year-old. 18-year-olds are nicer, though more expensive.
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#2800 by Halfdanes · rating 8.79 from 14 ratings

[00:33] <Dag_21030> well... et hul er vel et hul? - jeg har endnu ikke set den pige 4-5 affaldssække og et pornoblad ikke kunne gøre attraktiv | [00:33] <Dag_21030> jo vent! | [00:34] <Dag_21030> ...nej

#3166 by Ragna · rating 8.78 from 9 ratings

[23:01:16] <Sleipner> nej Hynne behold tøjet på!! | [23:01:24] * Hynne er fanme lækker uden tøj | [23:01:44] * HE vil have beviser på Hynnes påstand | [23:01:47] * Elariuz undlader at kommentere

#3422 by Raiders · rating 8.78 from 9 ratings

* SkyWalker bringer en kraftig advarsel, log ikke ind som root når du er træt i øjnene, og lige skal slette alt i /usb, og ikke ka se forskel på /usb og /usr | * SkyWalker taler NU af erfaring

#3638 by Raiders · rating 8.78 from 9 ratings

[23:21] <Rakanichu> ja ja... der er en mening med alt hvad HS gør... om det så er gennemskueligt for andre eller om man skal køre det igennem HS motorvejsfletning af tågede tankestrømme før det giver mening er en anden sag. :S
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#4496 by zedex · rating 8.78 from 9 ratings

-!- Rex-34614 has joined #blitzed <grifferz> Rex-34614: bet you're glad you registered that nickname <grifferz> I myself was after that one <grifferz> but I admit, you're the better man, you keep it <grifferz> I'll have to settle for Rex-34615 <Rex-34614> You are just to stupid to understand the meening of it
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#2677 by Alice · rating 8.77 from 13 ratings

<Alice> Opslag i slangordbog: Uforlovet Hverken at være gift eller på anden måde straffet.

#2859 by ZaneHyn · rating 8.77 from 13 ratings

[22:17:21] <Gorm_den_Graa> Crowley>hehe jeg er sq da meget normal
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#4228 by tom · rating 8.77 from 13 ratings

<taras> also, I am the TV critic for the student newspaper <taras> which is also funny because i don't have a tv <taras> so it has been a challenge
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#4931 by grifferz · rating 8.77 from 13 ratings

<taras> i have a VPS with grifferz and it's Amazing <taras> (is mine a VPS?) <grifferz> no <taras> well <taras> i think grifferz is the best <taras> for VPS
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#5144 by Cara · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

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#2811 by Kukuman · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

<Goobert> anime is the aids of cartoonism <Kukuman> so only gay guys who fucked monkeys liked it at first <Kukuman> but then it spread to normal heterosexual people? <Goobert> snappy was the first one in here wasnt he?
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#2910 by Tekken · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

@Tekken slaps Svafnir around med en stor glad sol! | Svafnir (~d4820608@212.130.6.8) Quit (Ping timeout) | Svafnir (~d4820608@212.130.6.8) has joined #heroes.dk | <Svafnir> Ikke slå med Sol...Det er for tungt skyts :P
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#3190 by Mully · rating 8.75 from 8 ratings

<Taggart> Put a cock under your pillow and the PS fairy may bring you a beta acceptance tonight (worked for tram and vaun)

#3301 by Tramtrist · rating 8.75 from 8 ratings

<Ziphy> Your last name isn't Johnson is it Brian? <Belatucadros> yes..all black men share that name <Belatucadros> fucking racist trash * Ziphy was kicked by Belatucadros (KKK)

#3310 by Oduke · rating 8.75 from 8 ratings

<\> this HP partner site in asp runs like my asshole after too much chili

#3913 by Belatucadros · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

<Kostas> was more confused than grimmel between a jeep and a buffet

#3970 by IrBovine · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

<Lolita> well i have ass to share <Kostas> HAAARR! <Lolita> well not like THAT

#4001 by Taggart · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

<IrBovine> and yes, I'm fucking bela, ruthie <IrBovine> it's a sekret though <IrBovine> don't tell anyone

#4047 by Tramtrist · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

<+strtok> i only unakick people if i can play with their penis
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#5258 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

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#5743 by Laura · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

@grifferz> if someone comes in now, NAMBLA in my search box, garry glitter on my screen, and tears running fdown my face, I shall be in a right pickle

#5750 by popey · rating 8.75 from 4 ratings

<so_solid_moo> I don't mind open source people but I draw the line when they start to try to force their coc down my throat
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#3529 by Tekken · rating 8.73 from 11 ratings

[00:24:29] <belthazor> /nick Rakanichu | [00:24:29] <belthazor> /ns id Fiskesuppe | [00:24:29] <belthazor> /timer 1 5 /join #naglfar | [00:24:29] <belthazor> /timer 1 5 /join #Heroes.dk | [00:24:38] <belthazor> der hva en mere men ville ikke kickes | [00:24:38] * belthazor was kicked by Bender (flood)
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#5005 by zedex · rating 8.73 from 11 ratings

<grifferz> HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT CILLIT VPS <grifferz> BANG AND YOU'RE ROOT
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#5164 by louise · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<@BitchenZidana> dumme tordenvejr.. laver huller i ellen
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#2600 by IZS · rating 8.71 from 14 ratings

<tom> WHY WON'T ANYTHING FUCKING WORK TONIGHT <tom> NOTHING! <leE> your caps lock seems to be working ok
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#3447 by Alice · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

* Cookie snupper et ordentligt sug på Klip | <Alice> Hmm, tror ikke at man skal ryge KlipKlap | * Alberth havde ellers forstået at man kunne blive lidt skæv af det

#2807 by Halfdanes · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

[16:27] <Dag_21030> næh du... giv mig en stomipose og et selvdødt egern så er jeg klar
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#2898 by aggressor · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<snappy> \/ns identify poopoo | <snappy> aw | <snappy> im fucked | * snappy (~g-funk@ip68-5-251-51.oc.oc.cox.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by aggressor))) | <aggressor> i had to do it :()

#3009 by aggressor · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<maz> hi, ive got a small dick
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#3356 by Tramtrist · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<Taggart> Dreamweaver popped open for no reason. <\> haha <Taggart> I think vaun is reaching out to me from the grave <\> hahaha

#3438 by Taggart · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<Belatucadros> stop crying or you all get purged, motherfucking arabs

#3495 by Taggart · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<Kostas> 28.89 C <Bashgud> holy crap kostas <Bashgud> the polar bears must be dying <Kostas> fat white guys at least, ya

#3562 by Grimmel · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> Grimmel you have shower

#3675 by Tramtrist · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<\> break their shitty hearts
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#4064 by Taggart · rating 8.71 from 7 ratings

<Cheryl> HI HONEY <Belatucadros> lol <Cheryl> I LIKE BELA <Belatucadros> me too <Cheryl> LIES <Cheryl> FUCKING LIES TO ME <Cheryl> FUCKER IS ALL LIKE <Cheryl> YA I'LL BUY YOU HOTDOG AT MOVIE <Cheryl> ENDS UP MAKING ME GO BACK THERE AND STEAL ONE * Belatucadros sets mode: -o+b Cheryl *!*@*.twmi.14056255.com.hmsk * Cheryl was kicked by Belatucadros (Belatucadros)
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#2513 by Tekken · rating 8.70 from 10 ratings

gert (Quit: Definition af en neger: Lille sort mand der bor I hytte, når han er glad spiller han på trommer. (Uddrag Lademans leksikon år 1903)

#2892 by |louise| · rating 8.70 from 10 ratings

[16:35] <[TA]FX> Hynne, du er måske noget nær den sidste der skal lukkes ind i mig :)
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#3207 by Mully · rating 8.70 from 10 ratings

<Ziphy> Someone needs to up Tram's meds, or introduce him to masturbation
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#3040 by Alice · rating 8.69 from 13 ratings

[21:06] <[TNT]kk_gimli_________[w]> crowley er du der

#2813 by Alice · rating 8.69 from 16 ratings

[19:21] <[UDC]Kazzo> m [19:21] <Hynne> u [19:21] <Smeagol> h [19:21] <Hynne> k [19:22] <Svafnir> o [19:22] <Hynne> HVAD SI'R DET?? [19:22] <Smeagol> MUUUUH-KO [19:22] <Alice> hvordan fagin fik I organiseret det ? [19:22] <Smeagol> aner det ikke [19:22] <Hynne> Organiseret?

#4218 by Jarlaxle · rating 8.69 from 16 ratings

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#2592 by lag · rating 8.67 from 9 ratings

[23:59:56] <snappy> cox rocks! [00:00:07] <LiquidHAL> snappy loves the cox!
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#2734 by Halfdanes · rating 8.67 from 12 ratings

[16:53] <Alice> sådan er liget - hårdt, men uretfærdigt ... <---- alice den nekrofile?

#2771 by Ragna · rating 8.67 from 9 ratings

[13:06:53] * [DBJ]Skizo tænker..
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#2991 by Peter_Pan · rating 8.67 from 6 ratings

<Suplyndmnd> Where's everyone at? We the only losers not out partying tonight? Kukuman should be in here - aint like he got a date tonight
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#3337 by Belatucadros · rating 8.67 from 9 ratings

<Grimmel> why is ct still fucked <Bashgud> Why do the stars shine?

#3198 by Tramtrist · rating 8.67 from 9 ratings

<Belatucadros> +gay || * tyden` (balls@ d71d1dce. union01. nj. 5aa6454b. net. hmsk) has joined #coattails

#3593 by Kostas · rating 8.67 from 9 ratings

[15:59] * Lolita has left #coattails (Leaving) | [16:01] * Lare has quit IRC (Ping timeout)| [16:01] <Kostas> loli leaves, stalker goes too :| |[16:02] <Kevin> sick.

#3670 by Taggart · rating 8.67 from 6 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> If you take away the a in launching <OfficeRabbit> It says lunching <Kostas> BRILLIANT <IrBovine> grats ?:| <OfficeRabbit> COINCIDENCE?? <OfficeRabbit> No. <OfficeRabbit> My ass hurts. <IrBovine> also not coincidence.

#3896 by Taggart · rating 8.67 from 6 ratings

<Jynxter> morphy needs to listen more and talk less

#3909 by Kostas · rating 8.67 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> [Bela] you are like lex luther | <Taggart> but we have no superman

#4003 by Kostas · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> you coattails people may have pushed it too far this time. one of the people from that channels looks like he is taking his complaints to your (work) network admins | <grifferz> I'm sure they will be overjoyed to find they are paying you to play inspector gadget all day

#4033 by cheryl · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> You are correct. Bela is a god.
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#4263 by Taggart · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<MrsIrB> Bela, you have a stalker. *** Tarantula [~_optima@nas-6-114.dialup.farlep.net] has joined #wow

#4358 by Kostas · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<IrBovine> flee like the waxed esquilax
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#4393 by Raiders · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<Cara> Raiders du kan da hoppe i seng med mig
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#4525 by Kostas · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<Laura> also, tram hates me and I know you'll put out

#4588 by Belatucadros · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<Graymouser> fuck tag <Graymouser> he's fired
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#4760 by EDG · rating 8.67 from 6 ratings

#3418 by Tekken · rating 8.67 from 6 ratings

<@Tekken> pik og patter... har vidst fucket lidt i den :-/ | <@Bender> Skulle satme ikke undre mig, din taber! | <@Tekken> fuck da af spade! | @Bender fucks off
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#5953 by spb · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<Robert> cheese is really annoying.

#5991 by martinc · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

< ging> drugs are bad, mmmkay? <+ziphy> what would you know about that? < ging> i smoked weed when i was 17 then failed my exams <+ziphy> I don't think that was weeds fault.
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#5838 by Dominic · rating 8.67 from 3 ratings

<chrisjrob> i thought you had a hot girl at home <chrisjrob> not that i've seen her <freakyclown> thankfully neither has the misses yet!
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#3027 by Zatoor · rating 8.64 from 14 ratings

<[SHH]DirtyDande> jeg har jo slet ingen sæd produktion, og det i mundvigene har min kæreste slikket rent igen :oP
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#1076 · rating 8.64 from 11 ratings

<G-Shock> Whats the command in DOS to do a del *.mp3? <taz> its del *.mp3 funnily enough
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#4245 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.64 from 11 ratings

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#5014 by IZS · rating 8.64 from 11 ratings

<Dan> I HAVE ONE TRACK <Dan> DOESN'T MEAN I AM GAY <Dan> the fact i bum boys makes me gay
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#3182 by Mully · rating 8.62 from 8 ratings

<Kostas> wtf, toolsbabe makes Mason look like jenias

#3231 by Belatucadros · rating 8.62 from 8 ratings

<Taggart> JEWS KILLED JESUS - NEWS AT 11 (TWO FUCKING THOUSAND YEARS AGO)

#3528 by cheryl · rating 8.62 from 8 ratings

<Grimmel> IM FAT <Grimmel> AND IM BPROUD OF IT <Grimmel> NOW YOU MUST EXCUSE ME WHILE I EAT A DOZEN CUPCAKES, A SMALL CHILD, A 2 LITER BOTTLE OF CORN SYRUP AND A TRASHCAN FULL OF ASSORTED INDUSTRIAL KITCHEN GOODS

#3615 by Kostas · rating 8.62 from 8 ratings

* OfficeRabbit was kicked by \ (\) | <\> banned for sex | <Bashgud> ahah banned the bisexual :/ | <\> all i need is another man after me | <\> grimmel was bad enough
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#3627 by Jynxter · rating 8.62 from 8 ratings

<Bashgud> It's like the entire female population is goign after the Sims 2 <Bashgud> went to pick up Fable yesterday and it was the most tits i've ever seen in E/B, ever
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#2885 by |louise| · rating 8.60 from 10 ratings

[19:38:40] <Bamse|SemiAway> Svedige>> vi ligger ret tæt *G* | [19:38:55] <Svedige> mellem mig og Dag er det bizart
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#3193 by Tramtrist · rating 8.60 from 10 ratings

<Taggart> Coattails is Tram, Bela, Vaun. The Triad of power. Fighting for equal rights in a straight man's world.

#3306 by Mully · rating 8.60 from 10 ratings

<Bashgud> I have nothing against a lithe girl...but whoever the fucko is that is projecting these images of "hawt girls" that are so thin I could probably see my penis through their stomach while boning them needs to be shot

#3819 by Taggart · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<\> fucking cunts all of you

#3851 by Taggart · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> nothing funnier than a breakup where both people are torn up, people kill me. I HAD TO LEAVE HER I COULDNT DO IT ANYMORE. GOD I MISS HER

#3865 by IrBovine · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<MrsIrB> We should send Grimmel a get well eyepatch.

#3889 by Taggart · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> queue issues are really sadlockfuckshit <Tremens> in wow? <Belatucadros> no <Belatucadros> the queues for the bread and jeans you shitneck <Belatucadros> yes WoW

#3933 by MrsIrB · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<Mythius> so where is grimmel been <@Belatucadros> eating

#3935 by Tramtrist · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<@ben> we don't care about your gayer coattails quotes

#3949 by Tramtrist · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<@Belatucadros> I mean really you fat slob <@Belatucadros> peel yourself off the couch
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#3955 by Jynxter · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<Tymon> can u trace pms <Belatucadros> no, but you an usually find the woman attached to it anyway

#3971 by Tramtrist · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

< puki> What jobs can I do at 'Blitzed' other than OPPing? < IrBovine> I think the possition of court jester is open... <@grifferz> you can be chief of STFU if you like

#3982 by IrBovine · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<Kostas> Grimmel crying btw <Belatucadros> to who <Belatucadros> shoot him
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#4413 by Patrizia · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<Calem> jeg kan godtt huske Elgko, han er lidt damp-barn-agtig

#4611 by Raiders · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

[01:39] * Flexo Fucker Mighhunter .... BotFucked :)
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#5032 by grifferz · rating 8.60 from 15 ratings

<MrFridge> best get motivated <MrFridge> actually <MrFridge> fuck it

#5859 by taras · rating 8.60 from 5 ratings

<@grifferz> I'll bear it in mind should I ever need an embedded yes machine <+Dave2> I was embedded in a yes machine the other day (it was your mother)
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#4527 by grifferz · rating 8.58 from 12 ratings

<Eyecon> grifferz: how much to tell everyone at work that you've become a transvestite and then go to work as a woman for six months? <grifferz> Eyecon: millions, I expect <Eyecon> I'd do that for a couple of hundred grand I reckon <grifferz> then you're very weird <grifferz> it's 6 months of your life you have to dress like a woman <Eyecon> women do it all the time
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#3118 by Zatoor · rating 8.58 from 12 ratings

<Zeb> har prøvet Fungus før... det blev noget med en lang nat og et klædeskab og en masse forbløffede mennesker der tavst kiggede på :D <Fungus> Yeah.. men frækt var det..! ;) <Zeb> meget :D <Fungus> Sikke nogle kønssygdomme der blev spredt den aften

#2620 by ZaneHyn · rating 8.58 from 19 ratings

[13:35] * [DBJ]Skizo vil gerne undersøges af Ram | [13:35] <[DBJ]Skizo> ...årh, håber han ser det :P | [13:35] <[DBJ]Skizo> ellers var det vist spildt gayness
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#2790 by Genocaust · rating 8.57 from 7 ratings

<Goobert> !addquote * yohance crosses fingers and restarts pc | <Goobert> dont reboot | <yohance> how do i stop reboot? | * yohance (Aopp385@ool-4357992d.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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#3380 by morphy · rating 8.57 from 7 ratings

<Byob> come with me if u want to love

#3545 by Taggart · rating 8.57 from 7 ratings

<Grimmel> space makes my teddy bear cry <Blackatucadros> get your bear an ass condom, he'll cheer up

#3645 by Taggart · rating 8.57 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> i see some hackers tool for Taggart

#3685 by Taggart · rating 8.57 from 7 ratings

<Lolita> I am telling Tram on you OR, hitting on other men <OfficeRabbit> haha plz don't <OfficeRabbit> ruin my chances :(

#3918 by Tramtrist · rating 8.57 from 7 ratings

<+MrsIrB> I'm married. It's all sorts of nothing to say.
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#3135 by Zatoor · rating 8.56 from 9 ratings

Sugar hopper op og ned på DGH - med en smøg i kæften ;) <DGH> ehmmmm måske tager jeg fejl men skal man ikke ha smøjen bagefter ? *GH*
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#3181 by Mully · rating 8.56 from 9 ratings

<grimmel> What makes my gayness glow <\> asking questions like that

#3220 by ros · rating 8.56 from 9 ratings

<Taggart> Bela died. Cheryl is off writing a linux app in java to simulate his funeral and all of our reactions, then output it to an indexed updatable rant/movie review/funeral DB. It was his last request. <roswork> belafuneral.php <trendwhore> it spews out insults at everybody while funeral music plays in the background <Byob> its how he would have wanted it

#3489 by trendwhore · rating 8.56 from 9 ratings

<Kostas> ahh yeah | <Kostas> like removing herpes | <Kostas> gone on the outside, but you got em
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#3795 by grifferz · rating 8.56 from 25 ratings

-!- mode/#debug [+o puki] by omni <@grifferz> ok now you owe me £100 <@puki> Is "omni" a bot? <@grifferz> yes @puki> That doesn't count then <@grifferz> chanserv is also a bot <@puki> Can I buy it? <@puki> Am I in a channel full of bots? <@puki> I'll buy the "dg" one and call it "dog" <@dg> fuck off @puki> Great, mine can talk
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#5013 by grifferz · rating 8.56 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> :(){ :|:&};: <grifferz> type that at a bash prompt <dg> not recommended * Antony ssh'es to bacardi <Antony> [1] 21057 <Antony> what does it do :'( <ross> er I can't ssh to bacardi <taz> 1:01pm up 3 days, 20:11, 4 users, load average: 714.55, 670.25, 890.24
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#3142 by Raiders · rating 8.55 from 11 ratings

<Bamse|Away> eirik>> *ROFL* der sq ingen mening med min fødsel

#2814 by ZaneHyn · rating 8.54 from 13 ratings

<Dag_21030> nogen gange kan jeg godt... andre gange ikke. Totalt weird | <[STK]Alberth> sidder du nu og snakker om dit sexliv igen?
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#2607 by tom · rating 8.53 from 15 ratings

<grifferz> thanks to whoever sent me those free durex condoms addressed to "the blitzed goat" <grifferz> very thoughtful of you..
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#2350 by RM · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

[20:56] * Steffffi gibt ShadowTurtle einen innigen Zahnspangenkuss. :-§
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#3003 by Alice · rating 8.50 from 8 ratings

<BanZaiKaj> Denne sætning indeholder et a, et b, et c, fire d'er, syvogfyrre e'er, syv f'er, seks g'er, to h'er, otte i'er, et j, fire k'er, to l'er, tre m'er, seks n'er, ti o'er, et p, et q, femogtyve r'er, ti s'er, fireogtyve t'er, et u, fem v'er, et x, seks y'er, et z, to æ'er, et ø, et å og et !
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#2413 by Bodach · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

[18:33] <RedDevil> good job i aint got the ring... i would be permantly wearing it, some serious shit would be going on lol [18:42] <Bodach> RedDevil: knowing Scrumhalf, he'd wear it as a cock ring and spray holy fire about the battle field

#2474 by Kukuman · rating 8.50 from 8 ratings

<Pinch> ---> 22481 Music::MP3 (Pinch) GoreGrind - Meat Shits - Violence Against Feminist Cunts '02 <Pinch> Sounds like Scrumhalf finally started a band
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#2586 by Halfdanes · rating 8.50 from 8 ratings

<{Chh}KR> jeg har engang spillet pik på en hamster, det gik godt til jeg opdagede det var en hun!!
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#2669 by Pinch · rating 8.50 from 10 ratings

<Tsoop> Yeah it works <Caesium> fuck me :) <Caesium> with a blunt stick <_CyRuSS_> bend over <Caesium> no way, fuck off weirdo <_CyRuSS_> oh sure. now your against the idea... you're just like the others >:P

#2693 by mojatt · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

<fuCKYou> lets kick his ass <mojatt> let's kick yours * Genocaust sets mode: +b *!*@AC8BBDF0.ipt.aol.com * fuCKYou was kicked from #newzbin (Genocaust - I'll see you in my office tomorrow at noon [#800])

#2707 by Pinch · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

(find2): I don't remember seeing my penis
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#2857 by Alice · rating 8.50 from 16 ratings

[16:31] <Hynne> Alice -> Skynd dig at sluge den !! | [16:32] <[DBJ]Vunde> Alice Swallows | [16:32] <[NY]Blaaskaeg> Ja når man lige kommer :S | [16:32] <[SHH]Eirik> gør hun? | [16:32] <[DBJ]Vunde> Jeps
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#2946 by Pinch · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<pabc> any chance someone can pretend I said something funny so I get more than that bloody "facial" quote each time?
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#2953 by Randmaj · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<[JDAL]Bamse> okay giver mig.. :O( | <[JDAL]Bamse> ondt gruppepres.. men bliver så også nød til at opløse min klub bagefter eller slå jer ihjel | <[JDAL]Bamse> JDAL = Jeg Dtaver af lort

#3098 by [TA]FX · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

-ChanServ- As much as I despise your pathetic IRC power games, I added Raiders to the #heroes.dk access list at level 3.
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#3114 by Suplyndmnd · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

[14:01] <kokujin> The Eightball Mode Has Been Enabled, To Have Your Fortune Read, Type: !eightball <question>[14:01] <Suplyndmnd> !eightball Will Yohance blow me? [14:01] <kokujin> Of course, Suplyndmnd.
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#3144 by Tekken · rating 8.50 from 8 ratings

<@Tekken> *piller næse* | @Tekken flips a booger on [DBJ]Skizo | <@Tekken> og den er lang, slimet og rød! | <[DBJ]Skizo> ADR! | <[DBJ]Skizo> hold dog op!! | <[DBJ]Skizo> .. jeg er sulten
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#3199 by Tramtrist · rating 8.50 from 10 ratings

<corndog> what diseses do you have | <Morphice> prolly only 12 or so before I moved to Atlanta

#3259 by Vaun · rating 8.50 from 8 ratings

<\> k leaving you losers to yourselves | * \ Quit (Quit: \) | <STFU> He left fast. Usually it takes hours for him to get the hint.
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#3381 by IZS · rating 8.50 from 16 ratings

<@swat> !convert 2.5 inches to cm <+ben> swat: thinking of it in terms of cm won't make it any bigger
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#3548 by Belatucadros · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<tarantula> tomorrow i came here with script...i promise to you

#3550 by Belatucadros · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> I never get run off. That's the joy of being room founder. If it were to the point I was going to get run off, they would be fucked.

#3554 by Belatucadros · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<tarantula> i`m almost complete.....full install of new mirc is 614MB

#3561 by cheryl · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<Taggart|Logbot> Yeah. It's amazing how many people mistake Ruthie for a girl's name. <Taggart|Logbot> Oh shit. <Taggart|Logbot> It is.

#3569 by Belatucadros · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<Belatucadros> you eat penis <Grimmel> ya so

#3715 by Taggart · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> ... should you have any further complaint about the operation of the quotes <grifferz> please do remember to submit the correct paperwork in triplicate into the box marked HELLO GRIFFERZ DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT QUOPTES ARE ADDED IN ANY CHANNEL OR WHETHER THEY ACTUALLY EVER WERE SAID

#3816 by Taggart · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> Oh yeah, Bela, OR said you are gay lovers and you'll do whatever he says, just fyi <Taggart> thought you should know <-- OfficeRabbit (~kevin@i-195-137-48-252.freedom2surf.net) has left #coattails (Leaving)

#3892 by Taggart · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

<Belatucadros> eating a frozen dinner thing <Belatucadros> has fries, chicken, corn, and a brownie... <Belatucadros> I was just thinking how much the brownie looked like shit before I cooked it <Belatucadros> and then I found a piece of corn in it :(

#3899 by Tramtrist · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

< the_last_dodo> Sorry but I am french and I dont understand the word "wat"

#3973 by Tramtrist · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

< puki> You two are gook and gooker

#4007 by Kostas · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

<IrBovine> If you had a choice would you buy a new server mount or take a yack in taiwan and shake the left hand of a lepper?

#4009 by Taggart · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

<IrBovine> been snowing for almost three hours. turned from rain to snow as I was walking up to my building. was a very ?:| moment <Harbringer> that's how it feels when doves cry I think <IrBovine> hahaha shutup

#4028 by cheryl · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Jynxter hates jews and niggers.
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#4105 by Kostas · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

<Krypto> bela works? i just thought he stole stuff
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#4114 by Lare · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Getting a refund from the sledgehammer of fallacy.
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#4152 by Kostas · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

<Taggart> I'm more broke than Mythius' common sense module.
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#4161 by krypto · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Girls my age are idiots. I can't stand the strain.

#4215 by IrBovine · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

< Morphine> You guys crack me up.
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#4454 by strtok · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

[19:28] <shmoo> soemtimes I just spin my NE character in cicles at the select screen and jerk off. She's way HAWT
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#4536 by Raiders · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

#4748 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.50 from 8 ratings

#4895 by EDG · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

#4903 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

#4929 by Rakanichu · rating 8.50 from 6 ratings

#5115 by Gaeve · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

#5199 by Raidrs · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

#5249 by Gaeve · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

#5334 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 8.50 from 2 ratings

<Wiqua> BLA BLA BLA! er vold god til trekanter
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#5710 by grifferz · rating 8.50 from 4 ratings

<Dominic> anybody know a good project time tracking type thing? Ideally something very simple, just for me to use on my desktop <Eckrall> vi <Dominic> ta
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#2357 by IZS · rating 8.49 from 37 ratings

<orphan^> is lambsquarter meat or vegetable <Antony> dumbass <Antony> lamb... is meat <Antony> !define lambs-quarter <find> lamb's-quarter n : leaves collected from the wild [syn: {pigweed}, {wild spinach}] [wn]

#2185 by grifferz · rating 8.46 from 28 ratings

<demagogue> :(){ :|:&};: <demagogue> type that at a bash prompt <dg> not recommended * Antony ssh'es to bacardi <Antony> [1] 21057 <Antony> what does it do :'( <ross> er I can't ssh to bacardi <taz> 1:01pm up 3 days, 20:11, 4 users, load average: 714.55, 670.25, 890.24

#2720 by JohnN · rating 8.46 from 13 ratings

<taras> i will be your whore <taras> oops wrong window
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#5020 by grifferz · rating 8.46 from 13 ratings

<ben> i join two channels <ben> and both quotes of me are involving poo <grifferz> maybe you shouldn't talk about poo quite so much then :) <ben> but it won't stop me thinking about it

#5248 by taras · rating 8.45 from 11 ratings

<popey> leave house 06:30 <popey> arrive in wales 10:30 <grifferz> imprisoned in wicker man, 10.45
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#2180 by tom · rating 8.45 from 29 ratings

<tom> who here has ever dialed 999? <grifferz> twice for random property crime, once for a mental patient in a park flashing at kids, once for a road accident <Dee> grifferz: you reported yourself?
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#2924 by Alice · rating 8.44 from 9 ratings

* Fungus er stolt af at have fået tæsk af Gunl0d's dusk :P
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#3189 by Tramtrist · rating 8.44 from 9 ratings

<[x]> i can think about 1.4 billion reasons not to go to china

#3265 by Belatucadros · rating 8.44 from 9 ratings

<space-> i want to join coatails, now do you supply me with ass lube, or do i have to bring my own ? <\> we lube you up as part of the STFU process <\> which you can start right nwo
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#3540 by Tekken · rating 8.44 from 9 ratings

<@Zatoor> xxx film har du vel også hørt om | <@Tekken> Zatoor: nej? | <@Zatoor> det er sådan nogle håndværker instruktions film. om hvordan man ligger rør ind i fugtige huller. meget interesant.
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#3557 by Belatucadros · rating 8.44 from 9 ratings

<Tarantula> Grimmel stupid is your fucking life - you demon fetus

#3581 by OfficeRabbit · rating 8.44 from 9 ratings

<Romeo> so many faggots with mullets use windows :(
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#384 by grifferz · rating 8.44 from 41 ratings

<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff <taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on <grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer <grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another" <snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self
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#2994 by Zatoor · rating 8.43 from 7 ratings

<Svafnir_Generals> Skæg->Din og min mening er nok sjældent sammenfaldende...Og at du kan køre en sætning som: "Min mening kommer helt af sig selv" over på en sædafgang i en dansk time, foruroliger mig lidt :S
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#3300 by Tramtrist · rating 8.43 from 7 ratings

<@\> shutup you synthesizer loving faggot

#3523 by Bashgud · rating 8.43 from 7 ratings

<Kukuman> my cat winked at me today <grifferz> it doesn't count if it is just to remove your semen from its eye
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#4174 by Taggart · rating 8.43 from 7 ratings

<Laura> oh shit <Laura> gotta lick their balls too then
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#4655 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.43 from 7 ratings

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#2188 by grifferz · rating 8.41 from 46 ratings

* Blitzmaster isn´t very intelligent <Tux> no kidding?! <Blitzmaster> what is kidding? <grifferz> !define kidding <find> Kid Kid, v. i. [imp. & p. p. {Kidded}; p. pr. & vb. n. {Kidding}.] To bring forth a young goat. [web1913]
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#3269 by Kostas · rating 8.40 from 10 ratings

<Taggart> Oduke on the grandma. Tyden on the mom. Tram on the daughter. <Taggart> So sad
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#3313 by |louise| · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

[22:39] <Zebeyo> Gunlød er et arkitektonisk mesterværk der fungerer som brokobling mellem jylland og sjælland med fyn som et nyt skandinavisk kraftcentrum i nordeuropa på en lang række markante områder
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#3324 by Oduke · rating 8.40 from 10 ratings

<morphy> but overall I want to stick Captain Winky into her yammy

#3668 by Taggart · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> tyvm <IrBovine> eadvm

#3809 by Belatucadros · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> You have a sex life? :O <grifferz> as long as the police don't find out.. <craig> i dont know whether to laugh or phone crime stoppers

#3883 by Taggart · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<Tarantula> Message:[Welcome to my Sonic Heroes fserver!!! I`m serve Sonic Heroes wallpapers and all soundtracks from Sonic Heroes...plus you may find Sonic Heroes PC Demo in my server....Enjoy] - SysReset 2.53

#3891 by Taggart · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<Tremens> one fish dead, 5 to go <MrsIrB> Oh no! <MrsIrB> Or are these the fish you don't care about? <MrsIrB> The feeders? <Tremens> gj feeder fish inc to deathland <MrsIrB> Heartless bastard.

#3924 by Tramtrist · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<+MrsIrB> It's gonna be a pillow biting night.... :|

#3930 by Tramtrist · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

< Laura> i can be a man

#3939 by Taggart · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<Ruthie> I guess it could be sexual if that's where you are personally though, just in general is there anything you wouldn't do for a million bucks? <Krypto> in general.. i can't think of anything off hand
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#4149 by Taggart · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<Laura> true true, I appear to be a dirty marble loving whore
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#5118 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

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#5570 by Dominic · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<kfullert> i am the #surrey gimp that people beat on
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#5726 by issyl0 · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

16:42:59 <+taras> if only schools would switch to ubuntu 16:43:35 <+taras> that might encourage kids to get outside more 16:43:40 <+taras> when they can't work the pcs
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#5770 by chrisjrob · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

kfullert> ah, I've found the Filberts profile <@Filbert> kfullert: :o < kfullert> rofl, Filbert is a 67% match to me ... <@Filbert> :O <@Filbert> hmm < kfullert> lets get it going big boy * Filbert just threw up a little in his mouth

#5826 by Eckrall · rating 8.40 from 5 ratings

<@Dominic> hm, 'top' refuses to show me all 128 CPUs <@Dominic> I need a bigger terminal apparently <@Dominic> ah, it fits on my monitor with a font size of 4pt <@Dominic> top clearly isn't enterprise-ready
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#2870 by Tekken · rating 8.38 from 13 ratings

<Gunnar_Grimson> IM AN ASSHOLE
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#3279 by ros · rating 8.38 from 8 ratings

<Taggart> Griff, they have to accept this bot as an unobtrusive part of their enviroment before they start interacting with it. Don't you watch the discovery channel? <grifferz> images of bela sniffing crowley and waiting for it to pick bugs off his back

#3316 by trendwhore · rating 8.38 from 8 ratings

<tarantula> i know russian..little english....little italiano....and know japanish

#3341 by Tramtrist · rating 8.38 from 8 ratings

<Vaun> there are a lot of fish in the sea.. unless you are ugly.

#3493 by morphy · rating 8.38 from 8 ratings

<Jynxa> see girl walk over to some other smokers, and other smoker asks her "so is your maaaaan out of jail yet?" <morphy> Oduke's chocolate fantasy gf
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#5496 by Ging · rating 8.38 from 8 ratings

<@johnw> want some hardcore?
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#3353 by Raiders · rating 8.36 from 11 ratings

[00:53] * Cookie overtaler [TA]EirikBakke til at danse ballet på gågaden kun iført tøfler og et lettere beskadiget badedyr fra sidste sommer [00:54] <[TA]EirikBakke> Cookie>> Ja gjorde jeg sidste sommer.
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#4142 by tom · rating 8.36 from 11 ratings

<Louise> christ my boyfriend is high maintenance. i'm too busy doing homework to go over to his house and fuck him, so now i have to take pictures of my tits for him. <Louise> can't a girl just do some damn studying!?
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#3221 by ros · rating 8.36 from 11 ratings

<trendwhore> then after the funeral tram will present cheryl with a vn account and diamond earrings in hopes to woo her
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#5317 by tomalak · rating 8.36 from 14 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> I don't use pronouns
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#1414 · rating 8.35 from 17 ratings

<grifferz> I don't have a teddy bear <grifferz> and if I did, I would screw it :) <grifferz> wouldNT <grifferz> wouldNT <grifferz> wouldNT

#365 by grifferz · rating 8.33 from 18 ratings

<grifferz> sorry about that <grifferz> I accidentally banned every channel <grifferz> well <grifferz> every channel with a # in it

#3476 by dg · rating 8.33 from 15 ratings

<grifferz> OfficeRabbit: first you have to take your client out of newbie mode, so /exit newbie <grifferz> then the command will work -!- OfficeRabbit [~kevin@213.78.104.52] has quit [Quit: ]
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#3887 by Raiders · rating 8.33 from 9 ratings

[00:02] <Rakanichu> KINGSTOOOOOON! forrædderiske lille klaphat. IKEA-papnæb. Vændekåbe af falsk tilmelding!

#4362 by Rakanichu · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

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#4653 by grifferz · rating 8.33 from 9 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> Linux versions by "not for profit" There is only one: Debian <GeorgeWBush> is that wiki on your website running on Debian? <grifferz> yes <grifferz> are you any good at making logos? <GeorgeWBush> logos, well depends, I have not used MS Paint for some time
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#5370 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

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#5973 by popey · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<ʇɹǝqoɹ> I wouldn't like to watch porn at work, even being paid. <nurulwai> whys that <ʇɹǝqoɹ> In case any pre-ejaculate comes out. <ʇɹǝqoɹ> That would be... somewhat emabrassing. <nurulwai> only if you're sitting there with your cock out <nurulwai> and if you're at work, you're probably not <ʇɹǝqoɹ> well still, it might be smelly
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#5739 by kfullert · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

< kfullert> ah, so Dominic is the new Filbert ... < chrisjrob> and being the new model it is smaller than the old one
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#5823 by taras · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<+martinc> MurkyGoth: don't worry, alex is "W"FH today < so_solid_moo> I feel like a contestant on Blockbuster < so_solid_moo> "What W is a verb which means to drink gin?"
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#5878 by Dominic · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<czajkowski> I want to be nice <czajkowski> I do <czajkowski> but dear lord the man is a twat
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#1519 · rating 8.33 from 15 ratings

<|an> ok so whos got some nice anagrams of their name then? <|an> ian hamilton - him into anal
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#2306 by DiNKyDi · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<god> i am <god> almighty god *** god has quit IRC (Autokilled: [725] channel ban evasion) <DiNKyDi> lol... how almighty was that?
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#2520 by Tekken · rating 8.33 from 9 ratings

[DRA]Creative 3 Gode Grunde for jeg ikke Onanere mere.! | Punkt 1 : Jeg har fået Sedehedsbetændelse i Hånden .. | Punkt 2 : Jeg er blivet for Gammel.. | Punkt 3 : Jeg har fået Job nede i Vuggestuen.. :-)
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#2626 by snappy · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I would personally like to see Mario kick the shit out of a toadstool man when he says "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"
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#2903 by Alice · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

* Smeagol lever stadig livet med kvinder, sprut, nettet og (farve)stoffer....
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#3019 by _CyRuSS_ · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<_CyRuSS_> Will you marry me? <Nicole> No <_CyRuSS_> Why not? <Nicole> Could I sit on your cock and swivel?
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#3053 by Randmaj^study · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<[NY]Blaaskaeg> Jeg boller til venstre og til højre, jeg gir dem legetøjer, jeg boller kør og heste, og høns de er de bedste, jeg knepper med fisk og stueplanter, og nye konfirmanter | * [STK]Omini ka ikk score halvdelen
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#3338 by Vaun · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<Ziphy> comedy, house robbed <Ziphy> iPod safe

#3319 by morphy · rating 8.33 from 9 ratings

<Taggart> Don't try too hard. It's your first day. You aren't expected to be funny.

#3702 by Tramtrist · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> Ros and taters. <Taggart> Scaring me a bit.
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#3432 by |louise| · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<Mj0lner> Bender - skulle spørge fra Grrr om du kunne hæve det ban igen - han har lovet at være sød nu.
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#3502 by Taggart · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<Lolita> still loosing weight and my kidneys no longer are bleeding

#3534 by Taggart · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<Lolita> gonna give you guys some of my booty

#3834 by Kostas · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

[06:44] <Belatucadros> 802.11g in every car...koreans all stopped at green lights to play starcraft

#3838 by IrBovine · rating 8.33 from 6 ratings

<MrsIrB> Kinda weird, because the girl comes in and hoses you off <MrsIrB> While you're all neked and stuff.

#4008 by IrBovine · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<+Laura> need to stick it in
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#4058 by MrsIrB · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<@MrsIrB> Woahs. Bela, blessed by God. <@irbovine> Allahtucadros

#4312 by \ · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

< Lolita> no kostas is a sweet heart and tram is a serial killer < Lolita> we all know this by now though

#4480 by \ · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

< shmoo> romantics are just women that aren't married.

#4506 by Belatucadros · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<\> slug slug, slug slug, watcha gonna do.. watcha gonna do when iv salted you..

#4516 by shmoo · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

<+Belatucadros> if I wanted you to talk shmoo I'd make a fucking bot that just went SYSV SYSV at random
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#4889 by louise · rating 8.33 from 3 ratings

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#2896 by tom · rating 8.32 from 22 ratings

<Polly> what was it called in the bible when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights? <grifferz> England

#577 · rating 8.31 from 16 ratings

<MrFridge> my cock is fucked... <MrFridge> clock <MrFridge> that was an incredibly stupid freudian slip
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#2644 by Halfdanes · rating 8.31 from 13 ratings

<finn> Hynne is nothing but a loggerheaded assload of industrial snake snot.

#3015 by Zatoor · rating 8.30 from 10 ratings

<@Zatoor> knock knock knocking on heavens dooooor .. <Bamse> Zatoor>> hehe og du er gået i seng med Eric? :P <@Zatoor> han ser jo så sød ud i det der skolepige uniform .. så jeg kunne sq ik lade være!
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#3042 by tom · rating 8.30 from 30 ratings

<Polly> i would like to fist angelina jolie <tom> womb raider
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#4206 by Jarlaxle · rating 8.30 from 10 ratings

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#5074 by grifferz · rating 8.30 from 10 ratings

<taras> I never read these "agree now" things, like once I agreed to change our telco from BT to ntl by accident
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#2990 by genzou · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

<Peter_Pan> anime is for young boys <Pix> no peter, you are for young boys
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#3336 by Belatucadros · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

<\> it was intended to be a place we could say cocksucker outside of vn and get away with it <\> DONT FORGET YOUR ROOTS

#3369 by IrBovine · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

<Grimmel> chewing out this bitch chat cheated on my friend <Vaun> woops, i must have mistakenly wandered into #teen_drama again

#3464 by Kostas · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

<Crowley> Say something funny, you fucks!

#3676 by Tramtrist · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

< Cheryl> too awake to be able to understand you

#3705 by Taggart · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

<Bashgud> indisputable proof that god exists <Belatucadros> bhudda maybe <Belatucadros> budhha* <Belatucadros> fuck <Belatucadros> fuck it <Belatucadros> jesus*

#3712 by Taggart · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

<Tarantula> when i posted my new russian and english sites i wanna help coattails...what i need do?? <ros> queue some IQ points and maturity to help our less fortunate users <Tarantula> hmm good point
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#4858 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

#4909 by louise · rating 8.29 from 7 ratings

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#1153 · rating 8.28 from 29 ratings

<BRASIL25> my English is very bad. do you undestand me? <grifferz> yes <BRASIL25> could you describe me? <grifferz> yes, you are a tard
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#2651 by Torrent · rating 8.25 from 8 ratings

<Surtr> I jizzed in like 2 minutes yesterday [20:30] <Torrent> Congratz on beating your previous record ;P [20:30] <Surtr> but it was anal sex, does that count? [20:31] <iota> i would think you would jizz in a shorter amount of time during anal sex [20:31] <grifferz> depends what animal he was doing it with
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#3078 by Zatoor · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<Gunnar_Grimson> men misforstå mig nu ikke... Hynne er en god høvding... i starten af runden i hvert fald
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#3329 by Mythius · rating 8.25 from 8 ratings

<ros|busybee> tram and bela only have eyes for each other unfortunately
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#3456 by Alice · rating 8.25 from 12 ratings

* Cookie sætter moms på Alice | * Zatoor|Syg fjerner momsen på Alice og impotere hende toldfrit til Randers | <Cookie> Hov hov Zatoor|Syg | * HE fanger Zatoor|Syg i told svindel | * Cookie sætter moms på Alice og importere hende på sjællandske plader | * Zatoor|Syg går i skattely i Monaco og tager Alice med sig
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#3882 by Belatucadros · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> sometimes I think internet was made by KKK since there never seems to be any black people <grifferz> but then I realise it's only the places I go

#3977 by MrsIrB · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<+IrBovine> Yes, virginia, you can use a laptop without a power cord. Extended use, however, will drain the battery <+IrBovine> I swear these people are disguised chimps
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#4212 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

#4616 by Cara · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

#4639 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

#4746 by FX · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

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#4859 by zedex · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<Blue^eye|Black^tear> nga yae link appl a chay a nay bae lo tone <Blue^eye|Black^tear> sorry <Blue^eye|Black^tear> typo
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#4891 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.25 from 8 ratings

#5111 by Griffen · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

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#5711 by Dominic · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<mdm> Why does Facebook keep suggesting attractive females that I "might know"? They're attractive females, of course I don't fucking know them.

#5778 by Dominic · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<silverraindog> so robert_ = robert ? <silverraindog> as in the dude that kept on saying "he/she is a threat to everything we hold dear" ? <robert_> that doesn't sound like me

#5797 by Dominic · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<Filbert> did you get around to building a snowperson? <robert_> certainly not <robert_> that would do nothing for my standing in high society <silverraindog> neither does hanging around in #surrey :P

#5863 by chrisjrob · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<+kwyjibo> kfullert: there isn't a photo of me that exists where i don't look like a serial killer

#5866 by KWYJIBO · rating 8.25 from 4 ratings

<+ajf> I've bent my dongle :(
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#2553 by Randmaj · rating 8.23 from 13 ratings

* Brafe 's overvågningskamera viser: [1]. Bender's røv i normal tilstand: (_|_) [2]. Bender's røv efter et besøg af sin far: (_O_) - Spørgsmål...?
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#1715 by grifferz · rating 8.22 from 18 ratings

<grifferz> hi BigSarah <grifferz> where exactly are you big? <BigSarah> grifferz, I'll assume for your sakes that you're asking me for my location. I'm in Birmingham.

#4435 by Antony · rating 8.22 from 9 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> How can I add space around a table? <Belatucadros> buy a bigger room
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#3305 by Kostas · rating 8.22 from 9 ratings

<Oduke> The Belatucadros is a relatively large, proud, and graceful dairy goat of mixed Asian, African, and European origin, known for high quality, high butterfat, milk production.
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#959 · rating 8.20 from 15 ratings

<taz> fucking difficult to pee out the window and keep yer foot on the accelerator <taz> but i did it :) <taz> doing 70 down the m6
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#3200 by Mully · rating 8.20 from 10 ratings

<Aycrith> god damn< <Aycrith> i hate it when cheerios get stuck on my dick

#3213 by Mully · rating 8.20 from 10 ratings

<Vaun> can't believe we finally found a use for mully
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#3407 by Raiders · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

[22:29] <Bisse> men oki hvad er jeg ikke en mongol til
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#3807 by Taggart · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<Mythius> yeah im just saying <Mythius> we could all be free as larks <Mythius> if nobody did anything stupid <morphy> we used to be free as larks <Mythius> back in africa

#3938 by Tramtrist · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> racism is a crime, and that's for black people

#3969 by Tramtrist · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<+Lolita> yeah i need something to help out with the lonelyness <+Lolita> and peen is a poor choice

#3972 by Belatucadros · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<\> should join #coattails puki <puki> No - bad people live in there

#3974 by Tramtrist · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

< Taggart> larging it up with bots and yoda, sauce on the way, esquilax fleeing, wat and ofn. gtfo time.

#3997 by Tramtrist · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<@\> pull grifferz off whatever horse hes giving oral too and get my voice back
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#4101 by Taggart · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<Laura|work> sodomizing was better

#4184 by Taggart · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<Laura> want to be naked in a bucket of ice
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#4768 by dg · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<deophite> I'm going to FUCKING KILL my roommate <deophite> the fucker looked up porno on my computer <deophite> was BEATING OFF in my fucking chair <deophite> the worst part is <deophite> he was beating it to the following sites: <deophite> hardcorefatties <deophite> paintedfeet <Eyecon> urls???
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#4808 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

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#5733 by Eckrall · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<kfullert> wow, it's tiny <freakyclown> kfullet: you can get drugs for that

#5752 by Eckrall · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<freakyclown> filbert and desmond sitting in a tree....installing mandriva onto their pc

#5762 by chrisjrob · rating 8.20 from 5 ratings

<+lanky> I never claimed to be consistent. Consistency is the hallmark of small minds
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#830 · rating 8.19 from 16 ratings

<Adam> andy, can you msg me the ircd password please, i cant remember it since you changed it from the roasted pork variant -> Ops #uk: [Ops on #uk] adam isn't it d33ps34 ? <grifferz> fuck <grifferz> it's not anymore
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#2649 by Halfdanes · rating 8.18 from 11 ratings

[19:07] * Grolis er sikker på at Jam går kold hvis han får en los hårt nok i bollerne

#2791 by Tekken · rating 8.18 from 11 ratings

<[DRA]Creative> Min Hånd er fucking Kneppet fra en Druktur igår.! Hvad har jeg mon lavet? | <Nameless> Hvis din hånd er kneppet, har du nok også et par 100 kr. sedler liggende i din lomme..
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#1582 · rating 8.18 from 28 ratings

<BeTh_AlLaRd> why does your topic say no colour????? <BeTh_AlLaRd> so you guys don't like coloured ppl?????

#3921 by synfx · rating 8.18 from 17 ratings

* grifferz <3 GeorgeWBush <GeorgeWBush> what is <3 for? <grifferz> LOVE <GeorgeWBush> what love? <grifferz> the love I have for you, a pure and platonic love between a sane person and an amusing mental patient <darksatanic> grifferz: I wouldn't describe GeorgeWBush as sane...
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#2827 by Alice · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

*** [FP]Grrr is now known as GrrrIS | * GrrrIS stikker trynen op i skridtet på Hynne og grunter :) | *** Hynne is now known as DenVarmeHynne | <DenVarmeHynne> Kunne være man skulle tage tøj på, så... :)
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#3328 by Oduke · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> yes can sign it in triplicate and ram it up your arse if you want, script using sodomite

#3511 by cheryl · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

* Sledeau cybers Bashgud <Bashgud> wtf sled <Bashgud> no cyber today!

#3646 by Tramtrist · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<Belatucadros> passing college <Belatucadros> trying(Failing) <\> ya right <\> by talking to us fags <Belatucadros> putting in gr8 coattails effor <Belatucadros> t <\> must be college for special rainbow students <Belatucadros> rofl rainbow <Belatucadros> yeah see you there next semester <xaal> public state college <\> weee

#3684 by Tramtrist · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<\> in the yeaaar two thooooussssaaaaand

#3932 by IrBovine · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<Kastazu> GRIMMEL-SIZE ME!

#3976 by Taggart · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<Belatucadros> but really <Belatucadros> if I wanted to see a black guy stealing a car <Belatucadros> I would shut off the electric fence
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#3070 by taras · rating 8.17 from 18 ratings

<dg> my mum just walked past <dg> and asked what i was grinning at <grifferz> "it's a picture of a goat, mum" "david, be normal, look at gay pornography" "it's dg mum! call me dg!"
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#5590 by Dominic · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<issyl0> Ooohh <issyl0> :) <popey> ;) <popey> have i just drawn a pornographic image and then winked at a 15 year old

#5793 by lanky · rating 8.17 from 6 ratings

<robert_> "to opt out from messages, text DOMSTOP"
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#3172 by Mully · rating 8.15 from 13 ratings

<Kostas> A Black Marble Tree Branch flies from your grasp.
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#3046 by Zatoor · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

* @Zatoor sørger over den døde Svaffie <Svafnir> Hehe Flaffer...Det er hamrende kedeligt at være død. Så jeg kan nu konstantere, at der findes ikke noget liv efter døden :D <Svafnir> Men en fin reklameplads jeg har fået. I toppen af fredløse :o)

#3864 by Alpehue^ · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

@Sugar> he he.... Men altså... Der er jo ingen klan som TA ;) | @Raiders er tilbøjelig til at give sugar ret "Der er jo ingen klan som TA ;) | <@Raiders> meget meget sjældent at man har samlet så mange utroligt dygtige spillere , der "gider " så lidt :)
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#2718 by Statler · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

<Albion> you black <yohance> yes <Albion> how come
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#3304 by morphy · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> grifferz look i`m op <grifferz> no one cares, olaf

#3372 by Oduke · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> ou...i like potatoes

#3547 by Belatucadros · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> where is that old drooler grifferz........

#3667 by Tramtrist · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

< Mythius> does ruthie still work? <+Jynxter> ya for Richard simmons <@\> rofl < Mythius> haha <+IrBovine> haha
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#3738 by grifferz · rating 8.14 from 7 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> 01542XXX543 <grifferz> erm <taras> lol <OfficeRabbit> that is not my number. <Antony> OfficeRabbit: works though <OfficeRabbit> Who was that? <OfficeRabbit> last time I paste my home number in a public chat :(
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#2754 by Tekken · rating 8.13 from 15 ratings

<Svafnir> Øvser...Så er man da løbet HELT tør for liv, hvis man ikke engang har tid til Heroes?

#4796 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.12 from 8 ratings

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#5025 by taras · rating 8.12 from 8 ratings

<tom> can we make a hoax on blitzed.org <grifferz> maybe you could announce my death in a news item <tom> I wouldn't want to let people down <tom> when they find it isn't true
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#2999 by Zatoor · rating 8.12 from 8 ratings

[SHH]Eirik *tager en keberulle fyldt med dressing (til bristepunktet) og kyler den i fjæset på svafnir. Svafnir åbner gabet og sluger kebabben. <Svafnir> Lyder egentligt lidt perverst??? <[SHH]Eirik> svafnir så stor en mund har du ikke? <[SHH]Eirik> din gris
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#3209 by Mully · rating 8.12 from 8 ratings

<roswork> It pinches just between the cheeks. You feel beautiful, but sadly, you look fat.

#3298 by Vaun · rating 8.12 from 8 ratings

<Grimmel> i'd be intimate with wayne gretzkey <Grimmel> i think he's kinda sexy

#3589 by morphy · rating 8.12 from 8 ratings

<Romeo> i did kostas
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#1335 · rating 8.11 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> but you can run a windows ircd off my NT desktop machine here if you like, I'llgive you pcanywhere access and you pay me 25 cents a week <Altema> are you serious?

#3733 by JohnN · rating 8.11 from 18 ratings

<synfx> i wouldn't read a girlfriend's logs <synfx> ok, having said that, i've never actually had a girlfriend
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#5096 by grifferz · rating 8.11 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> use your powers of reasoning GWB <ros> I think he should probably try using someone else's
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#2981 by Peter_Pan · rating 8.11 from 9 ratings

yohance (omega@ool-4357992d.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Peter_Pan> wasnt me! <_CyRuSS_> it wasnt me <krisis> wasn't me <genzou> wasnt me
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#3314 by Zatoor · rating 8.11 from 9 ratings

<Svafnir> Vi andre kan jo så klare fruen uden brug af cykel :D | <[DFDARIFF]Vunde> Du er jo ved at blive ret gammel | <Svafnir> Vunde->Hehe...Tror ikke der er nogen klager på vej :D | <[DFDARIFF]Vunde> de faker *Gg* LOL | <Svafnir> Vunde->Nej da? For jeg forklarer dem da, at de også har ret til orgasme....hvis de kan nå det!!
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#933 · rating 8.10 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> I just poured pepsi in my cornflakes by accident
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#2475 by Statler · rating 8.10 from 10 ratings

<tummy> hrmm how do i use eliza? <Scrumhalf> buy her some flowers, grab her from behind and pound her anus
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#2588 by Tekken · rating 8.10 from 10 ratings

@Hynne er vild |Gunl0d er sej! | @Halfdanes er farlig | Thorleifsons smitter
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#1684 by grifferz · rating 8.10 from 21 ratings

<shox> the day shagged.ca gets connected to xnet is the day matt spells you're correctly <Taz> you're <Taz> now your fucked

#3344 by pedagogue · rating 8.09 from 11 ratings

< creaturespeaker> you do realize that gamers have better driving skills? < creaturespeaker> because it improves your eye hand coordination? <@grifferz> also, paedophiles make better doctors, because of their knowledge of the child's anatomy
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#5062 by OfficeRabbit · rating 8.09 from 11 ratings

<Tux> Speaking of Matt, anyone seen him lately? <OfficeRabbit> isn't he on holiday with grifferz? <Antony> canal trip <Tux> Accidently put a "c" there mate
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#3462 by grifferz · rating 8.08 from 13 ratings

<mark> where can I download the dgl kernel source patches? <taras> http://dgl.cx <find> taras: http://s.dgl.cx/4ir - DgL <taras> yes <taras> why not use the shorter url <taras> thanks find

#1528 · rating 8.06 from 17 ratings

<ben> grifferz were fine yesterday <ben> i'm obsessed with andy <ben> hence me replacing services with his name <ben> services were fine yesterday

#1019 · rating 8.05 from 21 ratings

<grifferz> ban tards and turks from irc and basically you don't have anyone left to talk to

#2292 by crazyspence · rating 8.05 from 22 ratings

<grifferz> taras, with all due respect <grifferz> please put your dick in your ear <grifferz> and fuck some sense into yourself <grifferz> thanks.

#2205 by grifferz · rating 8.04 from 23 ratings

<tom> nobody I've slept with uses IRC! <grifferz> not even YOUR MOM? <tom> no she uses Yahoo Chat

#425 · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> ian: I went to the zoo when I was little and some monkey nearly wanked on me

#746 · rating 8.00 from 12 ratings

<m0rales> anyone into psychedelic trance ? <grifferz> no. it interferes with my knitting

#969 · rating 8.00 from 19 ratings

*** Joins: Wreckage (wreckage@drink.my.cum.and.you.will.get.all.yer.protien.org) <grifferz> BUT HE SPELLED IT WRONG <Wreckage> grifferz: shut up fucking lamer, i didn't make the host and it still owns you

#1569 · rating 8.00 from 16 ratings

<grifferz> do not ever share your passwords with anyone for any reason <grifferz> do you understand? <ortega2> no

#1778 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 15 ratings

<Jim> i got the command for unban so is ban just ban? <grifferz> no, ban makes a cup of coffee <grifferz> forgive it's odd naming <grifferz> khaled was on crack when he wrote it <grifferz> to ban people you have to type /arseparty <Jim> are you being serious? <Jim> hey it says there is no help for arseparty <Jim> i still dont get the ban thing

#1874 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 21 ratings

<grifferz> erik are you drunk? <strtok> NO <strtok> im pereccestly alrights <grifferz> it's about 4 in the afternoon there <strtok> i ccodeul code now ifa ci wanted to <strtok> 5 bitch

#2138 by taras · rating 8.00 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> cry me a fucking river if you haven't got a binary news feed any more so you can download your video cd's of some starving russian model inserting an entire set of garden furniture up her arse
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#5143 by Cara · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

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#2336 by DiNKyDi · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<jealusie> "Fosters... Australian for beer" <jealusie> do you guys have that same commercial? <DiNKyDi> not really <DiNKyDi> we dont drink it .......
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#2574 by Randmaj · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

* {Chh}KR syns at et dyt i bamsen er bedre end ti bamser i dytten

#2575 by Halfdanes · rating 8.00 from 10 ratings

[14:46] * {Chh}KR vil ikke quotes for "en pik i munden er bedre end ti i røven"

#2510 by Tekken · rating 8.00 from 13 ratings

<Tekken> har været i seng med noget, kysset for hårdt, haft flere kæreste/bollevenner, været MONSTER svensker lam, drikker ofte, har dog aldrig røget (ok.. en hel del passiv pot og hash) og heller ikke nogle stoffer.. bevidst
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#2533 by lag · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

[21:39:31] <mojatt> hehe, i found a phone at my bar and just switched to it [21:39:34] <mojatt> cell phone that is. [21:41:51] <Bodach> have fun being bubba's ass bitch when you get caught
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#5310 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

* GeorgeWBush is group 8 <popey> what has car insurance got to do with it? <GeorgeWBush> nothing <GeorgeWBush> I am talking groups on the periodic table <GeorgeWBush> group 8, noble gases <grifferz> you're a noble gas now? <GeorgeWBush> I always have been <GeorgeWBush> as I am asexual
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2695 by Tekken · rating 8.00 from 12 ratings

<MC> niks nogen af os har smag inden for musik | <MC> JON HOLDER 100
Quotes from #newzbin

#2705 by Genocaust · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

[12:30:55] <Peter_Pan> ffs! Statler! i could have downloaded 500MBs of childporn instead of art explosion CD1!
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#2729 by Alice · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

<GSEE> Alice|Alberth>> Hygger i jer.. For lige nu føler jeg mig lidt dum i jeres hovder.. Telepati hedder det vist nok..
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#2730 by taras · rating 8.00 from 11 ratings

<grifferz> haha that reminds me <grifferz> I had a dream last night <grifferz> I was fighting an evil irc villain and found that he was vulnerable to ctrl-g <grifferz> I killed him by pasting a whole screen of beep
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2760 by Randmaj · rating 8.00 from 12 ratings

<Genghis|In-Love> o0(gør det så ikke mega nas at spille pik, hvis man har en bums på den?) <Saladin> Hello Genghis - Jeg er alene hjemme iaften - så kan du jo komme op...?

#2777 by Tekken · rating 8.00 from 10 ratings

<[FP]Kong_Arthur> Jeg er så lækker af jeg siger nej til min mor!! (Ej det gør jeg faktisk ikke, men...)
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#2780 by Genocaust · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<Injurious> how about you shut up and let my cry in shame cause i aint cool enough ! <Genocaust> how about you stuff my cock in your mouth and suck it like a popice <Injurious> how about ill do that when im cool
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#2925 by |louise| · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

[21:02] <Smeagol^LANDSKAMP> Well.. sidste gang jeg sang, gik 3 fliser i badeværelset i stykker..'

#2927 by |louise| · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

[18:29] <Vunde|kemirapport|Mads^brb|SA> Skjold --> Jeg skjuler min vilde erotiske lidenskab for at de andre ikk ska tro jeg er homo *Gg*

#2954 by Randmaj · rating 8.00 from 8 ratings

<Genghis|In-Love> GK er ingen slasket mongol.. GK er ikke engang en mongol.. GK gemmer sig bare bag en frygtelig ond mands navn... og spreder sin ondskab med navnet..

#3137 by [TA]FX · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

<FS>Undskyld Det var et dumt spørgsmål ... Må jeg godt have lov at svare på det selv?
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#3108 by _CyRuSS_ · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

(@xx2000xx) i smoke near my monitor, and i've had this for about 3 years, i'm ready for it to blow up like my last one did (@xx2000xx) it was soooooooooooooooooooooooo fucken loud, like a gun went off (@xx2000xx) scared the living shit out of me, good thing i wasn't wacking off at the time, or i could have damaged my penis
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#3111 by crazyspence · rating 8.00 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> wtf! aol dialup service is apparently reducing the quality of images on the fly to make web pages load faster <grifferz> that must really bugger up all the secret agents in the US who are passing around their secret orders via steganography <taras> yeah, all those secret agents who use AOL dialup <grifferz> oh sorry taras, you're quite right, they are probably using binladenonline.com
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#3119 by Suplyndmnd · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

In a blinded consumer use study involving approximately equal numbers of men and women, 82% of the participants stated K-Y® Brand Warming Liquid Personal Lubricant warmed on contact and 86% stated it continues to feel warm after applied. (Source: K-Y® Brand Bases II Study 2002). <Azaril> haha, there's stuff in the FAQ about blind testing......who gets to apply it if they can't see? :)

#3124 by k|ept0 · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

(@Suplyndmnd) I'd do my time in prison with a smile if it was becasue I fucked HIlary Duff

#3126 by Suplyndmnd · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

[00:13] <xx2000xx> well.... i've sent her a couple of lines that can ruin a few panties [00:13] <LiquidHAL> why, it made her shit them?

#3149 by Suplyndmnd · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

<fufi> yeah my plastic vagina folds into a dildo, it also makes coffee
Quotes from #coattails

#3185 by Mully · rating 8.00 from 8 ratings

<Vaun|Work> lets all try to guess what grimmel is eating for lunch <Mason> penis <Vaun|Work> correct!

#3248 by Taggart · rating 8.00 from 8 ratings

<\> like a rat in the wind | <\> hahaha rat | <\> meant to say fart | <\> wtf | <\> haha rat in the wind

#3253 by Vaun · rating 8.00 from 8 ratings

<\> haha <\> wtfpwnd <\> k just farted <\> lafing so hard <\> lost control of bowl

#3254 by Vaun · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

<Kostas> maturity is appreciating good pwnage on yourself
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#3287 by Tallens|work · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

* [FSIK]Volle tænker på at udføre hans plan om at mørkelægge hele verden | <ElenDil> NOOOO | <[FSIK]Volle> jeg skal bruge 2000 små aber en fuld svensker, 20 tons rå metal | <ElenDil> volle, tror jeg kan klare en fuldsvænsker. tror du ikke det er nok | <[FSIK]Volle> ej skal have de 2000 små abe | <ElenDil> du ka os få min lillebror, han svare da ivertfald til at par styk
Quotes from #coattails

#3321 by Tramtrist · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

<Grimmel> everyone steals my material <Grimmel> i'm going to leave this channel and go hang out with vaun and tram <Grimmel> where lamers don't steal my lines <\> we cant steel all those lines grimmel cause they're ours
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#3703 by Raiders · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

[01:25] <Rakanichu> Raiders jeg fik i hvert fald 2 timer oven på Eagle ;)
Quotes from #coattails

#3349 by morphy · rating 8.00 from 8 ratings

<Jynxter> hard to jack off with those blocky arms <morphy> love will find a way

#3399 by tyden · rating 8.00 from 8 ratings

<Grimmel> you dont eat urinal mints

#3401 by morphy · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

<Tremens> biggest mess since someone showed grimmel those pics of aria giovanni
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#3428 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 16 ratings

<Laura> there is a girl admin now? <Silencer> I hope she doesn't end up like jealusie
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#4005 by IrBovine · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<Laura> Sounds like my dong

#3539 by Taggart · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

<nanlawon> im gay
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#3625 by Zatoor · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

<Bamse> Gorm_den_Graa>> ikke så meget, sidder og høre russisk mandekor :D lige til at få stå p.. af *GH*
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#3720 by Jynxter · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

<Jynxter> Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets.
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#3758 by Ravey · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

<Bloodlocust> actually I tried to put my willy in other kids bums

#3764 by CrazyGaz · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> BloodLocust, you are a middle-aged married man trolling in an IRC channel
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#3836 by Griffen · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

(13:53:09) (@Halfdanes): Griffen >>> købte du den rejser inkl. adgangsbillet til superbowl til mig? : (13:53:30) (Griffen): sry Halfdanes.. ham foran mig i køen fik den sidste : (13:54:42) (Griffen): men jeg købte en billet til moskva, og adgangsbillet til noget mandegymnastik istedet... dem havde de lidt tilbage af
Quotes from #coattails

#3914 by Kostas · rating 8.00 from 5 ratings

<MrsIrB> Crowley is my bitch.

#3925 by Kostas · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<Lare> how come women ask a guy if hes gay when they break up?

#3929 by Belatucadros · rating 8.00 from 5 ratings

<Laura> omg@wtfpwn.net ?? <Taggart> Yes. I have the best email address on the planet. <Taggart> I beat the internet and that was my prize.

#3945 by Tramtrist · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> Fish market. Confusing blind lesbians since 1920.

#4038 by Belatucadros · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

15:56 < Morphine> Taggart is the sledge hammer of fallacy.

#4041 by IrBovine · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

< Morphine> Wtf does that mean?

#4043 by trendwhore · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Jesus is a bot based on shit.
Quotes from #Coattails

#4050 by Jynxter · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<Taggart> Hang on mythius, piping this conversation through a mac. Will make more sense that way.

#4053 by Lare · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<Morphine> I'm a woman, women get confused. Explain please.

#4060 by Kostas · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<MrsIrB> Latex is not leather.

#4083 by Belatucadros · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

<@Kostas> man, just have this visual of bela sitting at a big conference table with all his lackeys, petting a white cat and planning world domination <@Taggart> Well yeah. But that's what he does every thursday.

#4096 by MrsIrB · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Because that's just wrong. <@Kostas> gj morphine <@Kostas> bot with morals
Quotes from #wow

#4102 by Taggart · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<Krypto> how is that out of context? either you sodomized someone or someone sodomized you
Quotes from #coattails

#4104 by Grimmel · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Woke up with bots and yoda, sauce on the subway on new years eve.

#4112 by Tramtrist · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<@\> WJU pictures of Taggart's sadness.

#4127 by IrBovine · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

< Morphine> All about my 20.1' monitor one more wisdom tooth to pull, inc to breakfast like megamantn to seppuku.

#4141 by cheryl · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<Kostas> sprinkle a little beer behind your ears too, have to beat those college boys off with a stick

#4151 by Grimmel · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Grimmel you are grimmel, life sucks.

#4180 by Kostas · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

[11:47] <Lolita> sad when kostas is getting more tail than me [11:47] <Lolita> no offense kostas
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#4187 by IrBovine · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<+Belatucadros> that their wives will hear of this in a salon somewhere <+Belatucadros> "HE DID WHAT??" <+Belatucadros> next thing you know, your dick is stapled to your cat's forehead.
Quotes from #lamers

#4919 by taras · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<OfficeRabbit> I have to do three things in the next two hours: 1) Wash, 2) Get dressed properly, 4) Do more laundry 5) Go to the shop
Quotes from #wat

#4250 by M3PHP · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

23:38 <@M0RHI> if he's not on IRC and doesn't answer textes, he's either asleep or dead 23:38 <@sonorous> who? 23:38 <@M0RHI> You :P

#4253 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> erm, 22inch, I think <M0RHI> suits me perfect :P <M0RHI> </dom>

#4256 by M3PHP · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<@sm6you\4> going outside at night to take a piss and your willy shrinks to unrecognizable size :)

#4257 by M0RHI · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> because 10 minutes ago i really didn't feel it <M3PHP> yourself? * M0RHI feels himself <M0RHI> (not literally)
Quotes from #coattails

#4258 by IrBovine · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

< Morphine> Toa way worse than crack.

#4280 by Belatucadros · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<Tarantula> you dirty nigger...be my slave
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4313 by Raiders · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

[01:47] * Rakanichu was kicked by Rakanichu (SO LONG SUCKER!)

#4397 by BitchenZidana · rating 8.00 from 10 ratings

Quotes from #anime-zone

#4407 by tarantula · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

Tarantula use germ spray on OfficeRabbit.......DIE...mwahhahahaha
Quotes from #wat

#4424 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<m5ric> best thing is walk along the beach wall and there is a pub, perfect!! <m5ric> the tourists have fucked off now so u can walk without some twat stopping to point out a rock or some shit and getting in ur way!!
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#4431 by Rakanichu · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4456 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<M3PHP> Royce remember your p0rn collection <m5ric> royce rang securicor earlier, they taking it in armed truck

#4466 by M3PHP · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<@sonorous> refrain yourselves frm making a dom joke out of what I just said plzthx <@M3PHP> just how dom likes it up the .... <+gm0tge> arse? <@M3PHP> first prize
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#4505 by \ · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<+Laura> I vote MrsIrb comforts Loli with her tongue too
Quotes from #wat

#4507 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<MM0RHI> at the moment we have our own dridge! <MM0RHI> (that being a drinks fridge)
Quotes from #wow

#4514 by \ · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

-!- Kostas [~cgiirc@146.63.139.147] has quit [Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5.3 (2003/10/29)] <+shmoo> wtf? you bastard. <+shmoo> I never liked that guy. <+shmoo> struck me as a little "funny" you know. <+shmoo> and by funny, I mean a futuristic Terminator style Ass Ramming Machine.
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#4596 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

#4609 by [LKS]_Medium_Soul · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

(+Rakanichu) Might ... tsk tsk tsk ... tager din datter med hjem og viser hende din pornomappe -.- | (MightHunter) Rakanichu > Narj.. Er ligegyldigt.. Gider ikke se det mere alligevel.

#4612 by Raiders · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail
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#4620 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> btw, do you bother telling ofcom? <sonorous> about gm2w <gm0tge> yes, although i get the feeling that the royal mail are not very reliable these days
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#4622 by Daneinc · rating 8.00 from 5 ratings

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#4630 by synfx · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4964 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<ku5b> YOUR MOM IS A SYNTAX ERROR
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#4676 by Tallens · rating 8.00 from 5 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4695 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<RHI> OMGZ <RHI> Works <RHI> disabled selinux <sonorous> wtf is selinux? .) <RHI> sonorous: Gay.

#4696 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> fucking cider <RHI> if you want to be a fucked up loser, text whitelightning to 61418 (6chav)

#4706 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<gm0tge> 99% of hams are running the software that came on their PCworld PC <gm0tge> they don't give a fuck about some nerd running BORK distribution 1.03.l2 with Knobchez browser version 2.34.2

#4709 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<M0PCB> JAnet rulez! <M0PCB> she da MAN

#4717 by M0RHI · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

[08:57] <RHI> And the fucking fire alarm is about to go off in 3 mins. [09:02] <RHI> Ooh, it's late [09:03] <M3PHP> perhaps its because you've got your exam this afternoon [...] [09:07] <RHI> There we go. [09:07] <RHI> Right as I was drinking my coffee. [09:07] * RHI goes to get a tea towel.

#4744 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> Si, op schedule will be optimised for best band to work the United States of America during all 24hours of the day <gm0tge> best time to work GM = best time for taking a dump

#4783 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> http://www.radiosgalore.co.uk/ <gm0tge> haha this is fantastic <gm0tge> haha, theres this revolutionary website called QRZ.com, started in like 1989 or something
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4784 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4789 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> heh <sonorous> on bbc news, those people in the background walking past <sonorous> that's scheduled <M3PHP> haha <M3PHP> i thought that happened by chance

#4915 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> OK WEIRD <M0RHI> Dominic says: <M0RHI> have you got any hair on your chest yet?

#4826 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<M3PHP> hi guys <Rich> hi pete <Rich> is the gayer about? <M3PHP> dont think so <M3PHP> probly with tash <M3PHP> or what ever his bit of tit is called <Rich> haha <Rich> whats the first comment gonna be "yeah yeah very funny you cunts" lol
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#4835 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4845 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> Web Vote Winner <sonorous> 10. Unknown "Unknown" (CDR) <Rich> ash tray on a motorcycle comes to mind!

#4855 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<rich> all we ever talk abt is women or tunes
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#4911 by Rakanichu · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4940 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> I should probably get to bed in the next hour <M0RHI> after being up all night shagging XD <dj1yfk> late hour at the Zoo?

#4956 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<dj1yfk> Who is Nadine? Give me her phone number and 5 minutes later I can guarantee you that she never wants to see you again.

#4960 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<ku5b> yah ive noticed foreign girls...ok..spanish girls...dont like short sessions <ku5b> but USA girls probly wanna go shopping so they get it done with
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4968 by Alfasmurf · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

Quotes from #BitFolk

#5065 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 6 ratings

<@OfficeRabbit> grifferz, your penis is shrinking by he minute <@OfficeRabbit> (your IRC penis) < GeorgeWBush> that may be a good idea < GeorgeWBush> as then he may be more gender neutral
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#5167 by Rakanichu · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

#5168 by Cara · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

#5175 by Gaeve · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

#5183 by Raidrs · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

#5196 by Raidrs · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

#5214 by Raidrs · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

Quotes from #blitzed

#5245 by zedex · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<dg> i just moved home and i haven't got broadband yet, due to virgin sucking <taras> most people wouldn't refuse virgin sucking tbh
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#5257 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

#5283 by HE · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

#5312 by louise · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

<Vildekilde> til sidst har man en gigastærk hair,... | <Ufretin> du spiller for meget heroes | <Badooo> Hair er en svækling | <Vildekilde> damn, han gjorde et alt for stort indtryk på mig til sidste fest

#5305 by Hair · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

#5328 by Raidrs · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

Quotes from #BitFolk

#5345 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 7 ratings

-!- taras [~taras@bitfolk.com] has quit [Quit: new year's resolution]
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#5432 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

#5526 by Freja · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

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#5592 by Dominic · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

* Dominic nods * kwyjibo nods * kfullert nods * dbeer nods <mdm> This chatroom now sponsored by Churchill <freakyclown> oh yes..
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#5932 by Brighid · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

[23:10] <Bloddy> Heroes har alt der behøves for en god hollywood film [23:11] <Bloddy> Krig, kærlighed og folk der bitcher
Quotes from #bitfolk

#6011 by martinc · rating 8.00 from 1 rating

< ging> i googled nyan cat lyric to try and figire out how you but the noise into text, and aprently it is nyan
Quotes from #surrey

#5719 by Dominic · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<baby_mammoth> trying to sell my sofa on ebay <Filbert> post it to the ml <grifferz> if you add a PS that mandriva might like to hunt down the back of it for some more operating capital then you might ruffle desmond's feathers tho

#5745 by kfullert · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

< mdm> Choosing between Perl and Ruby is like choosing whether to be shot in the left or the right testicle

#5748 by chrisjrob · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

< chrisjrob> kwyjibo: when you're web browsing your hand is not on the keyboard, it is on the mouse <@Dominic> cjr: I wouldn't assume where kwyjibo's hand is when he's browsing, that's his own business

#5768 by Dominic · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

<ging> i tried to do a CCNA last year but i failed the first test and couldnt afford to retake it <ging> i clearly am stuck in a rut <chrisjrob> or just incompetent <chrisjrob> ;) - belatedly

#5779 by Filbert · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<@Dominic> nothing's free, except phone lines, which are free for a mere £12

#5780 by Dominic · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

<kwyjibo> one day i will check my spelling <kwyjibo> or get a job where i don't have to work in the dark

#5787 by Eckrall · rating 8.00 from 4 ratings

*chrisjrob oils robert_

#5799 by Dominic · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I asked him if it actually made a difference, he said it's his main income grabbing expired domains to sell back to the people who used to own them <grifferz> I then set him on fire and chiselled cnut onto the foreheads of all his family
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5817 by grifferz · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<taras> !title http://lo.af/metric <find> taras: Redirect to http://lo.af/metric/: The time is 7.05166666667 (Leverington Metric System) <dutchie> taras: is the scottish taxpayer paying you for this? <taras> dutchie: i was on my lunch break. i usually take my lunch at 7.0

#5832 by taras · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

< ging> the plumber came <@grifferz> hope you've wiped it up, if it dries you'll never get it out the carpet

#5856 by Paul2 · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

21:07 <@grifferz> fixing your "no anus" condition by cuttong a hole and letting you spend your life scooping out the poo is the kind of "fix" you normally see in a PHP security advisory
Quotes from #surrey

#5871 by Dominic · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

<No-2> if we net split I love you all * kfullert suspects that would be a far better ending to Titanic <No-2> a netsplit? <kfullert> yes <No-2> i'll never let go kfullert <kfullert> Netsplit *.rose <-> *.jack quits: Jack
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#5872 by martinc · rating 8.00 from 2 ratings

< so_solid_moo> ging: for once I am in awe of your critical faculties. < ging> i've literally no idea what that means < ging> !find critical faculties < find> [the answer] < ging> i took a course on that < ging> actually i got 1 of my best grades in my first year on it
Quotes from #surrey

#5920 by KWYJIBO · rating 8.00 from 3 ratings

* kwyjibo waits for ahxcjbs' new 'freinds' to touch him up in the shower < ahxcjb> that would be nice!
Quotes from #blitzed

#1123 by grifferz · rating 7.96 from 23 ratings

<tom> nobody can send me viruses <craig> they see your aol address and think you're suffering enough?

#4059 by Tramtrist · rating 7.95 from 22 ratings

<@ben> old nazi grifferz, "shut the fuck up", "stop practicing your religion" "get into that gas chamber" etc.

#1057 · rating 7.94 from 18 ratings

*** Quits: Altema (grifferz: thanks for ruining my life ya dumb fucking shit ass nigger bitch cunt ass mother fuckin cock suckin internet fagget) *** Quits: Altema (stupid shitty ass mother fuckin jizz drinkin shit eatem goat fucking ass raping daddy ass hole fucking shitface motherfucker) *** Quits: Altema (cunt ass whore bitch ass nigger lovin tree fucking vomit eating cock suckin shit face mother fuckin dirty ho slappin bitch nigger cunt)

#1798 by grifferz · rating 7.94 from 16 ratings

<ben> Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. <ben> i disagree <ben> www.cockhungryporn.com is the longest i type with my lefthand

#400 · rating 7.93 from 15 ratings

<Emma> i gotta be gettin off now <ben-> ok, emma, i was getting kinda squashed anyway
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#2512 by Tekken · rating 7.93 from 15 ratings

<Alice> Er det nu min skyld at jeg er dum og fattesvag?
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#3870 by synfx · rating 7.93 from 15 ratings

<white_love> our home country need port 443 to join <synfx> what country? <white_love> burma <white_love> in our country we have no internet, all we got is ethernet

#2359 by philc · rating 7.93 from 29 ratings

<chrisg> is it star wars ep. 2 thats got the litte green guy jumpin about fighting and stuff? <grifferz> what you have just asked, is, to a star wars fan, akin to saying, "so, that bible, is that the one where the beardy guy conjures up a heap of fish?" to a christian
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#2713 by snappy · rating 7.93 from 15 ratings

<yohance> I'm gayer than anyone here.
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#952 · rating 7.93 from 14 ratings

<taz> putting up a tent is very much like making love to a woman, unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag

#1263 by grifferz · rating 7.93 from 14 ratings

<grifferz> Bye2K: take it to msg <Bye2K> whos msg

#1677 by taz · rating 7.93 from 14 ratings

<Dan_The_Man> WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BAN ME FOR 15 MINS CROWLEY YOU LYING BASTARD YOU ARE NOT EVEN A BOT DICKWANK

#1690 by grifferz · rating 7.93 from 27 ratings

* grifferz goes for a walk <|an> andy you made a typo <|an> its not like the L key is next to the N key or anything

#2346 by grifferz · rating 7.92 from 13 ratings

Global -- from ChanServ: [REG] Tigz!~DTz@h24-71-80-24.no.shawcable.net registered channel #domestictunerz.com - DomesticTunerz.com IRC Chat <Dee> odd domain <Dee> ah, ignore me <Dee> I was trying to work out what fish had to do with cars

#3163 by dg · rating 7.91 from 11 ratings

<Eyecon> I have a sort of date on friday night :p <Laura> with a real girl or a blow sheep doll <Eyecon> A <Eyecon> REAL <Eyecon> W O M A N <Eyecon> she has breasts and everything <Eyecon> well <Eyecon> probably

#313 by ben · rating 7.90 from 21 ratings

<grifferz> when Jarkko Oikarinen invented irc and started up his first server, I opped him in #irc <grifferz> and then he dcc'd me pamela_anderson.jpg.bat <Antony> what did it do? <ben> fucking hell antony <Antony> i meant what did the bat do!!! <Antony> ffs im not retarded!!!

#3067 by taras · rating 7.90 from 10 ratings

<dg> old tom <dg> only concern is that someone's suicide note validates <tom> Suicide Note Markup Language

#3845 by synfx · rating 7.90 from 10 ratings

<deophite> are there any straight guys with ipods in here <OfficeRabbit> deophite: I already told you I had an iPod <deophite> you're not straight :x <OfficeRabbit> quit being homophobic.

#303 by tom · rating 7.89 from 19 ratings

<FelixB> I will never forget seeing our neighbourhood kids jerk off a horse. :) <FelixB> These two kids were just completely fascinated by this young stallion's erection. <FelixB> So they started playing with it. <FelixB> The horse was enjoying it and just stood there. :) <FelixB> The inevitable happenned....all over one of the kids.

#168 by grifferz · rating 7.89 from 19 ratings

<strtok> is it true they do it up their butts <strtok> er wrong channel

#1879 by grifferz · rating 7.89 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> see this is why we can never marry, becks <grifferz> I couldn't live with a girl who takes 36 hours to check her email <Rebekah> email is why we couldnt marry? <Nicki> No Rebekah, grifferz is Gay, that's why you can't marry

#2142 by taras · rating 7.89 from 19 ratings

<tom> NATIONWIDE SHOCK AS TOM RE-DOES BBC NEWS ONLINE IN CSS <grifferz> John Kettley proclaims, "my clouds are WAY off the right of the screen in Netscape 2."

#3131 by AndrewR · rating 7.89 from 9 ratings

<Antony> if /nick and /quit were in a boat and /nick fell out, who is left? <-- grifferz has kicked Antony from #blitzed (/kick?)
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#4803 by Alfasmurf · rating 7.89 from 9 ratings

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#3051 by grifferz · rating 7.89 from 18 ratings

<arowana> hows neo's eating going?? <MrFridge> probably badly <MrFridge> because "there is no spoon"

#2352 by grifferz · rating 7.88 from 17 ratings

<grifferz> probably best to assume that if it tastes nice then it's going to kill you * Dee gets chocolate * Eyecon gets beer * Antony ponders saying /me gets cum, but decides not too <grifferz> have you been camping with Dee again? <Dee> why would he know what my cum tatses like? <Dee> only i know that...

#926 · rating 7.88 from 16 ratings

<grifferz> fucking hell I'm a nob

#1015 · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<ben> why do i d/l movies of men sucking themselves off

#1392 · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<dOokie^^> knobs are so unnattractive, arent they <strtok> NO THEY'RE NOT <lisa> NO THEY'RE NOT

#1484 · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<Imightbeagiant> fuck my legs are reallyy sore today , its from holding my dog between them for like 30 minutes
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#2883 by Genocaust · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<Genocaust> i got bored <Genocaust> so i paid $4 for a 1 day porn site signup <Genocaust> and now i'm mirroring their entire website to my hd <Genocaust> i'll show them what $4 gets you nowadays <Peter_Pan> and they will show you what a valid credit card # gets you nowadays
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#3183 by Mully · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<grimmel> HOLY SHIT I ATE PENIS FOR LUNCH

#3281 by ros · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<morphy> try rebooting your mouse

#3294 by Kostas · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<Norm> Come on Bela, like you've never fucked a fat guy before.
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#3425 by mark · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<@erik> who are you explaining this to? <@dg> someone <@grifferz> dg's got a girlfriend! and she wants to know ssh! <@grifferz> dg and $girl sitting in a tree. <@grifferz> s s h i n g
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#4273 by Cara · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

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#1606 · rating 7.88 from 16 ratings

<strtok> do you really die if you burp and fart at the same time

#2001 by grifferz · rating 7.88 from 16 ratings

<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory
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#5493 by tomalak · rating 7.88 from 8 ratings

<tomalak> why do you have to be a fascist to use the correct terminology? <alexjs> tomalak: Because Hitler was always syntactically correct. <alexjs> That's a lie. I've recently read Mein Kampf in the original German, and it's a horribly written book. <MurkyGoth> He was just anti-semantic, or something
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#1996 by grifferz · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

<tomgilder> My brother made me suck his willy once and I'm scared he'll make me do it again. I can't tell my mum because she'd freak out.
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#2525 by Halfdanes · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

* [FEAR]Haakon slaps Trud around a bit with a large trout | * Trud boller Haak | <Squall> det er da unfair når haakopn slår dig så boller du ham | <Trud> hehe Squall det er fordi at jeg må gøre det selv fordi den er så lille *GH*
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#3382 by ben · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

<Ravey> show us a piccy wabbit <OfficeRabbit> hang on <ben> are you both gay <Ravey> no <OfficeRabbit> I'm not a girl, just so you know. <Ravey> me neither <OfficeRabbit> ..k <Ravey> lets skip the pictures and never mention it again

#1245 · rating 7.87 from 23 ratings

*** Quits: taz (wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww) *** Joins: taz (matt@dashed.org) <grifferz> was what that in aid of you great gimp <taz> wrong button <grifferz> you have a button for that!? <taz> no i ment to do eeeeeeeeeee but pressed w

#1093 · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

<C> dude, you kiss like my father <C> i want a tattoe on my ass with a sign that says, TURN BACK, YOU HAVE REACHED A RESTRICTED AREA, VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT <beatfk> heh, that won't do any good, c. Your dad can't read.

#2601 by grifferz · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

<grifferz> the key point is that 90% of what taras says is either blatant bollocks, or bollocks that he could possibly be serious about <taras> the other 10% is join messages
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#2913 by |louise| · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

<Zredded> Bol da mig i roeven.. er da ligeglad ;D
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#3139 by pedagogue · rating 7.87 from 15 ratings

<@strtok> because like half this channel is of the penis chugging type <@Silencer> someone summoned me?

#1999 by strtok · rating 7.86 from 7 ratings

<arowana> i like the taste of cum <strtok> do you? <arowana> yup <arowana> so yes everyone i do swallow

#2349 by taras · rating 7.86 from 14 ratings

<swat> hitler was actually quite mad <grifferz> really swat? <grifferz> it wasn't just a bad day then
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#3503 by Taggart · rating 7.86 from 7 ratings

<Cheryl> at least you have a quote
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#4495 by zedex · rating 7.86 from 7 ratings

<terminal> yes, general rule = "blame grifferz" <terminal> "why are our gas prices so high" "grifferz.."

#839 · rating 7.86 from 14 ratings

<grifferz> grifferz leave now please, ban evasion isn't appreciated
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#4535 by Raiders · rating 7.86 from 7 ratings

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#4623 by synfx · rating 7.86 from 7 ratings

<synfx> wtf <synfx> are you smoking crack? <Belatucadros> no <Belatucadros> well <Belatucadros> no
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#5031 by konni · rating 7.86 from 7 ratings

<@grifferz> what os do you reckon hawking uses? <@grifferz> beos. him and therioman <@Eyecon> fisher price <@Eyecon> speak-and-learn
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#721 · rating 7.85 from 13 ratings

<ben> isn't it awfully nice to have a penis <zeen> yeah <zeen> i can touch it anytime

#879 · rating 7.85 from 13 ratings

<grifferz> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng! -- Steven Hawking

#2202 by grifferz · rating 7.85 from 13 ratings

<strtok> I SEE, DONT TELL ME TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, JUST PRAISE GRIFFERZ <lilo> strtok: keep up the good work :) <lilo> strtok: I know you're one of grifferz' best workers :)

#757 · rating 7.85 from 13 ratings

<Iain> how do i check my total dick useage on the shell

#1322 · rating 7.85 from 13 ratings

<g_n_o_m_e> mye englýsh very bad <grifferz> y_o_u_r n_i_c_k i_s w_o_r_s_e

#4099 by taras · rating 7.85 from 13 ratings

<taras> Who will be the next Pope? <grifferz> maybe we need.. <grifferz> Pope Idol! <grifferz> AM I RIGHT????

#1147 · rating 7.83 from 12 ratings

<grifferz> harsh would be my middle name if it weren't already bastard

#2199 by grifferz · rating 7.83 from 12 ratings

-demagogue/@#blitzed- I have had a letter from thomas's dad's lawyer saying that talking about thomas in onotice is against data protection -demagogue/@#blitzed- so please stop -MrFridge/@#blitzed- were you serious about that letter ?

#2763 by crazyspence · rating 7.83 from 12 ratings

<pedagogue> wouldn't it be awkward if andy and I shagged <grifferz> yes, it would be especially awkward for me <grifferz> BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY
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#2974 by Alice · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

* [STK]Alberth tror at Cookie er til 130KGs oversergenter i (for) stramme læderbukser | <Cookie> Ja jeg skal lige finde ridepisken så Alberth
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#3852 by grifferz · rating 7.83 from 12 ratings

<@taras> my mum will only give me £25 towards my keyboard if i tidy my room before midnight <@taras> ffs i'm 20 years old <@taras> ok on with the job

#3868 by taras · rating 7.83 from 12 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I do not wish to know about how sick Hitler was <OfficeRabbit> If I wanted to know about such lies I would listen to the jews

#4140 by Antony · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<tom> what's the best ADSL package for light(ish) users? <Belatucadros> well <Belatucadros> you could always just put on some weight
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#4229 by Alfasmurf · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

#4831 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

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#5558 by johnw · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

< kfullert> chrisjrob needs strippers and booze in his life * Dominic wonders if it's a GNUism
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#771 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<ben> who needs cindy when you can have barbie <Loon> who needs barbie when you can have Lara <grifferz> who needs Lara when you can have an ircd

#1026 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I don't care if you are drunk or stoned or have your head up a dog's arse. as long as you don't do anything stupid then that's all that matters

#1175 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<zeen> jay, a/s/l? <jay> zeen: 6/m/penisville <zeen> i think your lieing

#1248 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<MrFridge> we shall fight them with the c lines <MrFridge> we shall fight them with the n lines<MrFridge> and most importantly<MrFridge> we shall never surrender our O lines

#1300 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<SilverWeed> kelbo: fake a pregnancy <SilverWeed> that always gets me out of softball

#1387 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<le3> andyc - a real woman doesn't want all that romancing crap - she wants taking down a back alley - so that you can take her down her back alley :p <andyc> nah back alleys are boring <andyc> I did that when my bed squaked too much

#1449 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<ben> fucking yes, #ukteen is my chance to pick up some 14 year olds

#1512 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<cYBEr_dOg> why has ed gone so quiet? <Louise> cYBEr_dOg: he's finally coming to the realization that his penis is pathetically small and he's now curled up in the fetal position under his desk sobbing like a baby

#1659 · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<taz> #xnet unable to rejoin channel (address is banned) <grifferz> how did you achieve that? <taz> I called them all gay wankers and said they suck their own cocks

#1882 by MiX · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<starlet> i ripped ANOTHER pair of pants, in the crotch. <starlet> but this time it wasn't by masturbating.
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#3258 by Vaun · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<\> im jenias <\> file size will be working in a minute <Ziphy> we've been throwing around a couple adjectives to describe you, and jenias hasn't come up yet.

#3347 by Taggart · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<tarantula> love not for old people

#3377 by Taggart · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<trendwhore> how do you upgrade the basic meat sword?

#3894 by Belatucadros · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

<IrBovine> indeed forsoothly I did watch and guffaw utterly

#3904 by MrsIrB · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

05<\> 01just cause you feel it.. doesnt mean its there
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#4199 by Jarlaxle · rating 7.83 from 6 ratings

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#2280 by strtok · rating 7.82 from 17 ratings

<JayJ> if you are acusing me of something <JayJ> im leaving <JayJ> and telling the wp <JayJ> of Packeting Me <tom> who is the wp <JayJ> Web Police <JayJ> Im not dumb enough u guys are teasing me

#1553 · rating 7.82 from 11 ratings

<Rebekah> i like making sweeping statements <Rebekah> it riles blokes <ben> get used to sweeping

#3069 by tom · rating 7.82 from 11 ratings

-Global- Belangrijk nieuws voor alle CyGa.Net users op http://www.cyga.net ! [mark/CyGa.Net Crew] [from mark] <mark> damn! <mark> wrong network ;(

#779 · rating 7.82 from 11 ratings

<|an> hmmmmmmmmmm well isnt this fun <grifferz> no <grifferz> but this is * grifferz shoves a traffic cone up ian's arse

#1588 · rating 7.82 from 11 ratings

<taz> I got hammered last week in a bar and some girl came up to me and started chatting and showing interest, I turned round to her and slurred my ferrets fly south for the winter my dear and then fell off my stool <taz> she walked away
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#5029 by MrFridge · rating 7.82 from 11 ratings

<Antony> i have small ear canals, they tend to get fucked every so often
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#2450 by crazyspence · rating 7.81 from 16 ratings

<SueGirl> vendetta reminds me of quake, I run around aimlessly till someone kills me, and like a stupid puppy,I go back for more <grifferz> maybe women should have their own computer games based upon shopping for items they never knew they needed before they left the house, and asking questions to which there are no correct answers. The simple goals of Blowing Shit Up suffice for male entertainment

#103 by grifferz · rating 7.81 from 26 ratings

<CrazySpence> mircs dcc filtering isnt hard to disable <CrazySpence> unless your retarded <avenj> yes, retarded people, you know, like the ones who can't spell "you're"

#865 · rating 7.80 from 10 ratings

* grifferz wants to become a being of pure bandwidth

#1362 · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<bekah> my hips are hurting <grifferz> too much shagging, becky? <grifferz> you really get into cyber, eh? <bekah> no i just sit funny.

#1502 · rating 7.80 from 10 ratings

<shox> !calc -1 + -1 <UK> shox: -2 <shox> HAH <shox> wrong!

#1624 · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> stop being such a miserable bastard ian, it could be worse <grifferz> you could have no legs <|an> i have fucked up legs, its close

#1632 · rating 7.80 from 20 ratings

<grifferz> and j00 will learn how j00 can be an MIRC COP <mr_k> irc cop <mr_k> not mirc cop <mr_k> mirc is a program

#1776 by taz · rating 7.80 from 10 ratings

<andyc> ere Andy what transfer rate is an OC-48 <grifferz> 2.6Gbit <andyc> so an 0c48 could download the whole net in a month?

#1966 by grifferz · rating 7.80 from 10 ratings

<littleme> i would snog a girl, but i couldn't finger them, i nearly faint puttin a tampax in
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#2445 by Genocaust · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

[11:09:43] <14Statler> Genocaust, well... i don't remember seeing my_penis :\
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#2471 by grifferz · rating 7.80 from 15 ratings

<grifferz> swat, why would you want to use mandrake anyway? I don't know anyone here that uses it, you'd be buggered for help with it really <grifferz> why not pick: red hat / gentoo / debian / freebsd? <grifferz> at least there are multiple people here that use those <swat> yes <swat> but they all think i am gimp
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#2558 by Torrent · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

[10:08] <Peter_Pan> youre my kind of guy Scrumhalf; need a blowjob? [10:08] <Scrumhalf> u really have to ask me panny? [10:08] <Peter_Pan> or should i just bend over, like last night ?
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#2604 by IZS · rating 7.80 from 10 ratings

<jealusie> you're a drama queen tom <pedagogue> I know gay men who are less of a drama queen than tom <tom> I am an actor ! <jealusie> now THAT is sad
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#2675 by Peter_Pan · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<Tiago`> Bin Laden put an end the U.S.A., that country of dung that does not lend pra swims! !!! his junk! white fuck
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#2702 by Alice · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

* Teutobod går ned på knæ foran alice og giver hende dådyr øjne <Alice> Ewwwww - vil ikke ha' et dådyrs øjne .... <Teutobod> Alice --> Jamen, jamen, jeg har selv lavet dem? :=
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#3522 by Belatucadros · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<Ziphy> [#blitzed] is like a german shit video

#3566 by Belatucadros · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<Cheryl> need to make Romeo full of love * Romeo full of love

#3730 by Taggart · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<Lolita> gd people annoy the piss out of me, you could line the streets with KFC and newports and the fucking blacks would find something to bitch and sue about

#3872 by Taggart · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<MrsIrB> Good for you. Giving up is for pussies.

#3956 by Tramtrist · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<@Taggart> Tram is just nervous because he's the pretty one.

#3957 by Tramtrist · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<@grifferz> don't argue with Crowley

#3961 by Belatucadros · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I've seen your channel management style, it generally involves setting the channel +mi and then leaving the internet for the rest of the day

#3966 by Tramtrist · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<@\> sauSAGE!!!!
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#4200 by Rakanichu · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

#4597 by Rakanichu · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

#4242 by Daneinc · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

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#4275 by MrFridge · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<sonorous> what's asl? <sonorous> like adsl but without the digital part?

#4619 by synfx · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<poedgirl|working> adee, please don't message me in private to ask my asl <adee> poedgirl|working :? <adee> poedgirl|working ok asl ?
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#5680 by chrisjrob · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

13:35 <@Filbert> chrisjrob: as it happens, I do need a man

#5755 by Dominic · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<chrisjrob> MrKen: partial success! * chrisjrob prepares to rip off his clothes to ravish MrKen * chrisjrob jumps on MrKen <MrKen> Eeek

#5805 by Eckrall · rating 7.80 from 5 ratings

<mdm> You don't have to feel sympathy, but you could at least fake it to show what a caring and sensitive human being you are <chrisjrob> if mdm is on my side, i must be wrong ;)
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#2732 by RufFiaN · rating 7.79 from 14 ratings

<tom> running out of memory is a bit worrying <grifferz> not as worrying as waking up on a remote scottish beach naked and smeared in the blood of a camel, and an assortment of limbs from different models of barbie doll inserted in your anus

#703 · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

*** Joins: hot2 (not@98AD6C1A.ipt.aol.com) <grifferz> begone, aol person <hot2> how do you know i am an aol person

#1599 · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

<zeen> my 'friend' asked me if i wanted anyone killed <zeen> i said andy smith, he said wheres he live, whats he look like, i was like no no <zeen> woops, another internet death threat <zeen> i gotta stop this addiction

#1663 · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

<Little_Miss_Fuckable> Mr_Big want some 34D bosom? <Little_Miss_Fuckable> 14/f/Manchester

#2282 by grifferz · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

*** Virus (~virusworm@dl-24-217.c2.sanet.ru) has joined #linux <Virus> well, i guess this room is all about linux..? <grifferz> SHIT <grifferz> is it? <grifferz> I've been in here 3 months <grifferz> and I thought it was for goatfondling *** ChanServ sets modes [#Linux +o grifferz] <Virus> ugh.. <Virus> how come does it OP u, when u dont even no much about this channel..?
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#2965 by Zatoor · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

[2:21am]« Skjold » personligt er jeg ikke så glad for offentlige pissoirs... man tror, at der hvert øjeblik kommen en neger op 2,20 meter 200 kg og 40 cm og vil voldtage en.

#2967 by Zatoor · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

« Calem » Skal man virkelig give Hynne et BJ for at få voice :(
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#3427 by grifferz · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

<taras> what i s jesus <Anssi_89> taras jeesus... know you passion of the christ-movie... jesus is leaderman in passion of the christ-movie.. understand you me?
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#3687 by Tramtrist · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

<+OfficeRabbit> I hate Grimmel
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#1037 · rating 7.78 from 9 ratings

<ben> at the top of perl files where it says #!/usr/bin/perl is it supposed to be commented out? * ben is clever

#1747 by grifferz · rating 7.77 from 13 ratings

<Benno> how do i idle on the server

#1750 by grifferz · rating 7.77 from 13 ratings

<taz> ùíù *** [Automatically AKILLed for profanity!] (http://www.christian-chat.net/complaints.htm) AKILL-ID: 21983
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#3030 by Zatoor · rating 7.77 from 13 ratings

<[NY]Blaaskaeg> du kan da ikke bare få alt :S <Vunde> Johoooow <[NY]Blaaskaeg> naaaaaaaaaharj <[NY]Blaaskaeg> Du kan ikke få pik af en 3 meter høj bjerggorilla * Vunde er en 3 meter høj bjerggorilla * Vunde ka gi sig selv pik :P
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#1676 by taz · rating 7.76 from 17 ratings

<shox> at least there's no grifferz here <G-Shock> no scum, ass liking, hating, mother fucking, cunt wanting, shite in bed shagging, fat piece of anti social shite in this channel <G-Shock> Britains most feared irc'er has fucked off to another network
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#2534 by Halfdanes · rating 7.76 from 17 ratings

<The_Great_Ones> FÅ MIN PIK UD AF DET FLYGL
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#244 by grifferz · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<ben> i join two channels <ben> and both quotes of me are involving poo <grifferz> maybe you shouldn't talk about poo quite so much then :) <ben> but it won't stop me thinking about it

#766 · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<zeen> hey, ok im not the smartest person in the world, stop getting on my back and cussing me down like a child, please i dont like it, not my fucking fault that im not as smart as you, ok? <zeen> shut the fuck up u fucking twat <zeen> thats it man <zeen> your fucking dead to shit

#1036 · rating 7.75 from 12 ratings

<grifferz> why was I kicked from #uk? <grifferz> oh ignore me <grifferz> the window was minimised

#1081 · rating 7.75 from 16 ratings

<ben> i was tempted to do a new haven staff pic with like hitlers body and andys face but then i realised it might be a bit offensive <ben> to me mostly

#1252 · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<strtok> woohoo beautiful south <grifferz> that's not a big gay anthem or anything is it?

#1837 by grifferz · rating 7.75 from 16 ratings

<grifferz> 4ONE TIME OFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <grifferz> to become an irc cop right now! <grifferz> press ALT+F4! *** Jim (jimnanaki@modem-59.helium.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit <LF> it's an irc op actually but what do i know

#1848 by grifferz · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<Miss_world_Y2k> grifferz i wud like u 2 use ure pencil in my sharpener
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#2483 by Statler · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<Bodach> still can't believe that guy came in and was offering to sell shit <Scrumhalf> wish i could sell shit...id make a fortune...im full of it

#2532 by TalieseN · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<Caesium> I don't buy into religion <Caesium> if there's a God, why is there a frosty911?
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#2667 by philc · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> I've been to #bursa <grifferz> it sucked cock <HuzursuZ> yes <HuzursuZ> :)))))) <grifferz> I wouldn't give you my worst goat for it
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#2900 by genzou · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<snappy> this time it's another super easy toguess password | <Kukuman> is it peepee? | <snappy> figure it out yourself by ghosting me | * snappy (~g-funk@nat20.dtiserv2.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by genzou)))

#3120 by Azaril · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

[11:20pm] ·fufi· did u guys ever try to fart in an empty bottle after eating a borrito to save the smell?

#3127 by Suplyndmnd · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

[00:31] <xx2000xx> but do u know what a MILF is? [00:31] <Suplyndmnd> Yeah [00:31] <Suplyndmnd> Mine aint [00:31] <xx2000xx> my mom 100% is
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#3177 by Mully · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<Dzza> had to ware dipers since 4th grade <Osiish> cool <Dzza> luckly my dad worked for pampers
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#3461 by grifferz · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<taras> Q: What's the difference between a priest and acne? <taras> A: Acne waits until puberty to come on your face.
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#3663 by Belatucadros · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<@dg> i wasn't talking to you < \> oh okay < \> shutup then
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#3871 by synfx · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

* Belatucadros has joined #blitzed <JohnN> Congratulations, you just made me very happy I have to quit IRC in 8 minutes and go home. * IrBovine has joined #blitzed <JohnN> That just increased my happiness! * JohnN Quit (Quit: I left 3 minutes early in joy!)
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#3897 by Belatucadros · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<IrBovine> looking at a half foot of snow here <IrBovine> but at least it's not alaska with its 4(3) feet <Kostas> couldn't even tell which car was mine when I got there <Kostas> I was all "Hmmm, I think I parked about here"...dug down to the subaru logo, then the license plate...ah yup, it's mine

#3994 by MrsIrB · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<@Belatucadros> More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass. <@Belatucadros> Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the mperial Fuckton
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#4148 by Taggart · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<Laura> I am never gonna live down the marbles am I?
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#4175 by Tekken · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

#4301 by Griffen · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

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#4664 by synfx · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<Kukuman> why is it snowing <FX> It's a new feature of bahamut
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#4737 by grifferz · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> if you ban me you are no better than the other dictators on IRC
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#5023 by grifferz · rating 7.75 from 8 ratings

<@tom> GeorgeWBush, describe yourself in 3 words < GeorgeWBush> President of USA?
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#5502 by chrisjrob · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

19:38 <@Dominic> i smell 19:38 <@johnw> i hope there's more to this sentence
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#5530 by tomalak · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [seanw/@spwhitton] As of this term the college library is open 24/7 with swipe card entry and electronic book issuing. I'll go do some Maths there tomorrow. <Paul2> yeah. It's important not to socialise in freshers week.
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#5675 by Eckrall · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

* kwyjibo will only settle for life size and fully functional < MrKen> kwyjibo: Ordering a Real Doll?

#5814 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

< mdm> I can't keep doing "fast" things without tiring out really quickly

#5870 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

< chris_> i was raped for raisins

#5895 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.75 from 4 ratings

<+chrisjrob> 7" should fit i think
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#525 · rating 7.73 from 11 ratings

<yoghurt> sorry but you are the foolest man who lived in england

#1805 by ben · rating 7.73 from 15 ratings

<andyc> what happened too cableinet? <grifferz> andyc: someone needed their plug for the kettle <andyc> please dont patronise me *** andyc (irc@blitzed.org) Quit

#2866 by crazyspence · rating 7.73 from 11 ratings

<strtok> have you ever gone down the falls?:P <CrazySpence> uh ya, theres a rent a barrel down there, $5 a body.....err ride <MrFridge> they seriously let people go over in barrels ?

#3731 by OfficeRabbit · rating 7.73 from 11 ratings

<@Kukuman> once I saw two owls on a street <@Kukuman> I thought they were cats then they started flying away <@Kukuman> I'm like, wtf, flying cats

#4107 by grifferz · rating 7.73 from 11 ratings

< OfficeRabbit> Belatucadros: How old is a person in 8th grade? <+\> 8th grade is about 12 <+\> why are you looking for a new bf

#152 by taras · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<therioman> we shall see <therioman> one day i shall fuck you all off <therioman> and just run a gazillion users windows based ircd

#1021 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<abbreviation> your tounge is too hairy to find space to lick ass
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#2606 by [STK]ven_hrothgar · rating 7.71 from 14 ratings

<[DRA]Creative> Har lige prøvet min søsters g-streng – det er slet ikke så ubehageligt, som jeg troede.

#4749 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

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#5034 by crazyspence · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<Louise> everybody needs andy in their living room <Louise> to go on his your/you're rant <Louise> and be generally pedantic and cruel. :) <grifferz> and then, at night, I can take comfort in how the best thing that people say about me is that I'm pedantic and cruel!
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#304 by grifferz · rating 7.71 from 17 ratings

<Tux> oh look who's talking <Tux> Miss Dictonary <jealusie> dictionary

#411 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> I can't understand how you'd eat your own mother for just 1K but you wouldn't shag a donkey for even 500K

#413 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<MetalMickey> bend over and we can say hello properly :)

#782 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<ben> i don't know why i'm even bothering to try and talk to people who think people with floppy wrists are gay

#992 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<LiL^Emz> i have learn english!

#1514 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<strtok> im going to use wing dings and memorise the characters so i know what normal letter they represent <-- how l33t

#1620 · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<Adam> I know people who take 50 pills into a club with them, to sell... that's fucking dumb. <grifferz> adam takes 50 in for personal use

#1856 by grifferz · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

www.dolphinsex.org: WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you.

#1947 by dOokie^^ · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<dOokie^^> u never snogged a girl? <starlet> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WORD <starlet> sounds like you shoved snot up their ass

#2264 by jealusie · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<Zeus> why it is that there are some men who insist on calling queer folk pansies and such like <Zeus> when you know that they'd be crying like a little girl if anyone rammed a 10" cock up their ass

#2792 by grifferz · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

< Crips> can someone do something about strtok and his bullshit please? he banned me from the network channel (#blitzed) because i said "pwned" in a sentence, or some shit like that
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#2963 by Tekken · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<FaetterBR[DB]VICE> hvad er random events egentlig?? | <Tekken> FaetterBR[DB]VICE: mad forsvinder.. | <Tekken> alle kvinder bliver gravide, og så kommer der ekstra novicer | <Tekken> dine krigere får blå underhylere
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#3134 by Laura · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<pedagogue> ok trying to walk a boy out of your room in the morning past your mother is a bit awkward <Dee> pedagogue: not as bad as walking out your room as a girl :o)
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#3162 by |louise| · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

* [FSIK]Volle throws a handfull of frozen caramels after Tux[TK] | [00:27:45] <[FSIK]Volle> får helt deja wu af den slap | [00:27:55] <[FSIK]Volle> sidste skoledag om igen | [00:28:52] <Tux[TK]> ej ikke sidste skole dag.. de dumme små unger smed dem tilbage til os.....
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#3373 by Oduke · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> Aldoph Hilter--it`s the greatest man
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#3666 by Jynxter · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

<Kostas> I mean, I'd hit it, but she's not dazzling
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#3793 by MrFridge · rating 7.71 from 7 ratings

* GeorgeWBush was kicked by Dee (WWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LICK!) <Dee> erm <Dee> kick

#2150 by grifferz · rating 7.71 from 17 ratings

<tom> hello taras -young- <tom> when you are -old-, will you still be -young- <taras> hello tom -gilder- <taras> when you go to the -netherlands-, can you pay with your -name-

#1041 · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<|an> I THINK THAT I HAVE LOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MP3S IN MY HARD DISK CRASH OF 2000 <grifferz> I have your good ones ian if it's any comfort <|an> thats only about half of them

#1385 · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

*** IRCCop has quit IRC (Killed (grifferz (I told you to change the nick, this is what happens when you don't))) <dork> I'm a Police Officer in my town, and I use IRC, therefore I am an IRC Cop

#1701 by strtok · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> haha you think I am gay? <grifferz> if only life were that simple
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#2428 by Brandon^^ · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<g4ngst4h> well can i at least get an apology for the mama comment? <Brandon^^> "Your mama" bashing is standard and commonplace. I will not be retracting it, because I'm too busy fingering her at the moment.
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#3063 by Antony · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<CrazySpence> this will probably get quote <CrazySpence> but <CrazySpence> i cried when data died
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#3242 by grifferz · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<\> still confused about that <\> will never be solved <\> like griffs sexuality
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#3368 by grifferz · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I prefer Pico <OfficeRabbit> The name = pretty <grifferz> fuck off pico-lover unless you have ideas for #debug! <jealusie> pico lover? <grifferz> he loves pico <jealusie> who the hell is pico?

#3695 by grifferz · rating 7.70 from 10 ratings

<tom> why doesn't my mac want to read CD-RW disks? :( grifferz> you have to buy Apple CDRWs. cost £10 each and you have to mail them back to Apple to be wiped <grifferz> but on the other hand, they look really cool <Silencer> er, they have their own cdrw?

#1231 · rating 7.69 from 13 ratings

<GTOnline> how do I make it so that the linux installation does not boot up <GTOnline> I have the disk in <grifferz> take the disk out

#1233 · rating 7.69 from 13 ratings

*** baboon has quit IRC (Local kill by le3 (I'm killing ya becuase everyone else is - so I guess there's a celebration - so congrats..... if it's because you're bad - Fuck Off!))

#1296 · rating 7.69 from 13 ratings

[MrFridge does some fuck off huge popup ASCII moon] <Rebekah> is that a moon? <grifferz> no becks <grifferz> it's one of those other things with faces <grifferz> what sits in the sky <grifferz> and is well known for saying night

#1700 by |an · rating 7.69 from 13 ratings

<andyc> |an is being perdantic <|an_> thats pedantic <grifferz> actually it's "that's pedantic"

#1298 · rating 7.69 from 13 ratings

* grifferz is using 0,4BRUCE_WILLICE SCRIPT PERFECT EDITION 8http://i.am/brucescripts/ 0,12 and  8http://www.brucescripts.8m.com/ 4,9irc.turkcity.net <^Milky^> send me the script...it aint on the webpage <grifferz> what script? <^Milky^> Bruce Willis
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#2543 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.69 from 13 ratings

* RambrejneR hopper på GSEE og voldtager ham med en halv skovl og en forloren hare
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#248 by taras · rating 7.69 from 16 ratings

<taz> !spell cunt <find> taz, <taz> shouldn't it say "taz, cunt is spelt correctly" <jealusie> nope <jealusie> cause when I open the dictionary under "cunt" it says "taz"

#309 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 12 ratings

<grifferz> why am I a tit, thomas? <CrazySpence> cause you're round, and have a nipple, and men adore you

#613 · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<taz> i just ordered 500 toilet seats

#697 · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<zeen> +m is just a status, no need, i dont need it, i am already the god of this server. you will bow down and suck my tender dick when told... understand?

#707 · rating 7.67 from 12 ratings

<ben> you haven't lived until you've seen a fully erect horse

#976 · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<ben> becky: no fiddling downstairs on irc please <Rebekah> :P i have sore lips, i told you yesterday

#1043 · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<Acro> The acronym for this round is JEW. You have 60 seconds.

#1074 · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<Altema> yeah but i really want to hallucinate <necro> then take acid <Altema> i want to see little elves running around my computer <necro> get a screensaver then

#1075 · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Altema> http://members.home.net/pealie/jon.htm <grifferz> that's your actual phone number? <Altema> fuck <Altema> no... <rogue> silly boy Altema

#1529 · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<taz> I saw some sheep earlier <taz> black ones <taz> with horns <grifferz> did it turn you on? <taz> yes <taz> It had a big nut sack

#1729 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

abigail is away: please dont try and cyber me i am busy and if you do i will end up getting angry and breaking something

#1788 by taz · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> am I the only bloke alive who finds ginger hair actually quite horny?

#1922 by MrFridge · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> tho if I put cold turkey in a search engine I'll probably end up with a picture of matt putting one up his arse

#2160 by taras · rating 7.67 from 12 ratings

<strtok> hexagon has 5 <strtok> HEXAGON HAS 5 SIDES <ross> no thats a pentagon <strtok> oh
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#2269 by jealusie · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

<swat> the last girl that said that... well <swat> she turned out to be rather scarey <jealusie> I'm not your mom swat
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#2370 by IZS · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

kofu is unknown@97.new-york-30rh16rt-ny.dial-access.att.net * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc * <kofu> Oh...great How can i get rid of the stupid message that says I lame...?
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#2390 by Pinch · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

(Pinch): Flight to the US - $1500, Ice Cream - $5, Hanging out with an 18 year old that dosnt want to hook up.. priceless
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#2504 by JohnN · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> well hi, this is a network that doesn't lose its domain name every week. know it is an odd concept, but you'll get the hang of it. Tell your friends!
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#2633 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<|LKS|Tigger> han holdt hårdt lige indtil børnetimen - men det sidste glas mælk var vist for meget ;)

#2635 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Halfdanes> Brage er jo ikke farlig... ham har jeg da sovet sammen med...

#2874 by |louise| · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<[DRA]Creative> jeg har 3 kærester for tiden.. og de kommer alle 3 iaften.. de andre 2 ved ikke jeg har de andre.. så det bliver sjovt at se... <Svafnir> Crea->Du er syg!! Det var hyggeligt at kende dig!
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#2986 by taras · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> pick server name! <dg> oberhasli is likely to get typoed a lot <taras> nubian is easiest to type <dg> yes <dg> but it is also important if the goat is ugly or not
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#3013 by Tekken · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Svafnir> Hmmm....blev jeg lige taget i røven der?

#3308 by BanZaiKaj · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Tux[TK]> hold da op hvor snakker I dog bare meget | <Dag_21030> jeg taler meget, jeg skriver bare ikke noget :-P | <Dag_21030> af en eller anden årsag ender jeg altid med at råbe og skrige af skærmen når jeg kommer herind :-P

#3434 by [TA]FX · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Statistikside>Genghis må være rimelig dum

#3507 by Tekken · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

[18:01:01] Valley vil sku ha noget at sluge | [18:35:41] <Valley> Yes. så har jeg sku slugt
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#3722 by Kostas · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Cheryl> you're right... tag isn't always funny | <Taggart|Afk> :/
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#3747 by Jynxter · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Kostas> SQL = grimmel, LDAP = Tram
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#3915 by Dee · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

< Stefan_Zimmer> how can Bot Install one I? <@grifferz> T FM R, must you
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#4037 by Lare · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> Morphine tell me about lare having sex on the ten foot line.

#4057 by Tramtrist · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

<+Taggart> You coattails people make no sense.
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#4115 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

<@tom> GeorgeWBush, describe yourself in 3 words < GeorgeWBush> President of USA?
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#4608 by IrBovine · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

<@Stroll> later <+\> l8r lolz <+Belatucadros> l8r lolz <+Belatucadros> haha <+\> hah wtf <@IrBovine> o.O <+Belatucadros> what the fuck <@IrBovine> jesus <+\> what in the fuck <+Belatucadros> get out steve <+\> dude <+Belatucadros> get the fuck out
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#4795 by Alfasmurf · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

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#4850 by Dee · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

<@sonorous> what about this weekend? <@Dee> nope, camping this weekend <@Dee> and a wedding the week after <@sonorous> lots of chance for sex :p

#767 · rating 7.67 from 15 ratings

Client exiting: zeen (here@host5-99-50-24.btinternet.com) [xnet sucks, they do shit all to fucking help u, GRIFF get off the internet u fucking 49 year old fucking bloke on 24 hours talking, ken get a life als]

#1059 · rating 7.67 from 12 ratings

<britgirl> 3 words ben <britgirl> SHUT <britgirl> UP

#1087 · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<|an> you look very french tina <starlet> thanks.. <|an> you take that as a compliment then :)

#1275 · rating 7.67 from 12 ratings

<dos> Let me get an Oline, and I'll take care of grifferz, and then the turks

#1285 · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<horny_babe> I am 18 female with 42 sizes boobs <horny_babe> wanna learn how to hack?

#1990 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

<Adam> i refuse to come here <Adam> to griff's control palace <Adam> where everyone submits to him <Adam> and sucks his toes

#2318 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<Ziobill> hi <Ziobill> i'm a problem with bopm 2.31 <DivinePHPminion> please report yourself, then
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#2845 by Alice · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

[19:40] * SF^semi-away tror at Svafnir er en papmache-figur | [19:43] * SF^semi-away er efterhånden overbevist om at han har ret
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#3583 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 15 ratings

[to grifferz] <tarantula> stop spam this channel or i`ll speak with irc ops about this
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#3584 by [TA]FX · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

* Wici reder Rakanichu. - * Vidar|Away låner Wici en kam - « Wici » takker Vidar|Away, men har den jeg plejer at bruge til hunden *G* - « Rakanichu » hvad skal du med en kam i munden? S: - <Vidar|Away> Det skulle da lige være en svinekam *G*

#4274 by Cara · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

#4700 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

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#4928 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<Eyecon> surely stephen hawking's chair moves pretty fast doesn't it?? <grifferz> hmm, dunno <grifferz> I will buy you a beer if you email him to ask what the top speed of his wheelchair is on a flat surface <Eyecon> I'll do it if you find me his email address <grifferz> SWHawking@damtp.cam.ac.uk <grifferz> http://www.psyclops.com/hawking/contact/ <Eyecon> haha <Eyecon> fuck
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#4952 by Rakanichu · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

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#5069 by grifferz · rating 7.67 from 9 ratings

<swat> there was a great quote in london evening standard <swat> i can't remember what it was though
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#5173 by Texas · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

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#5474 by Dominic · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

* kfullert may not sleep tonight <kfullert> may have accidentally bought the ingredients for vodka redbull <kfullert> namely vodka and redbull

#5599 by issyl0 · rating 7.67 from 6 ratings

< issyl0> *sigh* I don't know what I'm going to do for my birthday. <@Filbert> issyl0: get older
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#5894 by dutchie · rating 7.67 from 3 ratings

< ging> i'm redoing my cv and i need the help of people from this channel, i want everyone to think of 5 words that best describe me, then think of the oposite word for each of them
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#604 · rating 7.64 from 11 ratings

<grifferz> I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY ... NOW WHAT DO I DO?

#1790 by grifferz · rating 7.64 from 11 ratings

<ben> flo is such a stubborn bitch that she keeps it in her mouth for like 5 minutes

#1876 by grifferz · rating 7.64 from 11 ratings

<|an`> what in gods name of backwards buggeration? <strtok> backwards buggeration is impossible, trust me ive tried

#2074 by grifferz · rating 7.64 from 14 ratings

<grifferz> Get your Jesus Christ 10 way fuckfest asf's here! <grifferz> no orifice or gaping wound left unexploited * grifferz goes directly to Hell <tom> do not pass go. <tom> do not collect £200.

#1002 · rating 7.64 from 11 ratings

<Louise> whats the best place you've ever done it? <G-Shock> mum and dads bed <MrMoves> Adam, you were abused???!! ;)

#1060 · rating 7.64 from 11 ratings

<grifferz> no doubt this will get turned around as fascist oper uses his oline and his mighty oper penis to ban innocent user from channel
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#4971 by taras · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<Nick> grif <Nick> im smiling now <Nick> u know why <Nick> i know someedday <Nick> ull be dead
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#194 by taras · rating 7.62 from 13 ratings

<Mandifer> btw. How the hell am I supposed to write properly on my own breasts <ron> I will help * ron takes out his PEN, to write on Mandifer's BREASTS * ron doesn't tell Mandifer that his PEN, also contains the letters IS

#1103 · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<LiquidPC> dont ban me <LiquidPC> i know every IRC feature

#2135 by dg · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<Crowley> [1860] 23:12 <MW> .msg nickserv identifdy marc_ssap <MW> what is my password doing on that bot's quote list !

#2765 by mark · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<taras> !addquote 2375 9 +taras> arr ya fucker <taras> !ratequote 2375 9 <grifferz> tard <grifferz> !delquote 2375 <grifferz> oops <grifferz> !

#2486 by grifferz · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<gleekWRK> fuck u all <gleekWRK> piss me off now <gleekWRK> u all will die <gleekWRK> DDoS time mofos <gleekWRK> ban me now <gleekWRK> niggers <gleekWRK> anyways j/k <gleekWRK> i need help to link ircd's together
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#3184 by Tramtrist · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<Vaun> going to fix homepage (remove bela from site) | <\> rofl

#3270 by Tramtrist · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

< Vaun> fuck you you fucking ape

#3312 by Tramtrist · rating 7.62 from 8 ratings

<@Taggart> Will be cool when we wipe the userbase and take Coattails live, after this open beta period.
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#3907 by synfx · rating 7.62 from 13 ratings

<synfx> are you drunk, ben? <ben> hyuaont <ben> no <ben> i ic am not <ben> fucking durnjk <ben> i you cunt <ben> iuoy ou <ben> fujck <ben> fukc <ben> fukc <ben> fuick

#672 · rating 7.60 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> what kind of a fucking monkey-spank-for-brains question is that?

#844 · rating 7.60 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> I've just spent 3 hours with the screen scrolled up thinking no one was speaking

#1251 · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<|an> yeah well what experience have i had other than making some gay retirement home accounts thing <grifferz> a gay retirement home? <|an> my dad owned it

#1516 · rating 7.60 from 10 ratings

<amber> i rode an elephant once <ben> that's no way to talk about andy

#1819 by grifferz · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<taz> hang in #lesbian on dalnet and pretend to be a woman and you get some nice pics dcc'd to you

#2247 by ross · rating 7.60 from 15 ratings

<Dee> whats cunt? * Dee spends to much time inside
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#2934 by Tekken · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<jack_Cards> queria uma cerveja caralho | <jack_Cards> translating: can you please sir giv me a fucking beer
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#3054 by IZS · rating 7.60 from 10 ratings

<@tom> dare I have faith in NT4 to do my job for 10 minutes <@MrFridge> tom : well NT is brilliant at producing shit, so you might as well have a week off :)
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#3692 by Belatucadros · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

I gave in and clicked the link to see what waited there in store. And with the clicking, came the ticking, of the page that was no more. Quoth the server, "404"

#3888 by Taggart · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<IrBovine> meh <MrsIrB> meh? <MrsIrB> That's a half hearted moo if ever I saw one.

#3951 by Taggart · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<puki> Hey "Belatucadros" - what was that 'EBOLA' stuff you were sending to me yesterday? <puki> It kept coming up on my screen

#3952 by Taggart · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<puki> I'll get banned everywhere if you lot keep following me about in channel

#3954 by Tramtrist · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<Antony> I pledge, elijance, to the flag

#3963 by Tramtrist · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> why don't you just give the forum and domain to taggart, solves the rpoblem from the other direction
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#4308 by grifferz · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

email to eb@lists.blitzed.org: Dear blitzed staff / i am from myanmar i want to know if i help some for biltzed can blitzed / server give me global operator i can help 40GB harddisk / thank a lots
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#4764 by Alfasmurf · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

#4781 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

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#4820 by Jimmy · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<synfx> john seems to know what he's doing better than i would * JohnN has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
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#5278 by Raidrs · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

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#5545 by chrisjrob · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<@Filbert> he [kwyjibo] was caught downloading johnw's guide to grooming

#5638 by Eckrall · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<dbeer> ging fail <@Eckrall> !find ging fail <find> ging fail: http://blog.theginger.net/?p=31 <+Ging> oh no <+Ging> i new blogging was a bad idea

#5673 by Dominic · rating 7.60 from 5 ratings

<georgie> it was an automated lady that tested my line <Filbert> what did she say? <georgie> everything was a-ok <georgie> then she said something about my mum, which was a little uncalled for <Filbert> did you actually end up calling mdm?
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#485 · rating 7.58 from 12 ratings

<Adam> #teens needs to change its image <Adam> to attract luscious 18 yr old girls <Adam> but it's difficult because it's a fucking IRC channel

#10 by CrazySpence · rating 7.58 from 12 ratings

<grifferz> I bought my girlfriend a gameboy, but played on it first in order to get a godly highscore with tetris in my own name

#23 by CrazySpence · rating 7.58 from 12 ratings

<Silencer> grif, ur turn <grifferz> calm down Silencer <grifferz> I have gotten images of you there now <grifferz> penis in hand <grifferz> waiting for a kill msg <grifferz> and it has put me right off <grifferz> "put me off my stroke" as they say

#359 by grifferz · rating 7.58 from 12 ratings

<Dee> ummm, whos pootang? <pootang> i am the tang of your poo <pootang> some cockmaster decided to register pooface

#606 · rating 7.57 from 14 ratings

<grifferz> yes I'm queer as tits

#2067 by grifferz · rating 7.57 from 14 ratings

<grifferz> jesus fucking wept why do women have to fuck with your head so much! <taz> this is why I have no serious women <taz> only blow jobs <taz> blow jobs are the only thing women are useful for <taz> goats can do any other requirement <taz> and beer

#412 · rating 7.57 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> configuring a cisco, lee, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman

#1324 · rating 7.57 from 7 ratings

-zeen- dont call me a geek. i know how to use computers, i have a great job, i dont have an attitude, im friendly and im not rude to people. you dont know me u dont know what im about. so go shove it, if u want to say something call me up, if u want my mobile number i'll happily give it u. meanwhile stop nit picking, and calling people things they are not when you dont know.

#2106 by tom · rating 7.57 from 7 ratings

<NetmagTrivia> From Trivia: Who made his name in 'I dream of jeannie'? <NetmagTrivia> Hint: L-rr- ------ <tom> larry someone <NetmagTrivia> That is correct tom, the answer is Larry Hagman
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#2470 by Torrent · rating 7.57 from 7 ratings

<vacano> yesterday i heard my sister is gettin married <vacano> i must train my will cus i am so fuckin JEALOUS <Torrent> You want to marry her fiance? <DinoWork> u want to marry your sister?
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#161 by taras · rating 7.56 from 16 ratings

<taras> welsh rap <taras> oh dear. <tom> YO WE'RE THE WELSH WE'RE REALLY COOL WE ALL COME FROM THE SAME GENE POOL

#146 by grifferz · rating 7.56 from 16 ratings

<ross> hey griff u retarded wankshaft! <ross> im drunk an i wanna tell u somethin! <ross> u wank sheep! <-- ross has quit (Quit: (griff is gay))

#1094 · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

<^Milky^> but since ur the admin...shouldnt u be able to do stuff like that.... <^Milky^> i mean...after all...it is ur server... <grifferz> but that is like saying, Tony Blair should be able to sell drugs and shoot people he doesn't like - he is the prime minister after all

#1786 by taz · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

* tomgilder puts his chances at being able to use !quote at roughly 1 in 9999999999999 <tomgilder> !uote

#2305 by jealusie · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

<swat> bush doesn't look like a president <Eyecon> I'd suck him off <Eyecon> and I'm not even gay
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#2882 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

[18:13] * |louise| er en magtliderlig lille tøs.. eller nåed :)
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#3346 by Belatucadros · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

<tarantula> do not forget queue your bread and jeans grifferz.....it`s my advice
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#943 · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> AND WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS HAVE WE SUDDENLY KILLED HALF OUR BRAIN CELLS, SIGNED UP WITH AOL AND WON THE WORLD DROOLING COMPETITION?

#4219 by grifferz · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> I don't think the position of zucchini is right but it looks great zoomed all the way in on satellite mode <taras> that's what you tell the ladies

#4657 by \ · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

<@sonorous> hmm, is Drut's source code anywhere? < FX> no, it was a virgin birth of software
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#5016 · rating 7.56 from 9 ratings

*** Quits: Bogsnuggle (After siting for 5 mins i feel griff needs to be banned, Hes a bully, As for marky good look to him,,,i'v seen the email that griff sent to BT to repo)
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#215 by grifferz · rating 7.55 from 11 ratings

<Adam> i'm in a well silly mood tonight <Adam> wahhagrreeeeenarbolicks <CrazySpence> hyb7 is still beta, when it is stable ill play with it * CrazySpence doesnt like and unstable relationship with his toys <Adam> how can you have a stable relationship with your dildo CrazySpence? <CrazySpence> you were better when you didnt talk
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#2535 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.55 from 11 ratings

<Mandrake> ja der skete en fejl for det var ikke meningen at det skulle komme så kraftigt
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#3066 by mark · rating 7.55 from 11 ratings

<@grifferz> it was a guy I used to worm with at energis. I always suspected he was gay <@grifferz> er. worK with <@grifferz> no gay worming occurred there
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#4216 by Alfasmurf · rating 7.55 from 11 ratings

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#1559 · rating 7.55 from 11 ratings

* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about masturbation?

#2654 by IZS · rating 7.55 from 11 ratings

<taras> I am sitting in my room about 90% naked <taras> the door is unlocked <taras> someone knocks on the door <taras> in such a situation, what would be the obvious thing to do? <taras> "come in"

#2128 by taras · rating 7.54 from 13 ratings

<tom> can we make a hoax on blitzed.org <grifferz> maybe you could announce my death in a news item <tom> I wouldn't want to let people down <tom> when they find it isn't true

#2373 by IZS · rating 7.54 from 13 ratings

* grifferz (~andy@203.56.139.100) Quit (Autokilled: [899] I AM A FUCKSTICK)

#2093 by swat · rating 7.53 from 15 ratings

<ben> people always seem older on irc <ben> apart from tom
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#2738 by RufFiaN · rating 7.53 from 15 ratings

<pedagogue> SUM KID PISSED ALL OVER IN THE WALMART I USED TO WORK AT AND OF COURSE OUT OF 80 FUXN PPL THEY CALLED ME TO MOP IT UP BUT THAT WUZ KEWL CUZ IT GOT ME CLOSER TO THE CANDY AISLE SO I GOTS ME SUM FREE LUNCH <tom> you <tom> what <pedagogue> THA S00P D00 J0UR IZ ASSCUNTJUICE WIF BROKKULLI AND BAKKIN NUGGEX <tom> oh <tom> that makes it perfectly clear, thanks

#385 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT <swat> i prefer <swat> girls without legs

#563 · rating 7.50 from 12 ratings

*** Quits: Bogsnuggle (After siting for 5 mins i feel griff needs to be banned, Hes a bully, As for marky good look to him,,,i'v seen the email that griff sent to BT to repo)

#682 · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

<starlet> do you guys actually have pizza delivery in england?!

#739 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<shox> wouldn't it be cool if we could have slave-women who chewed our food for us, and massaged us whilst eating. ;) <grifferz> I'd prefer they had their mouths elsewhere

#877 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> no i will not fucking answer you whiny retard jizzmonkey spaz basket.... obtain a fucking clue!

#964 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<britgirl> WHY HASN'T MY INFO LINE WORKED?!?!?!?!?! <grifferz> BECAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL

#1005 · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<MrMoves> my hamster just woke up, yawned, shit then went back to bed <MrMoves> what a life :)

#1020 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<TaNkGiRL> lol terri actually i can reach down there i m flexable but i dont lick myself :P

#1092 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Matty_B> andy you take too much shite off people, a simple fuck off normally puts things right

#1125 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> hang on fuck off why should I give bandwidth away to people just shifting files back and forth? <|an> because you are a nice person andy

#1155 · rating 7.50 from 14 ratings

<Ben_Igma> hey griff.. <Ben_Igma> ben.. <Ben_Igma> I am intercepting your messages.. I dont know how.. it is just intercepting them.. <grifferz> Ben_Igma: they were global notices. you were meant to get them. <grifferz> but please don't haxor us anyway <Ben_Igma> grifferz, if I wanted to I would, but I dont.. you seem pretty cool..

#1163 · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<mahadeva> we were driving along today <mahadeva> touche goes this chick is alright.. looks a bit old for me though: <mahadeva> we drive past and she's like 12

#1226 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<|an`away> i have never had to change motherboard to upgrade cpu <|an`away> bet you cant guess why <grifferz> cos you're a homo who'd rather file his nails and write gay websites than get your hands dirty opening a pc case, and have therefor enever upgraded a cpu and always buy your hardware from dixon's? <|an`away> korrektieren herr griff

#1276 · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<le3> I love my bed - my 2 favourite things happen there <le3> sleeping and errrrr TV

#1332 · rating 7.50 from 14 ratings

<grifferz> he must have been not only dropped on his head at birth, but actually thrown headfirst at a lead coated freight train

#1372 · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<CodeBlue> I've been learning how to hack for avoer a year now. I've picked up a few traceroute proggies

#1402 · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> ok you know you're [issed qwhen theremere fact that iaj saiud 'leper' made you laugh out loud <Adam> grifferz: you'll laff even more when u realise it was me that said it :-)

#1420 · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> any attempt to use anything more complex than hotmail and icq and you get an ICMP_CONFUSED

#1471 · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<strtok> where is louise? ive got to tell her i got something $300 cheaper than her! <grifferz> shame it was a blow job

#1527 · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

* grifferz slaps SALMON around a bit with a large trout <SALMON> ok <SALMON> cooooooooooooooooooooooool <SALMON> asl plz?

#1571 · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Narko> hey Sarah where are you from? <Narko> fuck you all <Narko> fuck you forever <Narko> winkers

#1628 · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<selemender> fatih <selemender> kline him <grifferz> why must I kline him? <selemender> he is bad

#1668 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 12 ratings

<ben> whoever said that abigails pciture was fake needs serious psychological help <ben> everybody knows that if you're going to fake a picture, you use someone who is good looking

#1787 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<xanex> acidemon goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers <xanex> cos hes so poor

#3492 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 12 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> and i'll make a point of always being better at that than you. <omgitsbeth> Well, you have to have one thing :P <OfficeRabbit> I have lots of things. <OfficeRabbit> I can unicycle and you can't <omgitsbeth> I meant useful things. <OfficeRabbit> I've been a Harry Potter fan for longer

#1872 by taz · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Giarc> i cannie believe its 10pm <Wafer> u can tell that cause the big hand is at 10 <Wafer> and the little one is at 12 <Giarc> thats 10 past 12 mate <Wafer> no it isnt <Wafer> its 10 to 12 <Giarc> now i feel stupid

#1983 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Matty_B> there was a point once where i thought I might be bi :) but then I realised I didn't fancy blokes

#1991 by ben · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<taz> for the first time in my life about an hour ago. i went down on a girl in the bog of my local pub, and took one look at it and barfed on her legs
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#5154 by Raidrs · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<padden> Raiders - jeg er heller ikke som de andre :P
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#2130 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<strtok> i just got autokilled by a bot on another network for saying penis

#2274 by IZS · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<swat> why don't they make any more muppet films ? :( <tom> because they couldn't contact your agent, swat?

#2368 by JohnN · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<taz> [guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
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#2491 by snappy · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<Xanthus> Can we get to a private channel? <Kalante> Yep <Torrent> Kinky * Kalante whips Torrent.

#2501 by sanskrit · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<iNARIUS> I think I got it up... checking
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#2517 by Tekken · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<[FP]Bettestad> (Quit: Folk med begge ben på jorden hænger jo ikke på træerne)

#2629 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<{Chh}KR> Kvinder er sku mindre blufærdige end mænd når man kommer ind på livet af dem, men det er jo heller ikke dem der står med røde ører når vandet er pisse koldt
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#2686 by snappy · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<xx2000xx> where i can rant, and not have 40 ppl tell me how stupid i am <xx2000xx> i know i'm fucken dumb
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#2703 by Alice · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<Svafnir> Hvad er "skole" :P <Alice> Svafnir, det er sådan et sted man er tvunget til at være ca. 8 timer om dagen - imens solen skinner udenfor - og en gang om året så checker de om man har fulgt med i hvad tossen oppe forest har sagt ...
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#2745 by Pinch · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

(Kalante): Snappy was funny ... once. :p
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#2748 by Ragna · rating 7.50 from 14 ratings

[17:17:46] * Sparky^Semi-AwaY^Le-Mans pumper den extra vægt ud af hundekurven og starter motoren og sætter den ihærdige jagt ind på kagedåsen [17:17:47] * [Notorius]Cookie overvejer at dope deres lemminger [17:18:25] * Alfasmurf fylder Lemmingerne op med 30 liter EPO hver [17:18:36] <[Notorius]Cookie> MUHAHAHA

#2761 by Ragna · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

[15:51] <[NY]Blaaskaeg> Det ser ret spøjst ud når jeg render rundt med en extra small hattrick t-shirt og pink sloggi g-strengs trusser... der er næsten ikke plads til det der helst skal være plads til :P
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#2808 by strtok · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Dee> find: idiots guide to screen

#2821 by taras · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

<Dee> my dad blew up a wlan ap <grifferz> wlan ap = malaysian for ladyboy
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#4979 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

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#2970 by Statler · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<Scrumhalf> this is my 2nd holiday this year...my 1st was 4 months ago..i went to a pig farm

#3151 by genzou · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<yohance> paris [Hilton] looks like the type of bitch that needs atleast 8 inches to be satisfied <Kukuman> paris looks like the type of bitch that needs at least $8 billion to be satisfied
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#3169 by BanZaiKaj · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

[21:56:23] <HS> Vestfyn for folket!! | [21:56:28] <HS> Billigt og godt ! | [21:56:44] <Sleipner> FØj | [21:56:47] <[FSIK]Volle> det er sku da kun dranker som drikker Vestfyn ;) | [21:56:55] <HS> Jeg er dranker :S
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#3237 by Vaun · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> shut the fuck up piano-loving faggot
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#3343 by taras · rating 7.50 from 12 ratings

<taras> gunpowdah <taras> treason <taras> and plot <Antony> the mouse ran up the clock
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#3317 by Belatucadros · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

<Alairion> and yeah no one ct has enough care in their cup to give a shit where i've been
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#3362 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

-taras:#debug- Buddy Holly - Love Is Strange [3:05/192Kbit] <taras> especially 4 homoz <taras> (no offense)
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#3371 by Tramtrist · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

< Vaun> wish people cared when i left irc < grifferz> wish I could leave irc
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#3508 by mark · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

@ben> dg: are you going to become one of those major unix geeks like rms and ers and in 10 years time people will be calling you dgl and talking about your penis war with freebsd developers <@dg> ben: no :p <@dg> i shave
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#3532 by Alpehue^ · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

Sven_0kse kan i hygge jer, nu vil jeg ud i IRL og fange noget frisk mand *Grrr

#3618 by Halfdanes · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<Jensen2Night> Alt over 18 sekunder er spild af tid

#3632 by hjorth · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

22:30 * Tekken er lidt en lille pige lige nu ;-)
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#3677 by Tramtrist · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

< Cheryl> /ns id ihearttram

#3688 by Belatucadros · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<Tremmy> !find Mythius opening a fast food bag <find> Results for Mythius opening a fast food bag: no matches found
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#3773 by Ravey · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<Ellie> and ravey said he was gonna be on today and play it :( <grifferz> maybe he accidentally sold his Level 56 Stout Sock of Masturbatory Excess and now daren't log on
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#3855 by Raiders · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

[22:51] <FX> Is eye of the tiger from the first rambo movie?
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#3886 by Taggart · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Grimmel> shiiiaaat <-- Grimmel has quit (Quit: ) <MrsIrB> Little pissy, ain't he? <Lare> grimmel? <Lare> wouldnt be grimmel if he wasnt

#3936 by Tramtrist · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

< Lare> OMG i just saw the craziest dong

#3984 by Kostas · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<Taggart> Of course not. You wanted to strangle her and we wanted to give you the rope.
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#4155 by synfx · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Some fat child has just invited me to a one-way cam session <OfficeRabbit> He's wearing a slipknot t-shirt <OfficeRabbit> and is rubbing his limp penis infront of his webcam <OfficeRabbit> I want to close the window but he might be offended so I'm leaving it minimized.

#4164 by Antony · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I should hope everyone is OPEN ANUSED
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#4173 by Raiders · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<Cara> It aint PMS - Im always BITCHY!!
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#4186 by Kostas · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<Laura> ask her about hot pads and who has custody when you break up
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#4239 by M3PHP · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

23:56 <@sonorous> "yes this is my new Intel Gentrino 1 megaflop"

#4244 by zedex · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<sonorous> and the motorola PEBL looks neat <sonorous> in spite of the gay naming conventions Motorola are employing nowadays <sonorous> RAZR, PEBL... I mean, they didn't call their phones from the 80s "BRIK" or anything
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#4323 by \ · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<+Laura> cunt is hot
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#4324 by Antony · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<MAIL> ?? <MAIL> i know <MAIL> why u explain me? <MAIL> ? <grifferz> what we have here is a failure to communicate

#4395 by NetSensei · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<chupacabra> we are only silent because we don't want to tell you your penis is too small

#4404 by zedex · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<Tarantula> i hope you have trojan remover or something like it Kevin...i`ll try to send you very hot letter from ukraine... <OfficeRabbit> Tarantula, I use OS X, I am immune to it all <Tarantula> don`t be so sure mister president

#4440 by zedex · rating 7.50 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> Tarantula! <grifferz> found some promotional material on your new desktop: <grifferz> http://blogga.ru/2005/09/12/wooden_comp/ <grifferz> can you translate for me? <Tarantula> let`s see <Tarantula> it called wooden computer.... <grifferz> thanks for that

#4443 by Antony · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Take me back to your house <OfficeRabbit> So I can sort out your wardrobe <grifferz> fuck off you gay trinny wannabe
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#4468 by zedex · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<gm0tge> rr Roger's ready to introduce sarah to some spanish sausage
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#4916 by Belatucadros · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

< JamesIII> have you turned 12 yet <+Belatucadros> haha have I turned twelve yet <+Belatucadros> no sir, I am ripe for the underage sex you require to ejaculate

#4705 by OfficeRabbit · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

-!- GeorgeWBush [~golf@car303.force9.co.uk] has joined #blitzed <+taras> banned -!- GeorgeWBush [~golf@car303.force9.co.uk] has left #blitzed [banned]
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#4710 by M3PHP · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<m0blf>trouser centipede don't you mean?! <@gm0tge> generally, those who boast have the least to boast about ;-)

#4753 by zedex · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<sonorous> osx is good <m0pcb> i can fix it si, log in as root... then rm -rf / <m3php> haha <m3php> so old
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#4790 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

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#4818 by Jimmy · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<@choad> You should all /ignore him, same as you would if you kicked someone out of a restaurant and he stood outside making faces.
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#4989 by ph0x · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<TerrorBite> ok, what time did I ping out <TerrorBite> =what time my mother turned my computer off
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#5001 by taras · rating 7.50 from 8 ratings

<swat> i've got a dell engineer coming... <grifferz> well make sure to wipe up afterwards
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#5071 by Silencer · rating 7.50 from 6 ratings

<taras> some people derive pleasure from touching linux terminals <taras> on their underbellies <grifferz> its not just pleasure taras <grifferz> I need it <grifferz> I need to rub myself all over with unix goodness
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#5101 by Luf|away · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

#5261 by Raidrs · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

#5294 by Hair · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

#5313 by Ufretin|away · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

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#5424 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<Paul2> ah well you can wank over her facebook profile instead :) <Ging> you're allowed to do that? <gdb> there's a special facebook app

#5481 by Eckrall · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<+Paul2> I had a new patient introduction thing at my doctors yesterday and they were asking all the usual things and then 'hows your diet? do you get 5 a day?'. Er no not really. <+alexjs> three times a month if I'm lucky. :( <+MurkyGoth> We're still talking about fruit, right?

#5518 by tomalak · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<MurkyGoth> /badger/badger/badger/badger/badger/badger/mushroom.mushroom <alexjs> it's 12 badgers to two mushrooms. <MurkyGoth> Damn, that's a pretty poor exchange rate <MurkyGoth> Either that, or you've got one *fucked up* watch...
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#5690 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<tdobson> That's a development I *wouldn't* have expected: ♺ @PiratePartyUK: Pirate Party Sweden takes over hosting PirateBay http://bit.ly/9H7hVt <dg> there goes any shred of legitimacy they might have barely had <alexjs> agreed, I will never trust the pirate bay again
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#5751 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> popey: what car do you drive? <popey> either a vauxhall or a volvo <taras> go outside and check
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#5699 by Eckrall · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<@Dominic> the coffee machine has broken <@Dominic> won't boot up, like my servers

#5784 by MrKen · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

< ging> MrKen: i can make ginger bread men if that helps | < MrKen> ging: Isn't that rather like onanism?
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#5800 by taras · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

Day changed to 01 Jan 2011 * 00:49 -Crowley:#bitfolk- 60 minute Quote[5345 / 8.3333]: -!- taras [~taras@bitfolk.com] has quit [Quit: new year's resolution]

#5825 by popey · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

< ging> you all joke but have you actually looked at the bitfolk wiki? it really wont let me add < ging> oh wait yeah it does
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#5850 by lanky · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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#5851 by grifferz · rating 7.50 from 2 ratings

<ging> 4 out of 5 people dont think i'm a twat <so_solid_moo> I'm not sure that slogan would withstand scrutiny in #bitfolk
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#5867 by chrisjrob · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

"<@Dominic> I like my authority wet"

#5879 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.50 from 4 ratings

<chrisjrob> you can never get enough pterodactyl porn
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#1877 by ben · rating 7.46 from 13 ratings

<ben> the humour level in #ukteen is incredibly low <MiX> that would be because it's full of sad feminem types <MiX> little girlies who idolise pretentious fuckwits <grifferz> thanks mix

#2235 by taras · rating 7.45 from 11 ratings

<taras> "what is the craziest place you have ever registered a domain!" <therio[roam]> in bed while having sex. ok.
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#3333 by Tallens|work · rating 7.45 from 11 ratings

<Sleipner> !find HSs og Fjodors hjerne | <find> Results for HSs og Fjodors hjerne: no matches found
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#3590 by MrFridge · rating 7.45 from 11 ratings

<Antony> i have small ear canals, they tend to get fucked every so often

#1417 · rating 7.44 from 9 ratings

<Louise> christ .. have you never had a girlfriend before erik!?

#1880 by strtok · rating 7.44 from 9 ratings

<|an> americans are just too patriotic thats all <Wires> loving the greatest country in the world is bad?

#4110 by Dee · rating 7.44 from 9 ratings

< Eyecon> fuck that, I'm not being communist if it means analog tv

#1978 by grifferz · rating 7.44 from 9 ratings

<tomgilder> I feel shite <tomgilder> I have a cold <MrFridge> I'm sorry tomgilder I appear to have broken the worlds smallest violin whilst looking up sympathy in the dictionary

#428 · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> yeah well fuck your script and fuck you, I've seen more competent monkeys

#632 · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

* starlet gets the jello, chocolate sauce, strawberries, condoms, lube, and the cat * grifferz fetches a tub of lard and a big fat sweaty plumber from soho

#937 · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

* andyc was shagging his missus when I heard that she died

#1791 by grifferz · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<taz> they start humping your leg and they come in like 10 seconds <kirsten> sounds like some men i know

#1841 by grifferz · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<|an> and your best friend stole your pokemon <Darren> how did u no i liked pokemon <|an> because you are from #ukteen

#2056 by grifferz · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<tom> http://www.political.co.uk/annwiddecombe/gal.asp?ref=blitzed.gif&caption=<base%20href="http://www.blitzed.org">Ann supports blitzed IRC

#2300 by Eyecon · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> Antony: I have it in a rar but I can only print it out onto acetate and thens can it in at the library before phocopying it and photographing it, uuencoding the images, then rot13'ing them, and posting them in 3KB segments to news:alt.here.is.your.book.antony, would that be OK?

#2794 by grifferz · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<ChanServ> [REG] prototype286!Tokumei@ppp-67-117-110-115.dialup.frsn01.pacbell.net registered channel #diaperart - Channel for purveryors of art involving diapers I guess? <MrFridge> I guess they are "potty" about art..

#2936 by taras · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<Polly> im gonna get all the men in the office to play with me

#3116 by taras · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<Eyecon> you can't get pregnant from a goat <strtok> but you can try

#3358 by crazyspence · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

* Dee sets mode: +milk 200 cows
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#4996 by louise · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

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#4446 by Antony · rating 7.43 from 7 ratings

<ben> kevin, can i suggest you change your surname <ben> it is wank <OfficeRabbit> haha my surname <OfficeRabbit> is better than yours <OfficeRabbit> what is your surname anyway?

#2725 by taras · rating 7.42 from 12 ratings

<tom> can you cope in Japan without knowing Japanese? :) <Mike> well you cope living with no fucking brain

#3708 by synfx · rating 7.42 from 12 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> What do you call a word with the same plural and singular forms? <OfficeRabbit> Like children, sheep, deer <Kukuman> children is singular? <OfficeRabbit> Ignore that

#2070 by ben · rating 7.41 from 17 ratings

<grifferz> if ukteen.org is free I will give tom gilder a blow job <dg> No match for "UKTEEN.ORG".

#100 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 10 ratings

<Mike> From what I read in the papers, there are 2 kinds of Gay. Woman-men that wear stuff like that, and the other ones that have beards, or are skinheads, and are into thumping, bondage, and hurtful stuff.

#299 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 15 ratings

<tom> why do I program better when nude

#381 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<Psycho> this whole thing about farm animals is gay <Psycho> I run an ISP with a friend of min <Psycho> I really don't have the time or effort to commit a server to a network that's associated with goats

#1078 · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> what the fuck am I doing <grifferz> it's 3.03am and I'm setting my arm hair on fire

#1214 · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<Altema> try shaving your pubes it feels alot better <Altema> and it makes your dick look bigger too

#1393 · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<|an`away> i wouldnt even bother trying, irc is fucking gay

#1428 · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<strtok> americans have small penii <Matty_b> and you know this? <strtok> yes im american :(

#1602 · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<stryfe> /oper stryfe xkrj4457 <stryfe> /whois spider <stryfe> what in the hell is up with this client?

#1727 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 10 ratings

<leE> we're just gonna urinate on them and shout work goddamn you!! <leE> normally does the trick with hardware.... and women

#1746 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> //raw privmsg $me : $+ $chr(1) $+ DCC CHAT CHAT $longip(207.174.139.130) 6969 $+ $chr(1) <Sean1> why is this thing drawing penis's repetitively ?

#1891 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<Adam> you should see how many fags there r in my room!!!!

#1956 by dOokie^^ · rating 7.40 from 10 ratings

<MrFridge> FUCKING YANK INCOMPETENT FUCKING WHORE CUNTING WANKERS FUCKING UP OUR FUCKING TRAFFIC FUCKING FUCKING BASTARDY PISS FLAPPING DONKEY SUCKING CUNT FACED FUCKING GNAT FUCKERS FROM FUCKSVILLE

#1974 by strtok · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<Adam> i used to have this thing... <Adam> where one pupil would be bigger than the other <Adam> i thought i was haemoraging or something

#2105 by taras · rating 7.40 from 10 ratings

<TriviaBot> From Trivia: Who advocated planting peanuts and sweet potatoes to replace cotton and tobacco? <TriviaBot> Sorry no one got that one... next question coming up <TriviaBot> From Trivia: George Washington Carver advocated planting what to replace cotton and tobacco?

#2222 by taras · rating 7.40 from 10 ratings

<zeen> they should stick a tube in the sun and pipe it to earth so we can grab some sun energy and power citys and stuff
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#2489 by Bodach · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

[02:00pm|princess_iggy18> but poor ol me has no man at the moment so she has to go searching [02:00pm|Genocaust> Go stand on a street corner. [02:00pm|Genocaust> You'll find true love quick enough. [02:00pm|princess_iggy18> ur an ass
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#3161 by Tallens|work · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<DGH> jeg vrøvler ergo jeg er vågen *G*
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#3421 by IZS · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> utter fuckwits <grifferz> caravan of fuckwits, led by fuckwit camels, on a road laid by fuckwits, made from tar as a by-product of fuckwitted dinosaurs from the paleofuckwit era.
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#3629 by Tekken · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<@Tekken> Griffen: du er da kun en kylling, kan jeg høre :-) | <Griffen> huh??? så er jeg kanibal, sidder og spiser kylling i karry ligenu
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#3942 by Taggart · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<MrsIrB> Knowing... Hlaf the battle... Yoda yoda yoda....
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#3965 by Taggart · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<\> founder of coattails.net NO MATTER WHAT TAGGART SAYS

#3992 by cheryl · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros>I wouldn't want an elephant
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#4283 by \ · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<\> chats really taken off since john left <\> may he rest in peace
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#4625 by muppet · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

[09:43] (+OfficeRabbit): My cock is a good OS (@synfx): your cock has terrible support (Jimmy): and the interface is dirty

#4863 by jealusie · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

*jealusie bites Mint
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#5709 by grifferz · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

<freakyclown> "Skill set: *I* go up to 11!" <Eckrall> years of age...

#5765 by lanky · rating 7.40 from 5 ratings

Dominic amazing how quickly we can get from ruby to S&M
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#1758 by taz · rating 7.38 from 13 ratings

<taz> down and out in beverly hills on % <taz> 5 eben <taz> eben <taz> EBEN <taz> wlekqhr;kj4fr34qfr <taz> ecen <taz> oh for fucvks dake <taz> e2:J£KR32ljr2

#669 · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<MetalMickey> please dont irc when your pissed ian, u sound turkish

#931 · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> Anyone want stay my home <grifferz> they can fuck off <grifferz> because then I'd have to tidy up

#1137 by grifferz · rating 7.38 from 13 ratings

* pedagogue first touched another boy's penis when he was 10 <Silencer> I touched wircd when I was 14

#1673 by grifferz · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<ROUTERGUY> don't make me r00t u biatch

#2184 by tom · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> wow, shipman is suspected of 400 murders <grifferz> and is the world's most prolific seiral killer <grifferz> FINALLY SOEMTHING UK CAN WIN AT

#2190 by taras · rating 7.38 from 13 ratings

<taras> > IS IT PAINFUL? <taras> > No, absolutely not, because a vacuum is created around the entire shaft of the penis. <grifferz> been a long time since I've had a vacuum round the shaft of my penis

#2229 by ben · rating 7.38 from 13 ratings

[23:22] *** digital (~user@1Cust141.tnt1.lansing.mi.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: /me and by the way FARE|Brandon from xnet says you are still fuckig gay even when not being with xnet, your just a new version 2.0 Goes to you ben and griffers, YOUR STILL FUCKING DUMBASS HOLES~)

#2852 by taras · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<strtok> sorry not down with the homolingo <Hesiod> strtok: too bad you are a homophobe <Hesiod> that's pretty juvenile
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#2949 by genzou · rating 7.38 from 13 ratings

<Peter_Pan> Feeling the strength and power of another man straddling me from behind was an amazing turn-on. I tried it once and was hooked!
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#3005 by ben · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

[00:02] <ben> doesn't yourmom give good head? [00:02] <Dee> for a few hours, yes
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#3268 by Tramtrist · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<@Taggart> -ChanServ- Belatucadros deleted from #coattails access list.

#3673 by Tramtrist · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<+OfficeRabbit> !find blitzed naked flesh archive <+find> blitzed naked flesh archive: http://gallery.strugglers.net/ <+OfficeRabbit> :/ <@Taggart> lol <@\> what the <@Taggart> lmao
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#748 · rating 7.38 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> I look at this window expecting tyo see the usual array oif you're a wanker! yeah well you're gay! <grifferz> and instead am confronted by a discussion of 'clit hole size'

#2219 by taras · rating 7.37 from 19 ratings

<Spirit> belgium is the capital of what country again?

#58 by CrazySpence · rating 7.36 from 11 ratings

<Jamerson> do they have fries there in the uk? <grifferz> nope we eat raw sabre tooth tiger in our caves and huddle together for warmth

#166 by phil-away · rating 7.36 from 11 ratings

<phil-away> hrm marky hath spent too much time in #niagara <marky> phil-away: Yes yes i have no clue.

#1842 by Adam · rating 7.36 from 11 ratings

<Darren> does grifferz get paid for beeing on here

#2212 by grifferz · rating 7.36 from 11 ratings

<strtok> im willing to bed every admin on blitzed right now

#1274 · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<|an> that was the same day that i kissed colio and saw paula naked form the waist down <grifferz> an exciting day for you ian <grifferz> a milestone, some would say <ben> 40 milestones in paulas case

#2000 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 12 ratings

<grifferz> jason & the argonauts <the_real_muppet> i heard of them <the_real_muppet> are they a pop group <the_real_muppet> what is funny

#2062 by strtok · rating 7.33 from 12 ratings

* swat listens to Robbie Williams - She's The One [04:17/3.93MB/128Kbit] <swat> ffs <swat> this desk isnt very well put together <grifferz> you're not meant to be on top of it stripped to the waist imitating robbie, swat <swat> it is shuddering rather violently
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#5147 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

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#2177 by MrFridge · rating 7.33 from 12 ratings

<Louise> i need penile correction. :( <grifferz> Louise: operation gone bad? :) <Louise> its been months.
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#2518 by Halfdanes · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<Hengist> Quit (Quit: Nogle folk spreder glæde hvor de går, andre når de går)
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#3820 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<@Dee> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 <+gdb> Working out your salary Dee? <@MrFridge> no, his next car insurance premium
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#4252 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

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#5128 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

* arowana is heart broken <qam> looks like we're in the same situation then. <arowana> you got banned from #BitFolk aswell?
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#5229 by ThomarMagnusson · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

[00:54] <ThomasNellemann> Jeg er altid en villig sexslave, for den rette prise [00:54] <Ydun> Jeg er gratis, Thomas? :D [00:55] <ThomasNellemann> haha endnu bedre
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#5475 by tomalak · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<tom> i want a silent mouse with tactile feedback <grifferz> and a long thin support structure made of wood upon which a minor celestial body is mounted
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#5587 by issyl0 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<+robert_> is it possible for you [issyl0] to find ambitions beyond 'extreme nerdness'? < issyl0> No! < issyl0> robert_: I quite like being referred to as an extreme nerd :P

#5597 by kfullert · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

08:44 <@Filbert> there's a man wandering around our carpark wearing a sweatshirt and a pair of pants 09:24 <@Filbert> the pants man is now sitting on my sofa.
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#5792 by Filbert · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<+CrazySpence> North korea kinda reminds me of when you play worms armageddon against computer and you pick the stupid AI. you know eventually they are going to fire one of those rockets off and it is hilariously going to be caught in the wind and come back at them
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#5862 by chrisjrob · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

< grifferz> IT, attracting the mentally ill in all roles since 1930
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#5865 by taras · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<+Paul2> relating to earlier, my manager just suggested my title be changed to 'director of bollocks and crap'
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#5881 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

< spaceinvader> argh < spaceinvader> my laptop is broken < chris_> butchered with my penis
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#210 by taras · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

*** Greg was kicked by grifferz (no) <taras> awww <taras> it's his birthday! <grifferz> yes, and we just played pass the LART

#427 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<Pyros> our hemisphere 0wns j00rs

#784 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> Arnie: Da, I am havink problems chermoddink my filez

#1018 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<G-Shock> thats pissing me off now <G-Shock> ppl not knowing how to spell MillnNium

#1047 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<ben> Ok do any women here want to scan their boobs in for my site?

#1129 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<Iain> no living being wants a limp gimp <|an> and you know how good limp gimps pimped to chimps are for ape tape rape <|an> and you know how good limp gimps pimped to chimps are for ape tape rape.. they just get the slag in the bag and shag the fag <Matty_B> with a horse called morse who likes intercourse

#1151 by tom · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<taras> who is marky <marky> old marky is gay <tom> haha <marky> who mentioned goats?

#1547 · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

( 12selemender) ý want been ircop( 12selemender) yes ý am realy want it ( 12MiX) what makes you qualýfýed to be ýrcop?( 12selemender) ý dont know

#1631 · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<Timur^^> you can speak turkish <MrFridge> no <Timur^^> you fatty

#1741 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<strtok> chafe my nob! <MadCat> to make sore by or as if by rubbing <MadCat> ew <MadCat> ew *** MadCat (abigail@ACAB3DCF.ipt.aol.com) has left #UK

#1823 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<strtok> its okay matt <strtok> im behind you! <strtok> must everything i say be made out to some arse joke <strtok> oh shove a cock in it * strtok has a fag * kirsten just had one a few minutes ago

#1833 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<Adam> my dad has had a 21" for years <Adam> bastard

#1853 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<|an`> ill do anything if the money is right erik, even gay porn

#1941 by ben · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

*** strtok (~strtok@user-2iniob3.dialup.mindspring.com) Quit (Quit: Im Gay) <strtok> // $+ $chr(113) $+ $chr(117) $+ $chr(105) $+ $chr(116) $chr(73) $+ $chr(109) $chr(71) $+ $chr(97) $+ $chr(121) <strtok> type that *** dOokie^^ (_ck@host213-1-129-248.btinternet.com) Quit (Quit: Im Gay)

#2099 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<ben> latin is helpful with communication skills <ben> and language skills <ben> and logic, and classic civilisation <ben> and philosophy, and art <Zwolle> its geeky gay shat

#2118 by tom · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I've netbussed all of tescos tills and if you don't do what I say I'm gonna n3wk you from them

#2237 by crazyspence · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> this name change to freenode is like when there is a major nuclear disaster <grifferz> and they change the name of the town so that the house prices can go up in a few decades time when everyone has forgotten <grifferz> welcome to freenode, formally known as chernobyl <grifferz> where we don't send global notices like on that opn! <grifferz> I mean er. oops. we did

#2265 by dg · rating 7.33 from 12 ratings

<andyc> but it involves shoving the mars bar inside a woman <Antony> imagine gettin pregnant from that <taz> you don't get pregnant from mars bars
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#2907 by Pinch · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<illumin> there was a guy in my school who looked liked a fransiscan monk at the age of 16
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#2937 by taras · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<pedagogue> I keep getting tony hawk and stephen hawking mixed up <taras> stephen hawking pro skater <grifferz> he could have like a sled <grifferz> instead of a wheelchair

#2962 by taras · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<Antony> stop it <Antony> you making me squeal with laughter
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#2996 by Zatoor · rating 7.33 from 12 ratings

<Zredded>* sutter pik på Bender.. <Zredded> Hvis han kommer, giver han så @ til alle?.. :D.. et af livets store spørgsmål..

#3052 by Randmaj^study · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

*[NY]Blaaskaeg er normal | <[NY]Blaaskaeg> pånær når det kommer til høns og grise :) | <[NY]Blaaskaeg> De skal tages hårdt og hurtigt
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#3093 by taras · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<tarantula> by the way grifferz...how you create pictures?? <grifferz> you have to be elite to have cow skillz, sorry <tarantula> man fucking with dog---it`s good....but how you create it....please teach me
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#3375 by morphy · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<tarantula> how about....no
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#3454 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<Sonic> thats not a valid reason to BAN <Sonic> i will go to #help and tell <Sonic> i am in help now <Sonic> and i am reporting you to Help <Sonic> <jackal> We will look intothe subject sonic. What you explained he did to you is a bannable offense, we might akill him if your story checks out. <-- Sonic invents member of blitzed staff in order to win internet argument

#3478 by grifferz · rating 7.33 from 6 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I have dreams about my teacher all the time <ben> " you have been a norty boy kevin" <ben> "i'm going to need to stick this ruler up your anus, i hope it is all pooey inside" <ben> "so you can lick it off" <ben> GLAD I DON'T GO TO THAT SCHOOL!!!
Quotes from #coattails

#3568 by Belatucadros · rating 7.33 from 9 ratings

<Romeo> grifferz please respond
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#3736 by taras · rating 7.33 from 12 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> What should I ask for for my birthday? <taras> iTrip <Fraggle> tictac's <grifferz> heterosexuality
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#3796 by dogzer · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<Ellie|working> because women know how to please other women better than men
Quotes from #coattails

#4023 by Lare · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> Morphine is a lesbian bot. Morphine wants to hear anyone talk about morphine.

#4031 by cheryl · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<Morphine> Adminning solaris is like watching toddlers run on your hands and kness and bark for me.
Quotes from #wow

#4197 by Kostas · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<Taggart> Put out or hearth out, that's all I'm saying.
Quotes from #blitzed

#4270 by Silencer · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

#4460 by konni · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

<@grifferz> what os do you reckon hawking uses? <@grifferz> beos. him and therioman <@Eyecon> fisher price <@Eyecon> speak-and-learn

#4722 by zedex · rating 7.33 from 3 ratings

-Crowley:#blitzed- 60 minute quote[1856 / 7.71]: www.dolphinsex.org: WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. <Antony> the only useful advice i've ever gained from this channel ^^

#913 · rating 7.30 from 10 ratings

<NeMIsEs> is this anything like aol

#1782 by |an · rating 7.30 from 10 ratings

<ben> irc isn't sad

#2327 by taras · rating 7.30 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> phil: YHBT YHL GTFOMN HAND <grifferz> phil: YHBT YHL GTFOMN HAND <grifferz> phil: YHBT YHL GTFOMN HAND <phil> !rot13 YHBT YHL GTFOMN HAND

#282 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 17 ratings

<Silencer> I will sacrifice 10 virgins! <CrazySpence> including yourself?

#1038 · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<G-Shock> don't u love farting, then putting u hand up your arse and smelling the methane such a buzz

#1187 · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> yes thats frc compliant <MrFridge> frc even <MrFridge> frc <MrFridge> FUCK <MrFridge> RFC

#1462 · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<dOokie^^> even lesbians have tits

#1557 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> best get motivated <MrFridge> actually <MrFridge> fuck it

#1692 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<opivy> you fear my writting <Syro> i fear your speling <Syro> to

#1937 by taz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> !goatshtats <grifferz> haven.uk.eu.Xnet.org goat shtats: current[88] max[151] (uptime: 41 days, 22:35:42) <MrFridge> whewn sid gfoatr shtsts gwet afged ?

#1951 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

* Matty_B is listening to Pokemon - pika pika pika (techno)

#2014 by strtok · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<taz> Lysergic Acid Diethylamide <taz> nah think I'll stick with the beer <taz> you know where you are with beer <taz> also it means i wont wake up tomorrow morning wondering why the lightshade is trying to kill me whilst singing spice girls music

#2117 by taras · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> CAN you rape an animal <ben> how would know if the cow consented? <leE> they always fucking concent!

#2369 by crazyspence · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<Louise> everybody needs andy in their living room <Louise> to go on his your/you're rant <Louise> and be generally pedantic and cruel. :) <grifferz> and then, at night, I can take comfort in how the best thing that people say about me is that I'm pedantic and cruel!

#2516 by IZS · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<fondof> I am banned because my socks

#2717 by taras · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<Dan> If you add an 'e' to swat <Dan> you get "swear"
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#2739 by RufFiaN · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

* thai00 has joined #blitzed <grifferz> FUCK OFF <thai00> !list <grifferz> YES <grifferz> YOU <grifferz> FUCK OFF <thai00> !list <grifferz> THERE IS NO WAREZ <grifferz> NOTHING TO DOWNLOAD <grifferz> FUCK OFF * thai00 has left #blitzed

#2756 by taras · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<strtok> ShadowRage: you've been trolled for the last 15 minutes <ShadowRage> strtok: I know :P <ShadowRage> I caught on.. decided to go along because antony needed a friend LOL
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#2815 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

* Dag_21030 mener ikke man behøver være bøsse for at pule andre bagfra... | <Dag_21030> et hul er et hul - lær det!
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#3075 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<Shen> to me,age is but a number :) <Shen> you're as young as you feel ,right :) <zeen> i couldn't finger a 70 year old grandma <zeen> so age does matter!
Quotes from #coattails

#3260 by Vaun · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

* calen|afk is back from Bathroom. I was gone for 3hrs 20mins —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
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#3470 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<ben> the only thing me and phil kern have in commmon <ben> is that we both like playing in poo

#3498 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

Tux has quit [Quit: "Silence is Foo." -Woody Woodpecker] <Grievre> misquote <Grievre> daffy duck said that <Grievre> oh fuck I'm furry
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#3580 by Belatucadros · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<Romeo> i am going to pee down with the news <morphy> like any good journalist <morphy> pissing on the public with information
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#4523 by konni · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<@Kukuman> you're one to talk mr nipple sucker <+konni> please <+konni> mr clit sucker <+Belatucadros> haha konni has been upgraded <+Belatucadros> maybe, someday, the girl will touch him
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#4938 by grifferz · rating 7.29 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> http://www.physlink.com/Education/AskExperts/ae433.cfm <GeorgeWBush> it's wrong <grifferz> do you have an alternative theory that explains the results of those experiments? <GeorgeWBush> grifferz, look on the net <GeorgeWBush> or type "Einstein was wrong" aether <GeorgeWBush> grifferz, how do you explain UFOs then?
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2526 by Tekken · rating 7.27 from 15 ratings

<Tallens> !rateqoute 2514 1 <Tallens> det virker ikke tekken.!? <Tekken> Tallens: for du ikke noget af vide? <Tallens> Tekken_ nope nothing <Tallens> TekkenWork |: den sir' sig ingan ting <Tekken> det hedder rateqUOte og ikke rateqOUte
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#2851 by taras · rating 7.27 from 11 ratings

<pedagogue> A/S/L??????????/////// AM KOREA, WILL RICE FOR YOU!!!!!111111111 <pedagogue> WTF IS U ROUND-EYE SO U IS NOT HAVE KOREA SKILLZ FRO PASSIONATING U 44/KOREA/M KAKAK <pedagogue> KEKEKEKE U IS ~~~STUPID MANNER~~~ ^^
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#2939 by Tekken · rating 7.27 from 11 ratings

<[TA]FX> Jeg blev ringet op af Bender tidligere :) | <Tekken|Alice|Hynne|Zatoor> jeg stod også og grinede, da min computer tog telefonen og ringede | <Arnumerne> Tekken|Alice|Hynne|Zatoor: er det ikke meget normalt?!?!? | <Tekken|Alice|Hynne|Zatoor> nej, det tror jeg ikke | <Arnumerne> shit så har jeg en unormal computer!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quotes from #blitzed

#768 · rating 7.27 from 15 ratings

<Joe_> take grifferz, he/ she has no clue

#562 · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<Bogsnuggle> grifferz is a bully.

#645 · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<ben> Andy: nah...i never rubbed it in her face

#870 · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<Derik> americans pigs fuks....(I`m brazilian) SSSepultura _\|/_ <grifferz> I AM AMERICAN PIG FUCK YOU DO CHICKEN

#915 · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

*** MrMoves changes topic to '[http://www.uk.blitzed.org] Op up for grabs! applicant must be prepared to suck cock' <britgirl> no i know why my sister had ops in here

#1090 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> dontcha hate words with G in them <Rebekah> like unecessarily

#1107 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<MilkybarKid> i got banned from vcd-movies on efnet for slappin someone with a fish

#1208 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<ben> julie don't like me going near her batty <Ms^Chinese^Food> dont go there ben <ben> me julie say it is dirty

#1242 · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<ypd> britgril hi m or f <grifferz> ypd: are you a moron? <ypd> m 20. <ypd> moron? <ypd> what moron?

#1319 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

* grifferz sows the seeds of love * grifferz gets a tissue

#1381 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<andyc> what does w00t mean again :)

#1384 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> binoculars, brb <Rebekah> im not nosey <Rebekah> just wanna see what he looks like

#1386 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<kelbo> how do you not know what morris code is <frazel> tat tat tat <Trax|Away> morris code, something to do with welsh dancers?

#1485 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<sk8er43> 9adam <topless_babe> GO AWAY HE'S MINE GAY POOF <grifferz> lol <topless_babe> FUCK OFF YOU STALKERGRIFFERZ

#1518 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<|an> camp people are so gay

#1621 · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Adam> Why do we have to have spastics on our courses. <Adam> But he sounds like the fucking monster-bloke of goonies. <Adam> He keeps screaming out..

#1753 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

*** |an` (irc@him.into.anal.is.an.anagram.of.ian-hamilton.com) has joined #uk

#1840 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Darren> were is your lass grif louise

#1916 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Legind> Andryan I looked for that script, and found that turks have many broken links

#1955 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

* Wafer fucks tina <starlet> that was extremely disappointing

#2145 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<strtok> i want to buy penis.info

#2146 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<marky> therioman: grifferz is a form of gimp bitch in a mirror.

#2175 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<ben> they have a bar and function room <grifferz> do they have a dysfunction room <ben> no that would cost extra, and i haven't invited tom anyway
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#2257 by DiNKyDi · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<TheSaint> its true.. my penis is only 3 inches <TheSaint> but most girls like it that wide :p
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#2301 by taras · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> and also, my mate worked at mcd's, he said, never eat there, cos one day he found a dog in the milkshake
Quotes from #newzbin

#2568 by Torrent · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

[11:13] <Peter_Pan> you once had sex with a sheep [11:13] <Statler> i wouldn't say thats wrong [11:13] <Statler> ask Kalante ;)

#2685 by Pinch · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

(Goobert) I love cock
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#3175 by Mully · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<Harbringer> !quite

#3186 by Tramtrist · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

* \ sets mode: +m | * ChanServ sets mode: -m | <\> fucking chan | <\> y 4 chan get to tell us what to do | <\> slaves to chan | <\> like bela to rats | <\> inc to food like rats to belas face

#3229 by Kostas · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<Oduke> {turn to page 91} OH NOS! You awake from your slumber to find your self strapped to a barber style chair naked. Tyden looming above you with a razor in hand!

#3340 by trendwhore · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

< tarantula> if you not stop harass i`m on my script

#3378 by morphy · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<Dunks> there a way to transfer meat?
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#3439 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> griffer <grifferz> yo <OfficeRabbit> what is your favourite pokemon?

#3486 by tom · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<taras> is ASIO Asynchronous I/O? <taras> !define ASIO <find> Asio: n : a genus of European owls

#3727 by mailman · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

(@Kukuman) everyone loved my costume but nobody danced with me (@CrazySpence) you didnt dress up as a flaming homo did you?
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#3941 by Kostas · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Taggart|Home2> They do NOT look like the fantastic four. <Taggart|Home2> They look like a hollywood cash cow fresh out of milk.

#3943 by Belatucadros · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Taggart> I dunno. You know how blitzed is. One oper decides to fuck someone and the rest don't have the interest to unfuck them.
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4097 by Raiders · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Elgko> Totalt nu kan jeg ikke se på mig selv mens jeg spiller pik :(
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#4168 by Plaminator · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Laura> me and the other girl in my office today have decided we are fucking [...] the rest of the day
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#4296 by zedex · rating 7.25 from 8 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Hello andy <grifferz> hi kevin <sonorous> morning kevin <OfficeRabbit> morning sonorous <OfficeRabbit> I have to go now, goodbye <grifferz> well done <grifferz> champion ircer

#4310 by Kukuman · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<synfx> i wank 30 minutes each way to and from uni four days a week
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#4418 by MrsIrB · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<@IrBovine> he's got a pointy thing, i've got a pointy thing. 01fuck any other rule, i'm stabbing his as
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#4520 by JimmY^zZzZzZz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Eyecon> bill gates must have huge nads in order that he can fill the vast bag of wank that windows really is
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#5499 by chrisjrob · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

09:07 < issyl0> How are you? 09:07 <@Dominic> hm, odd

#5562 by Dominic · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Faye> I think it's about four inches <kfullert> no, it's more like 8 inches
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#5624 by Robert · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<leica> so what did st. valentine do? <Paul2> sleep around? <Paul2> st tomalak is the patron saint of being ignored. there is no day to celebrate this

#5670 by tomalak · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [seanw/@spwhitton] Wondering what instant messenging protocol everyone uses these days, and why I'm not on it. <spb> apart from "because nobody wants to talk to you" ?

#5672 by tomalak · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<dutchie> the internet appears to be on its period today
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#5683 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<dbeer> oh dear Desmond is on the bandwagon defending Madriva <mdm> "bandwagon" implies that more than one person is on it
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#5759 by grifferz · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<Meerkatski> does your mother know you're an alcoholic <Meerkatski> MEERKATSKI has spoken <dutchie> why are you now Meerkatski? <Meerkatski> why are you still dutchie <dutchie> because nothing has changed <Meerkatski> exactly
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#5773 by lanky · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<chrisjrob> i think my liking LaTeX is down to a strange fetish for markup

#5845 by Dominic · rating 7.25 from 4 ratings

<robert_> so don't diss it, bro
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#1703 by grifferz · rating 7.22 from 9 ratings

-strtok:@#uk- [WallOP:#uk] hey how come i dont have root -ben:@#uk- [Ops:#uk] you're not sucking andy's nob -strtok:@#uk- [WallOP:#uk] i will do

#1923 by grifferz · rating 7.22 from 9 ratings

<ben> tina: i've seen people eating poo straight from the ass <dOokie^^> erm ben, good night last night then? <grifferz> all we need now is for bens mum to see that <ben> andy: why? who do you think is eating the poo?

#2133 by grifferz · rating 7.22 from 9 ratings

<taras> this rich woman up the road is paying me to mow her lawn <grifferz> lol, does she ask you to inspect her bush? <taras> heh yes <taras> it smells of herbs

#2355 by taras · rating 7.22 from 9 ratings

<deophite> strtok, I've heard semen tastes like mayonnaise.. is that true? <strtok> no, it tastes like olives <deophite> I had olive oil on chicken <deophite> actually <deophite> do dicks taste like chicken?
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#2834 by |louise| · rating 7.22 from 9 ratings

<[xXx]Nico_Den_Dovne_B}{_> det er fordi muzta's penis er så lille... så når han regner i mm... blir han glad *GG*
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#572 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> but the differnece is, I lust after young girls on the internet

#621 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<dOokie^^> we all snogged one of the other girls in the room, and <dOokie^^> all I'm saying is men are better snogs<dOokie^^> and no, we didnt film it

#804 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> hello my good woman, would you like to buy a jar of hippo semen?

#962 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<Adam> http://webcamnow.com/unmonitored/?agree=I+agree+to+the+above+terms <Adam> it's usually full of gimps <Adam> with their cocks out

#1202 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<SilverWeed> asmo shut up before i start sending your picture to people

#1299 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<^Milky^> GRIFF...IF I EVER GET HOLD OF YOU...I WILL YER FECKIN INTESTINES OUT AND SHOVEM DOWN YER GOB

#1546 · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<PT> u spelt Eleet wrong its leet

#1828 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<starlet> i LOVE gay sex!! <|an> i was asleep at the time though

#1944 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<Adam> what you want is a good old hardened liverpudlian slut whose so manq. bouncers r scared of er.

#2008 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<the_real_muppet> you can song and have no vaginal reaction <grifferz> I can? <grifferz> superb

#2021 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<strtok> my hand smells like wank

#2657 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<Antony> wow, LART actually has a meaning

#2778 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<taras> heh the women in this look like the blitzed female contingent <taras> apart from the nice looking ones
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#3102 by Zatoor · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<@[SHH]Louise> Grolis er også i gang <@[SHH]Louise> Han tager dem bagfra

#3288 by BanZaiKaj · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

[22:33:15] <{DU}Kingston> jammen hvor fanden skulle jeg vide at toilet sex var det lort? | [22:33:57] <Sleipner> Kingston > toilet sex.. gæt dig frem til det. hvad laver man på et tiolet? | [22:34:09] <{DU}Kingston> Sleip>> hakker pik? | [22:34:18] <Sleipner> Kingston > borset fra det | [22:34:40] <{DU}Kingston> Sleip>> nuller sine boller:D
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#3813 by grifferz · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> is Bristol in Ireland? <OfficeRabbit> It's one of those places that could be anywhere <OfficeRabbit> Like Newcastle

#4006 by synfx · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<puki> Plus, soon I get total access with my "dg" bot from "ben" <Alex> so will you make it do tricks? <puki> Dunno <puki> Might be a bit hard to work - my last bot banned me from my channel
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#4261 by Taggart · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<Tarantula> not what the fuck Kostas...russian mafia is powerful device in all world!!!!! quote this
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#4437 by zedex · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<Silencer> the only way to make bopm reread conf file is to restart it right? <Silencer> oops, no irc support for bopm

#4606 by synfx · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> It was my first absinthe experience :( <OfficeRabbit> But unfortunately, iI think I may have given a guy a blowjob <OfficeRabbit> I was convincing him it wouldn't be awkward in the morning <OfficeRabbit> And this french girl who fancies me walked in <OfficeRabbit> But I have a vague recollection of cock in my face

#4654 by synfx · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<synfx> heh, graphing calculators <synfx> we got to play with them once. i drew the union jack on mine <Jimmy> i drew a swastika on mine

#4823 by Belatucadros · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

<chrisg> fucks sake im such a stressy cunt
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#5002 by Cara · rating 7.20 from 5 ratings

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#17 by Silencer · rating 7.18 from 17 ratings

<grifferz> erm, I'm 25, I don't chase 12 year old girls :) <Silencer> they're 14 and 13 mostly <grifferz> OH THAT'S OK THEN <grifferz> phone numbers, Silencer

#91 by taras · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<kertiz> is marky a bot!? <marky> kertiz: Heh you'll never be accused of having a shining wit!

#181 by taras · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<strtok> ever try to lick your own nob? <strtok> its hard

#410 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<bladerunner> somone whos saying u dont need a humb to run a network is bumb

#443 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<shox> what's a spooge anyway?

#749 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<Emma> i aint a farma <Emma> u wank adict

#859 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> heh you think I'm gay and fancy ian? <britgirl> well <britgirl> i know ian fancies you <britgirl> and i love being the matchmaker <britgirl> so... if you were gay and fancied ian, it would help <-- Welcome to Lisa's World

#880 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<ptbc> my tits itch, someone scratch them

#953 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<MrMoves> helen, you're a woman on irc at 4am when griffs just coming to life.. you've gotta be after some sexual gratification

#975 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<Santa_Claus> if half the girls at leeds uni kissed me I die <Santa_Claus> probably from an infection

#1473 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<MetalMickey2> amber, are u homosexual? <Iain> amber: more importantly are there pics?

#1592 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> stop fucking moaning ian you big girl

#1665 by grifferz · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

[17:34:00] <^Fire-Man^> 1,19so what do u say will u tell me the password to be come a IRCop i promise u and i swear down dead if u tell me and i be come a IRCop i will not tell a living soul the password for it k

#1736 by grifferz · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I REALLY need to get drunk <ben> YEAH <ben> YOU DO <ben> AND THEN I CAN SEDUCE YOU

#1896 by grifferz · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<trappist> i exist for the underground <dOokie^^> picadilly or waterloo line?

#1992 by strtok · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<taz> i like a line of chuff hair, about a cm wide. shaven either side of that. very attractive, a big furry triangle makes you think about chicken kebabs

#2012 by grifferz · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<Louise> I AM DRUK :) <Louise> i don't drive spanishi <Louise> speak. <Louise> speak soanish <Louise> HISRT. <Louise> shit.' <Louise> spanish.

#2033 by grifferz · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<slashbyte> Now please unban me, or face the consequences.

#2140 by strtok · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

* taras sucks * strtok moans

#2377 by grifferz · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<Dee> ohhh <Dee> gradwell have a server in fareham <Dee> http://www.gradwell.com/corp/design/machines.cfm?cfid=110318&cftoken=65848466&RequestTimeOut=500 <MrFridge> logged in as dean@earlsoft.co.uk <Dee> oops :o)
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#2848 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<Smeagol^ZzZ> [23:13:30] * Crowley was kicked by Bender (flood) <---- BWA HA HA HA!!! så kan han lære det... dumme bot
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#3223 by ros · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<\> ya national kiss day.. my ass is waiting

#3650 by Belatucadros · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<Kevin> [19:18] taras: kevin is just like andy [19:18] taras: changes completely when bela + tram come here [19:18] taras: to try to impress them
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#4602 by Daneinc · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

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#1303 · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<zeen> i wish i was queer

#4465 by OfficeRabbit · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<@grifferz> always more seaweed than I want to eat. how should it be stored? <+MiX> i dunno, ask #kelp?
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#4815 by Rakanichu · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

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#4867 by Jimmy · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<CRAZYBOY> HELLO EASY FUTURE <Belatucadros> HELLO <CRAZYBOY> how are you <Belatucadros> talk in #wow please <Belatucadros> I get confused <CRAZYBOY> ok <CRAZYBOY> where is the chanel <Belatucadros> #wow <CRAZYBOY> oh no <Belatucadros> yes <CRAZYBOY> ohter chanel <CRAZYBOY> asl <Belatucadros> #wow <CRAZYBOY> ohter <Belatucadros> ohter yes <Belatucadros> talk in #wow
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#5326 by zedex · rating 7.17 from 6 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> I'm still banned on #ubuntu-uk though <GeorgeWBush> or should I say, #ubuntu-anti-trans
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#4262 by mark · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<Tarantula> ou cmon grifferz you old and not understand young people...young people like jokes..but you very serious in this

#4493 by taras · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<sonorous> damn my spelling is appauling
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#5009 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

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#460 · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> my eyes are bleeding it is so painful talking to this person

#547 by erik · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<strtok> i told lilo i want his babies <grifferz> shame he replied, "that will be $10 please"

#780 · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

* grifferz thinks about sucking mca's dick * grifferz licks his lips

#1114 · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<G-Shock[Away]> can't stand period drama's <Loon> me neither... PMT is a nightmare for blokes too!

#1666 by grifferz · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

*** cYBEr_dOg (jhghjghj@212.49.245.220) Quit (well goodbye for now, I have only tonight to milk 4000 chickens)

#2103 by grifferz · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<Rebekah> knock knock <ben> who's there? <Rebekah> a little old lady <angelic> a little old lady who <Rebekah> no need to yodel!
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#2668 by Pinch · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<Injurious> my toe smells like fish <wc> you been foot fucking your mom again?
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#3224 by ros · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<Belatucadros> bring it on <Belatucadros> quotebot <grifferz> fair enough, but I expect it to be kicked and banned pretty quickly <Belatucadros> probably <roswork> that expectation exists for everyone

#3322 by Tramtrist · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<dilith> what happeend with this skald <BalaM|lifesucks> god damn <BalaM|lifesucks> why do u ask <dilith> cause to know * \ has joined #bedevere <\> CAUSE TO KNOW * \ has left #bedevere
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#3435 by Tekken · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<@Thoughtrand> Altså nu har jeg set tekken 1on1 og kun haft Bender på telefonen, men jeg vil påstå at Tekken er mere mand end bender ( Hvem har for eksempel hånden opppe i røven på hvem )
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#3634 by OfficeRabbit · rating 7.14 from 7 ratings

<Jynxter> <3 tiny titties
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#3934 by |louise| · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<Patrizia> Min ene rotte har bidt den anden i tisseren :S
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#234 by grifferz · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<perlguy> they're education system is simply pathetic

#376 by MrFridge · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> and you can fuck off as well Johny <Johny> YES <Johny> im fuck very well <grifferz> oh god what have I started

#1204 · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<ben> she wanted to see cock? <vinsta> no ben, not yours ;) <ben> damn <ben> i cleaned it today

#1257 · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

#1633 · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<SilverWeed> i learned that while watching some documentary about these two girls connected at the forehead <SilverWeed> it was funny when theyd try and go different ways

#1795 by grifferz · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<Mimic> GAY WANKER <Mimic> FUCKING WHORE <Mimic> DICKHEAD <Mimic> STUPID SLUT <Mimic> UR MUMU IS A DYKE <Mimic> WANKER <Mimic> U KICK ME YESTERDAY <Mimic> FUCKING CUNT <Mimic> WANKER <Mimic> FUCKING LOSER <Mimic> GIVE ME A + PLEASE
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#2521 by Tekken · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

As nosser er nogle lækre dyr med hår
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#3230 by Tramtrist · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<@\> hope she burns in her boyfriends drug enduced semen

#3246 by Mythius · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<piespy> Hate you all

#3285 by Taggart · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<Vaun> i'm sorry jynx - <Vaun> sorry that people suck - <Jynxter> yea well... thats why we have coattails
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#3363 by taras · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<tom> I've never seen 2001 <ben> tom: did you know, if you don't see that movie by 2001 you die

#3980 by Antony · rating 7.12 from 8 ratings

<puki> I'm still profiling who is on who's side <Taggart> It's hard to tell sometimes, puki. Alliances shift. Sides are reshuffled daily. Spies abound. <puki> Yeh, but I don't want to have the wrong people wacked

#2191 by taras · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

<marky> imap_rfc822_parse_adrlist -- parses an errect penis
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#4162 by grifferz · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> I mean what could be more satisfying than a rapid fire cartridge gun for example? <magistra> NO <magistra> no guns <grifferz> ffs <grifferz> no glue guns then <grifferz> no staple guns then <grifferz> if I had a gun that fired love onto the upturned faces of kittens <grifferz> would that be bad <Eyecon> I have a gun that fires love onto peoples faces
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#1236 · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

<Mark> who's baboon? <baboon> I R BABOON

#1560 · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

<zeen> u r a spoilt little fucking prick who thinks they can run over people like me <zeen> i hope you die young and i hope i can be over you when it happends <zeen> and i really do mean that u fucking prick

#1914 by ben · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

*** Mick (ph34r@co3002105-a.belrs1.nsw.optushome.com.au) Quit (Quit: Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (hmm, no reason)))) <grifferz> LOOK QUICK EVERYONE MICK HAS BEEN AKILLED <grifferz> QUICK EVERYONE PACKET DALNET THE BASTARDS <strtok> that quit msg always gets me

#2143 by taras · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

<swat> why are all my quotes <swat> the completely moronic ones ? <tom> because you are complete moron?

#3271 by taras · rating 7.11 from 9 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> grifferz has hairy legs! <tarantula> very forestly legs <tarantula> let`s kill him

#129 by taras · rating 7.10 from 10 ratings

<marky> No i am your daddy now bend over time for the earth to rotate once on its axis.

#183 by grifferz · rating 7.10 from 10 ratings

* taras touches dont-touch-my-butt's butt <taras> wait a minute you are a girl right <dont-touch-my-butt> no, i'm not a girl, that's why I don't want anyone touching my butt

#1173 · rating 7.10 from 10 ratings

<zeen> shut up oper <zeen> your more annoying than me

#2036 by grifferz · rating 7.08 from 12 ratings

<Phonicoholic> nah, u don't believe that crap do u? <Phonicoholic> Like mobile phones can kill u <Phonicoholic> and fags give u cancer <tom> you don't believe cigarettes give you cancer?! <Phonicoholic> Of course not <Phonicoholic> I somke about 10 a day, and I'm fine <Phonicoholic> just another government scare story <Phonicoholic> like BSE
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#2728 by snappy · rating 7.08 from 13 ratings

<Goobert> I'm a faggot
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#76 by strtok · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<tom> ask strtok <tom> he made it :) <tom> ERIK * Chris pokes strtok <tom> don't do that <tom> he's gay

#209 by taras · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I haven't had this much fun since 1982 <strtok> what was 1982, your first wood? <grifferz> I was 6 in 1982, erik
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#5160 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

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#450 · rating 7.00 from 12 ratings

[18:56] <^rufus^> bye bye [19:02] <^rufus^> bye bye [19:07] <^rufus^> I have to go now [19:08] <^rufus^> yeah I will go............soon [19:16] <^rufus^> BYE ALL!!!!! [19:17] <^rufus^> I really have to go [19:19] <^rufus^> bye all [19:23] <^rufus^> ok bye [19:27] <^rufus^> bye all [19:28] <^rufus^> BYE!!!!!!!!

#680 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<Twinkle> ok im not aciidemically bright sorrry i spelt it wrong

#702 · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

*** Quits: Matt_18 (Get Christian Command v4.0 at http://www.bornagain.net/cc/)

#751 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I am from Slough in the UK. Fortunately I was not born there. You can tell this because my knuckles do not drag on the floor and I have less than 10 children and no criminal convictions :)

#797 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<Kappa> You dont know what you people are doing <Kappa> Im a Top Hacker

#834 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<britgirl> i told char you said that she was a spaz <britgirl> and she just grunted

#891 · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<griffsmomma> i LOVE U GRIFF <griffsmomma> u have suck a small cock <griffsmomma> and i want u

#978 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<taz> I wan't to eat a lesbian <taz> they taste nicer <taz> well they don't have cum up them

#984 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<ben> i must get myself a clitoris

#1042 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<SilverWeed> but my teacher was the owner of the companys girlfriend

#1046 · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<|an> helen did you know that you are insane <Aeriss> yes Ianggagagagang

#1126 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<|an> i can spell perfecetly well thanks <|an> and dotn een think about addquoting that

#1131 · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Rebekah> you should have seen my last saturday <Rebekah> i was totally trollied out of my arse

#1143 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<le3> .. / .- -- / .- -. / . .-.. .. - . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .... .- -..- -..- --- .-. <le3> that's morse for <le3> I am an elite morse code haxxor

#1157 · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<|an> life doesnt get any better than this * MrMoves fists |an <|an> ok, now it does :)

#1232 · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<PimpTastic> msg nickserv ghost andyc keyplus

#1249 · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<adam> Andy, i've found a way to apparently fix those aliased interfaces for which binding is not possible. By setting all of the broadcasts to the appropriate inet addr of that interface. <adam> Or did you change them for a reason? <grifferz> no, do it if you think it's right *** Disconnected

#1256 · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

#1316 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<Krud> my dad is a dick <Dragon> runs in the family ?

#1347 · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

*** _Vickers_ has quit IRC (grifferz - your a Power hungry GAY grifferz - your a Power hungry GAY grifferz - your a Power hungry GAY grifferz - your a Power hungry GAY)

#1348 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<zeen> if i show u my dick your probably get white hair <{[RA]}> ýf you were here ý'll show you sheep

#1394 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<old_katie> old_katie = desperate

#1436 · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<taz> I had a blow job tonight <taz> why did I just say that <taz> a nice 23 year old <taz> normally they are 15

#1454 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<ben> www.benguin.co.uk <ben> my pictures are there <ukbabe> u look very sexy

#1520 · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<|an> me: i've dropped out of university <|an> richard: i'm dropping out of college to become a gay animal porn star <|an> dad (in all seriousness): are you gay ian?

#1540 · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<strtok> the thing about the UK that scares me the most is the police, they look funky <strtok> funny hats <strtok> and handcuffs hanging out

#1544 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<shox> he has one of those faces a spastic has <starlet> he's actually pretty

#1578 · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

* EsBaR 2 grifferz için bir buket gül sunar.13@}3-->-->--- 8@}3-->-->--- 4@}3-->-->---13@}3-->-->--- 8@}3-->-->--- 4@}3-->-->--- 13@}3-->-->--- 8@}3-->-->--- 4@}3-->-->--- 13@}3-->-->--- 8@}3-->-->--- 4@}3-->-->---

#1601 · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<taz> I need to do some password changing <taz> .ns set password aS9248tQwx <taz> fhekruwf <taz> but not to that

#1652 · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

-d00d- 9,1((~7,1F4U13C7K15U 8G9A4Y6N15E10S14S9,1~))1,9HeY6 grifferz 1SAY GOODBYE D00D!9,1((~7,1f4u13c7k15u 8G9A4Y6N15E10S14S9,1~))

#1707 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<MiX> slut abigail <MiX> salut too

#1717 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Jim> I will h4x0r joo <strtok> <Jim> I will h4x0r joo <---LMAO <Jim> what i spelt it right <Jim> wait <Jim> *j00

#1732 by ben · rating 7.00 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> haha <grifferz> matt has become a cube monkey <Rebekah> oh like cubey things in offices <grifferz> no becks <grifferz> like an actual cube ina zoo <grifferz> with matt as a monkey <grifferz> inside it <grifferz> instead of being at work <Rebekah> i like them

#1734 by ben · rating 7.00 from 11 ratings

<grifferz> I don't read work email at home <ben> who would <grifferz> lots of people do <ben> then they are sad <taz> I do

#1792 by MrFridge · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<skold> Nichola, inviting/spamming is punishable by akill anyhow. <Nichola> akill? <Nichola> Who's akill?

#1808 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<AnnA> 13i hate lesbians <ben> get out then you bigot <AnnA> 13i ain't no bigot <AnnA> 13what is a bigot?

#1826 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<strtok> women dont know how to give blowjobs

#1851 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<|an> and besides louise is a big fat whore. she easily counts for 10% of silicon valley.

#1858 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<strtok> ive got big hot wet flaps waiting for you to penetrate my deep core

#1862 by taz · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<trappist> u a friend of matt? <Wafer> well irc type friend <trappist> cool <trappist> i have a section of hair that grows out of my head at an angle

#1869 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<starlet> i ripped my pants whilst masturbating

#1875 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<starlet> what's this irc network called? <starlet> xnet?

#1901 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<leE> the temple of respect?!?!? isn't that the bdsm club? <trappist> they can sense the vibrations in the room <trappist> you'l come to it <trappist> in inverted commas

#1905 by taz · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<Angel> half hour and its new years | Actual Time : Saturday December 30 2000 -- 23:36 +00:00

#1908 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<Alakazam> me2 im fucked already and iv only had 1/2 a bottle of after shock <Alakazam> fuckin hell ive never seen red sick b4

#1924 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<Rebekah> erik i love you <strtok> Yeay! <Rebekah> now be quiet

#1927 by ben · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<dOokie^^> i really want to get laid <grifferz> well I'm free tomorrow hannah

#1984 by MrFridge · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> anyone who can set their pubes on fire and catch it on camera clearly, and send it to us <Le_Femme_Chic> will the kettle adapter work?!?!?!

#1995 by MrFridge · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<Le_Femme_Chic> oo guess wot? <Le_Femme_Chic> ive shit myself with a BB gun

#2006 by ben · rating 7.00 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> just an old laser printer I salvaged from work <grifferz> ibm 4039 <grifferz> slow, big, noisy <grifferz> but free :) <taz> like paula then

#2035 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> i didnt wash my hair this morning and i feel like a rather large mong <Rebekah> from planet mong <Rebekah> descendant of queen mong

#2048 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<Blitzia> strtok has set rebekah to 1 points <Rebekah> YAY! <Rebekah> im a genius. <Blitzia> strtok has set grifferz to 5 points <Rebekah> ah fuck yao.

#2053 by MrFridge · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<taz> I had a dream last night which at some point in it I was porking a woman and half way through I got up to reboot a server.
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#5156 by Hynne · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

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#2068 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<celerystick> fuk u, u retarted bastard ass licker <celerystick> is it just me or have i bin kicked outta loadza rooms?

#2148 by MrFridge · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> marky is the infinite monkey! <marky> MrFridge: Alarum within. Enter duncan, malcolm, donalbain, lennox, with attendants, meeting a bleeding sergeant.

#2227 by taras · rating 7.00 from 12 ratings

<strtok> you need some gay sex before you go to a place where it's illegal <ben> it's not illegal in israel <Spirit> its isn't? <ben> hope not
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#2279 by DiNKyDi · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<davidk> yes, i like jealusie... great respect for who she is and what she does... <Tux> yeah fear her powers!!
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#2307 by strtok · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<markk> im in vallejo <strtok> oh dear :) <markk> not bad here <strtok> it's extremely redneck <markk> i can catch and sell snakes for a living behind my house
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#2333 by K1llerV1ruS · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<ShadowTurtle> Nemesis: how going it dir ?
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#2363 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<taz> theres nothing better than a cat that is sat on your crotch with one of its back legs pretty much led across your nads and the other being used to scratch vigouresly the cat's neck in a nice vibrating fashion <grifferz> er, yes there is <Dee> it could be... <Dee> YOUR MOM!
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#2397 by Brandon^^ · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Brandon^^> My "fashion tips" are just repeated bullshit that girls impart to me. Do I sound convincing?

#2436 by Kukuman · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

[17:04] <Brandon^^> Type !list like the whore you are. [17:04] <PolarisHs> !list [17:04] * Eliza sets mode: +b *!*@61.110.182.136 [17:04] * PolarisHs was kicked by Eliza (No!)

#2467 by Torrent · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<Torrent> Just an asthetics thing, I think the question mark under the view type should be under the switch to foo/last 50 posts - but tha'ts just me <TalieseN> Just an asthetics thing, i think there should be some titties n whatnot in the backgroud, but tha'ts just me
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#2663 by IZS · rating 7.00 from 11 ratings

<dg> !units taras as fuckwit <find> dg: taras = 20 fuckwit
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#2505 by Torrent · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

[09:01] <Torrent> PP is grouchy in the morning I see ;) [09:02] <Bodach> Torrent, you would be 2 if you took it as long/hard as he does all night.

#2507 by Kukuman · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Kukuman> fuck, this level is literally impossible | <Moco> its not literally impossible | <Moco> thats impossible | *** Moco was kicked by sanskrit (literally kiss my ass)
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#2515 by Tekken · rating 7.00 from 10 ratings

<Tekken> Jeg havde det også glimrende med at være jomfru.. indtil KR kom forbi..

#2524 by Tekken · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

[TRD]-[Kram]Trud[SLAP] boller Haak <Trud> håber fandeme ik den citerer noget af det jeg har skrevet i aften hehe

#2528 by Randmaj · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

* Brafi_halvstiv kunne kneppe en gråspurv lige nu
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#2539 by Torrent · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

[22:24] <PinchedyourWEED> my friends are to stupied for irc

#2555 by Torrent · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

[14:27] *** IQ (gqr@a106205.upc-a.chello.nl) has joined channel #newzbin [14:27] * IQ slaps Peter_Pan around a bit with a large trout [14:27] *** IQ has left #newzbin
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#2579 by strtok · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<lucasmo> wgmon II will be a much better system. <lucas> I'm stealing your scanning engine, actually ;)
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#2597 by Randmaj · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

*** [DRA]Creative has quit IRC (Quit: Min telefon er altid slukket, når der er Horton Sagaen jeg vil simpelthen ikke forstyrres, når der er topunderholdning på programmet.)
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#2632 by taras · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<zeen> buying some of the old marching powder to make good friday a GOOD friday <zeen> me and my mates are celebrating jesus' death in style
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#2655 by Peter_Pan · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Timothy123> Looking for goldfish aquarium hack <Peter_Pan> go to #goldfish_aquarium_hack - * Timothy123 (~Timothy35@h002078d3ca7c.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #goldfish_aquarium_hack
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#2692 by Randmaj · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Hynne> I LKS spiller vi røv-dart <Hynne> Det involverer 2 spillere og et sæt rulleskøjter

#2759 by Randmaj · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<Randmaj^study> nejda, det er bare kreativ bogføring <Poppe[GK]> det er det jo også, når kæresten har orgasme :P
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#2817 by taras · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I would eat human if it was reasonably priced

#2823 by taras · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<taras> c:\mp3\ 12.8G :( <grifferz> haha spot the luser <grifferz> hint, it's the one whose slashes go in the luser direction <grifferz> \ = LUSER DIRECTION
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#2833 by Pinch · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

*** Silky_Smooth was kicked by genzou (Please go away.. Go bug D9, he loves it :))

#2835 by Genocaust · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<_CyRuSS_> !addquote <Peter_Pan> *i hate it when i dl pics from a pre-pre-teen group and its teen BOYS! EWWWWWWW!
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#2860 by ZaneHyn · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<Calem> JEG? JEG er det MEST UNORMALE MENNESKE i verden
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#2861 by taras · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<ownage> this is a gay christian channel? <taras> well we need somewhere to hang out <ownage> eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! ur all going to hEELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faggets
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#2868 by iota · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

::[(05:48:51am) @Genocaust ]:: the hot tub thing was unique ::[(05:48:59am) @Genocaust ]:: i ended up having a damn water jet going right up against my ass ::[(05:49:05am) @Genocaust ]:: sorta tickled the balls a bit
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#2891 by taras · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<Dee> w <Dee> oop <Dee> s/exec w <Dee> oh ffs
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#2912 by genzou · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

-Eliza:#newzbin- 238295 XXX:VCD (HiLow56) Mary-Kate and Ashley Girls Night Out
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#2926 by mark · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<st0rmy-> I'm having problems with my machine can anyone send me their /etc/shadow /etc/passwd files?
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#3028 by Zatoor · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<[SHH]OlDirtyJam> mener du ikke 'imponerende' ?! *G* [02:26] <[SHH]DirtyDande> hehe.. oki.. lidt imponerende var den da... <[SHH]OlDirtyJam> bare fordi du har en kæreste med mindreværdskomplekser
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#3032 by taras · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<Mike> senokot, go on, enjoy your day. Funny ad. She takes some senokot before bed. Dreams about running around a forest, probably shitting herself, and has to have a shower in the morning <Mike> no thanks

#3059 by crazyspence · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Spermatozoa> what would you do if your 13 year old cousin called you to buy her a pack of smokes? <grifferz> ask her for head <Spermatozoa> she is 13 sick fucker!
Quotes from #newzbin

#3125 by Suplyndmnd · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

[08:27pm] ·xx2000xx· i feel like i just picked up a hot chick, we kissed for a long ass time, then i went down on her, to find a big ass 8' black cock
Quotes from #blitzed

#3164 by mark · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<@strtok> .e/oper strtok er89wj21 <@strtok> er [ 5 mins later ] <@strtok> that's not really my oper password <@strtok> it was a joke! <@strtok> plus you'd need my i line password
Quotes from #coattails

#3195 by Tramtrist · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<\\server\share> we're a bunch of fucks | <\\server\share> assholes | <Finnel> yeah you guys are :( | <\\server\share> hahaha

#3215 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 10 ratings

<Kostas> been at one wedding and one reception in the last 10 <morphy> thats like me with funerals <morphy> always a pallbearer never a corpse
Quotes from #blitzed

#3284 by crazyspence · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> i have many girl in my life...... <tarantula> i`m fuck with many girl too.....i have super sexual life
Quotes from #coattails

#3389 by Taggart · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<xaal> I'm a convicted sex offender.
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#3334 by Alice · rating 7.00 from 8 ratings

<[SHH]Louise> sejt, der kommer evolution på søndag <Tallens> Evolution. er meget fed, så den i søndags
Quotes from #blitzed

#3458 by taras · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> "nigers"---i hate nigers!!! <grifferz> oh god here we go <tarantula> nigers is slave nation <ben> it's people like tarantula that convince me that i am in the top 5% of intelligent people on the planet

#3485 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

-grifferz:@+#blitzed- another freakachu drawn to #blitzed like a moth to a flame -Antony:@+#blitzed- he/she/it has been on blitzed for 6 months though, might be a keeper -grifferz:@+#blitzed- you are just hoping it's female, Antony -Antony:@+#blitzed- going out with someone from #blitzed would be off the scale weird, no offence to phil
Quotes from #coattails

#4026 by Taggart · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<Romeo> belatucadros is founder of coattails. <Morphine> Founder of coattails!

#3612 by Kostas · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

OMG WHAT THE FUCK ITS BELA SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T TALK
Quotes from #blitzed

#3613 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Silencer> * Quits: Fraggle (~andrew@CPE00c049e33823-CM3438333433393333.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) (Excessive 3 in hostname)
Quotes from #coattails

#3751 by Taggart · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<Grimmel> Office <Grimmel> Shut the fuck up <Grimmel> You don't even know me <Grimmel> Tremens, no one likes you <Grimmel> Lare, you're just here
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#3763 by Ravey · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> yes, BloodLocust, my mother is a man.

#3788 by morduun · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<Ion-Storm> Wonder why this Channel atracts wierdos
Quotes from #blitzed

#3831 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<taras> i think ravey might be planning something <taras> he hacked my ip and i just saw someone outside my window <taras> i think it was bloodlocust or possibly officerabbit
Quotes from #coattails

#3877 by Belatucadros · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I've assimilated all the useful bits and left it behind. now it just has tramtrist in it

#4042 by trendwhore · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Glad morphine is out of you.

#4051 by Lare · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> If i had i wouldn't have any further complaint about the afk|mexican.

#4108 by Tremens · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Cheryl is the lowest portion of the action by the oceanfull now I play short, you spicy food loving faggot!

#4169 by MrsIrB · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Vette is a druid engineer.
Quotes from #blitzed

#4171 by Antony · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<IdleRPGBot> PulseRadio, Antony, king_cnut, and Alex have been chosen by the gods to go sit in the naughty corner for fork-bombing a vital Blitzed server. Quest to end in 0 days, 21:23:35.

#4226 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<CrushCo> How very useful. As if I care about the British language.. <CrushCo> FreeBSD, eh? Crappy shit. If it isn't Windows, it's shit. <CrushCo> irssi? 0.8.9? They can't even get to version 1??
Quotes from #wat

#4277 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<M0RHI> woo, 61p interest this month <M0RHI> *wanks*

#4285 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<dj1yfk> my mother smokes crack rocks. <sonorous> FAB! <sonorous> hey dude :-) <sonorous> haha <dj1yfk> gay nickname

#4289 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> ASDA's GEORGE range has a new padded jacket with room for explosies * gm0tge embraces our new inclusive society

#4292 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<m5ric> playing a yohan set @ trance energy, if mp3's could get worn out this one would have cracks in it

#4294 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> all I say is fucking fair play for learning a foreign language <sonorous> I know nothing but English <gm0tge> its difficult <gm0tge> its handy.. to be able to abuse someone without risking your licence <gm0tge> "your mother does 3 goats at the same time" is offensive in english

#4307 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> I'll post SOABCNBA

#4416 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<M3PHP> btw you got housing for your first year at uni? <M0RHI> should have somewhere on campus, but getting a letter out of them has some connotations with blood and stones

#4423 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<m5ric> wtf, i do a search for annie lennox - saddest song and i get "women and daughter have sex with the milkman" !!!!!!!!
Quotes from #blitzed

#4441 by konni · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<+konni> stop talking about lame graphics cards and say hello to jenni. <@Kukuman> OMG A GIRL -!- Kukuman [Kukuman@sr-247.srge02.resnet.ubc.ca] has left #blitzed []
Quotes from #wat

#4499 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

* MM0RHI plots <sonorous> heh <sonorous> what are you plotting lid? <MM0RHI> How to win this girl's heart, and stuff <sonorous> aww <sonorous> hmm not so easy when you haven't known her for too long <sonorous> I cannot give advice because obviously I need advice from someone too :( <MM0RHI> indeed <sonorous> !! <MM0RHI> to the first comment <MM0RHI> fool <MM0RHI> if I was going to abuse you, I'd do it in capitals, bolded
Quotes from #wow

#4517 by \ · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<@IrBovine> zomg rigged, etc <@IrBovine> scores more inflated than xaal's last date
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4524 by Raiders · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<+Rakanichu> Alfa nej jeg er besat
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4543 by poedgirl · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Jimmy> "grifferz" can go fuck himself
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4617 by Cara · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

Quotes from #wow

#4634 by Belatucadros · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Sverige> STROLL STROLL HOTDOG
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#4670 by BitchenZidana · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

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#4685 by Antony · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

(in query on 20th December) <sonorous> where you going? <sonorous> how long for? <Antony> belgium, 21-26 <sonorous> spending christmas there then?
Quotes from #wat

#4701 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> there is a bar in this town that will have a "31 hour drinks marathon" <gm0tge> life is so shite up there that they need that to go into a new year without commiting suicide

#4731 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> id leave her bleeding from all 3 places
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#4771 by Jimmy · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<synfx> ubuntu is an ancient african word that means something to do with making linux easy to use <Antony> wow, they had linux in ancient africa?

#4779 by Jimmy · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

-16:11:04- <TerrorBite> int main( void ){ while( true ){ fork( main ); } } -16:11:46- <TerrorBite> I ran that once -16:12:00- <TerrorBite> My machine went slower and slower and then just stopped. -16:13:12- <Jimmy> how long did it take? -16:15:08- * Quits: TerrorBite (Ping timeout)

#4814 by Jimmy · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<OfficeRabbit> what is wp <Antony> well played <Antony> you were hoping for "wank my penis" ? <OfficeRabbit> yeah <Antony> hmm, that's a new meaning to wmp

#4819 by JohnN · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Jimmy> i might be dumb <immy> but im not retarded <Jimmy> well, im not dumb. <Jimmy> scrap those last 3 lines

#4824 by Jimmy · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

* Blue^eye|Black^tear (~blueeye@Linux.is.great.on.the.world.globalogc.org) has joined #blitzed <Kukuman> DNS spam makes baby jesus cry

#4829 by larne · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<synfx> =7.5cm as inches <synfx> niiice
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4848 by Alfasmurf · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

Quotes from #blitzed

#4873 by zedex · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<xptek> Face stabbing device + Tor = anonymous e-driveby.
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4890 by Alice · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

Quotes from #blitzed

#4901 by taras · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<HuzursuZ> taras <taras> HuzursuZ <HuzursuZ> are you anal sex or naturel sex?
Quotes from #BitFolk

#4934 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> the Rickamansworth trains only stop at Finchley Road, Wembley Park, Harrow, Moor Park and Rickamansworth <GeorgeWBush> and no-one has noticed the extra a in Rickmasworth yet that I added to see if you were reading it <Eyecon> did you miss the n there on purpose too? <GeorgeWBush> no, that was not deliberate
Quotes from #wat

#4949 by ku5b · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<gm0tge> anything is possible in the land of makebelieve
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5012 by tom · rating 7.00 from 9 ratings

<Polly> i would like to fist angelina jolie <tom> womb raider
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5055 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> in decades time people will look back and laugh that downloading music was ever illegal <taras> when grooming is illegal, people will laugh at how people like eyecon managed
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#5138 by Raidrs · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<Badooo> Nå. brb, jeg sidder lige og spiller bingo | <Badooo> Og jeg er på ekspertniveau !!
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5082 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

<@ben> CAN WE ALL PLEASE SKYPE <@ben> SO I CAN WANK <@taras> ben give me your skype name <@ben> benjarooney <@ben> CAN SOMEONE WOMEN PLEASE ASK FOR IT TOO
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#5170 by Texas · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

#5194 by Alice · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

#5205 by HE · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

#5253 by MissWindsor · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

#5304 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

-Crowley- Sorry, you need to rate 0.5 more quotes before I'll let you add more!

#5332 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

#5383 by Ufretin · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

Quotes from #bitfolk

#5974 by Tommy` · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<grifferz> some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free. to post on uknot, how jews did wtc

#5970 by martinc · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<+taras> "Many thanks and every blessing," <@grifferz> EVERY blessing <@grifferz> by the sacred teats of the galactic goat, I shower you with starcream
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#5453 by svaerdkaemper · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

Quotes from #surrey

#5529 by johnw · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

[17:08] * dbeer goes out with dogs <lanky> dbeer: I;m sorry to hear that.
Quotes from #bitfolk

#5544 by tomalak · rating 7.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> What do we want? JOBS! <grifferz> When do we want them? Er, after jeremy kyle pls
Quotes from #surrey

#5580 by Dominic · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> she's now going on about ryvita and stilton while I@m going FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

#5674 by chrisjrob · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

11:34 <@Dominic> kfullert: I've played briefly with a friend's desire
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#5677 by tomalak · rating 7.00 from 6 ratings

* gordonjcp is deeply suspicious of people with allergies that severe <gordonjcp> I just kind of wonder how much of it is really a problem and how much is psychosomatic <so_nugget_moo> thank god gordonjcp's not a paramedic :D <so_nugget_moo> "You! Peanut boy! Get a grip and stand up"
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5717 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 4 ratings

<taras> I have one person on my MSN right now, and it's grifferz <taras> sad lyfe

#6001 by alexjs · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<+Filbert> Robert has just covered himself and his laptop in cheese <+Filbert> he seems annoyed
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#5727 by Laura · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<@grifferz> Ciemon: how the feck did you get your house down to 150W? do you make your kids watch shadow puppets by candle light? :)<@grifferz> "Daaaaaad can we have Xbox?" "Yes, if you buy a car battery to run it off. otherwise, well, here's a candle, now watch my hand.."

#5731 by taras · rating 7.00 from 5 ratings

<@grifferz> #BitFolk, your decision engine (mentally ill edition)

#5749 by taras · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

RT @BreakingNews: World Health Organization says swine flu pandemic is over - AP <+taras> i survived the swine flu pandemic < ging> technically everyone did (well everyone still alive)
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#5827 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<taras> "this envelope has been made from a single sheet of paper to save the planet" <ging> you should cut it in half and undo all thier good work
Quotes from #surrey

#5840 by kfullert · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<+kwyjibo> i don't like nipples either

#5841 by chrisjrob · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

13:07 <+chrisjrob> marry mdm 13:07 < Squirm> chrisjrob: I shall, but right now I have no money...

#5847 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

< aptanet> its bigger than my other one!

#5869 by chrisjrob · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

<+robert_> should one do such tests naked? <+kwyjibo> allways < Squirm> wasnt hard

#5877 by KWYJIBO · rating 7.00 from 3 ratings

< grifferz> what doesn't kill kwyjibo just really turns him on
Quotes from #bitfolk

#5984 by alexjs · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<+taras> Torvalds cupped Stallman's bristly sack in his delicate Finnish hand <+taras> "Let's see if you've 'Hurd' of this position," he whispered <@grifferz> 50 Shades of grep

#5944 by taras · rating 7.00 from 2 ratings

<@grifferz> as ging in his natural form is one of those fucked up hand creatures, his excess of "limbs" and closeness to the carpet does pose a static shock risk
Quotes from #surrey

#5909 by Dominic · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<Dominic> you can't do agile unless you're certified <MikeEcho> Does this mean you can't use a waterfall methodlogy unless you're a drip?

#5918 by grifferz · rating 7.00 from 1 rating

<lanky> nobody should care about twatter. And MPs should not be allowed on it. They're supposed to be working ;) <chrisjrob> aren't we suppose to be working?
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#315 by grifferz · rating 6.92 from 13 ratings

<Dee> dictoinary isn't hard to spell
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#4950 by taras · rating 6.91 from 11 ratings

<grifferz> quite drubk <grifferz> hshs sesy not her <grifferz> erm <grifferz> /away not her <grifferz> ys , not her <grifferz> yes anyway <grifferz> that's euite enough of that
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#1711 by ben · rating 6.90 from 10 ratings

<Louise> who would go down on matt? * strtok slowly raises his hand

#1733 by ben · rating 6.90 from 10 ratings

<lissa97> whats goin on <grifferz> not a lot, it's 1.34am, I'm on irc, I'm playing with my linux boxes, and I'm chewing a pringles lid <grifferz> welcome to my world

#2890 by taras · rating 6.90 from 10 ratings

<tom> I have just had the single most bizarre experience of my life <grifferz> don't worry tom, I'm told anal sex is always painful the first few times
Quotes from #coattails

#3228 by Taggart · rating 6.90 from 10 ratings

<\> so glad im circumcised
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#35 by J` · rating 6.89 from 9 ratings

<Java0953> eh up, n e 1 ere? <grifferz> noo lad <grifferz> we're all down t'pit <Java0953> ok, I'm off then *** Java0953 has quit IRC (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.)
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#3412 by tyden · rating 6.89 from 9 ratings

<morphy> WAT TIME IS NOW
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2584 by Randmaj · rating 6.88 from 8 ratings

<{Chh}KR> Hngggggg *plop* kan i gætte hvor stor den er unger, i må godt løfte..
Quotes from #blitzed

#144 by taras · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<craig> ross:i'm not drun kfoo' <craig> I Craig G Hartley am not drink

#192 by taras · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<Dee> me sister is creaming from the bathroom....

#369 by grifferz · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<taras> never <taras> ever <taras> go to the toilet after eating spicy pizza <taras> without washing your hands. <taras> because you end up with a sore "tadger" !

#1029 · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> no adam we have a database but we index it by customer penis size, we are unable to search by company name

#1511 · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> SHUP F00L D0 3Y3 H4V3 2 P4C/<3T J00 B1TCH!? <amber> TRY 1T WH0R3 4ND My 3R33T Gr3wP W1Ll H4C|< Y0U|2 AsSs
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2839 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<Svafnir> LGO->Ja...I sædbanken...og hvis du ikke kommer til tiden, får du en rykker! | <Sved> Jeg når aldrig til bardisken....
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#3016 by JohnN · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> old becky, she'll still go after him you know <grifferz> he does pick 'em <Polly> thanks andy <Polly> fucker.
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#3296 by Kostas · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK! BESERKER!

#3318 by trendwhore · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<tarantula> i`m download popful mail on sega cd

#3402 by Belatucadros · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

[Friday 12:27] <Taggart> Was waiting for oduke to come on so I could ask about using his likeness on the T. Then realized he isn't going to "be around" until monday.
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#4844 by Dazza · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

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#5331 by gdb · rating 6.86 from 7 ratings

<@popey> "you pay peanuts.." <@grifferz> you get rapidswitch
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#5046 by grifferz · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<zeen> you at that uni now then? <taras> yes <zeen> enjoying it? <taras> yes... <zeen> only asking.. <zeen> hmm like getting blood out of a stone of cuntness <taras> it's like forcing a dog to wear a turban in the name of equality
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#5647 by grifferz · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<Paul2> for this calculation, assume that the joke is inifintely long with a constant field along it's length <ms7821> you can model Paul2 in simple harmonic motion with your mum <ms7821> (with no resistance)

#5703 by Mez · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<+dutchie> ok, chatroulette is officially very weird <+dutchie> i have spent 10 minutes on there in a gas mask and seen only penises
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#446 · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> women, know your limits

#1576 · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<Matty_b> how much do u earn out of interest ? <grifferz> oh that's ok matty! <grifferz> thought you were going toa sk me a personal question!

#1678 by taz · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<barbie1> i am not gay i am not a boy i am a girl and i fancy matt

#1890 by grifferz · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<Adam> ive run out of sanatogen <Adam> i must buy some more today

#1985 by grifferz · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<Le_Femme_Chic> at skool i cant stop sayin (actually sayin) "lol" <TomG|idle> yes! <TomG|idle> I have that problem

#2825 by taras · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<CrazySpence> for a limited time only, 20 canadian dollars for the head of a SCO employee, you could have your very own green 20 dollar canadian bill or! 2 purple 10's or! 1 ppurple ten and 2 blue 5's! or! 4 blue 5's! the combinations of canadian coloured money will dazzle your friends!
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#2998 by Zatoor · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<[SHH]DirtyDande> shh.. det er en hemlighed det med ansigt-løftningerne.. jeg er jo for pokker ved at blive en gammel kone!

#3064 by |louise| · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

[14:32] <Bamse> Kingston>> du har da fået highlight på | [14:33] <{DU}Kingston> bamse>> ja forsatan det var sq også utroligt... jeg tro at jeg sad en hel dag med det.. også finder jeg ud af at jeg bare glemte at sætte kryds i unable highlightning.. jeg troede sq at det betød at jeg gjorde sådan at den ikke blinkede
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#3272 by taras · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<tarantula> hey grifferz you are enemy of my new script (ANTI GAY SCRIPT v4.61)@@_@@ <grifferz> ooh goodie
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#3293 by Vaun · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> wiki-loving faggots

#3665 by Tramtrist · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<+Kostas|pinochle> fleeting <+Kostas|pinochle> nick Kostas ] <+Kostas|pinochle> haha oops -!- Kostas|pinochle is now known as Kostas <+Kostas> ./ns identify kimberly <@\> haha
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#4056 by synfx · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<Antony> seriously <Antony> why the fuck <Antony> does every retard in #chat.net want ops? <Antony> it's like wanting be host to anal fungus

#4436 by konni · rating 6.83 from 6 ratings

<+konni> Raiders: to tell the truth: i only sucked on her nipples today < Belatucadros> took me months to get that far with andy
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#2847 by Halfdanes · rating 6.82 from 11 ratings

[16:26] <Hynne> Jeg vil være seksuel. Ikke med andre end mig selv... Tralalala
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#689 · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

#713 · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

#740 · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

G-Shock- Ops(17) in #radio1(56): whats the age of consent for goat sex?

#764 · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> helen: no, I'm going to start chewing my little finger :) <Aeriss> Andy: You will hold the world ranson for...? <grifferz> some pizza and a bigger leased line

#817 · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Queen> why aren'T you listening to me? <grifferz> because you are a twat

#1740 by grifferz · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Isabeau> well it started off explaining where babies come from... <Synapse_> Aren't they spawned as a seperate process, which consumes increasing amounts of resources until they take over?

#1852 by strtok · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> I@M AFUCKIGN PAILAGGERGER <ben> MAT%E <ben> HAHAAHAH <ben> LOOOOOOOOOK YOU LOT <ben> I PULLED TONIGH T

#1873 by MrFridge · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> Iain is the only coder xnet has anymore, and he was told he was gay and should fuck his dad, in #xnet last night

#1961 by Wafer · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> doesn't matter who has the bigger penis, fact is hannah has said she wants to suck mine

#1982 by grifferz · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<the_real_muppet> i tell you what is embarrassin!!!!! <the_real_muppet> and i mean this is a momement where you wanna just melt in to the floor <the_real_muppet> when you fanny fart. Omfg that is so very bad, i know its natural but god its bad <the_real_muppet> i remember once doing it, with LF and it was like a massive fart, i just looked at him and said "it weren't out my bum" god he told all his mates

#2580 by IZS · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<swat> taras: can't you use english proper? <swat> taras: Taras's? <swat> Taras' ! <swat> but that means your plural
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#2775 by Randmaj · rating 6.80 from 10 ratings

<Nico|Away> LoL Min mor er bedre i sengen end min far og min søster....
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#2929 by genzou · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Scrumhalf> i know many pigs <Peter_Pan> you are a pig <Peter_Pan> and im a pigfucker! watch out! :P
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#3122 by grifferz · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<zeen> you at that uni now then? <taras> yes <zeen> enjoying it? <taras> yes... <zeen> only asking.. <zeen> hmm like getting blood out of a stone of cuntness <taras> it's like forcing a dog to wear a turban in the name of equality

#3579 by mark · rating 6.80 from 10 ratings

[after three days of fruitless attempts of helping a user on #help] <grifferz> YES IF THE EMAIL TELLS YOU TO DO THAT THEN PERHAPS THAT IS A MINOR HINT THAT YOU SHOULD IN FACT DO THAT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? <emu> i don`t know what i think * emu is crying <@grifferz> go back to MSN
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#3732 by Taggart · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<morphy> it is just like the wind <morphy> a butterfly beats its wings in Central Park, and Tram bans someone <morphy> it is not for us to understand

#3862 by Tramtrist · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Belatucadros> k VN died..going to sleep
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#3900 by Jynxter · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<\> im just looking for someone old enough to vote

#3947 by Taggart · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Taggart> That was the quote. Not quoting myself, I just added it straight in. However, if I quoted the added quote, then it would be sad. <\> haha shutup you fucker <\> stop drooling
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#4117 by Belatucadros · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<@Taggart|Home> Tell MrsIrb antichrist loan sharks coming for you MrsIrb.

#4167 by Belatucadros · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Taggart> Somebody needs to just shut it all down. <Taggart> At least under a dictatorship everyone agrees they are getting fucked.
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#4447 by Antony · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<Rakanichu> I'm in ben <ben> er

#4846 by zedex · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

[chatops] <Dee> has anyone mailed the blitzed lists about nubian? <sonorous> the ones hosted on nubian you mean?
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#5040 by grifferz · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

* taras touches dont-touch-my-butt's butt <taras> wait a minute you are a girl right <dont-touch-my-butt> no, i'm not a girl, that's why I don't want anyone touching my butt
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#5049 by grifferz · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

*** R2 (~Who@pc-80-195-225-108-ba.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #help <R2> how do i get ppl to idle in me chan ? :) <MrFridge> by them not talking
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#5807 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

<@Filbert> I have 5 of them, all dead, sitting in a box in my cupboard

#5846 by spaceinvader · rating 6.80 from 5 ratings

lanky <+lanky> ryvita thins are actually an excellent vehicle for houmous
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#312 by grifferz · rating 6.78 from 9 ratings

<taras> my point is, why should a tiny island nation have better laws than us <CrazySpence> you are a tiny island nation
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#2969 by Zatoor · rating 6.78 from 9 ratings

[13:41] <HE> tror jeg vil til at drikke det pis det smager jo godt | [13:42] <Skjold> [13:41] <HE> sikken godt man er forkølet | [13:42] <Skjold> [13:42] * Skjold kan ikke lide tis
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#254 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<Dee> uncle = old <grifferz> not necessarily <grifferz> I could be a very young brother of his dad <Dee> oh yeah, im an uncle <grifferz> old Dee

#729 · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> yo yo býg up respect yo from the turkýye massýfff <susi-su> thanx from the turkey massive

#799 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> emma: dammit girl you need to take a photo of your legs spread ;)

#873 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<le3> griff checkout my reverse :)

#901 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> shit. its midnight and im saying its early, and im listening to ed music, im drinking bacardi, im turning into ed

#907 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<blondie> why cyber u when i can fuck u for real when u come to the US :P

#1297 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<petit_> why are u kicki us <petit_> bustard

#1351 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> it makes you sick when women suck you off <strtok> no thats never happened

#1440 · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> and andy you dont know why I keep going there cuz you are a london bloke who came from birmingham. you do not appreciate the finer things in life such as getting fucked in the middle of nowhere and chasing sheep

#1614 · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> fuck this involves quitting irc

#1712 by taz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

* Dav justefelllllllllll of chair <Dav> metnal note: dont frink as ,cuch

#1784 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

*** Global -- from ChanServ: [REG] keri32 registered #!!!!!!!BiFemaleChat! <keri32> sorry but no males are allowed :( <ben> i was just asking the lezza a few questions <ben> geez

#1806 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<cYBEr_dOg> i would like to fuck you up the bum whole, and then I will sneak into your room, and cut your cock off, and stuff it in my mouth, and chew it up with my little boys

#1845 by strtok · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<Louise> so this weekend i have decided to get a breast reduction, and i will go on monday and buy the dress i liked and it will fit perfectly and everybody will be dazzled by my boobs that are not too big.

#2054 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> If I did ever vote it would be for some stupid thing like the monster raving lo0onies or something <taz> but that requires wanking up the road

#2132 by taras · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

* tom2 feeds it To be, or not to be, that is the question: <tom2> marky to be or not to be? <marky> tom2: Ok that seems quite boring to me.
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#2380 by Kalante · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<Brandon^^> Kipe: Type !list to get all your files. <Kipe> !list * Eliza sets mode: +b *!*@ip24-56-55-155.ph.ph.cox.net * Kipe was kicked by Eliza (No!)

#2387 by Kalante · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<snapsu> !dict snappy <find> snappy: adj 1: tending to speak irritably; <snapsu> shit <snapsu> i didnt know it meant that

#2414 by Genocaust · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

*** Hannum (WinNT@cable-14-250.sssnet.com) has left #newzbin <Bodach> there goes someone that wanted illegal warez! <Kukuman> as opposed to legal warez?
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#3002 by Zatoor · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

[16:21] <[DRA]Creative> hallo jeg er en svans.. jeg er 163 høj og vejere 52 kilo
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#2581 by Kalante · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

(Eliza): Syntax error. Command 'make sweet love to me' not recognised.

#2639 by Peter_Pan · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<Peter_Pan> cole; you wanna fuck you mother too ? <cole> why not <cole> it isnt illegal :)
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#2656 by Tekken · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

MC er harry potter fan og laver en Vengaedium Leviose på Dynen så Tekken ka se med | +Alice laver en Imperio på MC =0P | @Tekken laver så lidt som muligt
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#2758 by JohnN · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<-- pedagogue has kicked pedagogue from #blitzed ( EAT MY SAQPUNX WAREZ CAT CUNT LICKER, I AM MORE ELITE THAN YOUR BITCHPUNX CLITGIF ROOM DRINK)

#2842 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<pedagogue> pepsi is ass <pedagogue> tastes like ass! <taras> surely that is a good thing for u gays LOL
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#2855 by Alice · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

[15:52] * Teutobod elsker Alice | [15:52] * Alice rødmer | [15:52] <Teutobod> Weee. :D | [15:54] * Teutobod kysser Alice og kaster sig over fryseren. :D
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#2878 by taras · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> let's go to my house, mom's not home, we can compare avatars and penises

#2919 by tom · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<pedagogue> what is a nob <pedagogue> is that like a n00b <ben> hah <pedagogue> STFU BEN DONT LAUGH
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#2933 by Pinch · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<Goobert> canada is basically USA Expansion Pack bauah!
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#3133 by Raiders · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<{DU}Kingston> Flobie>> jeg var også lidt uheldig på et tidspunkt... jeg ser en underlig pist, som jeg ikke havde set før, hva fanden tænkte jeg. også kørte jeg derind... men fandt så ud af at det var freestyel banen.. også kom jeg ud over et hop.. ja så lavede jeg et rimeligt sygt styrt:S
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#3459 by Antony · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

## mode/#blitzed [+b *!*optima@212.86.238.*] by Dee ## tarantula was kicked from #blitzed by Dee [I REALLY hate people like you] <@Dee> any objections? <@taras> yes <@Dee> any valid objections?

#3784 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<@OfficeRabbit> I'm not a mac zealot <@OfficeRabbit> Not my fault Apple are superior
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#3920 by Taggart · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<Cheryl> nothing to watch on tv <Cheryl> too many niggers

#3985 by MrsIrB · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<+Grimmel> what should I get for lunch <+IrBovine> Yoda cats
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#4016 by Antony · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<kyrin> where can i get a free irc channel?

#4163 by grifferz · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

< OfficeRabbit> how many weeks are in a year? 54?

#4763 by Belatucadros · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<strtok> BEEEATCH, ARE J000 ST3PPIN TO MY CLIT SAQ LEECH ASS HOTDAMN
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#4878 by Alfasmurf · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

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#5003 by Eyecon · rating 6.75 from 8 ratings

<tom> GeorgeWBush what do you think of the BBC? <GeorgeWBush> Blair's Broadcasting Corporation <GeorgeWBush> they are so politicaly correct now <Eyecon> example of how they are so politically correct now compared to before? <GeorgeWBush> we don't even get the full version of Rule Britannia at the proms now
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#5523 by kfullert · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<@Dominic> trains are a real mess this morning and there's not s leaf in sight yet :( < lanky> Dominic: they're the wrong kind of leaves. Sneaky ones. They hide until rush hour. They're just around the next corner.

#5551 by Dominic · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

<Darkmoon> Burn the ISO windows! Burn your own demise!!! * Darkmoon cackles hideously <Darkmoon> ZOMG its burner -!- Darkmoon [...] has quit [Quit: ] <robert_> and that's why you should say no to alcohol, kids

#5620 by kfullert · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

14:43 <@johnw> dom's good at punching small specific holes, i expect

#5848 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.75 from 4 ratings

< si> technically it's si + bitch
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#2210 by CrazySpence · rating 6.73 from 11 ratings

* Antony would never eat a goat... waste of goat <Antony> when you could use it in much more fun ways <Andryan> like fuck it?

#2612 by tom · rating 6.73 from 11 ratings

*** Dee is now known as it *** tom is now known as is *** taz is now known as yourmom *** is is now known as on *** on is now known as the *** it is now known as window *** the is now known as doing *** window is now known as Dee <Dee> oosp
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#5080 by grifferz · rating 6.71 from 7 ratings

<GWBush> Bush says it nucular <GWBush> and if Bush says it is nucular <GWBush> and Bush is the leader of the Western World

#5705 by alexjs · rating 6.71 from 7 ratings

04:52:59 <@grifferz> pro-tip: if you're on the loo and are blowing your nose a lot because you have a cold, don't keep putting the snot rags down the loo before flushing. it might cause a blockage, and then if a plunger doesn't work you might have to pull your snotrags out of the U bend through a bowl filled with poo water
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#1818 by grifferz · rating 6.71 from 7 ratings

<Huddersfield_Lad> if i give u my name u'll hack me!!

#2268 by Flopper · rating 6.71 from 14 ratings

<phil> erhm... you disabled the operserv of it on this net? <phil> and the global noticer? <dg> yes <Silencer> no <Dee> maybe
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#3256 by Vaun · rating 6.71 from 7 ratings

<grimmel> stfu i've got better things to worry about like zits
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#3806 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.71 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> let's face it GWB if you wer ebehind the wheel of a car you'd be plouging people down left right and centre and screaming "I DO NOT AGREE WITH THAT" from between your drooling lips as you sped along dressed in your mum's nightie, which is probably why you don't have a licence
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#2843 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.70 from 10 ratings

<Calem> Det er løgn, har du aldrig sagt noget dumt? :-( | <Fungus> Masser... er bare ikke blevet quotet for det ;)

#2968 by Zatoor · rating 6.70 from 10 ratings

« Svafnir » Leifi->Nix...hænger lidt i luften...selvom jeg har fået kaffe. Dem der har stemt mig ind som høvding er sq ikke rigtige i hovederne. JEg aner jo som sædvanligt ikke hvad jeg laver :P « [let]Leifi » damn Svafnir de må sq da ik være helt ved deres fuldefem da det skete :P
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#117 by grifferz · rating 6.67 from 12 ratings

<tom> Gunman kills three in US school <craig> but if all the pupils were armed and trained to return fire.. the situation's woldn't be as bad!

#2276 by jealusie · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<jealusie> is your mom's penis the size of a pineapple? <Dee> dunno, never asked her

#492 · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<Bondgirl007> my brother and i do it all the time

#543 by Iain · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<marky> i cut the fur off of my ex

#658 · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I amalways up this late <grifferz> because I'm a big boy

#932 · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<^Alpha> you english are all the same, ignorant fuckers

#1022 · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<abbreviation> you are a typical bastard whose mom's been fucked by public, i understand you and pitty you

#1183 · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<THE_HUNTER> hiii langirl <|angirl> hi THE_HUNTER <THE_HUNTER> a/l plzzz <|angirl> i am 16/f/gaggin fer a turk

#1408 · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<BobRocket> 9!0,9¡3,9!9,3¡1,3!3,1¡9,1 Ever wanted to be an IRCop?? type /server Irc.Rapta.Net and follow the directions to learn how to become an IRCop! or just chat on the BEST IRC Network! FIRST 10 PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY BECOME IRCOPS!!!! 3,1¡1,3!9,3¡3,9!0,9¡9!

#1409 · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<Sticky_Vickie> where can i download a irc nuke? <Sticky_Vickie> a decent one

#1416 by grifferz · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<|an> did you know that syphilis was orignally a sheep disease <cYBEr_dOg> yup, untill I was born

#1429 · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<BackSpace> any girls like to cyber open my private

#1447 · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<shox> why do gay people put notlikely@noway.com etc. as their email addresses in mIRC <Dudester> thats weird, im not gay but i did that too

#1452 · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

*** sexy_bitch_fuck is now known as andy

#1573 · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<ben> MUM <ben> j00 4r3 n0t 4m3r1c4n <amber> muahaha im rubbin off on angdy :x <grifferz> shh, not in public!

#1590 · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<Insomnia> whos griff? <andyc> your worst nightmare

#1895 by grifferz · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<trappist> some goth girls are extremely bautiful, especially the ones that arn't too extreme <trappist> they're like dark maidens

#1897 by dOokie^^ · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<trappist> i couldn't fit a wallet chain onto a kappa tracksuit

#1963 by ben · rating 6.67 from 9 ratings

<taz> men would be proud of splashing their arse <grifferz> I would rather not hear a plopping noise and feel water on my arse thanks

#2156 by grifferz · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<resilient> i will reveal what my nick was on the BBS, becuase i was a bit strange back then

#2211 by IZS-Work · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<demagogue> five thousand two hundred and fifty two proxies on the wall, five thousand two hundred and fifty two proxies. Launch a clone flood, watch it get K:lined, five thousand two hundred and fifty three proxies on the wall
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#2391 by Kalante · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<snappy> i wanna work on the rigs and shit <Peter_Pan> work on rigs = no women <Peter_Pan> only gay boys <Brandon^^> Peter_Pan: Just like Snappy. <snappy> DIE!
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#2923 by taras · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

* Surman (jono@d141-195-172.home.cgocable.net) has quit (Quit: blitzed.org is the 3l33t place to be, aslong as you don't run windows, and don't do anything illegal, they will hang you if you mention anything they are against, its a nazi camp.)

#2935 by taras · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<Polly> I JUST PLAYED QUAKE <Polly> i am so fucking cool <Polly> ive never played it before <Polly> and now,i honestly feel like the fucking pimp
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#3050 by Tekken · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<MuZ|Fredl0s> jeg er inde i Alpehue^ | <@[TA]FX> MuZ gem dit sexliv et andet sted hen
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#3065 by grifferz · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<mark> cyga.net is down now as well <taras> maybe you should rename it.... CYA.net

#3159 by taras · rating 6.67 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> gayness is basically the veneration of cock <grifferz> cock as a stairway to gay heaven <dg> Cock knocking on heavens door
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#3384 by Belatucadros · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<morphy> I give the best blojobs on the N side of the Chattahoochie

#3411 by tyden · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<Kostas> WTF fucking post office bitches

#3828 by Taggart · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<MrsIrB> Oh no!!!

#3890 by Taggart · rating 6.67 from 6 ratings

<Belatucadros> just had an orange <Belatucadros> brilliant orange too <Belatucadros> tasted like esquilax feather <Belatucadros> haha feather what the fuck
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#4590 by Alfasmurf · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

#4650 by Alfasmurf · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

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#4656 by Antony · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<Antony> salam is the witch place <Jimmy> where grifferz lives?

#4963 by Belatucadros · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<+find> antony is a cocksucker: http://www.rss-spider.com/directory/amateur%20men
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#4983 by FX · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

#4993 by Rakanichu · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<Patrizia> Hvem har tisset i mine bukser?!
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#5081 by taras · rating 6.67 from 9 ratings

<swat> they've sold some public loos off round here <grifferz> need to find a new place to cottage now, swat? <swat> well i don't - they were pretty nasty places
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#5810 by grifferz · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

<ging> i could probably pull off chief obrian

#5844 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

-!- chrisjrob [~cjr@mail.bootpolish.net] has quit [Ping timeot] < grifferz> who turned off chrisjrob's respirator?

#5885 by chrisjrob · rating 6.67 from 3 ratings

< Squirm> chrisjrob: the job position I applied for is "Network Monitor", maybe that's monitoring all local and external networks < mdm> That's not a job, it's a system tray widget
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#317 by grifferz · rating 6.64 from 11 ratings

<taras> in the 'official' radiohead channel, the word 'suicide' occurs more than 2x more than 'radiohead'

#2715 by taras · rating 6.62 from 8 ratings

<wu-nix> Anyone available to gimme some hints about bopm? <Antony> it's a program.. maintained by blitzed, it detects open proxies <Antony> have you figured it out yet!
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#5076 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.62 from 8 ratings

<ben> have you ever tried to wank and poo at the same time <ben> i reckon its impossible <ben> all the wrong muscles going
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#1247 · rating 6.62 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> wow, planetonline has 4 ntp servers <MrFridge> are they tick-tock.ang.pang.alang.shoulder-orange-barnacle-buggerer.ntp0.pol.co.uk ?

#3815 by grifferz · rating 6.62 from 8 ratings

<@OfficeRabbit> Tram is the hottest person to use blitzed IRC <@OfficeRabbit> In living memory <@OfficeRabbit> BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY SAYING A LOT <@OfficeRabbit> (NO OFFENSE)

#190 by taras · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

*** Terron Quit (Quit: BitchX: often imitated, never duplicated!) <grifferz> often segfaulted <grifferz> always crap

#270 by grifferz · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<Greg> perlguy's hands on his Staff page picture look a little crippled, in my opinion

#822 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<MrMoves> masturbation.. now theres a way to occupy 2 minutes of my time

#892 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

* grifferz dances about in his spandex like the man off the gay chat ad

#893 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<taz> i am soooo tempted. i should have had a fiddle with yours when i had the chance. 350 quid is a bit steep though

#902 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<caster> oral <caster> anal <caster> vajýnal

#957 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<taz> griff : you want two free 15 monitors ? <grifferz> yes please <taz> well not free. i'll exchange them for a beer

#1243 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

*** BritneySpears (q@asy190.as139.sol.superonline.com) has left #haven <MrFridge> Hýt me baby one more týme

#1653 · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<EMZ> whats grifferz a/s/l? <andyc> *shrug* ask him <EMZ> no!! he is nasty!

#1768 by grifferz · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<ben> i do it with dan <ben> lisa did it with cait

#1861 by strtok · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<dOokie^^> i'll have you know sonny jim that i maybe a girl but im not imcompetent

#1964 by grifferz · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<Guest71903> any chics in between 13 and 15 wanna have microphone cyber sex with a 14/m???pm me

#1975 by strtok · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<little_me2> stop giving me pics do you know where i am begining to place my hand? <little_me2> well i am stroking my bean over it
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#2249 by strtok · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<DrkCodeman> they improved your bopm <strtok> im sure they did <DrkCodeman> no actualy improving the gay traceroutes

#2876 by taras · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<taras> don't you have a theme? <taras> naming scheme <TalieseN> most the time i call my computer something along the lines of "fucking piece of shit" "damn crap computer" so on...

#4913 by nyisles · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

[05:45] (BIRI_BENI_DURDURSUN[~BIRI_BENI@85.104.56.10]) HOW IS THE LIFE GOING (BIRI_BENI_DURDURSUN[@]) WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING (BIRI_BENI_DURDURSUN[@]) DO YOU WANT *SEX TO DO (BIRI_BENI_DURDURSUN[@]) AGO, LEG, LOOK FOR, *NI, LICK, *SONRADA, (BIRI_BENI_DURDURSUN[@]) LEG, LOOK FOR, *NI, MANAGE, , WANT,
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#2820 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.60 from 10 ratings

<[FP]Mayhem>kan nu godt lide boyz.

#2964 by Zatoor · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

[12:05am]« Skjold|krammeholdet » zred du var for langsom :p~ [12:05am]« Calem » Han kom jo først *S* [12:05am]« Silkeabe » hvorfor sådan noget intelligent noget en lørdag aften?
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#3710 by Taggart · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<Lare> people in kentucy are upset cause of all the vehicles on the road <Lare> not nearly enough in their yards i guess

#3812 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<morphy> its silly, people like Rammstein because they are harsh and squaresounding <morphy> but they are just constipatedlike the rest of Germany <+OfficeRabbit> also probably nazis <@Kostas> like the rest of Germany
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#4802 by Jimmy · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<chrisg> i bet you couldn't miss poedgirl's dildo <chrisg> it'll be the size of a small country <chrisg> and require a nuclear reactor to power the vibrator bit <synfx> and be the shape of a large one? <chrisg> and be the shape of uh <chrisg> the thing out of "2001" <synfx> africa
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#4807 by Rakanichu · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

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#5325 by popey · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

< GeorgeWBush> I don't know what the Greek for twat is
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#5488 by johnw · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

* freakyclown feels like janet :(

#5822 by lanky · rating 6.60 from 5 ratings

<Dominic> bah, server was off. no wonder the BIOS was taking longer than normal to complete
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#2170 by phil-away · rating 6.58 from 12 ratings

<tom> "oohhhh!!! Godddddddd!!!!!!! Fuck me!!!! Fuck my ass!!! Do it Harder!!! Fuck meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. Tom started to Fuck the thirteen year old at top speed; ramming his cock into Her ass with full force.

#2457 by grifferz · rating 6.58 from 12 ratings

*** R2 (~Who@pc-80-195-225-108-ba.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #help <R2> how do i get ppl to idle in me chan ? :) <MrFridge> by them not talking

#277 by ben · rating 6.57 from 14 ratings

[14:09] <Silencer> I flush my logs regularly

#290 by grifferz · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

<CrazySpence> blitzed is 1st in google <pooface> when you search for what? <CrazySpence> Blitzed

#393 · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

<|an> well fuck you backwards with a spoon then

#609 · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> oh for fuck's sake will, just live in the real world

#1025 · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

<Kirsty> hello i am kirsty and i am a slag <grifferz> hi Kirsty. I'm Andy and I too am a slag

#2034 by tom · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

* MiX chills out to: LOGOFF.WAV

#2194 by taras · rating 6.57 from 14 ratings

<Preacher> 4CROWLEY HEARD YOU LIKE TO ABBDUCT KIDS MAKE THEM DRINK YOUR WIZZ SHOW EM WHERE YOUR PENIS IZZ SAYIN: " KIDDIES KIDDIES SWEETIES AINT FREE...SUCK MY WILLY AND YOU CAN HAVE AN ICECREAMCONE CHILLY........FUCKIN FAGGOTS UP THE IRA

#2366 by grifferz · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

<Zoltar007> paintball? <leE> Zoltar007: it's like a broken version of quake, theres less music and effects and you get knackered ;)
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#2799 by Ragna · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

[23:57:44] <[DBJ]Skizo> natters hynne... våde drømme om mig
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#3138 by grifferz · rating 6.57 from 7 ratings

<strtok> it's great to be buggered <strtok> then reach back and feel the person's nuts hitting you <strtok> that's hot <mark> yes

#57 by grifferz · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<CrazySpence> oh to be 15 again. when the ircd is your universe <strtok> when i was 15 my penis was my universe <strtok> everyone elses penis is my universe now

#101 by taras · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<strtok> [14:26] -NetmagTrivia- Your ghost password is jizz. Please write it down. You will need it to continue the game if you leave the channel.

#136 by grifferz · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<Wolf7_> slm? <Wolf7_> I dont speak lame languages...I am from greece you know <Wolf7_> êé åãù ìáæé óïõ

#164 by erik · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<tom> WHY AM I GAY IF I FANCY MY FEMALE COUSIN

#258 by grifferz · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<Network> im want oper <Network> yes i was read ur web-page. <Network> pLease. <Network> im not Lame Lamer.. <Network> First 5 opers ? <Network> i was DAlnet ýrcoperator <Network> i want to ýrcoperator

#1769 by ben · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<taz> i plan on having a fuck off big house though <grifferz> what you want one of them for? <grifferz> take you ages to clean it <taz> nah <taz> i definatly want me own with this orange job. cuz if I get paged at 4am i want to be able to shout fuck <taz> and get away with it

#2134 by taras · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> as I can't know what size hard dick I can buy <grifferz> I WISH I could stop doing that typo

#2340 by dg · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<phil> sorry for buggering you
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#2646 by Randmaj · rating 6.56 from 16 ratings

<[NY]Blaaskaeg> Nu fremstår jeg som mærkelig
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#3176 by Vaun · rating 6.56 from 9 ratings

<Harbringer> fuck people
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#267 by grifferz · rating 6.55 from 11 ratings

<craigewil> I mean in fairness <craigewil> I respected Adolf Hitler
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#3216 by morphy · rating 6.55 from 11 ratings

<morphy> Jesus' agent would make it happen... I hear he's Jewish
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#3010 by Halfdanes · rating 6.54 from 13 ratings

* Sleipner spillede flaskehalsen peger på i lørdags. fuck det var kedeligt. entil at en ven efter et par timer foreslog at ligge ligge flasken ned. jeg tror os at overboen var træt af os at vi kom op med ½-1 minut forskel og sagde han skulle kysse Torben....

#2674 by Alice · rating 6.53 from 19 ratings

<Alfasmurf> eksempel på jubii's server: Det tager kun fem minutter at se din forside men vi vil så gerne havde du venter lidt længere
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#135 by taras · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<marky> dg: I was taken away, locked up, wrote a book, and fuck a hot object, or body, such as the network card to the other one would unban me, invite me back, and keep your gibbon?

#145 by taras · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<craig> ridiclue my spelling

#319 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<phycho_> english retards shouldnt have access to the internet

#326 by swat · rating 6.50 from 8 ratings

<Dee> so, when can you start on EB <Antony> right now! <grifferz> now if you will just take your position over there by tom, with your trousers down, he can begin your initiation <Antony> even that wont put me off :p

#340 by CrazySpence · rating 6.50 from 12 ratings

<swat> isn't that a thingy from a film ? <swat> i see dead people ? <Antony> yea... fith sense

#502 · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<MetalMickey> I got the big horn <TeEnDiVa> will cyber sex do? <MetalMickey> YES

#518 · rating 6.50 from 8 ratings

* grifferz flies to the US and marries TeEnDiVa, buys her everything she wants and gives her hot lovin' for ever and ever, and even let's her log in as root

#695 · rating 6.50 from 8 ratings

<zeen> im already elite, why would i want to go down to the scum of a oper

#710 · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<Navelgazer> theese quotes for the sexualy deprived and the mentally retarded

#949 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<taz> ed wanks six times a day on average, and peaks at 12+ in one day <matty_b> god I peak first time

#986 · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<taz> why the fuck do all of these have various on them <Iain> some lame fuck will have done it when ripping them <taz> i ripped it :)

#1016 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

* shox rapes matt <shox> ben even <shox> god I'm so used to humping matt

#1113 · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<^Kali> shit i nearly swallowed my ring

#1117 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<MrFridge> its just lagged to bell end and back

#1159 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Loon> ya know.. 2 years I've been using icq and I never knew it stood for I seek you

#1193 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<G-Shock> -blitzed.org- Failed Connection (Supplied Vhost is not on this system) <G-Shock> wtf does that mean? <ben> this is only a guess adam but <ben> perhaps the Supplied Vhost is not on this system

#1200 · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<Jenn> Taz <Jenn> if that IS ur real name

#1201 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Altema> hey teach me how to get I.like.to.fuck.old.women.com as my host

#1375 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Altema> you tell her the truth? <grifferz> of course <Altema> you cock master

#1446 · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

* grifferz ýnserts the donkey penýs ýnto the arses of the menfolk of your famýly

#1709 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<taz> i fucking hate sex with women. <taz> i would rather shag a goat than a woman <taz> erik would agree

#1855 by strtok · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I can't believe I am on irc at 7.20 am <grifferz> trying to determine if we can manually masturbate an ant

#1917 by MrFridge · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> so anyway the turkish stereotypical male says slm a lot, he will try to shag anything female and western, he will frequently go "euhueheuheueh" and his best insults all involve your mother a a goat's penis.

#1936 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

*** Mick (ph34r@mick.dotcomnetwork.org) Quit (Killed (MrFridge (Mick me mate the testlink admin, put the class back into tarting with his double jointed goat. Mick me mate the testlink admin, with his true pitch calibrated double jointed goat)))

#1994 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<MrFridge> why the fuck am I sitting at my desk listening to Wham and trying to burn a stuffed walrus on a fan heater

#1998 by strtok · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<tomgilder> ben <ben> tom? <tomgilder> ben? <ben> you said ben first <tomgilder> no <tomgilder> you said tom first

#2022 by MrFridge · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I appear to have less bandwidth than an elderly spanish grandmother
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#2254 by DiNKyDi · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Jim> are you assuming that because i'm male i don't know how to cook?<Notty> i can cook, cant microwave.. i blow things up in there

#2284 by DiNKyDi · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<mR_RaTtLeS> dran fetch my iron clad didlo
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#2331 by DivineDominion · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<Blitzbat> wenn du hier schon lügst, dann sag wenigstens die wahrheit
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#2412 by Bodach · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

[18:33] <RedDevil> good job i aint got the ring... i would be permantly wearing it, some serious shit would be going on lol [18:42] <Bodach> RedDevil: knowing Scrumhalf, he'd wear it as a cock ring and spray holy fire about the battle field

#2451 by Kukuman · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

[16:28] <xx2000xx> nah, i'm a huge woody guy

#2460 by Statler · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Brandon^^> arbi, are you trapped in a time machine? <arbi> well i have ben out of touch <Fortius> Ok, Vietnam war is over, and Lennon is dead.
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#2466 by IZS · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Flavi> do it! do it! do it! <DiNKyDi> hes coming
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#2472 by Torrent · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

#2496 by Torrent · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

[10:35] * Peter_Pan imitates Kalante; Chill ppl! Chill! Be nice to each other! Peace, love and harmony! [10:36] *** Peter_Pan has been kicked off channel #newzBin by Kalante (Damn hippies. ;))
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#2530 by JohnN · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> see this is why they don't let women on the internet unsupervised <grifferz> oh wait, no, that was just a dream I had...
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#2548 by Kukuman · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<St3v3> salut good night has all good courage <Torrent> Now I know what I sound like when I use a translator :)

#2648 by TalieseN · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<yohance> minnesota came out more hungry and a black man at a barbeque
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#2747 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<deophite> what ever happend to strtok? <deophite> he's pedagogue, right?
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#2877 by Genocaust · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<krisis> i think i just invented the worst pick up line ever <krisis> "are you some kinda roadkilled animal? because i wanna stuff and mount ya"
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#2952 by Randmaj · rating 6.50 from 10 ratings

<[NY]Blaaskaeg> Weeeeee så er calem ikke mindreårig ;)

#2980 by Zatoor · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

« MuZtA » jeg gentager! jeg er ikke sindsyg! « Loclar-klanen » MuZtA - Nej, du er bare mindre almindelig .P « Strata » Din mentale tilstand er bare ikke i ligevægt
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#2988 by genzou · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Pix> IM A FUCKING JEW <Pix> FUCKING JEW FUCK FUCK I AM
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#3395 by Antony · rating 6.50 from 10 ratings

<@Silencer> OI <@Antony> OI OI OI <@grifferz> IO IO it's off to mass storage we go
Quotes from #coattails

#3512 by Bashgud · rating 6.50 from 8 ratings

<Jynxter> I think my first non-sexual Orgasm was getting Hammer Brother Mario.

#3571 by Kostas · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

[13:58] <Grimmel> i haven't masturbated yet today | [13:58] <Cheryl> don't encourage bad behavior
Quotes from #blitzed

#3648 by tom · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<taras> wat <dg> the <dg> fook <dg> damnit, i typed teh then but it got corrected

#3683 by taras · rating 6.50 from 8 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> beth says she has a double bed <OfficeRabbit> She said I can sleep on the floor if I like
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#3761 by Ravey · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<TrAcI> I AM A MISERABLE COW
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#3937 by Belatucadros · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<ben> is \t the right escape for tab? <grifferz> yes <ben> and whats the diff between carriage return and linefeed? <grifferz> one returns the carriage and the other feeds a line
Quotes from #coattails

#3987 by Tramtrist · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<@Kostas> po-tat-owned

#4049 by Lare · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> A katana was a greek mathematician. His book the elements of geometry set down how geometry was to be a pillow biting night.
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#4116 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

< Eyecon> I bet even YOU could get a job in IT < GeorgeWBush> I think the hair I have would ban me from most jobs
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#4153 by Alpehue^ · rating 6.50 from 8 ratings

#4224 by Alfasmurf · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

Quotes from #blitzed

#4452 by MrFridge · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

<konni> i don't have the choice of a blowjob and irc, ben <konni> i have the choice of sucking nipples and irc <konni> i actually prefer irc
Quotes from #Blitzed

#4497 by ph0x · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<terminal> i'm reinstalling everything onto my computer atm <terminal> upgraded from an amd xp 2600+ to an intel p4 3.2ghz ;D <Tux> How's that an upgrade?

#4537 by konni · rating 6.50 from 10 ratings

Belatucadros [ffs@HSE-Montreal-ppp144692.sympatico.ca] requested unknown CTCP HITLER from #blitzed <+Belatucadros> [poedgirl ERRMSG reply]: HITLER unavailable
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#4660 by ph0x · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<Antony> cock <Antony> why can't people spell my name wrong <Antony> er <Antony> right
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#4788 by M3PHP · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<@KC8TIH> any of you motherfuckers going to dayton in may? <@M3PHP> nope i'd rather save the money and spend it on a whore.
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#4832 by Rakanichu · rating 6.50 from 6 ratings

[01:03:05] <Alfasmurf> Megamantn> we think you're hot!

#5146 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

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#4948 by synfx · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<chrisg> =60 USD as GBP <poedgirl> chrisg, you know that's not accurate right? <chrisg> k <chrisg> where does dg get the data from? <ph0x> rnd();
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#4953 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

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#5094 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> best moment of blitzed 5(?) year meet <taras> being asked by someone "soo... how do you all know each other then?" <taras> changed topic quite quickly <taras> managed not to blurt out FROM A SECRET GEEK BUMMING CHAT ON THE WEB
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#5108 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

-!- dr [cgiirc@pD9E720E6.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #bitfolk <taras> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1172859282575.png [a swastika made of pizza] <taras> er <taras> dr don't view that image
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#5233 by qam · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

< Multiply> Ved I hvornår man 100% sikkert kan konstatere sig dum? Når man siger: Januar, Februar, Horsens... <+qam> DUMME IDIOT!

#5308 by svaerdkaemper · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

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#5315 by tomalak · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> wow, I sent bitfolk's books to the new accountant earlier <grifferz> he sent me an email an hour ago saying they looked "good" <tom> an accountant working at midnight? <gdb> it's not midnight in bangalore
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#5335 by Khaal · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

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#5359 by tomalak · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

-Twitfolk:#bitfolk- [jmb] I would normally resist tweeting the lunch menu - but dude, Creme Egg cheesecake! Nom.
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#5412 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<Ging> i stopped taking my medication long ago <Ging> the ironey is it was for social anxioty disorder and now i daren't go back to the doctor to get another perscription

#5484 by dg · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I was too rough with a stress reliever last night and it exploded over me. getting that gel out of your hair isn't conducive to stress relief btw

#5649 by tomalak · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> am at the world's most boring training course <taras> fun fact from this course: 'http basically means the internet'

#5651 by Mez · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

<+alexjs> popey: A friend of mine won a fifty pence bet by masturbating into his wife's shoe
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#5796 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.50 from 4 ratings

* chrisjrob hugs the gimp
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#5916 by grifferz · rating 6.50 from 2 ratings

<ging> in thosands of years time when historians find parts of the internet to look back and see monitors for sale, they will believe they were devices mostly for displaying images of cars
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#2272 by MrFridge · rating 6.44 from 9 ratings

* Dee GOES ON A MASS SHOOpico /etc/sysconfig/network-scripts/chat-ppp0 <Dee> TING SPREE

#50 by grifferz · rating 6.44 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> you should start your own society craig <craig> i would, <craig> it'd end up like iraq <craig> except we wouldn't lose
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#4237 by Daneinc · rating 6.44 from 9 ratings

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#87 by taras · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> ignore marky it is a bot that just says random occaionally amusing but usually incomprehensible things <marky> grifferz: I think i'm gonna kill you with ragtime music.

#1591 · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<|Kali> do any of you use a UNIX type OS?

#1751 by grifferz · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<griff> yes, but you are a freak <the_real_muppet> i am not :( <the_real_muppet> i shaved my pubes off today

#1777 by MrFridge · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<Louise> im a big smelly whore <grifferz> to be a whore you have to sell it, not give it away free

#2064 by grifferz · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

* swat holds onto his stool
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#2302 by strtok · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<g3tt0> your hella right.. your insolent and incompetent, and u could never get me to be a part of your hurting fuckn crew, you trick mauufuckers are gay ON THA REAL .. u got no game bitch, u know this already.. thats why ure trying to be a tough guy--> bitch believe its about your insecurities.. I got this FAGOT
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#3302 by trendwhore · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<\> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY | <trendwhore> FUCK YOU | <grifferz> and the bela you rode in on
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#3423 by Alpehue^ · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<Cookie> Nogen der vil bolle for 500kr? | <@Tekken> du kan få det billigere nede i byen | <Cookie> Jeg kunne godt bruge pengene Tekken
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#5186 by MrFridge · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

<Eyecon> all automatic pencils should use the same size lead <taras> my sony pencil doesn't <taras> it uses memorylead

#5671 by tomalak · rating 6.43 from 7 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [seanw/@spwhitton] Reading these old IRC logs is rather heart-warming. <dutchie> sean has obviously not been reading the log from #bitfolk
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#5166 by tom · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Dominic> oops. Forgot to tell the garage about the immobilser on the car, they've been trying to work out why it wouldn't start :)
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#126 by taras · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<strtok> IM GAY <strtok> excuse me if i like a touch of art in my music and not some guy whining on about his last 3 girlfriends!
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#5161 by Rakanichu · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

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#160 by taras · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Skeletor> *** Resolved 80.195.224.52 to SHEEPIE <Skeletor> you know thats always a bad sign

#189 by grifferz · rating 6.40 from 10 ratings

<craig> i'm sorry, i should;ve remembered that many people are pedanic here <taras> it's pedantic

#588 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<ben> you'd think i was an idiot

#738 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

-ChanServ- Founder of #KKK changed to zeen.

#863 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

* grifferz steps into ben's orifice

#1209 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Altema> griff your fruity movies are banished in the u.s.

#1229 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Altema> well why didn't you just say Hey, want some head and then bite his balls off <Lou> cause it was four am <Lou> and i didn't want to have to clean out my barbell again <Lou> and i have to do it after everytime i put something in my mouth, be it food, my hands, or a penis. <grifferz> a high price for fashion

#1262 by MrFridge · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> he should invest in a bib and 24 hour male nurse <Syro> actually i wonder if i could do that

#1561 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Wafer> cossie: yes gimp we usually do 4pm-4am <cossie> Wafer: u callin me a gimp? <Wafer> are there anyother ppl called cossie in here? <cossie> Wafer: thats a yes then?

#1589 · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Hagen> hello my name is hagen i come from Germany and i am searching for some girls who wants to spend their summer hollidays together with me

#2196 by taras · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> wow, this is a big chicken leg <grifferz> this is a leg from a mutant chicken <grifferz> The Chicken That Ate Las Vegas
Quotes from #newzbin

#2400 by Brandon^^ · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Brandon^^> At the end of time, along with cockroaches and an inhabitable planet, Symantec will still be there, peddling their shitty wares.
Quotes from #blitzed

#2461 by IZS · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<zeen> i hate moaners <zeen> but i'm going to moan at the moaners cause i don't think it's as bad

#2557 by Laura · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<pedagogue> Dee: I'll wank it for you <Dee> im getting good at it

#2921 by taras · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<deophite> I'm the guy you've always wanted to have sex with <Polly> how neat. <Polly> my brother said that last night.

#3049 by taras · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Polly> polly has cock and balls! <Polly> tongue my bag plz.
Quotes from #coattails

#3332 by Belatucadros · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<Vaun> afk for shitting on self

#3953 by Belatucadros · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<puki> I'm staying here <puki> I know you lot have probably seized the channel already

#3964 by Tramtrist · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

-!- puki was kicked from #blitzed by grifferz [small]
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#4941 by zedex · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> actually both yourself and lilo have something in common, GeorgeWBush, in that you both live on state benefits and push the boundaries of mental healthcare on irc
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#5045 by IZS · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<swat> taras: can't you use english proper? <swat> taras: Taras's? <swat> Taras' ! <swat> but that means your plural
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#5097 by grifferz · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> interestingly vitamin A is one of the reasons why cats can't be vegan, I believe <grifferz> not sure if the same applies to dogs <grifferz> don't think I would ever try to enforce a vegan diet on a dog anyway <GeorgeWBush> well that would be quite dogmatic <GeorgeWBush> hopefuly not a catastrophe though
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#5275 by Griffen · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

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#5321 by grifferz · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> I don't think I could get a job in IT as they would not use Pascal

#5692 by CrazySpence · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<SueGirl> she tried to have sex with my little brother <Laura> ewwww <Laura> is he cute?
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#5791 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.40 from 5 ratings

<+lanky> I knew as soon as I'd pushed the damed thing in I'd picked up the wrong one.
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#59 by CrazySpence · rating 6.38 from 13 ratings

<Silencer> I better not click that link as I'm eating atm <grifferz> are you eating dog, Silencer? <Silencer> FOR FUCK SACK <grifferz> bwahaha
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#2511 by Halfdanes · rating 6.38 from 8 ratings

<Skizo> Keanu Reeves er sååååå lækker
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#3711 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.38 from 8 ratings

<@mark> wtf is up with unagi <@mark> I can't login... <@mark> oh it is just slow <@grifferz> 00:14:57 up 49 days, 9:02, 1 user, load average: 101.26, 99.22, 87.18 <@mark> ah <@mark> antony? <@dg> someone didn't give antony access did they?
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#2828 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.36 from 11 ratings

<Gorm_den_Graa> Jeg fatter så meget minus at selv min mor ikke ved hvor hun skal sende mig hen. Skolen eller limfabrikken

#3000 by Zatoor · rating 6.36 from 11 ratings

<Svafnir> Scorebemærkning: Hey smukke - Vil du sluge kebabben? <[SHH]Eirik> tror jeg at jeg vil prøve i byen næste gang svaffer :D
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#4192 by grifferz · rating 6.33 from 9 ratings

<Eyecon> magistra: why does your website not have a guestbook? <grifferz> don't start.. I'll have to write it :) <Eyecon> if I had a girlfriend I would write one for her
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#4626 by synfx · rating 6.33 from 9 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> where do you put the LILO? They are quite large <GeorgeWBush> they look too large to go in the PC <poedgirl> GeorgeWBush, you don't know much about linux do you? <GeorgeWBush> well you can get a LILO from an aquatics shop
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#4730 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

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#4741 by zedex · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I've just written a 101MB ISO to a DVD <grifferz> the definition of waste <grifferz> people in the sudan don't even have CD-Rs
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#4888 by Rakanichu · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

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#5056 by grifferz · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<tom> anyone want a gmail invite? <OfficeRabbit> yes <OfficeRabbit> plz <OfficeRabbit> send it to officerabbit@gmail.com
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#5063 by ben · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<taras> what's the best thing about fucking 24 year olds <taras> ... <taras> ... <taras> there's twenty of them <taras> .. <taras> just realised it only works if you say it
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#5078 by grifferz · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> What should I call the eMac? <taras> does it have to be male <taras> all mine are female <grifferz> haha, that's because you like to imagine your computers waking up and sucking you off <taras> stfu grifferz it is good to have a naming scheme <taras> even if it is "female characters in harry potter"
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#5236 by grifferz · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<taras> i'd pay extra if it meant some african kid didn't get one [OLPC] <taras> that's just how i roll <MrFridge> you missed a t there taras

#5329 by taras · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<tom> dg <tom> i've had too much honey dew <tom> wjat should i do <dg> make a fool of yourself on irc
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#5501 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

< chrisjrob> you need to get it out in front of her

#5622 by Dominic · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<issyl0> I have learnt that making a website in PP is TERRIBLE <robert_> creating websites using powerpoint? <robert_> do you have carpentry lessons using cutlery?

#5645 by Eckrall · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

*chrisjrob was playing with latex last night

#5890 by kfullert · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<+lanky> Besides, i find the extra 2" makes a lot of difference
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#173 by erik · rating 6.33 from 12 ratings

<pedagogue> the design is gay <strtok> dear <strtok> we are gay

#1128 · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<|an> and you know how good limp gimps pimped to chimps are for ape tape rape.. they just get the slag in the bag and shag the fag

#1140 · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<Sterri> Over disk quota on /export/home/bio-u2, remove 0k NOW PLEASE !!!

#1211 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<|an> we live in a real country, we have houses and schools and education <|an> whereas you have shanty towns and carboard boxes and learning how to sift garbage for bits of tin to sell for 20p a week <|an> so therefore we are right

#1224 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<AngHell> what can do an ircop?!

#1244 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<MrFridge> is that like you paint your house and then can never find it again <Eddie> MrFridge, that paint is called beer

#1302 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<Sublime> i wear a skin tight top, you may think i'm gay, but i just wear it to show my pecs.

#1308 · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> marky couldn't hax0r his way into anythign except another man's rectum

#1337 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<DjTrAnCeMoNkEy> whats worng with cheap vodka <DjTrAnCeMoNkEy> other than that expensive vodka is better

#1400 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

* Adam dares griff to finish the jd <strtok> I think adam just wants you sloshed enough so he can seduce you griff

#1403 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> IU can't typer what makes you thinknthat U can speak?

#1404 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> I'm gonna go change the oil on me cat <taz> rofl <taz> car :)

#1407 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I love blink-182 <grifferz> I want to be female and shag them <grifferz> or gay

#1445 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> in fact I have more hair on my arse than on my heaed

#1450 · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<andyc> 4I`m horny msg me

#1469 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

* ben returns and there is more rejoicing in this one time than all the times matt has returned.

#1618 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<G-Shock> Like Ewan Blair, we're caning it <G-Shock> like a sunday lunch, we're roasting <cYBEr_dOg> like Ian with a hamster, we're banging!

#1625 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> well I exist between the worlds of northen monkeys and southern fairies <grifferz> a sort of hairy fairy if you will

#1634 · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<Brain> how can I change my nick? <Matt_> type /nick newnick *** Brain is now known as newnick

#1682 by grifferz · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> stick it in mine if you would

#1910 by taz · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<andyc> i know i came home early hours and tried pissing inside my PC

#2072 by leE · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<andyc> whats a 286?
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#2735 by RufFiaN · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<Dan> taras <Dan> after chasm <Dan> will you code a game like unreal? <Dan> but better? <taras> nah <taras> i'll code one like half life 2 <taras> only it fits on a floppy
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#2787 by Randmaj · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<Nico_Den_Dovne> en gang sex med drac er godt, 2 gange er dobbelt så godt.. og mange gange er meget godt!
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#2806 by taras · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<jimmy^^> do you have a problem with my cyber cock andy? <grifferz> yeah, Ican't find it
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#2856 by Alice · rating 6.33 from 9 ratings

1) Teutobod, den lille dreng, / synes verden var så streng. / Ville være stor og stærk / så han kunne gå beserk. || 2) Men Teuto han var lille, / dog havde han en dille. / Han jagted' skønne møer, / men fandt ej nogle skøger. || 3) Teuto nok så lille var, / var mod andre ej så rar. / Undtagelsen dog findes, / For Alice ku' han mindes. || Digt af Alice
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#2905 by Pinch · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<Statler>I love cock!

#3018 by _CyRuSS_ · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

(+grifferz) well, you can't (@genzou) yeah i know, i'm not a master :\ (Suplyndmnd) You're a masturbator
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#3388 by taras · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<ben> how many people you have on msn plz? <taras> 7/24 <swat> 3 of them are me and ben

#3424 by taras · rating 6.33 from 9 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Hitler + Indian = Hindu
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#3817 by Taggart · rating 6.33 from 6 ratings

<MrsIrB> !quote MrsIrb * MrsIrB sniffs.

#3979 by Kostas · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<Grimmel> IM 260 POUNDS OF PURE BLACK MAN BITCH

#4278 by Belatucadros · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<Tarantula> you smell like nigger alu...russian know this smell
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#4352 by Daneinc · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

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#4742 by Jimmy · rating 6.33 from 3 ratings

<chris> ontario, canada is one of the only places in the world where you can marry a fag but you can't smoke one

#169 by grifferz · rating 6.30 from 10 ratings

<strtok> i wish i was 17 again <Adam> i wish i had 2 cocks, one for my fish and one for my arse

#3490 by grifferz · rating 6.30 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> in decades time people will look back and laugh that downloading music was ever illegal <taras> when grooming is illegal, people will laugh at how people like eyecon managed

#358 by tom · rating 6.29 from 7 ratings

<MarkyOfBorg> mysql> select statement lee sucking cock...again

#1223 · rating 6.29 from 7 ratings

*** ^^rasputin^^ (asd@asy95.as31.sol.superonline.com) has joined #haven <grifferz> ra ra ^^rasputin^^! <grifferz> turkey's greatest love machine <le3> Boner-M <grifferz> boney slm

#2159 by dg · rating 6.29 from 7 ratings

<TriviaDBG> From Trivia: What sport uses plugs and leaders <pedagogue> fucking <TriviaDBG> 23 points to pedagogue, who gave the correct answer fishing
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#3206 by Mully · rating 6.29 from 7 ratings

* Grimmel was kicked by | (surprise!)
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#2110 by leE · rating 6.29 from 7 ratings

* leE:# finds haribo sour mix - yay! <swat> can i download ? <dg> internet pick'n'mix services! <swat> mp3 ? <leE> err no - it's a sweet <swat> thought it was a song <dg> ok i thought swat had managed to make a joke then <dg> but obviously not :)
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#5072 by ben · rating 6.29 from 7 ratings

<sonorous> I cannot kick myself :( <sonorous> and I wank ~1 day
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#4137 by Laura · rating 6.27 from 11 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> What's the command to change my name? <synfx> /nick iamgay

#240 by ben · rating 6.25 from 12 ratings

[11:38] <Tracer> I would like to say how much of a bunch of ass holes you all are at blitzed, befor i leave for good! Your a bunch of fucked up nerds that are lazy and Power Mad. You recon your so cool when your realy a bunch of poofs. If you ban me after saying this i don't give a shit so there! hahahahahaha. Gregs a twat as well! [11:39] <Tracer> FUCK YOU ALL!

#512 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<trappist> btw im not sad just coz i do netmeet

#515 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I am eternally sorry for the damaghe my arse appears to have caused your member, please accept £250

#654 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<taz> for the 7th time <taz> addictions can be killed off <taz> i gave up smoking again :) <taz> for the 7th time

#1115 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<G-Shock> this morning i woke up again but with a cut arm and a sore arse

#1177 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<Savon> Is grifferz a bot ?

#1213 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<|an> yourold man's a nazi, he wears a nazi hat, he wearz his nazi trousers and he lives in a nazi shack

#1279 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<andyc> ok im gunna download a script too fuck ya over

#1391 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<CROMAGNON> is matt a kind of stupid?

#1411 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I'm imagining ian in leather shorts now <|an> please dont andy <|an> youll only bring last night back up again <grifferz> I can't stop myself <grifferz> oh, now I've had an accident <|an> mop it up

#1433 · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<shox> matt did you shag paula <taz> no I did not <taz> I merly accepted a blow job and fondled her flaps

#1724 by taz · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<purple_panties> matt. how big is it wen hard

#1881 by leE · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<leE> Matt: you having the same post beer typing problem? <taz> yes lee i an :) * leE iggl;es <taz> you know it makes send

#2119 by tom · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> damn hard finding a virgin goat in leeds I can tell you
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#2278 by jealusie · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

DiNKyDi blows the hot stuff <Tux> aww thank you :)
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#2631 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.25 from 8 ratings

-[14:48]- * Hynne ved Rog er til Omi :S -[14:48]- <[Q]vyRog> hmmm hvorfor :S, misundelig på du ik kan få ham ?? -[14:48]- <Hynne> Meget -[14:48]- * Hynne er jo herre lækker

#2786 by Ragna · rating 6.25 from 8 ratings

[13:20:49] <[FP]Kong_Arthur> Min ven skal have gjort pikken ren efter hår homo sex igår (Det sagde jeg bare ikke!!)
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#2869 by genzou · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<Kukuman> god damn this is tiny | <Kukuman> I can't get it out | <Peter_Pan> I cant get it UP! Thats worse!
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#3007 by Zatoor · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<Svafnir> Sorthra er en ond mand og Tekken ligeså...Begynde at mobbe en hårdtarbejdende Zatoor, der i firmaets interesse, ovenikøbet har mødt tidligere, for at kunne ubedre kvaliteten af TDC's ellers så omfattende service!!
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#3068 by tom · rating 6.25 from 8 ratings

Banned for idling: <pollux968> Is there any particular reason you have been hanging around in the Tweedybookguy room since yesterday? / the only reason I ask is because your lurking presence is a bit uncomfortable / it's making our chatters a bit nervous * You were kicked [and banned] by pollux968 (idle behavior)
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#3173 by Taggart · rating 6.25 from 8 ratings

<Mully> *parp* oh shit I just fired the bbq table at the cat
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#3607 by grifferz · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<tom> anyone want a gmail invite? <OfficeRabbit> yes <OfficeRabbit> plz <OfficeRabbit> send it to officerabbit@gmail.com

#3906 by synfx · rating 6.25 from 8 ratings

<synfx> hey john... you ever played with ssh tunnels? <JohnN> If by "ssh tunnels" you mean orifices, then yes

#4014 by Antony · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<Antony> shit me, that's good <grifferz> no thaks antony I don't think you could fit out my ring piece

#4396 by synfx · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<dg> arse, i'm so bad at writing emails <dg> i have like 5 i've been meaning to write for about 2 weeks <terminal> they all start the same.. "hello, my name is dg from the Nigerian National Bank..."

#4593 by poedgirl · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<Silencer> I opt'd to receive update for my iPAQ's firmware and opt-out the other special promotions/offers newsletters <Silencer> I get the spam, but not the firmware update <synfx> maybe you didn't properly work through the "don't select this to not not not not not receive none of our spam" thing

#4538 by konni · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<+konni> shutup biegl < biegl> shutup konni and go home and fuck your dog <+Belatucadros> shes not THAT ugly, biegl

#4592 by chrisg · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

22:07 -Crowley:#blitzed- [3071 / 4.6] <@Mailman> who's responsible for mailman on blitzed.org? 22:08 <+Mailman> jesus that single stupid quote everytime I join...

#4849 by zedex · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<sonorous> too many droolers here recently. can we please kickban tits on sight. kthx. -!- mode/#blitzed [+b *!*@*] by Dee <Dee> done
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#4904 by grifferz · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> if you register a domain hitler.tld I'll make \o.@hitler.tld work for you <taras> ok i'm getting a hitler domain <taras> trying not to giggle <taras> We are currently registering the following domain names:- <taras> # hitler.org.uk
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#5053 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<@mark> wtf is up with unagi <@mark> I can't login... <@mark> oh it is just slow <@grifferz> 00:14:57 up 49 days, 9:02, 1 user, load average: 101.26, 99.22, 87.18 <@mark> ah <@mark> antony? <@dg> someone didn't give antony access did they?

#5227 by taras · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> terry waite did have irc <grifferz> he had blitzed irc <grifferz> after the first year he asked to be chained back on the radiator though
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#5242 by grifferz · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<taras> popey stop dissing John C Dvorak on facebook, I don't remember you making a successful keyboard layout

#5476 by tomalak · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<tom> i want a silent mouse with tactile feedback <CrazySpence> perhaps you just need a motion sensor surface that tracks your hand <MurkyGoth> Or someone to stand behind you and tap your shoulder every time they see you press the mouse button
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#5561 by kfullert · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<@Dominic> issyl0: want me to show you where it is? < issyl0> Dominic, yes please.

#5735 by lanky · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<chrisjrob> killing java immediately fixes the problem
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#5737 by taras · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [issyl0/@issyl0] @tolien Twenty-three quid for 40mins on a train to Waterloo at rush hour. That price includes return, but still! < MurkyGoth> Now *THERE'S* a tweet that's just asking to be taken out of context...
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#5893 by lanky · rating 6.25 from 4 ratings

<MikeEcho> A place near me does 18" for £10.99, it's amazing.
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#321 by grifferz · rating 6.22 from 9 ratings

<Antony> im used to being in a chat room 50% full of newbies <grifferz> well this is blitzed, we push the boundaries of being know all bastards who lurk and lart. <grifferz> this isn't yahoo chat you know <Antony> how'd you know my other regular chat room was yahoo?

#333 by tom · rating 6.22 from 9 ratings

<Flashman> therio: how d'you reckon the sale of bahamut will affect networks that use it?

#371 by grifferz · rating 6.22 from 9 ratings

<pooface> http://ianhamilton.earlsoft.co.uk/images/stimpy.jpg <jealusie> but it looks too slimey to put in my mouth <grifferz> that is what all the girls say to ian

#2751 by grifferz · rating 6.22 from 9 ratings

<Dee> my logo is one off my scout groups website <taras> dean is this troop actually affiliated with the real scouts ? <taras> or is it part of tgchat <grifferz> what kind of badges would the tgchat scouts have? <taras> camping
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#3022 by Zatoor · rating 6.22 from 9 ratings

<Bamse|Away> hvis Vidar var en teenagetøz, var Omini ikke rastløs nu | <Vidar> eller er det omvendt | [17:34] <[TA]Omini> hvorfor er jeg rastløs | <Kimjatan> vi ved jo du er en af den små bebumsede og bøvede ildelugtende teenagere der bliver tændt af at se hud uanset på hvem det er plaeret
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#116 by grifferz · rating 6.20 from 10 ratings

<kaleb> CRAZYSPENCE I WANT YOUR BODY! <CrazySpence> no you dont...i have computer fat *shakes his lil titties*

#346 by tom · rating 6.20 from 10 ratings

<Mike> anyways, did someone from blitzed create goatse.cx ? <Mike> I got the strangest feeling either tom or taras have something to do with it

#497 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> Pongyi heh no, I just have a fixation with having things in my mouth :p

#533 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<black_starlet> see, i have a very quick gag reflex

#1110 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<strtok|trig> could someone send me /dev/ttyp1 so i can run a telnet server on my windows machine?

#1180 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<houlie> Friendship, on the other hand, serves a great host of different purposes all at the same time. In whatever direction you turn, it still remains yours. No barrier can shut it out. It can never be untimely: it can never be in the way. <SilverWeed> Masturbation, on the other hand, serves a great host of different purposes all at the same time. In whatever direction you turn, it still remains yours. No barrier can shut it out. It can never be

#1227 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> [00:13] -> *chanserv* please stop trying to impersonate services <grifferz> [00:13] -ChanServ- Unrecognized command. Type /msg ChanServ HELP for help.

#1239 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<ben> schools are banned at my school. well in lessons anyway

#1265 by grifferz · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<andyc> I'm gunna take GCSE swedish <MetalMickey> sorry andy, but u also need a big cock to star in porn movies

#1399 by MrFridge · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<tomgilder> I sleep with my sister and I can't stop.

#1510 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<shox> many a porn site is on angelfire <amber> yeah mines on angelfire

#1583 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<ben> how much do you get paid? <lisa> £3.50 <ben> HAHA I GET MORE THAN YOU <lisa> i'll rise above that <lisa> you expect childish comments like that from one who is so childish <ben> i only get 24 more pence <lisa> you only get 3.74?! <lisa> HAHAHAHAHA I GET MORE THAN YOU AT MY NEW JOB

#1650 · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<DJ_Evil> 4Oh! Matt, <DJ_Evil> 9I as a man,I wanted to love you, <DJ_Evil> 11Possess you, <DJ_Evil> and attempt to make you believe in me. <DJ_Evil> My love creates a knot that will be united forever.

#1854 by grifferz · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<strtok> is it possible to wank an ant you think? <strtok> if you had small enough hands?

#2045 by strtok · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<charlamange> No O-lines for your host <grifferz> how did you come to see that message? <charlamange> i am an experimental genious?

#2200 by taras · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<[dan]> Louise: whats red and invisible? <Louise> dan: my period, i think i might be pregnant.

#2427 by IZS · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<zeen> i actually found a song which made me feel unconfortable <zeen> couldn't breathe, oddly <zeen> very odd feeling * zeen puts it on again
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#2469 by TalieseN · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<snappy> fuck me <ltlkosh> bend over
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#3309 by mark · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<@tom> the only two encyclopedias we have in this house <@tom> are downstairs on a desk <@tom> ...under a computer monitor, to raise it up a bit <@tom> currently displaying wikipedia on it
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#3903 by Tramtrist · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

-!- OfficeRabbit [~kevin@kevin.dmz.otherwize.co.uk] has joined #blitzed -!- mode/#blitzed [+b *!~kevin@*.dmz.otherwize.co.uk] by ChanServ -!- OfficeRabbit was kicked from #blitzed by ChanServ [User has been banned from the channel]
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#4734 by grifferz · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> I am banned from so many internet forums that I have to use proxies most of the time
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#4813 by poedgirl · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<Jimmy> i cant seem to get one up
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#5402 by dg · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

-Twitfolk:#bitfolk- [alexjs] q`/47 <grifferz> I don't think I have ever seen someone do an irssi window change into twitter <grifferz> well done for pushing the envelope of fail
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#5712 by Dominic · rating 6.20 from 5 ratings

<lanky> TREllis: that's a banana and a half :) <TREllis> lanky: excuse me?
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#2750 by Ragna · rating 6.18 from 11 ratings

<Sparky>: MC=Decoy |<Alfasmurf>: stor lighed hva Sparky? |<MC>: hmmm MC = Decoy Skal du ha slag Sparky :@ ??? Det er jo en fornærmelse!! |<MC>: okay Jeg skal forbande dig til at høre Jon resten af dit liv begge minutter!!|* MC sørger for at sparky høre Jon resten af sit liv begge minutter|* Sparky blir li Jon fan
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#74 by grifferz · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> another has destroyed a hard dick <Kaneda> luckily enough my sister cant even turn mine on

#442 · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> no will, i often put pictures of people i don't know on my web page and pretend they are my mates

#488 by grifferz · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<the_real_muppet> i have had piles <the_real_muppet> i have had them, it was bad <the_real_muppet> i shit too much <the_real_muppet> i think that is why i am thin, i must poo about 4 times aday

#670 · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<Kandle> if it was up to the director I'd be shagging him on stage

#719 · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

* Harry is a 17/f/london

#745 · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<zeen> harassing is when u dont want someone to do something to you, i want want to be classed as a racist with a channel called kkk under my nickname and a quote added

#1241 · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<ypd> britgril hi m or f

#2567 by chrisg · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<taz> we'll have to meet up for a drink ben when you move here ;p <ben> ok, i shall bring protection
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#2630 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<{Chh}KR> Hynne, er den afklædt så vil du sku værer for flov til at den gør honør

#2993 by Zatoor · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<Dag_21030> Er det bare mig, eller lugter UT af gammelt køleskabssnask?
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#3141 by grifferz · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> there was a programme on channel 4 the other night about interracial relationships through the ages <grifferz> it had a letter from the welsh chief of police from like 1902 <grifferz> he recommended that UK have apartheid because of black men marrying white women <taras> heh <taras> what would the welsh know anyway <taras> too busy having inter-species relationships

#3419 by crazyspence · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> tonight was actually jot as bad as i eare dit would be <grifferz> fersared <grifferz> scared thing <grifferz> feared

#3491 by grifferz · rating 6.17 from 12 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> that is rather pathetic but I still don't really care. it's just IRC <magistra> but IRC is my life :( <magistra> don't call it 'just' IRC

#3524 by grifferz · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<ben> i'm so glad never to have watched queer eye for the straight guy <Ziphy> Seriously, living it every day must be enough for you
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#3849 by morphy · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<MrsIrB> It's going to get larger.
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#3724 by taras · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I'll ban you irl
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#4476 by Eyecon · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<MrFridge> but yeah I will grab a shower now <grifferz> yeah ok me too
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#5079 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<@taras> i like empty local commuter trains in the evening in summer <@taras> when the sun is setting <@taras> specifically in the bristol area
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#5753 by mdm · rating 6.17 from 6 ratings

<issyl0> Oh fuck yeah
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#138 by taras · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<marky> therioman: Is my ambient little buttlove buddy. <therioman> marky i do not really recall being ambient

#1166 · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<Rebekah> i think the whole tampon subject is getting somewhat disturbing if not old. <Loon> like Andy then

#1185 by grifferz · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<taras> wait <taras> is Leeds in the North <taras> I was thinking about the other one <taras> London <taras> they're all big cities not in Scotland

#1230 · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<Matt_> they have it in for me since i stole a police car 4 years ago <Matt_> wankers

#2024 by MrFridge · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> I would trust him about as far as I could ejaculate the vatican city state

#2026 by taz · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<Louise> i'm tired and horny <Louise> so i'm gonna go spend some quality time with mr. vibrator <Louise> and then pass out

#2179 by Silencer · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> That is TOO funny!! by GeekPrincess [02/06/24 07:17] I laughed until I cried!! :) <Silencer> I was laughing here <Silencer> alone <Silencer> 1AM <Silencer> :( <grifferz> don't worry Silencer, we can be sad together. last week I was laughing at something on irc at 3am and someone knocked my door and told me to shut up
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#3100 by yohance · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<fufi> im a stupid butterfaggot
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#3157 by taras · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<Antony> my dad is rather open minded about most stuff <Antony> but sides with hitler on gays

#3873 by ben · rating 6.14 from 7 ratings

<taras> type this /q $+ u $+ i $+ t ON 1:INPUT:#blitzed: say $1- lol | halt lol lol * Boyd_Hoyland (~kevin@213.78.188.23) Quit (Quit: ON 1:INPUT:#blitzed: say lol |) <taras> hahahahahe lol OfficeRabbit> YES AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD DO THAT <OfficeRabbit> immature idiots.

#66 by CrazySpence · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> actually this is going to be the new rule <grifferz> I will carry on writing services, if every month each channel will chain a virgin to a rock for me <grifferz> finding a virgin in #niagara each month might be hard I realise

#506 · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> yeah, and I'll AKILL the fucking queen if she spams richard

#1824 by ben · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

<tok-zZz> can you make it so i can SMS flood someone? <tok-zZz> ill give you head
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#2570 by Tekken · rating 6.12 from 16 ratings

[14:27] <[LS]Blatand> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee elsker sol :D
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#2482 by crazyspence · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

SueGirl> she tried to have sex with my little brother <Laura> ewwww <Laura> is he cute?
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#2593 by Tekken · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

<Alice> Jeg har et liv ... <Alice> jeg kan bare ikke huske hvor jeg har lagt det ...

#2690 by Halfdanes · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

[19:14] * Domis^Blatand har aliens i sine højtalere :S det lyder som om de har sex

#3400 by Halfdanes · rating 6.12 from 8 ratings

<Snakes|Paa|EsbjergOlympiskeIdraetspark> Det er sq svært ikke at holde med EfB når de spiller så godt
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#16 by strtok · rating 6.11 from 9 ratings

<Jasonn> so by your statements, if we were to mention countries, UK would not be one <jpayne> put down the crack pipe if you wanna discuss sensibly :p

#3752 by synfx · rating 6.11 from 9 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Do hard disks get heavier the more data they have on them? <OfficeRabbit> I imagine CDs would get lighter since they get grooves burnt out <OfficeRabbit> But that doesn't happen to hard disks, does it?

#2101 by ben · rating 6.10 from 10 ratings

<NetmagTrivia> From Trivia: On what part of the body is an 'ltk procedure' performed? <MackemMan> eye <strtok> ehjuiheuh! <NetmagTrivia> That is correct strtok, the answer is eyes
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#2595 by ZaneHyn · rating 6.10 from 10 ratings

<Halfdanes> Gunl0d|Ragna >>> Trekanten må vi klare en anden gang... hvordan dælen skal jeg kunne nå hjem til det?
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#3226 by Taggart · rating 6.10 from 10 ratings

<Taggart> I always thought of Tram and Vaun as the buddy movie stars, with Bela playing the lovable but unwitting sidekick. - <Taggart> Of course, it is a gay film, only shown in europe, but that's just the way they are.
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#3433 by dg · rating 6.10 from 10 ratings

Jester has quit [Killed (Raiders (mieluinen onboard , nyt kuluva ajaa hetkisen jotta ajaa))] .. time passes .. <Raiders> FL.. yes yes .. And all the trouble I went thruogh translating that shit :( <grifferz> haha so you are saying you though fl was finland? :)

#2 by grifferz · rating 6.08 from 13 ratings

<Silencer> When I was a total lamer, I liked long WHOIS infos

#3 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 12 ratings

<strtok> hows it going ? <Potenza> it is going <strtok> is it? <SuPeRGiRL> Potenza never lie :P

#36 by andyc · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> yeah but I mean you need an economically motivated war where the US can laser guide a warhead onto a turban from 2000 miles away whilst the other guys have pea shooters, and the world's newspapers are covered with stories like "1 american slightly bruised" <grifferz> "US armored division forced to mop heavy artillery of camel blood after elite counter strike"

#46 by J` · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

*** Quits: taras (Local kill by ben (HELLO THERE SIR! YOU HAVE BECOME INTERNET MIRC OPERATOR ON THE BLITZY WITZY POLKA DOT BIKIIEEENI INTERNET SERV$ER HUEHEuehuehueheuehuHUEHEUE....THANKYOU FOR TURNING UP ON THIS DAY! KEWL!!! taras LOVE YOU LONG TIME!))

#162 by taras · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<John> hi <leE> hi <John> hi <leE> hi <John> lmao <Iain> wtf <taras> rtfm! <John> nm Iain <John> stfumf <taras> !!! <John> shut the fuck up muther fucker! *** John has Quit (Quit: )

#208 by taras · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> well sheep are female aren't they? <grifferz> or am I getting completely confused? <ben> sheep is like human

#211 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

* Dee shuts up before he makes himself look more dilly

#221 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> http://blitzed.org/?skin=erik <uneks> dude <uneks> what the hell <uneks> I see a naked man on your websites

#233 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<andy> well what is the benefit of using unreal ? :) [...] <prince> total invisibility <prince> i believe those things make irc more enjoyable.

#260 by ben · rating 6.00 from 12 ratings

[21:59] <taras> anyone can control my mIRC [21:59] <taras> just paste this: //q $+taras $+control-bot u $+ i $+ t [22:00] *** swat (swat@pc-80-193-224-33-en.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: )

#295 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 9 ratings

<Mandifer> I wrote on mah boobs once <Flashman> i saw ;) <Mandifer> Oh yeah. Heh! <Mandifer> Forgot I posted that on the internet. :P

#356 by dg · rating 6.00 from 11 ratings

<perlguy> vagina <perlguy> vulva <perlguy> clitoris <perlguy> labia minora <perlguy> labia majora <perlguy> womb <perlguy> i want sex <perlguy> I WANT SEX

#390 · rating 6.00 from 9 ratings

<Louise> and where you do get off being so arrogant as to think that i would remember *you* out of the 100 or so tards i ban everyday?

#396 · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<shox> USA = dumber version of america

#399 · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

* Taz giggles like a pigmy warchief trapped in a bowl of soup

#404 · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<shox> so anyway it turns out you're not supposed to let your dog shag you up the arse... I'll be sore for weeks

#431 · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<Loon> I'm gonna get off an'all.. gotta get small child to bed

#487 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<Sapphire> Girff,,,u r a bi <Sapphire> i think

#529 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<|an> andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <grifferz> what ian? <|an> nothing, just thought id annoy you by saying andy

#536 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<britgirl> LOOK I'M NOT COMPLETELY STUPID - I KNOW WHAT THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS MEANS

#557 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

*** Quits: |an ([Banned (arse invasion, trouser scanning, rectal harassment, threats of buttrape, constant anal friction, open ring abuse...)])

#564 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

*** ben sets mode: +b *!*@*.slough

#567 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<|an> ian hamilton - him into anal

#571 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Emmmma> cyas later everyone..sorry i was a bitch

#626 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<bekah> its how i manage to spat so much verbal diahhorea without annoying myself

#664 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> sorry I;m busy searching the internet for an online goat store

#752 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<taz> bah btinternet has no decent porn newsgroups!

#763 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Jeny> Can someone tell me where exactly is Yorkshire? <grifferz> it's kind of up north <--- Unix Genius grifferz on Geography

#765 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Dan{}> FUCKING SHUT UP AND DIE ALL OF YOU !

#783 · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<ey51> where is that cdrom.com ftp site <hennifer> ftp.cdrom.com

#790 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<G-Shock> i just farted and it smell like i've cacked my pants

#794 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<|an`away> hes stuck it in me before <MetalMickey> who hasnt ian

#819 · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<MrMoves> Therio, I'd like something bigger, but 19 inches?? I bet requires lube

#842 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<Aeriss> how big is yours? <grifferz> mine is bigger than you know what to do with

#860 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<cryptic> GIVE ME BACK MY VODKA!! OR MOTHER RUSSIA WILL KILL YOU!!! DO NOT UNESTAMATE DE POWER OF KGB

#910 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<taz> ive humped an arse, never tried to put my nuts in it though :/

#1013 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<ben> i found a pube on my keyboard

#1065 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<ben> [ben@aeriss ~]$ %blow <ben> %blow: No such job.

#1096 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> no offence ian but you consume more vodka than the national export of russia and you think at least 90% of the objects in the world at any one time are gay, fuck ass, or are fagmongers

#1099 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<MrFridge> <cheesyhow> whats the faithless song that goes i cant get no sleep called? <--- Insomnia, or was that too obvious you 24 carat gimpang

#1105 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<^Milky^> mIRC 5.7...not bad... <^Milky^> ahhh no fuckin popups....poor shite

#1127 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<|an> MY NAME IS ASSIN <|an> ASSIN VADER

#1145 · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<zeen> griff, maybe u should also design and maintain the site for us <grifferz> only if you want a naked picture of the queen mum saying, I've had zeen on the front

#1170 · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> kik <MrFridge> lol even

#1171 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Louise> andy: you gonna get naked and dance on my gramma's table for me? <Louise> i mean <Louise> if you don't <Louise> ian has to <Louise> and NOBODY wants to see that ugly bitch dancin *EG*

#1174 · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<ben> andy: other andy

#1181 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<WyW0> nas <WyW0> hello <WyW0> I´M SPAIN

#1184 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<|angirl> do you like sex <|angirl> and to photograhpie many womans? <THE_HUNTER> sure u?

#1196 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<ben> ians mum is on steakandcheese <ben> http://www.steakandcheese.com/pics/amazinglyhotslut.jpg <|an> horrifically enough, i actually know what picture that is without having to go look <|an> shes sucking her finger

#1197 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Sticky_Vickie> men, if you could suck your own knobs would you do it? <grifferz> yes, why?

#1199 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<adanali> ý know but ý have 3 net connectýons <adanali> you banned my best one

#1212 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<ben> sam is gonna quote more <ben> give the lezza a chance is what i say

#1228 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<le3> 69 + 69 = 31337

#1240 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<ben> i have the james bond theme <Sebastiane> sýmon le bond ý thýnk

#1260 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Carina> yeah.. I never understood why I attrated so much arses the first couple of weeks online.. could have been me using the nick the_sexy_one.. butthen it occurred to me..

#1278 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

* grifferz gives birth

#1291 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

*** ben was kicked by Rebekah (Rebekah) <ben> one day you'll master the art of the kick msg

#1330 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<AJAN> why do has left ýrc nickserv ?

#1340 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> i ALWAYS minstrel when im menstrual

#1341 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<goose> well if this is the type of conversation in here u all want 2 get a fuckin life sad assholes

#1367 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Wafer> I WANT TO BE A RICH PRAT <Rebekah> you're half way there my love

#1371 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<ben> everyone says GEIGH at my school <shox> do they say it to you ben? <ben> yes

#1434 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

* phil-away is away - I'm ddfrunk adf i', goting to rreebd

#1490 · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<ben> OH OH <ben> FUCKING YES PHIL <MrFridge> not in public ben

#1492 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Rebekah> know what i havent had in a while <|Kali> me?

#1508 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Krud> placebo sucks my cock <Pongyi> do you think a band that big could find something that small krud :-)

#1521 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<GHOSTONLINE> hi darlýng? <GHOSTONLINE> wanna fear?

#1598 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<city-spirit> 13sarah I want the size of your cunt

#1615 · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

[20:57] <brad> can ý fuck you [20:57] <brad> can ý fuck you [20:58] <brad> can ý fuck you

#1637 · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<nyisles> Children's books that didnt make the cut <nyisles> Some Kittens Can Fly

#1656 · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Emma1> i want triplets u want twins lets go to bed and see who wins

#1667 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 12 ratings

<Adam> what is gimp.strugglers.net ? <Louise> your mom. <Adam> does it do anything important?

#1675 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

-haven.uk.eu.wrecked.net- *** Global -- from OperServ: Excessive clone triggers. AKILL placed on * <skold> erf <skold> whew <skold> just the global thats fucked up ;P <skold> id have to kick my own ass if operserv akilled *

#1763 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Matts> kirsten: some random wanker probably <kirsten> matts: surely random wankers don't have access to the internet? <TRiG> moo

#1772 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<regdab> Hi, sorry to msg you like this, but have you got any cool mIRC scripts?

#1794 by ben · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

<taz> i got off with paula at 21 <grifferz> 21 pints? <ben> 21 stone

#1815 by |an · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

[23:57] <taz> porking a bloke up the arse is natural? :) [23:58] <|an> standing on your head while stikcing a bottle of metz in your arse is natural?

#1839 by strtok · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Firestarter> ok now with anal sex...if you have anal sex too much do you loose control of your crapping so you cant stop it and stuff?

#1919 by strtok · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Trivia> Question (strtok): What does IBM stand for? <Rebekah> industrial biker men

#1920 by ben · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> hannah <grifferz> in mirc now <grifferz> type [23:53] *** grifferz (bey@dialup.strugglers.net) Quit (Quit: She's touching my special area.) [23:54] *** grifferz (bey@dialup.strugglers.net) has joined #UK <grifferz> "oops"

#1948 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<|an> i just realised that the date of new years day is 01.01.01 <LF> it was the same last year <eros> Last year was 10.10.00 What're they talking about? <puddin> no last yr it was 01.01.00 so don't lie

#1972 by MrFridge · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<little_me> when you are all alone you can here sanitary towels. They sound like nappies <|an`> yeah, i always get that.. walking down teh feminie hygeine aisle at the supermarket.. the voices.. they talk to me....

#1977 by strtok · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<ben> ew my ears are full of stuff

#1993 by ben · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<strtok> i stuck my finger up my ass before <strtok> but it smelled so i never did it again

#2007 by phil-away · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<Trivia> From strtok: What does SMTP stand for? <`> Suck My Terrific Penis

#2010 by ben · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<ben> if you wear jeans you won't get any cock <Rebekah> i can get little sausages on sticks

#2013 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<slashbyte> Y did u kick me? <slashbyte> All I did was ask for a goddamn voice!

#2037 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<DTR> ppl who associate with losers like griff are twats

#2063 by CrazySpence · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> "Dear AOL, as a devout Christian I am offended that you use the software of Satan. Even in today's business driven society there is no place for daemons. Please resolve this matter immediately."
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#5151 by Rakanichu · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

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#2112 by taras · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<tom> I like hands-on sex education

#2158 by erik · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<ben> phil: cool. scanned em in? <MrFridge> I think I have some of them on dick already

#2161 by erik · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> well there is theories that mini black hoes can be made

#2172 by erik · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> its opn <grifferz> eggdrops gets between them and their tree for hugging

#2206 by IZS · rating 6.00 from 13 ratings

<Dan> I HAVE ONE TRACK <Dan> DOESN'T MEAN I AM GAY <Dan> the fact i bum boys makes me gay

#2263 by IZS · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<marky> marky ~marky@frank.earlsoft.co.uk was a moron <Antony> marky, don't say that, you're smartest guy here <marky> screw that, you're smartest guy here - - plant in november 1960, and three 6 packs...wait...go back
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#2291 by jealusie · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Jim> must need a new set of balls <Jim> i got a spare
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#2337 by DivineDominion · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<bruZard> Beispiel MakeGame() : Die Software ist seit ca. 3 Monaten fertig ... seitdem arbeite ich daran um jeden Gedanken an Demokratie zu tilgen ... nix untergräbt meine Kontrolle...wenn ich fertig bin wird niemand MakeGame() aufrufen ohne daß ich seine Schuhgröße weiß ... Hacker werden sofort zivilrechtlich verklagt
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#2372 by Jaden · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<wunk> pictures of men suckling themselves and the like. <grifferz> suckling? that's kind of... farmyard <grifferz> ooh arrr the homos are a sucklin in the lower field
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#2408 by Statler · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

<Scrumhalf> now my breath smells like my wifes twat
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#2410 by IZS · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<Zeus> that's 20 minutes you could have spent looking at porn or starring in porn <taras> I hate to see myself on the screen
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#2417 by Genocaust · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

[20:38:07] <Bodach> hey you pigs, what's the best part of watching a woman run? [20:38:26] <Genocaust> the bouncing titties!

#2430 by Statler · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

[16:37] <Scrumhalf> MichaelB WTF r u on about [16:37] <MichaelB> your moms ortega D;
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#2462 by philc · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<Dee> [root@mail root]# rpm -ivh sma-1.3-1.i386.html | <Dee> sma-1.3-1.i386.html: read manifest failed: Success
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#2464 by Peter_Pan · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

[23:54:06:] * grifferz was kicked by snappy (message me if you wanna come back in) <Peter_Pan> Grifferz is a server admin! :-)
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#2810 by Tallens|work · rating 6.00 from 9 ratings

Gorm_den_Graa løber eftet louise med bukserne nede om knæene
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#2536 by Torrent · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

[15:37] <trigger_my_passion> !find gspot

#2561 by Peter_Pan · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

<snappy-wan> frosty: I will if you get a clue stick shoved up your arse

#2565 by Peter_Pan · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

[02:38:44:] <Kalante> The girl I met on Saturday is called Ping? Amusing, no? ;) - [02:42:31:] <Freaky> "Hello, my name is 'Ping Traceroute Ifconfig'"

#2617 by Kukuman · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

[21:08] <yohance> i never thought i'd say it...but one can smoke can smoke too much weed

#2696 by Genocaust · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

-Eliza:#newzbin- 111196 Misc::E-book (albion) Microsoft Press - Writing Secure Code

#2699 by Statler · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<[_viCius_> this is the beginning of my confusion, I thougth usenet was a irc channel. <Peter_Pan> i'm a gay cunt
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#2706 by Halfdanes · rating 6.00 from 9 ratings

{Chh}KR griner bare af Halfdan, KR er så fed at han ikke kan bukke sig så langt fremover at hans hoved er tæt nok på røven
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#2716 by tom · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<swat> heh, i'm actually crapping up now <swat> er <swat> cracking

#2766 by mark · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<swat> does anyone know an application that can convert tiffs on linux :( <strtok> gimp? <grifferz> no need to call him that

#2768 by taras · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<taras> erik, you're doing a computing major aren't you? <strtok> yes <grifferz> enough about his sex life
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#2809 by Alice · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

* Tallens is now known as Kannibal | * |louise| er bare en nysgerrig lille mide :P <-- derfor Louise ikke bliver spist?
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#2812 by taras · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<taras> islam treats its women with respect * Tekken undresses the women nicely just to lay them on the bed and screw them hard!
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#2888 by TalieseN · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<iota> i sat here pissed at the lap top for like 5 mins because mirc would not connect <iota> i forgot to put the network card in

#2961 by genzou · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

*Eliza(#newzbin)* 262882 Apps::ISO (skorpikor) HALO:Combat Evolved <Skorpikor> i posted HALO :P <genzou> wtg, apps::iso, dumbass
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#3001 by Tekken · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

Nikulas_Alrehkson kills Tekken a bit with Heineken ;) | @Zatoor når lige at kvæle den Heineken inden den dræber Tekken
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#3036 by taras · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I wonder if professor stephen hawking got pissed off at SWAT_SHAG.wav <ben> yeah, he probably waggled his finger he was so mad
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#3094 by Bodach · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<ckjfex> anyone know where i can get a copy of newzbin?

#3099 by wc · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<snappy> i hope my laptop is ready to be fucking replaced <snappy> poured about 6 cups of hot water on it
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#3240 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

<\> im too hot for any woman that resides in IRC
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#3367 by Raiders · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Dag_21030> nu er jeg så færdig med mit morgenrituelle "indtagelse af morgenmad og chatting med klaphatte"... hyg jer
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#3251 by Taggart · rating 6.00 from 11 ratings

<\> haha | <\> bodily functions | <\> spilling everywhere | <\> makes it sound like im urinating on the keyboard | <\> ?:|
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#3252 by taras · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<taras> snow is another word for water <dg> it's also another word for fun
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#3364 by Taggart · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<piespy> I didn't actually say this.

#3494 by Taggart · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

<morphy> at this point I have a paper plate, plastic fork, and 2 empty buns
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#3725 by Jynxter · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

-:- mode/#Coattails [+o Cheryl] by ChanServ <Jynxter> grats to sleeping your way to the top! ;)
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#3620 by synfx · rating 6.00 from 7 ratings

<Tux-uni> yes craig <Tux-uni> chrisg even <Tux-uni> bloody tab completion in cgi::irc <craig> bastard tux <craig> just made the window flash <Tux-uni> sorry chrisg <Tux-uni> crap! craig this time
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#3623 by |louise| · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<@Zatoor|Away> jeg har ikke fået noget i en hel uge | <@Zatoor|Away> jeg ryster jo helt | <@Tallens> hehe, kender det :)
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#3640 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.00 from 8 ratings

craig [~Craig@38.144.57.122] has joined #blitzed <OfficeRabbit> craig <OfficeRabbit> You just missed a netsplit! <craig> i also use quakenet <craig> netsplits no longer have a novelty value, they merely mark the passing of another half hour

#3876 by synfx · rating 6.00 from 10 ratings

<Jimmy2> do you know how to get rid of auto op? <Jimmy2> ive gone and done /aop * <Jimmy2> and now i cant get rid of it
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#4103 by Taggart · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<Megamantn> You think I'm nothing but a Nobody! <Megamantn> Well, You're a Wrong man, Buddy! <Megamantn> This is my Dark Chao, EVO. He'll be Keeping you Company & Killing you.
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#4113 by Jynxter · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<Morphine> Blizzard is fucked.

#4134 by Tramtrist · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

-!- nazi [~nazi@62.116.121.242] has joined #irpg

#4170 by Kostas · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<Tremens> women are evil, men are stupid <Tremens> sums it up
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#4198 by Kostas · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

*** Stroll has quit [Quit: i'm gonna take your mats and your girl.]
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#4238 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.00 from 9 ratings

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#4246 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

<m5ric> QSX BBE - 7 Days(Ferry corsten mix) <sonorous^> jaja <sonorous^> good tune <sonorous^> trance porn

#4254 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> Pete, you up for a while longer yet? <M3PHP> yeah <sonorous> cool :) <sonorous> I have two more Strongbow's in the rapid cooling device <sonorous> aka freezer

#4272 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> I want to try tesco.com just for sheer excitement <sonorous> I think I am quite sad <sonorous> but still, I enjoy my sad little world

#4303 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> 1. find crack <gm0tge> 2. insert penis <m5ric> wrong room ian #sextalk for u i think

#4293 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> bet the silver stuff is scratched? everybody's I've seen is scratched :) <m5ric> yeah <m5ric> I have an ipod condom to protect it but never use it lol
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#4367 by \ · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<+Laura> my salt has soap in it
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#4917 by Belatucadros · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<IrBovine> haha what the shit is going on in here. Haven't seen this much pining for underage boy ass since I left that catholic church...

#4461 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<@grifferz> I may pick up some vegan shoes at the festival <@Antony> lack of meat has made you want to eat shoes :(
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#4541 by ph0x · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<tom> http://news.bbc.co.uk/ <tom> that scared me! <larne> ARGH A WEBSITE! * larne runs in terror

#4621 by konni · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

-!- X-ChemicaL [borgirc-nl@83.98.248.158] has joined #blitzed -X-ChemicaL:#blitzed- Greetings - We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to your own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

#4628 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<OfficeRabbit> "genuine straight acting fun guy always up for a laugh or a night out." <OfficeRabbit> How the fuck can you be straight acting when you are fucking boys up the arse

#4643 by synfx · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

(immediately following a netsplit) <Antony> !seen silencer <Antony> fs <Antony> where is everyone

#4678 by \ · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

-!- Polly [JopLinJr@ip24-255-208-134.ks.ks.cox.net] has joined #blitzed < Polly> hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllo queers and dykes!
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#4692 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> brb lads, need another becks .) <gm0tge> haha, bet posh doesnt like that idea

#4693 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<M3PHP> oh did i say someone tried to burgle the house last night. [...] <M3PHP> be interesting wat happens tonight <M0PCB> flame thrower <M0PCB> or mini-gun or something <M0PCB> just to warn them off ;)
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#4702 by OfficeRabbit · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<@swat> arse <@dg> yum

#4712 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> taras is there a way to get MSN faces appearing in my IRC <OfficeRabbit> such as (@)

#4714 by poedgirl · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> going to see if this straight guy is still in town <OfficeRabbit> try to pull him again

#4733 by synfx · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<OfficeRabbit> nice, my blog is third result on msn for rentboys

#4739 by synfx · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

* @Dee listens to enya -Dee:@#help- sorry, wrong channel

#4740 by Belatucadros · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<strtok> i totally need dg right now

#4772 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> notice deliberate mistak

#4798 by Jimmy · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

-21:25:36- -NOTICE to poedgirl from Jimmy- oh of course, unpredictable iinet -21:25:37- * poedgirl Quit (Ping timeout)
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#4809 by Alfasmurf · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

[03:34:14] <+Rakanichu> "Mr. President ... Be got a small autistic gay kid who got a ban from a Dane claiming he's chinese ... should we bomb China?"

#4821 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

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#4822 by Eyecon · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<pedagogue> what duties do you have, exactly? <chrisg> monitoring the auto trader websites and dba services <chrisg> fixing general issues etc <pedagogue> so basically, breaking stuff to ensure job security.
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#4842 by Alfasmurf · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

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#4852 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> http://www.formula1.com/photos/597x478/sutton/2006/d06aus1016.jpg <sonorous> check her out <Rich> nice <Rich> let me guess, bernie ecclestone's wife lol

#4853 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> hehe, tasha can drink ;-) <Rich> well C drinks alot when she does drink <Rich> C just laffs at me lol, like on sat morning she came in to say goodbye before she went to work, I said "why are u in a nurses uniform" <Rich> was just her white shirt
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#4864 by jealusie · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

*jealusie bites Mint *Mint removes jealusie's awful breath

#4925 by strtok · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<@tom> I know a great hotel in Brighton! :D

#4887 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<OfficeRabbit> everyone join orkut, quick <OfficeRabbit> it's going to make a comeback any day now <OfficeRabbit> with web 2.0 <OfficeRabbit> all ajaxed up to the tits

#4902 by MrFridge · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

cool_boy was kicked from #blitzed by philc [there is no irc support for bopm, as the documentation you clearly must have read states - unless of course you are a dribbling fuckwit who doesn't read documentation.] | <cool_boy> f you bitch .. i know what i am talking about .... don't be so sure by kicking ppl from network .. cuz i will fucking kick you all out

#4932 by Dee · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

< KorwynKU> !list <@Dee> gimpo <@synfx> and gimpo was his name-o
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#4935 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

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#4939 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<boojit> Also i had goat curry in jamaica and i thought it was AWFUL, so TAKE THAT <boojit> i really did, but actually it wasn't that bad. It was no lamb curry though, i'll tell you that <boojit> kinda stringy and fatty and nasty, but edible <boojit> maybe i just got a bad goat or something <boojit> an old tin-can-eating billy goat
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#4943 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> i r uzbek a/s/l <ku5b> 97/it/your mom's house
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#4967 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<OfficeRabbit> I don't like going in that way, I hate using disabled people's enterances
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#4976 by Jimmy · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<IlIAsssss> he can i ask you something <IlIAsssss> i ve been banned from a channel but i have mirc can i remove that ban with mirc <IlIAsssss> can you help me with it <Jimmy2> yes you can. just type /quit ban #channel

#4978 by Jimmy · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

* bulbasaur was kicked by \ (\) * Joins: bulbasaur <bulbasaur> Hey my irc disconnected sorry bout that

#5007 by dg · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<Dee> poo doesn't need unicode to turn upside down
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#5019 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Antony> we did akick's that have brances <Antony> if $user is in #boogie then akick <Antony> we need* <Antony> akicks* <Antony> branches*
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#5021 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

<taras> Q: What's the difference between a priest and acne? <taras> A: Acne waits until puberty to come on your face.
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#5026 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT <swat> i prefer <swat> girls without legs
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#5035 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<ben> they have a bar and function room <grifferz> do they have a dysfunction room <ben> no that would cost extra, and i haven't invited tom anyway
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#5050 by erik · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<tom> WHY AM I GAY IF I FANCY MY FEMALE COUSIN
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#5052 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

< Eyecon> I bet even YOU could get a job in IT < GeorgeWBush> I think the hair I have would ban me from most jobs
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#5060 by taras · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I wonder if professor stephen hawking got pissed off at SWAT_SHAG.wav <ben> yeah, he probably waggled his finger he was so mad
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#5085 by zedex · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<Antony> i just added polly to msn <Antony> to try and find out if she's interested in receiving it
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#5091 by taras · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<swat> cool, i can get the lock out :D <grifferz> the lock? <swat> from my door <swat> apparently my housemates are having a houseparty <grifferz> and you're invited to lock your door? <grifferz> "simon we're having a houseparty m8" "c00l! well wickeed!" "no m8, sayin lock ur door lol"
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#5119 by BitchenZidana · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

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#5127 by chrisg · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<dg> switched transformers still scare me <Antony> the way they're robots in disguise
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#5188 by Eyecon · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<Eyecon> but if anyone knows a better open source vector-graphics (svg) editor, that runs on Linux, then I would be happy to know of it... <Dee> vi
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#5197 by Raidrs · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5198 by Raidrs · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5219 by Ufretin|away · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5220 by MissWindsor · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5234 by Cara · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5235 by Cara · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5284 by Hair · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

#5290 by Ufretin|away · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<SimpsonsDude> +imdb warbirds <OmniBot> [IMDb] No results found for: warbirds. <istok> heh <istok> +imdb warbirds (2008) <OmniBot> [IMDb] No results found for: warbirds (2008). <istok> meh <istok> +imdb warbirds (2008) (tv) <OmniBot> [IMDb] No results found for: warbirds (2008) (tv). <istok> stfu <OmniBot> fine, check; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1047544/

#5296 by Hair · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

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#5301 by taras · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. <dg> crowley loves that divine guidance * Crowley REACH * Crowley 8`-<
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#5322 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> I would set up a countdown on my website but I don't think you can do one in PHP

#5348 by tomalak · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

-!- taras [~taras@bitfolk.com] has quit [Quit: new year's resolution]
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#5353 by rphwrk · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<+MurkyGoth> It's like GWB, but with more spelling mistakes <Ging> that's a loe <Ging> i spell check my irc <Ging> fuck

#5367 by tomalak · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<jmb> email from Reception: "The soup today has changed to: Mushroom Soup". I have images of amazed catering staff gathered around a tureen.

#5407 by tomalak · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

-Twitfolk:#bitfolk- [ioerror] I really never knew that was possible with olive oil. What a night!

#5431 by tomalak · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<grifferz> I bet after our "discussion" about how free software people probably wouldn't like their views to be ignored and made to just call it "open source" instead that you think I am 100% free software zealot who smokes matt lee like a bong and then blows gnu shaped smoke rings

#5958 by Filbert · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<@grifferz> the tedium of ham? is that like the annoyance of cheese?

#5952 by popey · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

< Anonymousbert> Paul2: will there be showers at the hack camp ? < dg> oh right, now I actually look at the location it looks like it's right next to a sewage works <+MurkyGoth> Won't they complain about the smell?
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#5500 by kfullert · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

09:16 <+robert_> I will spend the evening with family in a nice restauant staring at my sister

#5521 by kfullert · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

< chrisjrob> no lidl in any civilised town < chrisjrob> such as guildford

#5522 by johnw · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

chrisjrob's law: if something's cheap enough it will get good reviews no matter how bad

#5539 by kfullert · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

21:03 <@johnw> unless you'd like a photo of me grooming

#5594 by kfullert · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

< darkmoon> It came like a shining bolt from the blue... "Will Ubuntu make it better?" < darkmoon> I looked her deep in the eyes as I reached for the install disc... "Darling, I'm gonna make sure you won't regret this..."

#5607 by Eckrall · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<mdm> That's what happened on one of the IBM projects I was on; IBM was so shit that the customer decided to insource <freakyclown> i can beat that...i worked on a project with csc AND IBM (and fujitsu) <mdm> Wow, that's like having cancer, AIDS and Huntington's all at once

#5619 by Dominic · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

* kfullert is getting monumentally wrecked for his birthday <freakyclown> kfullert: for your birthday? have you SEEN your life? its already wrecked!
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#5623 by tomalak · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<leica> maybe Blix felt it was the duty of the UN to try to preserve lives <leica> it also seemed to be the will of the electorate who voted Blair as a representative <so_solid_moo> the people of Sedgefield?

#5643 by tomalak · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

<taras> i only add people i have met in real life on facebook <alexjs> "14 friends" <alexjs> just sayin'.
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#5660 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<CrazySpence> you know your OS has a problem when slackware Gentoo have more robust installers <spb> if gentoo is more robust, then your OS is probably a life-size eiffel tower model made from toothpicks

#5697 by JohnN · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<Antony> laura and raiders sitting in irc... <Antony> c t c p i n g
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#5716 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.00 from 6 ratings

< freakyclown> you can teach linux you cant teach boobs
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#5721 by grifferz · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<grifferz> when I say "you could just ask and I or someone else will answer them", msging me the questions kind of defeats the object of the "or someone else" bit as I'm not schizophrenic <spaceman> k , msg'd u

#5738 by MikeH · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<dutchie> ok, i don't understand openttd, all my trains have just buggered off into the depots and refuse to come out <taras> you need to build a cheese factory, then you can coax them out with a nice bit of cheddar
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#5741 by Laura · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<+alexjs> Don't you fucking start. #lactoseintoleranthousehold < ging> grifferz is lactose intolerant?
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#5760 by Dominic · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

<chrisjrob> i like the fact that they charged kwyjibo rent <mdm> I paid my mum a nominal charge <chrisjrob> yes but that was for ... -ot

#5763 by lanky · rating 6.00 from 5 ratings

<mdm> I want my flying penises :(

#5788 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.00 from 4 ratings

* chrisjrob lubricates robert_
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#5972 by Ziphy · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

14:03 < ʇɹǝqoɹ> heh, apparently ddrp once put tin foil on his windows 14:04 < ʇɹǝqoɹ> shameful we have something crazy in common :(
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#5811 by Eckrall · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<@Dominic> on balance, I'd take Windows 7 over Xandros...

#5821 by chrisjrob · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

< silverraindog> ya.. i like to fiddle with bots

#5833 by lanky · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

chrisjrob I suspect pedo is the american corruption

#5834 by KWYJIBO · rating 6.00 from 3 ratings

<+chrisjrob> thank god i didn't listen to kfullert
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#5835 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<@grifferz> grr, jenny just told me she wants to do an OU course in Latin <+alexjs> grifferz: I shall assume you mean a course regarding the latin language rather than a course about say, optometry, taught entirely in latin
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#5842 by kfullert · rating 6.00 from 2 ratings

< freakyclown> remember i do bank jobs too :P
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#5843 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

< ging> as if i need help to male typos

#5852 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [Tolien/@tolien] So much for the "heavy rain"! <+Dave2> I move away from the sky to breathe in.

#5887 by taras · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

<@grifferz> wow, Boyz II Men on bbc one. how are they still alive? <@grifferz> they were popular when I was a child <@grifferz> and even then sounded like a contact magazine for paedophiles
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#5910 by kfullert · rating 6.00 from 1 rating

< kfullert> freakyclown: Kim Jung-Il - were you involved in his death? < freakyclown> im pretty sure i wasnt...but then the party did get a little messy the weekend so let put me down as "possibly"
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#2955 by Randmaj · rating 5.92 from 12 ratings

<[SHH]Eirik> jeg skal til at lave pølser, ses folkens
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#42 by taras · rating 5.91 from 11 ratings

* taras likes his mother <Dee> taras: when was your birthday? <taras> April 1st * grifferz likes taras's mother too <grifferz> sorry I missed your birthday, son

#3802 by synfx · rating 5.91 from 11 ratings

<Silencer> anyone good with find here? <Mick> find, anyone good with you? <find> anyone good with you?: http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com/ <Silencer> ..
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#3038 by Randmaj^study · rating 5.90 from 10 ratings

<zoomah> jeg er peer | *** zoomah is now known as peer | * Genghis|Negativ slaps peer around a bit with a large trout | <peer> om 10 sec er Genghis|Negativ ik her mer | *** Genghis|Negativ has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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#5429 by tomalak · rating 5.90 from 10 ratings

<Mez> grifferz: sarcasm? <Robert> You must be new here.
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#182 by taras · rating 5.88 from 8 ratings

<ross> now I know how swat feels <ross> old old swat <marky> ross: And he asked for a picture. <ross> marky: yes he did <marky> ross: Swat want to meet me!
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#2801 by Alice · rating 5.88 from 8 ratings

<Kimjatan> Jeg vil trænges ind i
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#3537 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.88 from 8 ratings

<-- Dee (~dee@monkey.earlsoft.co.uk) has left #blitzed --> Dee (~dee@monkey.earlsoft.co.uk) has joined #blitzed <Dee> oops <Dee> fell asleep with my hand on ctrl+f4

#3608 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.88 from 8 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Tarantula, can you send a picture into the gallery? <Tarantula> what kind <OfficeRabbit> One where blitzed.org is written on your naked flesh <Tarantula> i have no words

#3719 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.88 from 8 ratings

<dg> i'm staying in a hostel.. <strtok> cute <strtok> dg is going to get hostel sex0r <OfficeRabbit> anonymous gay hostel sex <dg> been there done that
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#3853 by Griffen · rating 5.88 from 8 ratings

!¡ Kick: (Tallens|away) was kicked by (Raiders) (Sry danish channel)
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#31 by grifferz · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<Jasonn> If your surfing the net with a text browser you dont deserve to have the internet

#227 by MrFridge · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> hmm now it doesn't boot at all <grifferz> though, experienced engineers have discovered that plugging the monitor cable in, does help

#307 by CrazySpence · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<ben> poo is not for health, it's just for fun

#334 by swat · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<tom> dad is watching history of erotic dance <taras> go downstairs and do an erotic dance * tom does <tom> woohoo! he slipped me £5! ...to put my clothes back on

#744 · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<zeen> if i want to be pissed off over racism let me, go fuck off and leave me alone, ok?

#1867 by ben · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<strtok> louise what about boxer shorts? <grifferz> ona girl? <grifferz> that's sexy <grifferz> and also cisco t shirts <grifferz> after rampant sex

#1928 by Adam · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> i r of the opinion that it r time for a tab <grifferz> you do acid, phil?
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#2404 by snappy · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<Genocaust> first G/F I've ever seen <snappy> man, you live a pathetic life

#2599 by Torrent · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

[23:10] <grifferz> I ended up "dating" someone who turned out to be a man. it really wasn't as bad as it sounds, but it sounds so bad that it just isn't worth trying to explain anymore
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#2922 by Tekken · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<Alpehue^> FOR SATAN JEPPE! | <Alpehue^> FOR HELVEDE DA! | <Alpehue^> hmf. sidder og skrivet et monster inlæg i forum. er næsten færdig skriver mit navn. lige indne jeg trykker send logger den mig af. den der latterlige nye ting der gør man bliver logget af efter 10 minutter eller sådan noget! | <[TA]FX> Hov, det er måske mig der har bedt ham om at lave den feature
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#3326 by Taggart · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<Mythius> my typing isn't good <Mythius> live iwth it
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#3575 by grifferz · rating 5.86 from 7 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Can anyone who matters recommend a webcam? <strtok> webcam for what? <OfficeRabbit> For uh.. <tarantula> for anal
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#4930 by taras · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> back later <grifferz> where are you going at this time of night? <GeorgeWBush> if you want to know, to the toilet
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#5027 · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<selemender> fatih <selemender> kline him <grifferz> why must I kline him? <selemender> he is bad

#5702 by martinc · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<+taras> you can't exceed 99.9% <@grifferz> what is "five nines" then? <+taras> 45
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#154 by erik · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<pedagogue> is andy's [ICQ] uin really 3l337?

#159 by grifferz · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<pedagogue> cum is good for you too <strtok> i drink about a pint a day <strtok> but i still get queesy

#296 by grifferz · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<Antony> what is it with the IRC communities obsession with goats? <Antony> i could understand it if IRC was invented by a welsh person... but i doubt it was

#366 by grifferz · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<tOoPaNg> grifferz: Goat"suck`er, n. (Zo["o]l.) A unique species of irc admin, belonging to {penguin} and allied servers, esp. of the blitzed species ({penguinus blitzed[ae]us}); -- so called from the fact that it sucks goats. The penguin species is also {goat-milker}, {goat fucker}, {goat blower}, {owl fucker}, {hawk fucker}, {jar fucker}, {night flasher}, {gnat fucker}, and {doorknob fucker}. [web1913]

#409 · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<bladerunner> and any good sysadmi would know that giving the internal informaion of how ur network is put togetr would not be a security hazard!

#584 · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<MrFridge> matt : i'm awake i'm just playing with ruth

#989 · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<|an> The requested URL /models/ian/submissive.html was not found on this server.

#1804 by Adam · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<|an> andys phone got stuck in his brain? <|an> better not swallow it andy <|an> you'll shit a brick if you do

#1931 by grifferz · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<craig> it's a ymca a thon going on <tomgilder> yes <tomgilder> Y <tomgilder> M <tomgilder> X <tomgilder> A

#2213 by taras · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<Dee> I didn't realise slm was turkish

#2252 by MadSci · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<WeedIsGood> I am a bot <Iain> no, you're the gimp that loaded those bots <WeedIsGood> maybe...... <Iain> go flood a porn channel on undernet or something <WeedIsGood> good idea <-- WeedIsGood (~don2718@216.120.184.2) has left #blitzed

#2267 by Flopper · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<jealusie> where did andy go this morning? <jealusie> i'm going to require he tell us more in his away msgs <jealusie> "not here" is completely unacceptable! * Dee is away: picking nose <Dee> tastes cheesy * Dee is away: picking nose again <jealusie> gross <Dee> you wanted more detail...

#2356 by strtok · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<strtok> lets fuck * pedagogue bends over <pedagogue> I'm a quiet bottom
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#2805 by ZaneHyn · rating 5.83 from 12 ratings

<Arnumerne> shit jeg skal have noget cola min mave har det så dårligt at det er livsfarligt at side tæt på mig p.g.a. jeg stinker ud af min røv :/
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#2627 by taras · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<zeen> you're talking to someone on the irc remember <zeen> half the people on the irc don't even require legs

#3846 by synfx · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

<deophite> alcohol is liquid panty remover
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#3960 by Tramtrist · rating 5.83 from 6 ratings

< puki> I own the world
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#552 by Silencer · rating 5.82 from 11 ratings

<perlguy> vagina < UFGrem> whicl i will install later on in the month

#191 by taras · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<Iain> Iain`s list of things not to do on IRC: <Iain> 1) <MarkyOfBorg> probably quite ironic that, at line 1)

#523 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<trappist> u know when im on irc, i secretly twirl around in my mirror vain or what

#549 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<Wead> I would like to chat while i bathe

#605 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<Natalie> grifferz u r gay???

#612 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<MrFridge> it sucks like a big thing that sucks of suck

#636 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I'd rather have a raging queer protecting my life than no fucker at all

#667 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I'm practising being female

#671 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<shox> andy: My family were very important high priests and priestesses of ireland until about 1000 years ago ;)

#681 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

* andyc wants a internet relationship

#753 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> i was a hardcore aoler for a long time <ben> SPUD 2000 <ben> i was

#884 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> |an: its cuz you made me swallow the wrong way

#967 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<taz> my life isn't only irc you know :) <-- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#1082 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> my connection is being gay <skold> its having sex with other mail connections?

#1135 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

*** onunadiask was kicked by grifferz (don't msg me insane bollocks at 4am)

#1535 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<Louise> its not like we can just pull perl strings out of our asses, is it

#1568 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> i reckon charlie dimmock should do porn <ben> i'd look at it

#1572 · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<carl> she males should be put down, it's not natural, and yeah I do ring those numbers

#1800 by MrFridge · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<swat> i told fetchmail to deliver all emails to posermaster@swatweb.co.uk on my local machine

#1871 by grifferz · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<starlet> the real reason i quit laura secord is because the chocolate smell really got to me. they smelled like vaginal discharge. it was gross.

#2071 by MrFridge · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<MrFridge> yes but most of the stuff on mp3.com is shit <strtok> yeah <strtok> my friend has music on there

#2163 by taras · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> php rocks my world <grifferz> welcome to 1999
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#3295 by Hynne · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

(22:17:35) <Gorm_den_Graa> hynne>vær flink...jeg kommer om 2 ture
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#3553 by Jynxter · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

[16:27] <Ruthie> shit, somebody needs to pm me the fuckin rules or something I already called bela a twat.. [16:27] <Ziphy> Bela is a twat
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#3635 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.80 from 10 ratings

<Tux> Speaking of Matt, anyone seen him lately? <OfficeRabbit> isn't he on holiday with grifferz? <Antony> canal trip <Tux> Accidently put a "c" there mate
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#3654 by Belatucadros · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

[18:08] <Kostas> !find find [18:08] <Kostas> :( [18:08] * find (~find@i.find.things) has joined #Coattails
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#4780 by Jimmy · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<poedgirl> what about podcasting from your local network using your PSP while on the can? <synfx> portable shit player
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#4973 by taras · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<taras> shame on you grifferz <taras> he is ACTUALLY DISABLED <grifferz> if he wants to drag his twisted form up to sunny feltham I will still tell him to cheg on for free
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#4992 by taras · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<Eyecon> my TiVo keeps recording programmes about Hitler :/
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#5018 by Antony · rating 5.80 from 5 ratings

<Antony> shit me, that's good <grifferz> no thaks antony I don't think you could fit out my ring piece
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#265 by grifferz · rating 5.78 from 9 ratings

<taras> I did NOT have sexual relations with that goat <dovey> i'm a capricorn..yiou can have sexual relations with this goat baby :)

#2204 by Iain · rating 5.78 from 9 ratings

<Dee> I just managed to pee on the end of the cord for my dressing gown :o( <tom> that's very annoying <tom> I did that once <grifferz> suck it dry

#2519 by crazyspence · rating 5.78 from 9 ratings

<Laura> well it is not like you would fuck me even if you had the chance <strtok> i might if i was sexually frustrated

#24 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 8 ratings

<Silencer> and it gets bored when almost all users are staff <CrazySpence> well get more users then bitch <CrazySpence> here. ill make a Bitch team and your the leader of it

#149 by taras · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<swat> Frontpage 2000 <swat> wicked program <swat> gives me l33t marquee

#289 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 8 ratings

<pooface> whos the fucking daddy andy? <grifferz> you are, you are, you're the fucking daddy. <tom> and I'm just fucking daddy

#364 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 8 ratings

trappist (~resilient@host217-39-56-223.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Quit: fuckers, you probably don't want to donate to tinnitus research becuase you dont have it. All i'm saying is that if che guavara was alive today, there would be an armed cu on a research establishment demanding that a cure or good treatment be found and developed.)

#608 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Louise> i'm diddling myself right now just thinking about wearing a pvc corset to pleasure ed

#616 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> im still worried i have a thingee.

#862 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> emma <shox> i wan you <Em^n^sarah> erm why <shox> wsex <shox> duh

#874 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<ben> i am a certified genius with IQ 161

#944 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Aeriss> Everyone is stoned <Aeriss> I'm not stoned <Aeriss> I just drank a bottle of wine <Aeriss> And I had Beans and Rice yum

#977 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> i just spilt lemonade over my nads

#996 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<ben> OH FOR FUCK SACK

#1058 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

«Quit» G-Shock (g-shock@cyber-clubber.com) has signed off (We Like Party........! P A R T Y..... The Vengabus, is coming and everyone is jumping). <-- oh dear.

#1080 · rating 5.75 from 8 ratings

<nyisles> griff is not single <nyisles> okay <nyisles> griff is single

#1138 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<fleabag> g'day! can someone tell me what slm is?

#1509 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> are you DJ Hardfuck <Vision> no <Vision> DJ VISION

#1523 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> I just drew a smily happy face on the end of my cock

#1603 · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

* ^Milky^ 12shuffles10 903 12MP3's and selects <2Point Break - Stand Tough.mp312> <103.38 12Mb> 12c1C12c3-12ß1ø12t 12C1r12e1w 2SounD ScripT <^Milky^> £àughing Ôut £oud <taz> still using gay scripts I see <^Milky^> fuck off :P <^Milky^> dis is a classic script!

#1705 by MrFridge · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

* MrFridge plays : Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out | *** Saydie (VIC007@modem-225-37-60-62.vip.uk.com) has joined #uk

#1847 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<|an> yes, he fucked his grandmother, therefore making him is own mother's daddy

#1940 by strtok · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<strtok> // $+ $chr(113) $+ $chr(117) $+ $chr(105) $+ $chr(116) $chr(73) $+ $chr(109) $chr(71) $+ $chr(97) $+ $chr(121) <ben> and we're supposed to do that? *** Quits: dOokie^^ (Quit: Im Gay)

#2009 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<the_real_muppet> DOES A FAG MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

#2102 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Angel> group wank?

#2376 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<zeen> it's like when you're 12 and everyone goes, "have you wanked?" and everyone goes "no!", i'm at that time where i'll say i've tried my own cum
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#2420 by Brandon^^ · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<hoozdapimp> any word on me being an editor? i think i've been in this channel for around 30 straight hours :) <Peter_Pan> you have to suck me for 30 straight hours before comming an editor <Brandon^^> Wouldn't those be "30 gay hours"?

#2468 by Camaris · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<xx2000xx> well my homo factor just moves up 5 notches, cause i'm going to watch american idol
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#2514 by Tekken · rating 5.75 from 16 ratings

Bofur (Quit: kigger rundt! Ser en and i gips!! Hvad lavede jeg lige før???)

#2576 by Randmaj · rating 5.75 from 8 ratings

<{Chh}KR> nej [M]Hrothgar[DSA] jeg vil ikke spille kiks med dig, du taber jo altid og jeg hader at se dig græde mens du ædder den
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#2724 by Peter_Pan · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Peter_Pan> BFC; wanna start reporting again ? <BFC> naw, took too much outa my unbussy day, i'll just pay :) * BFC was kicked by Peter_Pan (OK, cya!)
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#3023 by Alice · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

[DBJ]Skizo (Quit: Arh! At blive pillet ned som fjenderne oplevede her til aften, er sq som at blive trukket i kønshårene!)
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#4540 by konni · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<@synfx> look, in my world <@synfx> the only times anything should make a sound <@synfx> is if it's alive, is dispersing a shot of energy <@synfx> or is on fire <@synfx> the veal is neither alive nor running off batteries <@synfx> combine this with a crazy fear of fire, and i hate cooking
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#5017 by grifferz · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Adam> i refuse to come here <Adam> to griff's control palace <Adam> where everyone submits to him <Adam> and sucks his toes

#5212 by taras · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<Bluebirth> this is my first ???kur??? steroide..... waht can i ???eat??? injekt???? decabol, ganabol, anapobol??? is too mutch... you now what i meen??? <darksatanic> You have definitely come to the wrong place.
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#5628 by mdm · rating 5.75 from 8 ratings

<popey> morning slackers <dbeer> lo poop <dbeer> sorry damm keyboard again

#5634 by chrisjrob · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

< Ging> i have been doing impressions of a tiny dinosaur my gf does find it funny < kfullert> it's the simple things ...

#5728 by kfullert · rating 5.75 from 4 ratings

<@Filbert> before gobbling down the crusty remains of my sausage
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#373 by grifferz · rating 5.73 from 11 ratings

<Sip> are you aware, that some pages look weird with opera browser? <taras> isn't that just a feature of opera

#148 by MrFridge · rating 5.71 from 7 ratings

<strtok> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then <grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant.

#360 by grifferz · rating 5.71 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> when I start talking about dick usage then maybe <Iain> my keys get sticky if i do that
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#2388 by Kalante · rating 5.71 from 7 ratings

<TalieseN> we americans are lazy, why use 2 fingers, when 1 will do :) <Kalante> Does that apply to sex too? <Kalante> Why take 60 minutes, when you can take 2?
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#2779 by ZaneHyn · rating 5.71 from 7 ratings

<Genghis|In-Love> Dande.. det jeg ser her.. kan i hvert fald ikke tænde nogen | * Hynne tror GK kigger i et spejl
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#3483 by Oduke · rating 5.71 from 7 ratings

<Grimmel> Wake up in the middle of the night with a huge wood, can't let that goto waste.
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#71 by taras · rating 5.69 from 13 ratings

<Polgor> why do you have this +a here? <grifferz> it was a hybrid idea, and strtok felt like he could code it, so I committed the code after he developed it. there was no overriding need, and no overriding objection <CrazySpence> it made our penises feel bigger :P~~

#351 by ben · rating 5.69 from 13 ratings

[17:46] <MarkyOfBorg> everyone hug jealusie has gone

#245 by grifferz · rating 5.67 from 9 ratings

<jealusie> why does everyone keep calling you OLD Dee?

#355 by grifferz · rating 5.67 from 9 ratings

<swat> Click Me For Live Gay Sex=)

#1339 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<Rebekah> drugs drugd <Rebekah> drygs <Rebekah> drugs <Rebekah> they dont work.

#1437 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<Hako> hi <Hako> ý want talkýng <Hako> server admin. <Hako> for link <Hako> ý love tankgirl <Hako> so ý bought server <Hako> and ý lýnk here

#1455 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<cYBEr_dOg> ANY1 FANCY SOME CYBER CHICKEN SEX?

#1491 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<MrFridge> my first nick was BoRiS^ThE^SpIdEr

#1499 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<G-Shock[away]> my mum <G-Shock[away]> wants it

#1506 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<CorLeoNe> Once I came and called him son of bitch, but next day I told him sorry, and he banned me

#1611 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<MrFridge> well roger me backwards and call me grandad * strtok rogers u backwards <strtok> GRANDAD!

#1616 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<|an_> slm means 'ban me' in turkish

#1617 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<chump_2000> R U MARS

#1627 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<dOokie^^> ARGH THE PISSING CAT HAS SCRATCHED MY BOOB

#1630 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

#1749 by grifferz · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<andyc> I cant open my jammy dodger
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#2634 by ZaneHyn · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

* Rimfaxe "Hvaaaaa skal det være os 2 i aften SuperGrimmeKaelling ?"
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#2662 by Kalante · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<vir> hmm can someone help me? <_CyRuSS_> no, nobody <_CyRuSS_> read the FAQ and the Tutorial <_CyRuSS_> then if all else fails commit suicide

#2698 by Peter_Pan · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<[_viCius_> usenet is not in irc right

#2723 by mojatt · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

(Injurious) !dict moneky (Injurious) bah (Injurious) !dick monkey
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#2783 by TalieseN · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

<RufFiaN> i can be your superman <zeen> you can be my supergirl <RufFiaN> you can suck my dick <zeen> supergirl dosn't have a dick
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#3021 by Alice · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<[SHH]Eirik> du er for flink dag, og dømmer ikke folk hehe, så i den her situation er du imkompetent :P | <Stammen_eksisterer_ikke> mig? Inkompetent? Impotent måske, men ikke inkompetent...
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#3376 by Taggart · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

<morphy> the next time I hear a programmer say "INFORMATION IS FREE" I'm going to steal his programming project from him and sell it to his employer for $5k
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#3775 by Ravey · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<dogzerLineage> what command connects to another server? <Ravey> use /quit newserver * dogzerLineage (dogzer@r200-40-235-48-dialup.adsl.anteldata.net.uy) Quit (Quit: newserver)
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#3844 by grifferz · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

<@OfficeRabbit> Ben, isn't it time you quit IRC for life again?

#4698 by poedgirl · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<Megamantn> I'm a more maturer Autistic person
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#4805 by Alfasmurf · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

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#4671 by konni · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

-!- pkern has joined #blitzed < pkern> Any oper there? <+poedgirl> if you need help, ask in #help

#4843 by zedex · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<Kukuman> =20935.49 - black market <find> Kukuman: Error in '20935.49 +- black market': Unknown unit 'black' <sonorous> find is racist? <find> iz it coz i iz black?

#4944 by taras · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<is-> what is the difference between a $10k radio and a $1k radio? <boojit> a 1k HAM radio will not get you laid, but a 10k radio will NOT GET YOU LAID
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#5084 by grifferz · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<taras> i didn;t think my flatmate was in <taras> he just appeared out of his room <taras> i was in the kitchen and i shouted out int(rnd(1)) <taras> in a stupid voice <taras> i didn't say the brackets <taras> i was trying to think of a dj name
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#5107 by Luf|away · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

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#5136 by taras · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<theneb> I've thought of a nice new warning for fag packets, instead of "Smokers Die" and all that, have "RAPE" <theneb> Really freak someone out

#5204 by taras · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

<legacyblade> I'm actually not stupid, I get straight As in all of my collage classes
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#5237 by MrFridge · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<+taras> Fuck Off, I'm A Hairy Woman <@grifferz> I had always suspected, tbh
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#5285 by Hair · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

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#5472 by grifferz · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

<Ging> how can they over charge me £20 a month on a £12 a month bill? <MurkyGoth> More importantly, how can you fail to notice you're being overcharged by £20/month for 5 months? <spb> i think, when talking to ging, that 'how can you fail' generally has a fairly simple answer
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#5480 by kfullert · rating 5.67 from 6 ratings

13:57 < kwyjibo> isn't that what work experience kids are for? <@Dominic> true, but I want it back today without errors ;) < kwyjibo> the threat of violence helps with that :)

#5658 by Dominic · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

* freakyclown had fun shouting "hes not the mesiah hes a very naughty boy" <freakyclown> at the actors in town <freakyclown> doing a play about jesus
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#5704 by tomalak · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [seanw/@spwhitton] New blue-black ink is pretty epic. Will post a photo later...

#5812 by issyl0 · rating 5.67 from 3 ratings

18:51:20 <+issyl0> popey: I don't think I have ADHD, however: "Become bored with a task after only a few minutes, unless doing something enjoyable; Be easily distracted, miss details, forget things, and frequently switch from one activity to another." Heh. 18:51:40 < so_solid_moo> that describes anyone with a twitter account
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#2238 by dg · rating 5.62 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> that's like me being scared of being aroused by my brother sucking my penis.
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#2552 by [STK]ven_hrothgar · rating 5.62 from 8 ratings

<Jammerh0jen> ej.. jeg har været sammen med en 17 årig forrige sommer... hun var sq dejlig (kropsmæssigt) - men hjenen vare ikke helt med

#3165 by Ragna · rating 5.62 from 8 ratings

[23:00:25] * [FSIK]Volle throws a handfull of frozen caramels after Elariuz | [23:00:41] <Elariuz> Frosne kameler? | [23:00:46] <Elariuz> Hov.. der stod karameller | [23:00:53] <Elariuz> Det gør jo nas! | [23:01:07] <HE> he he Elariuz sådan er livet...
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#3457 by ben · rating 5.62 from 8 ratings

<taras> what's the best thing about fucking 24 year olds <taras> ... <taras> ... <taras> there's twenty of them <taras> .. <taras> just realised it only works if you say it

#308 by ben · rating 5.60 from 10 ratings

[23:33] <ben> 7,11PRESS /QUIT IF YOU LIKE IRc!!! [23:33] *** thomas (mIRC@usr7008-kno.cableinet.co.uk) Quit (Quit: Client closed connection)

#519 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<shox> not having a moustache is important in a woman <|an> no it isnt

#679 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<bekah> ugh bugger me with a fishfork im lagged

#723 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<taz> when it mixes with hot water and soap it goes stiff (cum)

#818 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<Dragon> dont say that, would you like griff putting it up in your direction ? <dovey> yes?

#934 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

*** You were kicked by |an (i know how much you like to fiddle with equipment, especially where aeriss is concerned, but no matter what you stick in it its still gonna cause you grief)

#990 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<Buster> kurt [Cobain] was murdered <andyc^> is that true??

#1007 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<will> there's some big tall lamposts in southampton, and your welcome to get drunk with me, ill tie u up

#1008 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<Adam> i am a bestiality king <Louise> ohkay! imply that i'm a cow, will you?

#1567 · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<zeen> u gotta stop sorting out server problems and have a laugh, other that 'server this' 'server that' all the time. u must be a boring person in real life. your not orginal, u act like others, your boring to fuck, at least i make something to laugh at and make it a bit more lively, you just make it all dull and technical all the time

#1898 by dOokie^^ · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<trappist> also what is an acceptable tracksuit for the alternative scene, some are not acceptable on a nu-metaller

#1903 by grifferz · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

*** Adam (adam@pc-62-30-67-207-tw.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #uk <Adam> i am gonna go to bed <Adam> that was pointless wannit... *** Adam (adam@pc-62-30-67-207-tw.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: )

#2115 by taras · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<swat> I JUST WANT TO SMOKE IT <swat> if portillo came out i would support him <swat> erm <swat> make that if portillo came out and said "I JUST WANT TO SMOKE IT" i would support him
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#2569 by Peter_Pan · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<illumin> Kalante is human !?!?!? <Peter_Pan> no he aint <LiquidHAL> i always thought he was some bizarre form of AI <Peter_Pan> yeah some kind of low-life AI

#2985 by genzou · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<xx2000xx> Caesium -------- dude, u haven't like me for a good 3, years <Caesium> no, because you're a sorry sad pathetic excuse for a human, why the fuck should I?: * xx2000xx was kicked by Caesium (get out) xx2000xx (popp@66.41.129.203) has joined. Caesium sets mode: +b *!*popp@66.41.129.* * xx2000xx was kicked by Caesium (and stay out)
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#3814 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Belatucadros, you should start a Coattails Naked Flesh Archive <grifferz> yeah I am hoping to see tarantula naked and taking a dump in grimmel's mouth

#3878 by IrBovine · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

=temp(F) as tempC

#3959 by Belatucadros · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> so you know what your mother says, eat your greens if you don't want to become a nation-enslaving right wing tyrant
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#4866 by grifferz · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<popey> o/. <bob_lad> .\o <Falcon> popey, bob_lad: you really should see a doctor about those growths. <bob_lad> I was bashing popey's ball back :) <Falcon> That must have brought a tear to his eye...
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#5593 by kfullert · rating 5.60 from 5 ratings

<@Filbert> lanky: I put loads of chilli powder and hot sauce in it <@Filbert> and covered it in Mrs. Balls fruit chutney <@Filbert> but it still tasted like anus
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#4945 by Gaeve · rating 5.57 from 7 ratings

[00:08:26] <Valkyrierne> jamen butcher er jo ikke dum:P
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#167 by grifferz · rating 5.57 from 7 ratings

<LovelyStar> I knwo he learns from us... I just dont understand how, then again, I have no idea about anything programming related <grifferz> it's just random. <marky> grifferz: Release of ircd as bug despite the fact you wear womens panties.
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#2932 by |louise| · rating 5.57 from 7 ratings

[21:30] <[STK]Alberth> sol er ikke så spændende som man tror...

#3526 by Alpehue^ · rating 5.57 from 7 ratings

<Rakanichu> *i'm in the boooox ... i'm in the booooox... where can I beee? I'm in the booooox" +Alpehue^ låser boksen | Rakanichu vil ikke være låst inde i Alpehues syge fantasier :-O
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#3869 by taras · rating 5.57 from 7 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Jeremy Sumpter is by far the hottest underage boy of the moment

#540 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<murat> ý want girl to girl chat

#573 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

* shox has no friends <littlemiss> i like you.. just dont tell anyone

#623 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<murtaza> but möoustaceh is better becuse it fits english arse

#653 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<taz> i have no hobbies, i hate sports, i hate children, i have no interests other than getting a blow job whenever piossible and drinking in pubs.

#687 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Matty_B> there you go, enough pictures of britney spears to keep you wanking till the end of next month

#711 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<MrFridge> bugger me sideways with a wire toast rack its cold here

#714 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Wafer> oops ive inadvertantly gone to a porn site!

#724 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Skotch> i often dream about being voiced.

#758 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<JimMorrison> shut the fuck up busta nut in a mans ass

#816 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> God bless sick fuckers

#854 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Aeriss> who has the longest peninsula then?

#858 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I think I have inadvertantly started war with mother russia

#908 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<taz> i am fecking lagged to bellend and back

#950 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<britgirl> i'd happily shave it off tomorrow

#954 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<MrMoves> jesus... stop the religion discussion, religion causes wars, that and geordie pricks

#1328 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<taz> not now. its 9:40 pm <shox> matt: what's 9:40pm? <shox> oh the time

#1346 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Louise> matt's not coming near my knickers

#1500 · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<G-Shock> i am shitting myself now <G-Shock> help <Rebekah> you might wanna try using a toilet facility next time

#1541 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<ben> flo works in the library so i can have it out as long as i want

#1549 · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> pah. <Rebekah> not ovulating

#1609 · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Rebekah> you sad specimen

#1610 · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Julie-Ann> weird..i just d/c from the internet <Julie-Ann> how am i still here <taz> cuz you have no idea how to disconnect?

#1743 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<|an`> im so gay, i forgot

#1773 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 6 ratings

<Jadriel> Where are you all from anyways? <leE> ph34rville, haX0rsh1r3

#1821 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<grifferz> but it came from sunsite.org.uk <strtok> you run sunsite.org.uk?

#1866 by ben · rating 5.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> JULIE <grifferz> I HAVE NEVER MET YOU AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER SPOKEN TO YOU AT LENGTH ABOUT ENYTHING AT ALL EVER <grifferz> BUT <grifferz> I LOVE YOU <}{mas^Angel> I LOVE YOU ALOLLLLLL! <}{mas^Angel> |*QXMAS HUG|Z N KISSSES ALLLL ROUND!*!!

#1902 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<strtok> i once boinked myself

#1912 by dOokie^^ · rating 5.50 from 6 ratings

<andyc> ERIK!!!! <andyc> ERIK!!!! <andyc> FONDLE MY MAN FLAPS!!!

#1943 by strtok · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> haha I can go to bed and give my fingers some exercise

#1945 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<taz> anyway i'm getting better at spellign it now

#1952 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

[19:11:55] *** Darren changes topic to '4,1«4,14«4,15«15,4 Elite §¢®ïþT 4,15»4,14»4,1» 15,4tAkEoVeR 4,14dOn'T fUcK wItH tHe 15,4ELITE SCRIPTERS4,14 bitches'

#2002 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<taz> i work the best at 5am <taz> as long as i am up <taz> if im not up then im asleep

#2057 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<strtok> im unemployed <strtok> ph33r <leE> I ph34r j00r j0bs33k3r5 /-|_|_0///-||(3 !

#2085 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Silencer> grifferz, wtf is marky? <Silencer> I was thinking that marky was you

#2223 by taras · rating 5.50 from 6 ratings

<taras> why not hold it in a mosque <tom> or a church <ben> or a synagogue! <Dan> Someone should get circumsized! Always a crowd-pleaser!

#2270 by ross · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<ross> marky cum <marky> pocket fluff smells like cum
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#2287 by DiNKyDi · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<DiNKyDi> i know.. you have hidden bells in the seams ;) <mR_RaTtLeS> no 8 balls
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#2311 by crazyspence · rating 5.50 from 6 ratings

<Power2All> CrazySpence: Btw unreal has a amazing bandwidth <Power2All> I cant say that about bahamut <Power2All> And its btw the truth
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#2419 by TalieseN · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<snappy> im in such a temperental (or however the fuck you say/spell it) mood

#2438 by Brandon^^ · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Brandon^^> Getting files on IRC is like buying jeans or bread in Russia.

#2453 by Brandon^^ · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Camaris> Listen fuckers, you will KNOW when we sell out because you will be sitting in a Burger King drinking a Gabe shake and eating your Tycho fries while you dig for the little plastic Div toy that came in your Goddamned Penny Arcade value meal

#2509 by Pinch · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

frosty911 (boom@h00e018e51cb7.ne.client2.attbi.com) was last seen 1d 2h 55m ago being kicked from #newzbin by Caesium (fuck off), last spoke 1d 2h 55m ago

#2493 by Kukuman · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<snappy> you can addquotes aswell <snappy> !addquote like this -Crowley:#newzbin- Added quote 2492 with an initial rating of 5. <snappy> and delete quotes <snappy> !delquote 2492 <snappy> WTF

#2697 by Genocaust · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<callz> usa 60% of exports are weapons <Caesium> callz: to Iraq? <Caesium> "here have some weapons.. hey you've got nukes! DIE!"

#2708 by Peter_Pan · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<krisis> hmmm - boring day today - only thing being said has been 3 mins conversations <Tsoop> Do you realise that you just said your day is boring when nothing happens in IRC?
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#2782 by Tekken · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

Tallens (Quit: (Tallens) · Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.)
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#2836 by Peter_Pan · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Genocaust> im a gay cunt

#2867 by TalieseN · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Poison__> Kukuman ku = ass [18:29] <Poison__> Kukuman ass ass man <Poison__> hahaahahuahuauaauahuahuahuhauhuaa <Poison__> Kukuman ~~= are you an ass ass man? <Kukuman> nonono <genzou> lol <genzou> he's dickman

#2894 by Genocaust · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Freaky> oops <Freaky> /dev/ad0s1d 41G 39G -1.1G 103% /store

#2906 by Pinch · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<pabc> 2gb of facial videos that I really need to burn off of this "family" pc

#2973 by TalieseN · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<genzou> snappy is my hero
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#2976 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 10 ratings

-!- Morgoth [~f1n4rf1n@pD9E5701A.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit [Killed (grifferz (9,4HELLO))] -!- Morgoth [~f1n4rf1n@pD9E5701A.dip.t-dialin.net] has joined #blitzed <Morgoth> was this a security auto-kill because i tried to kill someone not on my server?
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#3091 by yohance · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Azaril> best pickup line ever: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

#3095 by fufi · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

* Peter_Pan makes a note to himself: 2 hours of ice skating is fun and LOTs of kids there :P

#3136 by yohance · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<timid1> i'm a faggot

#3109 by Suplyndmnd · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<xx2000xx> her pussy tasted like a a latina, that's what it was [02:41] <xx2000xx> sorry, it was a while dude <xx2000xx> it wasn't tuna, nasty, like the blonde fucken american chicks [02:41] <Kukuman> wtf [02:41] <LiquidHAL> then she ran for office, became governor, and created a giant mechanical dinosaur to eat criminals

#3112 by Suplyndmnd · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<@yohance> im moving outta nyc by march or april <@LiquidHAL> NYC to ohio, that's quite an adjustment <+grifferz> having to learn how to fuck cattle instead of subway bums
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#3121 by Zatoor · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<{DU}Kingston> jeg er nu til meget men mænd der er grænsen:D | * {DU}Kingston puler sala i røven

#3385 by Raiders · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

[23:22] <[TA]EirikBakke> Jeg har gaflet min søster,
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#3292 by Belatucadros · rating 5.50 from 6 ratings

<\> haha <\> love myself

#3905 by Kostas · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<\> SPREAD YOUR WINGS OF DORKDOM
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#3474 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<taras> im 46 your 16-25 meet me here for fat cock - wednesday 9pm

#4046 by Taggart · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<@MrFridge> at least the streets were safe when hitler was in power!

#3630 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Sims 2 = clearly geared towards pedophiles <OfficeRabbit> I clicked a child and one of the options was Appreciate > Groom

#3680 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<dg> grifferz: /script exec $ENV{TZ} = "Europe/London"; <dg> i just think changing the timezone while a program is running is rather cool <dg> i apologise for my sadness

#3805 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<@OfficeRabbit> grifferz, your penis is shrinking by he minute <@OfficeRabbit> (your IRC penis) < GeorgeWBush> that may be a good idea < GeorgeWBush> as then he may be more gender neutral

#3840 by CrazySpence · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<demagogue> I thought you were with the priest, but as if anyone can ever keep track.. <Louise> no no no <Louise> the priest is just a sex thing.

#3866 by synfx · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Louise> JohnN: i'M EARWIG clothes <Louise> WEARING.

#4012 by Belatucadros · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

09:35 <@synfx> i think i'm kind of like i was orphaned by the coattails people and grew up here
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#4052 by Lare · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> More money in the market for a business with money to burn. <Lare> ya i need some money to burn as well <Morphine> You need a man or woman their greatest pleasure and i'll get the money.

#4055 by Lare · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Morphine> Irb is hung like a woman to blame you lare.
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#4109 by CrazySpence · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Antony> fucksake <Antony> had a screenshot of irssi open <Antony> wondered why it wouldn't change channel

#4267 by MrFridge · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> Silencer has the advantage of having the innocent appearance and tightness of a young gay asian, combined with the greed for power of your average westerner <grifferz> he therefore can perform in both top and bottom roles <grifferz> N.B. does not do beastiality <magistra> no, he just eats them instead :(

#4315 by Antony · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I feel really asian

#4451 by MrFridge · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<chrisg> what was the name of that bloke who had a huge penis <MrFridge> YOUR MOM? <chrisg> YES MY MUM HAS A MASSIVE PENIS
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#4501 by \ · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<+shmoo> I'm a big pussy.
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#4509 by Belatucadros · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Tarantula> prison is not for me <\> whos it for then? <Tarantula> for people like andy grifferz
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#4547 by puki · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<wurst> No, wait! I'm totally bent and gay
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#4667 by Rakanichu · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

* Trolle[GK] IM ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE I AM ON COOOOOKE | <Rakanichu> Trolle ... www.deaz.dk
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#4687 by synfx · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> !ratequote 4632 1 <synfx> !ratequote 4632 7 <Jimmy> !ratequote 4632 10 * ciggy has left #blitzed (stop rating quotes so i can sleep)
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#4723 by M3PHP · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<@m0blf> a whale swam up the river Thames into Central London and wouldn't return to the sea <@M3PHP> stupied whale.. should have got itself a gps
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#4725 by Belatucadros · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Kostas> fucking network going to the slugs
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#4896 by Griffen · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

[23:45:32] * Alfasmurf (AF@0x50c7983d.kjnxx5.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has left #heroes.dk (Appalling IQ detected.. GO AWAY BUTCHER!)
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#5043 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> never <taras> ever <taras> go to the toilet after eating spicy pizza <taras> without washing your hands. <taras> because you end up with a sore "tadger" !
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#5057 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Antony> im used to being in a chat room 50% full of newbies <grifferz> well this is blitzed, we push the boundaries of being know all bastards who lurk and lart. <grifferz> this isn't yahoo chat you know <Antony> how'd you know my other regular chat room was yahoo?
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#5708 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> gah, cuntflaps <taras> missing 1 ingredient for dinner <so_solid_moo> they don't sound tasty
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#5075 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<tom> I consider sterotyping people by their hostmark almost a form of racism
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#5083 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<tom> I WANT RICHARD AND JUDY TO PRESENT IT NAKED <tom> wank long time

#5191 by taras · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<taras> you wouldn't steal a CAR <taras> you wouldn't steal a HANDBAG <taras> you wouldn't steal a MOVIE .....? <grifferz> maybe if we could digitally copy cars and handbags..

#5270 by Dee · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<+Eckrall> yay! <+Eckrall> irssi + apsell = happier Eck <+Eckrall> bugger!
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#5271 by Hair · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

#5282 by Hair · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

#5295 by Hair · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

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#5318 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> TG, did I say you could call me he? <grifferz> if you say you're no gender then we're going to call you he <GeorgeWBush> calling a TG person he can be very rude> <grifferz> what pronoun would you prefer? <GeorgeWBush> I don't use pronouns
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#5342 by Gaeve · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

#5357 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

test?
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#5410 by tomalak · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

<Ging> fuck it <Ging> i'm discussing kitchen utensils in a vps support channel
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#5573 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> if you put "neighbours bts" into youtube it gives you 100s of behind the scenes films <taras> not going to get much done today
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#5616 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<pm43hosting> we are no1 in gogle <MissDee> for what? <pm43hosting> google <MissDee> If i google for "google", I get google, not you

#5691 by grifferz · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<Laura> [taras] is nice <Laura> you should keep her

#5747 by Mez · rating 5.50 from 2 ratings

<+MurkyGoth> PHP: because your SysAdmin doesn't trust you not to do something retarded
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#5758 by Ging · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

< mdm> music is for the infidels

#5824 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.50 from 4 ratings

< Dino> health is decreasing and porn is just exploding...
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#263 by Greg · rating 5.47 from 15 ratings

* Tux slaps a trout with AndrewR <AndrewR> Tux: put me down
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#4243 by Rakanichu · rating 5.45 from 11 ratings

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#5015 by taras · rating 5.44 from 9 ratings

<Preacher> 4CROWLEY HEARD YOU LIKE TO ABBDUCT KIDS MAKE THEM DRINK YOUR WIZZ SHOW EM WHERE YOUR PENIS IZZ SAYIN: " KIDDIES KIDDIES SWEETIES AINT FREE...SUCK MY WILLY AND YOU CAN HAVE AN ICECREAMCONE CHILLY........FUCKIN FAGGOTS UP THE IRA
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#177 by dg · rating 5.44 from 9 ratings

<leE> grifferz you must come back <leE> you cannot go [...] <leE> aaarrrggggghhhh" <leE> Right I need a wank now

#102 by taras · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

<thewho> tom, you are full of shite. Go to the toilet <thewho> Put the toilet in a trolly <thewho> and have a shit while speeding down the road in it <thewho> and crash into a bus

#125 by MrFridge · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

[00:52:58] <dg> thank fuck for compressed ssh tunnels :) [00:53:07] *** dg (root@otherwize.co.uk) Quit (SendQ exceeded)

#318 by grifferz · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

<phycho_> and how about me reporting you to the rest of the dudes who are cool, unlike you <grifferz> please don't report me to the dudes who are cool! <phycho_> stfu <phycho_> you and your oper abuse! <phycho_> go report me to my isp or whatever the fuck you like, your network is lame man, the only cool people here are IIS or whatever the hell he is called

#718 · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

<zeen> i bet aol is run by 3 students

#2044 by leE · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> I am selemnder of turk, lower your colors and prepare to be invitated, polaris script is futile

#2226 by strtok · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

* Lurker cums on ross <ross> awooga!
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#3020 by Alice · rating 5.43 from 7 ratings

<BanZaiKaj> pigelus! ad! | <BanZaiKaj> Adr! Pas på Loui! De er også hos dig! ;) | <[SHH]Louise> *argh* | <[SHH]Louise> Hvad faen gør jeg så? :( | <[SHH]Louise> hjælp.. *piv*
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#52 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Dee> who was lee harvey oswald

#79 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<tom> it's stopped throbbing <tom> thanks swat

#298 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

*** Mike (~M@194.165.161.94) Quit (penguin.uk.eu.blitzed.org old-penguin.uk.eu.blitzed.org) *** Mike (~M@194.165.161.94) has joined #netmag <Mike> vpwsys killed me

#341 by tom · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<therioman> i'd love to kill janine <therioman> if nobody has any major objections <Tux> what did he/she do ? <Dee> janine No such nick/channel <Dee> janine End of /WHOIS list. <ben> old Dee <ben> in eastenders

#375 by MrFridge · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> when I have kids I will show them porn and possibly force them to take part in it, at a very early age, so they don't have to go through the harrowing experience you describe

#415 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<KeRRiE> those quotes make me sound a right slapper

#513 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<black_starlet> tsk tsk ottawarians, eh? what big pile of hairy gayers

#815 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<taz> phil is pickling me up and i'll take him to a pub

#855 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Ruff_Ride> bitch ass mother fuckin pillow biting shit stabbing fudge packing shirt lifting wanker

#961 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<^GECEKUSU^> . pýng me <^GECEKUSU^> . pýng me <^GECEKUSU^> . pýng me <^GECEKUSU^> . pýng me

#1102 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<SilverWeed> i just jerked off <SilverWeed> to a picture of my cousin <SilverWeed> she's cute though <SilverWeed> for a 12 year old

#1472 · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Betobrazil> hello adam my name beto I from brazil

#1683 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

*** seh (~kjh@193.140.253.185) has joined #xnet-help <seh> i need help <taz> whats up ? <seh> i want to learn cýber

#1693 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Adam> guess where i ended up tuesday night <Adam> a fucking gay bar

#1714 by MrFridge · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

* |Kali plays SAMANTHA <ben> Julie: is that the one that just quotes every other song in the world and then says "that was fucken good ;o)" at the end

#1760 by MrFridge · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

* MrFridge larges it to : Unknown Artist - A-Team Theme.mp3 <MrFridge> In 1999 a crap team of Xnet Administrators were asked to do some work which they didn't want to, these men promptly escaped to the #otherworld underground. Today they survive doing nothing, If you have a problem and noone else can help you - maybe you can find the Zip.* team

#1765 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Wrestler> kick/ban me, and you will just show that you fear me!!!!! *** Wrestler was kicked by Matt (again suck my cock)

#1932 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

*** Cheese_ sets mode: +nob Cheese_ *!is.very@smelly

#2015 by strtok · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<taz> and trying to eat chips on acid is weird <taz> cuz they look like little dragons <taz> and try and bite your toungue

#2019 by strtok · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Jasonn> nah, just towards you, you just rub me wrong <strtok> its because im gay isnt it <Jasonn> no, its cause you added that comment to the bot

#2091 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<strtok> my hand smells like penis sweat <strtok> hey lee

#2173 by erik · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<strtok> louise want to see my new pic? <Louise> awww. look at you all cute and shit.
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#2992 by Zatoor · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

[06:14] <[SHH]OlDirtyJam> hun finder en strap-on full-body ondeste-læder dildo-dragt frem og ifører sig monsteret
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#3128 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Eyecon> evening <taras> Eyecon: racist <taras> it's not evening in africa <Eyecon> why does everyone have it in for me these days? <taras> saying evening is just another way of saying, Britain is the centre of the world <Eyecon> what have I done???

#3406 by taras · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

-swat:@#blitzed- i think i am going to wet myself
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#3559 by Belatucadros · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Kostas> =-20 c in f <find> Kostas: -1.5229457e-07 m^2 / s<Belatucadros> good work <Kostas> lightspeed, thanks find

#3563 by Belatucadros · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Ruthie> fuck it I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain to the likes of you pieces of shit.. * Ruthie has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5.3 (2003/10/29)) <Taggart> finally <Taggart> thought he'd never get the point <Taggart> Now who ran who off ;\
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#3636 by JohnN · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Antony> laura and raiders sitting in irc... <Antony> c t c p i n g
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#4090 by [TA]FX · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

Markei: jeg vil også have lemmings! [LKS]_Medium_Soul: arghh ikke det pisspil, det hvor de bare har tager simcity og efterabet?
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#4194 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<Eyecon> I don't know any other woman that has created their own IRC client <Eyecon> except dg
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#4806 by BitchenZidana · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

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#4936 by grifferz · rating 5.40 from 5 ratings

<sonorous> shut up <GeorgeWBush> that is very rude of you <sonorous> i'll get over that <sonorous> go back to finding them and smoking them
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#82 by taras · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> - nononononono. e's resting. <grifferz> - well if e's resting, I'll wake him up then! <marky> grifferz: - The plumage doesn't come into it - e's stone dead!

#273 by grifferz · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<Antony> /. = slashdot.org btw

#1754 by ben · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<Dav> imho <Dav> u know what that stands for? <Dav> in my honest opinion

#2216 by perlguy · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<perlguy> http://www.tfb.net/~nicl/images/?image=sexyadd1.gif <taras> nicci is very sexy, you are a lucky man perlguy
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#3277 by Tramtrist · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<playboy> steve <playboy> quit posting that gd garbageon irc <playboy> no one wants to ride ur tails <\> i just want them to see the funny <\> cause ttahst what it is <\> FUNNY <\> unlike guys who IG marry fat chics <\> theyre just stupid
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#3804 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<@taras> you're a republican synfx <@taras> you want independence for australia <@taras> disgusting * @taras loves the dear old queen <@taras> and i dont mean grifferz

#3857 by grifferz · rating 5.38 from 8 ratings

<@synfx> <taras> i scratched my bottom and now my finger smells like bottom and i don't like it at all <@OfficeRabbit> Was that made up?

#1071 · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<MrMoves> Weboglan, you ever join my channel and spam again and i'll fuck you like a $5 whore

#1314 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> l7 rock <taz> cuz they strip off on stage <taz> and throw their tits about

#1846 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<andyc> My throat is as dry as a nuns cunt
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#5442 by tomalak · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<taras> if there was a chart for what I do I'd be #1 <taras> 8 weeks in a row <taras> ..forever <MurkyGoth> I would have thought there was stiff competition from other members of the masturbation scene
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#5965 by Adlertropf · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

[15:04] <+aksel> Oh well, så ved jeg hvordan det er at have stubber igen :P [15:10] <Axe_D> aksel: du skal bare slikke noget pussy. Så gror det
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#5506 by chrisjrob · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

< freakyclown> i put the laughter back in slaughter!
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#5533 by tomalak · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<tomalak> seanw: so when you graduate, what happens then <seanw> Do a doctorage.
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#5538 by kfullert · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

18:38 * Filbert leafs through his 'Grooming 101' guide
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#49 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<CrazySpence> i wanna get myself another server...an oper sum more cute girls...lets see if i can assemble a staff of only girls ive slept with...lol <CrazySpence> wait to easy <CrazySpence> a staff of girls i HAVENT slept weith

#70 by dg · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<taras> delete the last 2 entries in the textpox <tom> taras <tom> I could just imagine you <tom> making a word processor <tom> "how can I undo?" <tom> "just delete what you wrote!"

#109 by taras · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<RAPROX> damn this crowley is bigger idiot than rapsux

#204 by taras · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<tom> 30 users! in #blitzed! <tom> wait, how many bots <taras> Crowley, MarkyOfBorg <grifferz> find <tom> swat <grifferz> swat <grifferz> ! <tom> !

#232 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<HunGary> here are too much the operators i think <HunGary> how can i to be an operator?

#257 by phil-away · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<tom> do you think Mandifer might be the first ever lesbian, canadian irc operator? <Dee> thats me

#352 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> I didn't, ask ian, he was there also <ben> he was probably too busy sniffing charlotte's skiddy underwear

#517 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<|an> try and wrap your female mind around that file

#592 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> ed: which would you rather shag up the arse? a 10 year old or a goat? <shox> I'd rather become celibate <taz> bah. see now id go for the goat

#611 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Sandrarrar> i told them all in turkish that they fuck goats and they still talked to me

#622 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<murtaza> no but a turkish möoustaceh will go into your english arse and you will taste an orgasm

#659 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> i have balls like space hoppers

#690 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<G-Shock> thank god i only wear a condom

#691 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<shox> ARGH <shox> gay music <Rebekah> oh i like this song.

#704 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

* Matt licks griff and rodgers him sideways with a festering aardvark

#762 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> your all as mad as a badgers twat <grifferz> you'd know Matt :)

#787 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I found myself picturing your arse imploding

#828 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<britgirl> my sis is ok <britgirl> in small doses

#836 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> and we can all laugh at ed <ben> and his ch4tting up teqneeks

#838 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Bondage_Rocksss> when i was founder of clubuk days were different <Bondage_Rocksss> i could flood as much as i wanted and noone could do anything

#868 · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> feh <Aeriss> feh back atcha hanging wid de massiv posse

#869 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Aeriss> naughty pervy andy wid de massiv width of band * Aeriss giggles like a marmoset on speed

#882 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> i invitate you my arse for hot turkýye lovin

#885 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> andy wants to play in my naughty place

#909 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<|an> it turns out that xnet is a uk internet porn magasine

#985 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<arowana> well my period finished last week

#1031 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> no adam <ben> still hasn't come

#1039 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<britgirl> i wouldn't mind two boys

#1050 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<MrMoves> how do I get fuckshitwank.com in my thingie then andy?

#1063 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Strawberry> ya ever done that thing with your hands? <Strawberry> where like <Rebekah> it looks like a fanny?

#1068 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> oh yay, i do love hermaphrodites

#1106 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Luke> you minor faggot

#1146 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<SUB-ZERO> can you give me op <grifferz> SUB-ZERO: you don't need ops. <SUB-ZERO> wwwhhhyyy <SUB-ZERO> i will not TAKEOVER

#1172 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<|an> louise is the one with red hair and big teeth

#1178 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<andyc> I dont fancy you puff <andyc> grifferz your not my type

#1264 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<strtok> ive been urinated on <strtok> from soemone besides ian <strtok> gross

#1329 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Rebekah> everyone think about me in a perverted manner with handcuffs etc

#1331 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<shox> you shave your pubes matt? <taz> only at xmas

#1498 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<zeen> why is it u have a pee when u have a poo, then u wipe the end of your dick to soak up the wee and then u let a little spurt out of more wee and almost wet your hand, geeze

#1629 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<shox> my mate Adam used to have Linux/WinNT dualboot <shox> you should ask her

#1640 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<FI> mr fridge is ure name alison?

#1643 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<i\o> my boyfriends name is james <ortel> io ur a girl? <i\o> no <ortel> i'll leave it at that

#1654 · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<EMZ> any way wanna see my pic? <EMZ> dont open emma1 it has a naked pic

#1742 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

Memo 3 from ScreamStalker (sent 1 hour, 26 minutes, 1 second ago). -MemoServ- Jason made me an IRCop. please unban me now in #ukteen

#1930 by strtok · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<therioman> mine is 19" which is fine for now <strtok-afk> LIAR!

#1965 by strtok · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<MetalMickey> mature cum tastes YUM!

#2027 by grifferz · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Dav> muppet seems to attact quotes like i attract mingers

#2047 by taz · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<ben> SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO CUT PEOPLES NOBS OFF AND EAT THEM

#2052 by MrFridge · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<MetalMickey> the force acting on a body is..... <MiX> tits

#2224 by taras · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<ben> circumcisions are usually done in public <ben> benjamin disraeli had his done in east london <ben> on a cushion <ben> and i have felt that cushion
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#2271 by jealusie · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<swat> why can't stuff be sensible <Jim> like the teabag condom?
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#2329 by Eyecon · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<ron> i haven't had innocent cybersex with any norweigan immigrants in so long my lovely penis is beginning to wilt

#2354 by taras · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<pedagogue> the gay jock is kinda cute too :P <strtok> that whole gay scene is hot * deophite is currently gouging his eyes out
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#2393 by Kalante · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Colton> !define Peter Pan <find> Peter Pan: n : a boyish or immature man; after the boy in Barrie's play who never grows up [syn: {Peter Pan}] [wn] <Peter_Pan> lol

#2502 by sanskrit · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<iNARIUS> I think I got it up... checking | <iNARIUS> wait, no... apparently not
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#2503 by IZS · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<strtok> who the fuck cares what a church thinks?! <Tux> the catholics?

#2741 by Ashen · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

* taras snuggles up to vtgurl || * taras whips out purple dildo || <Dee> oi, tahts mine! || <taras> you can have it back once we're done || <Dee> thanks || <Dee> clean it off when you're finished || <taras> I will personally || <taras> lick it off
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#2948 by Pinch · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<genzou> i could send your ass back to galaxynet with one click :)
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#3591 by morphy · rating 5.33 from 6 ratings

<Romeo> someone was somehow thinking the same way about his employee <Romeo> i was somehow thinking the same
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#3653 by mark · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> being horribly stereotypical to think that somebody with a novelty name cannot be sensible <mark> I don't think it's the name <dg> it's the reputation *** CrazySpence has joined #blitzed <dg> people with two capital letters in their nickname..

#3950 by synfx · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<dg> * Malay: puki (likely an adoption of fuck) or pukimak (likely an adoption of motherfucker) or celaka (bastard) <dg> Edit: 'Puki' in Malay actually means 'vagina' while 'pukimak' means 'your mum's vagina'. <puki> Oooh <puki> No wonder they kept pvting me
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#4217 by Tekken · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

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#4370 by IrBovine · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

< Mythius> i had the new chicken fries for the first time <+Laura> any good? < Mythius> on the plus side < Mythius> they are easy to get out of the bag

#4449 by IrBovine · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<@MrsIrB> I flawed her all night.
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#4474 by Belatucadros · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<GARURUMON> it`s not fucking pokemon

#4610 by Antony · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

<Belatucadros> just saw http://blitzed.org/staff/OfficeRabbit <Belatucadros> what kind of a fucking ostrich is that
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#4614 by MightHunter · rating 5.33 from 3 ratings

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#110 by grifferz · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

<strtok> gay people dont put on makeup <strtok> HELLO MCFLY <strtok> THATS TRANSGENDERISM THANKYOU!

#124 by taras · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

* Dee fondles his ginger pussy live on webcam <grifferz> woo!

#223 by erik · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

< pedagogue> IF THERE ARE WOMEN INVOLVED IT IS NOT GAY

#266 by grifferz · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

<taras> I think the story of harry potter is better than lotr

#306 by JohnN · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

<thomas> what is the relation between a headache and sucking balls plz? <FelixB> I suppose it depends on how big his dick is...

#2255 by MadSci · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> "Stay my home" - starring Mahir Cagri & Bruce Willice, a Klavye production

#3354 by taras · rating 5.29 from 7 ratings

<TriviaBot> From hugo: The chemical symbol for tungsten is W. What does W stand for? <TriviaBot> This may help: W------

#3594 by taras · rating 5.27 from 11 ratings

<strtok> linksys <Laura> I have a linksys <Laura> switch <taras> i have a linksys <taras> modem <CrazySpence> i have a linksys hub <CrazySpence> wait <CrazySpence> i have a linksys <CrazySpence> hub

#94 by taras · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> yeah they had about 2 breasts between all of them <grifferz> and that was AFTER I joined

#477 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Adam> that weekend where your mom came home when we were havin a session in your lounge

#528 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<|an> you been at it for ages, in the kitchen, the living room, on the widow sills

#535 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> that quote thing is crap anyway

#582 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<littlemiss> god i need a good fuck <littlemiss> sorry.. wrong screen

#586 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<MaSteRofpUpeTs> how can i hack through the internet without sending a server?

#684 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> ben stop being such a fucking anorak and let me watch the film

#706 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> YES FOR FUCK'S SAKE HAVER IS A FUCKING WORD DO I HAVE TO FOUND #FUCKING_HAVER_IS_A_WORD NOW OR WHAT!?!?!

#731 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<|an> 0800s? faster downloads? pah a student craves not such things

#741 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<ben> HE SAID LINUS * ben cums

#750 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I just had the most bizarre experience of seeing a walkers crisps advert with a url at the bottom and convinced it said www.wankers.co.uk

#769 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<justyn> and she had a face like the inside of a shit smugglers duffel bag

#837 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<bevis> there is no room called dalnet

#878 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> ok ok <Rebekah> i enter rainbows into an image search. <Rebekah> i get goats. <Rebekah> wtf is that about.

#911 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<taz> andy <taz> stay at my house <taz> my mothers away :)

#930 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

* FuNkY-sHiT is happy its mostly men in here tonight

#945 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<taz> i hate children. i'd have to run away if i ever got someone pregnant

#1164 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

* shox is listening to: R.E.M. - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite (Strugglers Radio) [-1secs] <Rebekah> wow <Rebekah> ed in a rare goodmusic moment

#1254 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<vinsta> what colour was her hair <Rebekah> dark

#1268 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<ben> HURRUMPH MY ASS SONNY <ben> i need to undo my belt

#1352 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> i do not become a gibber after half a hooch

#1563 · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<shox> you really are a moron griff

#1797 by grifferz · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Louise> you will now fill me in

#1904 by strtok · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<|an> -trappist- DCC Send Anal Cunt - Everyone Should be Killed - Grindcore is very Terrifying.mp3 (213.122.196.108)

#1939 by strtok · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<dOokie^^> there is nothing so refreshing as a freshly shaved scrotum

#2030 by strtok · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<beef_curtains> ben u ever heard a fanny farT?

#2077 by griff · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<pedagogue> same reason erik likes to hold his seimens near small boys ears

#2100 by taras · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<taras> silver isn't as much fun because you've done it before, it's longer and people tell you what to do <grifferz> taras: much like oral sex with me

#2162 by swat · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<swat> half an inch ? * erik nods

#2360 by jealusie · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Laura> because you are considering if you could love erik under those conditions? <Dee> I'll try :o)

#2671 by tom · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<tom> marky twist a little girl <marky> twist so fine

#2769 by IZS · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<find> Antony, spelt is spelt incorrectly
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#2772 by Ragna · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

[13:23:09] * Genghis|In-Love vifter med arme og ben "HVOR ER DE RENLIGE FOLK HENNE?"

#2788 by Randmaj · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<drac> en gang sex med min x er god, 2 gange er dobbelt så godt... men Nico_Den_Dovne er meget bedre
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#2942 by grifferz · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Dee> Subject: Dazzle in Snake Skin Thong Bikini <grifferz> it's working for me every time now

#3057 by IZS · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<@swat> if i was born, i'd claim discrimination
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#3219 by ros · rating 5.25 from 8 ratings

<roswork> someone gets home, reads over the bottle "VOIGAIRA, TKE 13@ PLILS ASS NEDDED" <roswork> some poor guy shoving viagra up his bum, like 13 <roswork> byob juajing all the way to the banque
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#3588 by mark · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> ew fuckkkkkkkk <grifferz> I just took a big drink out of a glass of water I had from last night <grifferz> and then saw a big moth dead in it

#4119 by tom · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<dg> i'm playing with myself now
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#4691 by Cara · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

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#4942 by boojit · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Belatucadros> poor <Belatucadros> poor <Belatucadros> poor <Belatucadros> poor * sonorous has kicked Belatucadros from #blitzed (poo) <sonorous> +r <sonorous> nice freudian slip there
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#4980 by Antony · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<Antony> bye george <Dalek> I'm not leaving <Antony> yes, you are <Dalek> why? ## Dalek [~golf@car303.force9.co.uk] has quit [Autokilled: [76367] Akick evasion and flooding, both, as you full well know, against our AUP.]
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#5033 by taras · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> CAN you rape an animal <ben> how would know if the cow consented? <leE> they always fucking concent!
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#5039 by taras · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<tom> I've never seen 2001 <ben> tom: did you know, if you don't see that movie by 2001 you die
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#5059 by ben · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

[21:59] <taras> anyone can control my mIRC [21:59] <taras> just paste this: //q $+taras $+control-bot u $+ i $+ t [22:00] *** swat (swat@pc-80-193-224-33-en.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: )
Quotes from #surrey

#5527 by kfullert · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<@johnw> for me, grooming is the mornings when i remember to comb my hair

#5650 by Eckrall · rating 5.25 from 4 ratings

<mdm> like "I've decided to come out as a heterosexual"
Quotes from #blitzed

#246 by ben · rating 5.22 from 9 ratings

[02:48] <grifferz> but don't you think ron, that if people were constantly coming in here saying, "HI I REALLY LOVE BLITZED!!!" we might start banning them pretty quickly too [02:48] <MarkyOfBorg> i dont really love blitzed!!!

#48 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

to grifferz: <Barkingpuppy> hi <Barkingpuppy> your Khaled-Mardam-Bey <Barkingpuppy> right

#96 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<strtok> hello love <tom> hi <strtok> can i have your foreskin

#264 by Greg · rating 5.20 from 10 ratings

<Greg> unclear English by Tux, once again ;) <Tux> what you mean ? <Tux> it makes perfectly sense

#320 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<CGI154> pooface have not prick <CGI154> he like to scream! an loud!!! <pooface> AAAAANNNNNNN <CGI154> egg, jajajaja, your kids will be man-pooface-egg-chicken

#353 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<Scoops> because Redhat rules and the rest Suck ASS <grifferz> ok, obviously you are retarded <Scoops> u heard of phasedOS <grifferz> it must suck ass if it's not red hat <Scoops> no <grifferz> oh, sorry, I forgot that you are retarded. <Scoops> im not retarded <Scoops> your isp and your mom is

#755 · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<Loon> about what? you lose me when you start typing unix shite

#1017 · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<ben> DO YOU LINUX! I NEED LINUX! DOES IT RUN WINDOWS!?!?!??///? LAR/// ?HELP ME>>>

#1133 · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<Lucia> grifferz, don't you like portuguese, and Brazil? <[F]ire> i dont like any nuts

#1744 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<taz> why is what I wanna know. I mean how fucking easy is it to run a network infrastructure

#1915 by Adam · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<ben> anyone got any cool text messages

#1933 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

* strtok 's server is a cyrix 200 :( <strtok> thats as bad as a 5 inch penis <Andryan> that's like spence's then

#2075 by taras · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<therioman> i have a penis which gives uptime

#2109 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<Silencer> leE is an mirc script0r? <Silencer> 1337 one I mean
Quotes from #chatlounge

#2259 by jealusie · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<Jim> hows not being thick a bad thing? <Jim> i'm not thick you know <jealusie> pencil dick
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2590 by Halfdanes · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

[STK]ven_hrothgar sætter ild til sin BH og futter stille af
Quotes from #blitzed

#2640 by JohnN · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<pedagogue> hmosexual moments <-- phil (phil@p5083BE9D.dip.t-dialin.net) has left #blitzed (this gets gay)

#3031 by taras · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<Polly2> who is Lilo??? <Polly2> ive read up on it a lil bit <Polly2> but i thought it was a total joke <Polly2> i didnt know some fat wanking bastard was really so fucking stupid to do that <Polly2> *shrug*

#3115 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<swat> there was a great quote in london evening standard <swat> i can't remember what it was though
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#3167 by Ragna · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<King|ENG-STIL> mønt fod på englesk:D<Sleipner> coin foot *S*

#3350 by Tekken · rating 5.20 from 10 ratings

<@Tekken> er væk NU! | <@Raiders> natters chef
Quotes from #blitzed

#3414 by Antony · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

(@Tux) well, I'm ok with it, I'm willing to pay for things I enjoy (@Tux) except sex (@Tux) I refuse to pay for it (@Tux) so I usually run afterwards

#3734 by grifferz · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

<taras> i didn;t think my flatmate was in <taras> he just appeared out of his room <taras> i was in the kitchen and i shouted out int(rnd(1)) <taras> in a stupid voice
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4210 by Jarlaxle · rating 5.20 from 10 ratings

[08:36] * BitchenZidana fizer igen

#4213 by Jarlaxle · rating 5.20 from 10 ratings

Quotes from #bitfolk

#5688 by tomalak · rating 5.20 from 5 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [seanw/@spwhitton] A brighter day today than last night I reckon.
Quotes from #blitzed

#2362 by strtok · rating 5.18 from 11 ratings

<Gilgamesh> I dunno. I don't say like and all that stuff 100 times and they dont understand what i am saying <Gilgamesh> people say the word like 100 times

#12 by strtok · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<Le_Femme_Chic> is jpayne a bot?

#68 by grifferz · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<strtok> how do you know what piss tastes like? <ronner> Because i used to have a really bad aim when i was little <tom> wee on your hand and lick it

#88 by grifferz · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<taras> key phrase <marky> Someone set us up the bomb. <marky> All my base are belong to marky.

#105 by MrFridge · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<MrFridge> firewall is meant to sit in the background and block stuff without annoying me so I can look at the logs when I can be arsed and send abuse reports to aol

#165 by phil-away · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<phil-away> fucking tuypos

#175 by erik · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<strtok> wheres ernie? <Bert> Ernie? <strtok> yeah <Bert> Whose that?

#1735 by |an · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<easygriff> so I've added you as adam/yourpass <easygriff> in the MySQLAuth thingy <easygriff> condoms, that reminds me
Quotes from #coattails

#3582 by Belatucadros · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<Taggart> floorfuck 4 win

#3609 by morphy · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<find> Unknown unit 'BackOrifice'
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4488 by Raiders · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

[23-12:37] <Alfasmurf> Raiders er svafnir uden det psykotiske pladder :p
Quotes from #bitfolk

#5366 by tomalak · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

-Twitfolk:#bitfolk- [seanw] I'm getting a little sick of so many complaints/cheers about snow over Twitter. Our society in Britain grinds to an utter halt #uksnow

#5707 by grifferz · rating 5.17 from 6 ratings

<Eyecon> evening <taras> Eyecon: racist <taras> it's not evening in africa <Eyecon> why does everyone have it in for me these days? <taras> saying evening is just another way of saying, Britain is the centre of the world <Eyecon> what have I done???
Quotes from #blitzed

#30 by J` · rating 5.14 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> argh fucking fucking hell I want new toys <grifferz> new gadgets <grifferz> computer things <grifferz> the craving is immense <grifferz> deprived for months of pointless electronic tomfoolery <grifferz> I wither

#225 by ben · rating 5.14 from 7 ratings

<Baracuda> then i`ll have to calculate the penis "by hand"

#253 by grifferz · rating 5.14 from 7 ratings

<jpayne> charlotte church lives across the street from my parents :) <grifferz> ben round jpayne's for christmas <ben> fuck christmas <MrFridge> s/christmas/everyday <taras> s/christmas/charlotte/

#2230 by taras · rating 5.14 from 7 ratings

<Theo> I am Theo, and I was kicked out of here one hour ago because I was annoying. Since then, I've learned a lot about public relationships, and I am profoundly ashamed of what I did. <Spirit> theo we dont give a toss
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#3383 by Raiders · rating 5.13 from 15 ratings

[17:12] <MeHateMe> King <<>> Min mor laver min mad, vasker mit tøj, rydder op, spiller den af på mig
Quotes from #blitzed

#429 · rating 5.12 from 8 ratings

<Kandle> I took an iq test once, but I can't remember what score I got.

#3742 by OfficeRabbit · rating 5.12 from 8 ratings

<+Alex> so people who rape others are racists? <@grifferz> only if they refuse to rape outside their race

#113 by CrazySpence · rating 5.11 from 9 ratings

<Cat_> wot does maths have to do with computing..

#25 by CrazySpence · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<CrazySpence> when i get the 3rd one in a couple weeks you her an KL run around in your bra's an ill play some rock music and say the slogan. then we got somthin like a beer commercial <kitten> phil... <kitten> i can't run around in my bra, you have it. stop wearing it btw...

#64 by Silencer · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<taras> some people derive pleasure from touching linux terminals <taras> on their underbellies <grifferz> its not just pleasure taras <grifferz> I need it <grifferz> I need to rub myself all over with unix goodness

#89 by taras · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<dg> it doesn't like ribena opers, they must be bad or something :) <marky> dg: I.e. You can respect my cock.

#90 by taras · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<leE> marky marky ? Voulez vous couchez avec mois bitch? <marky> leE: Je ne "bluff" pas avec vous.

#98 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<CrazySpence> i thought blitzed was gettin smaller all summer but it was actually just me getting up later and later each day. lol

#112 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<swat> its going down <swat> still pretty big thouhg <tom> why thank you swat

#170 by taras · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> cos the Goat text looks good, maybe a smooth goat would too. or maybe not. <grifferz> mmmsmoothgoat

#180 by MrFridge · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> just noticed that for the last few minutes I've been sitting here going "OOARRR" like the farmers off the fast show, out loud, whilst coding

#269 by tom · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

*** RSGuideVisitor has joined #help <RSGuideVisitor> hi <ross> Hello <ross> May we help? <RSGuideVisitor> is it just me or are there major problems with signup/login <ross> signup/login of what? <RSGuideVisitor> oh damn where am i? <ross> Blitzed IRC Network ? <RSGuideVisitor> ok cya *** RSGuideVisitor has quit IRC (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.)

#279 by CrazySpence · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> fucking silencer <grifferz> couldn't organise a dog roast in his own back yard

#300 by dg · rating 5.00 from 11 ratings

<ross> may I ask.. <ross> where MCFLY comes from? <MarkyOfBorg> [20:01:17] <grifferz> hello mcfly

#316 by dg · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<Ravey> bit like ya willy <Ravey> cant leave the bugger alone <Ravey> LOL <Dee> umm, maybe you cant... <Ravey> erm <Ravey> i meant mine not urs btw

#345 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<Mon> unfortunately u cant get anywhere on this network without sucking some dong <Mon> thats wot grif told me anyways

#367 by tom · rating 5.00 from 9 ratings

<Dee> nuclear explosion in the middle of russia <taras> ! <taras> really <taras> oh is this a film

#368 by CrazySpence · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> old Dee, if there is a five minute job that you need to take 2 weeks, give Dee a call <grifferz> no job too small to stretch out into an endless quest

#426 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<shox> £50 for doing what I do best, sticking things in odd places ;)

#461 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> woke with my face pressed against the wall and dribble on my pillow

#478 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<HERACLES:#xnet> huge disaster in turkey!!!

#479 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

*** He--Man was kicked by Skeletor

#516 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> beaucoup de merde, non montagne de merde? <leely> lots of shit, no mountains of shit?

#527 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> the nurse was like, oh! I;m sorry! Oh no.. Oooh, this is difficult, ah,, can you hold this?

#531 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<black_starlet> the best dildos out there are the ones with a selection of speeds

#553 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

* ben feels he came just at the wrong time

#627 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<Will> touch me, I'm sad.

#635 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<Stevi_> i would not advise gays to join the uk forces <Stevi_> their life will be difficult

#698 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<dOokie^^> phil mate, GET WITH THE NOW, DUDE

#705 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<cYBEr_dOg> wank wank wanky poo arse <cYBEr_dOg> fuck a duck backwards with a spoon <cYBEr_dOg> and arse rape a chicken with a sausage

#737 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> well, the pub was loud, ed was being drunk on me, and I could barely hear what you were saying

#756 by ben · rating 5.00 from 8 ratings

[17:33] <strtok> stupid fucking british hypocrits [17:35] <strtok> americans do NOT call british stupid

#760 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

«Kick» P_L_A_Y_A has been kicked out of this channel by vinsta: bad boy can suck penis u dirty fuckin wank

#761 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<BondAGE_ROcksss> nice expenisive dildos are best, especially with the clit stimulator, oops bit to much info

#786 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

* le3 listens to Gerri Halliwell - **NOT REALLY**

#829 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<Adam> ye.... andy dont mind if you do it slowly :)

#843 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<dovey> i'm a heamaphrodite!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a wing wang and a gini!!!!!!!!!!!!

#850 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<_Al_> Incidently Matt keeps a picture of him and Ellen in his diary - which scares me!

#864 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<Aeriss> Look at this entry to my cacti mailing list

#871 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<|an> i wouldnt know, all ive seen of her is a. silence or b. complelte nutter <-- Speaking of Helen

#875 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

* Wafer bunz on <<< Wafer - Love is a four letter word >>> <ScAnTiLY-GlAd> no its not <ScAnTiLY-GlAd> oh yeh <ScAnTiLY-GlAd> it is

#928 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<dovey> she loved me so much..even offered share her cucumber with me ;~)

#951 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<britgirl> do you think that's appropriate for an irc cop to do?

#960 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Sterri> end of gays is such a predictable movie

#963 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> my speciality is going really fast until i trip over a 7 year old girl and end up collapsing on top of some other teenage girl and having it look like I am molesting her

#968 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Louise> fuck those quotes.

#995 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<ben> ignore them griffon...they're all uncultured bastards

#1034 · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

* Wafer picks his nose <britgirl> eat it eat it eat it

#1044 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<ben> IS IT /<-M4RT ? <zeen> safeways <zeen> we dont have k mart over here

#1069 · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<trappist> anyone who dosnt like me fuck you, infact fuck you quite tauntingly, having ruffed you up and sudued you, so i can do shit to you and get away with it

#1085 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

* MetalMickey2 wonders whats happened to marky these days <Loon> he's getting it up the arse off a local racketeer who demanded he share his areshole with every gayboy in a 50 mile radius or have his precious computer and only claim to humanity taken away

#1104 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Iceman> Im testing u incase somone takes over the channel

#1116 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I fear for my rear end virginity <Louise> we all do when we're around ian :P

#1149 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<_Kathy> god my lips are sooo dry

#1152 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<nyisles> fuck me in the goat ass * MrFridge applies the lube * Matt fucks nyisles in the goatass

#1158 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<MrFridge> well its not about hovercrafts, eels and buttocks <MrFridge> so thats my turkish knowledge buggered :)

#1161 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<MrFridge> i've already pumped it andy

#1186 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<swat> REACH <swat> FOR <swat> THE <swat> bollox

#1198 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

* Taz is listening to : Venga -01- We like to party

#1203 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Loon> So anyway, after the first pint of hippo semen I began to feel a bit ill

#1221 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<le3> unless you use an ass-dildo with a shit-escape hole through the middle

#1261 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

* grifferz strokes the pussy * swat dreams about goats

#1272 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<artist1> ý look for female chatter ým 28m

#1311 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Waf> lo tina tina lemon squeeza <grifferz> tina tina concertina <grifferz> tina tina vacuum cleaner <Loon> she bin ina ford cortina <Waf> tina tina anal reamer <shox> tina tina fucks in a beamer

#1313 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

* grifferz strokes his cisco * Matt strokes his penis

#1363 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<CodeBlue> My education is omportant to me

#1369 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Waf> erm....I hope thats not the one in leeds, it has the highest male rape in the country <Waf> I go there everyday <Waf> with my pants round my ankles

#1373 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<zeen> i think i gave u one griff <zeen> i think i said i would mail bomb u and i got an akick out of uk cause u got scared

#1390 · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<WEaZEl> KDONT WRITE CHECKS YOUR ASS CANT CASH MRFRINGE!!!

#1401 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I'm nopt [utt9ing this oj now, Iam sverey xaned now

#1418 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<|an> basically, the page is gay, and its not updated, whereas before, it was less gay, and not updated

#1435 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<phil-away> a goodf beeerr andyd is liket mackign lobe to a beaurtiful woman, good hesad finre bocdy annnd no lardting regirets afhterwhasrs

#1451 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<Mattdu> BUUFY ARE U THE REAL BUFFY???

#1453 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<HidingFromFreak> why is it always me who gets some snobbish bitch and some bloke from huddersfield after me <ben> think yourself lucky ed, at least a turk hasn't msged you <ben> oh

#1477 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Wafer> anyone got a 36C cheast they'd like to scan so I can see how big they r? *** lisa (blah@host213-1-130-146.btinternet.com) has joined #uk <Wafer> lissssssssssssaaaaaaaaaa <Wafer> just the girl

#1489 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<DJ_Innocence> 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8N2,11E14,13! 11,4T4,12u12,8

#1501 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Guest96917> ya stupid scrag slut monkey rapist

#1504 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<CorLeoNe> I'd really like to be your friend, I don't want wars anymore. PlEaSe FoRgIvE mE :) PLease, answer that mail to me, to mafia_boss_bratislava@hotmail.com

#1530 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

*** Matt invites you to join #sex-with-black-goats

#1554 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<GER26> I like horny and bitches girls

#1555 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

*** MaD-RaPPa (~mr@host62-7-61-20.btinternet.com) has joined #uk <MaD-RaPPa> anyone here a mad clubber hit #

#1566 · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<ben> and you can stop being such a bitch to me too <grifferz> ell you know what that means ben <amber> means shes got a crush on ya bangwang <ben> andy: are you saying half of Xnet has a crush on you? <ben> and most of the xnet administration

#1575 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<dOokie^^> the mucus membranes up your arse work better than anywhere else

#1585 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<|an> so when you wanna go into someone room you...? <strtok> you knock on their nob

#1587 · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<neercyde> ThReE oNe ThReE tHrEe SeVeN

#1608 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<dOokie^^> chiut put <dOokie^^> shgut pi <dOokie^^> shgut iup <dOokie^^> shut up

#1612 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Abuzittin> than I give you all dicks. <Abuzittin> with my best wishes

#1639 · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<FI> N E 1 WANT FONE SEX?? <FI> sorry

#1658 · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Orly-Ando> if griffez is a guy, i'll fuck him

#1691 by MrFridge · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<paradox_> you son of beach MrFidge

#1695 by ben · rating 5.00 from 8 ratings

<G-Shock> wrecked is the most gayest piece of shit in the world <G-Shock> they sit and talk about xnet <G-Shock> how fun <Sterri> but you're talking about wrecked?

#1757 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<grifferz> why is my typing so appling today?

#1759 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<|Kali> i like pushing people over.

#1789 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I'd rather accidentally appear naked on a webcam <Rebekah> oh do! <Rebekah> how funny would that be

#1793 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<kirsten> halus: why are you querying me? do i know you? <halus78> why are u ask me like that <halus78> u want to fuck with me

#1888 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

[08:21:10] <Adam> i just puked

#1929 by taz · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<adam> SecureCRT is gay. <adam> it is dodgy as hell <adam> windows telnet rules

#1942 by dOokie^^ · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<Bergy> is this mIRC?

#1949 by strtok · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> if you sprinkle when you tinkle <grifferz> be neat and wipe the seat

#1988 by strtok · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

*** Quits: andyc (Quit: I will have erik's babies)

#2059 by ben · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<Blitzia> From grifferz: Which star did the ancient Egyptians closely follow, for agricultural reasons? <grifferz> sirius <Blitzia> That is correct grifferz, the answer is Sirius, next question coming up in 30 minutes. <grifferz> oops <grifferz> sorry <grifferz> I forgot I added that <grifferz> what's madder than that is that as soon as it came up I want "fuck! I know this, what is it!?"

#2069 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<taras> >anyone can suggest me from where i can download an MIRC server <Emma> taras: http://www.xcalibre.com

#2114 by taras · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<NetmagTrivia> Hint: O----- <taras> oxygen <NetmagTrivia> That is correct taras, the answer is Osmium

#2149 by taras · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<the_real_muppet> i missed being licked so i had to come back

#2364 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<tom> Cherie [Blair] is still the top story <zeen> i bet she can fit two cocks in her mouth <zeen> she's got funny lips <zeen> probably from that

#2228 by strtok · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<strtok> would you let me suck your cock? <grifferz> yeah along with a lot of other people
Quotes from #chatlounge

#2244 by jealusie · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<darreng> who wants to see my webcam? <darreng> nothing nasty <darreng> just me
Quotes from #blitzed

#2343 by Eyecon · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> Hi, you pretty womans? You feeling suicidal? Come stay my home.
Quotes from #newzbin

#2454 by Brandon^^ · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<Torrent> When we do finally sell out it will be on such a grand fucking scale that there will be no question as to whether or not we have become corporate whores.

#2473 by Torrent · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<Pinch> that BullSHIT! <Pinch> i finnaly say something funny for the quote bot <Pinch> and i cant ad dit! <Torrent> haha

#2485 by Kukuman · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

* Pinch sets mode: +b *!goats@pc-62-30-220-68-pb.blueyonder.co.uk * Crowley was kicked by Pinch (Notice flood - 5 in 15 sec)

#2487 by lag · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

[21:33:16] <LiquidHAL> lag, i reported "500 Cumshots" from a.b.e.male. you can do it too.
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2544 by ZaneHyn · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

* RambrejneR hopper på GSEE og voldtager ham med en halv skovl og en forloren hare | <GSEE> SHIT... Han kom sgu..
Quotes from #blitzed

#2577 by strtok · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<dgl> i cum for women :p
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2594 by Halfdanes · rating 5.00 from 9 ratings

<Hynne> Jeg er faktisk ganske underholdende, hvis jeg selv skal sige det | <Christian`> Hvordan er man underholdende når man snakker om et shite-fetish ?
Quotes from #newzbin

#2619 by Genocaust · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

Statler->[msg(snappy)] oh yeah big boy, fuck me harder.. yeah.. right in my ass
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2621 by ZaneHyn · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<RambrejneR> ... og når han river den af får han sådan en rund ring
Quotes from #newzbin

#2711 by aggressor · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

/nickserv identify whatever <Albion> /chanserv invite #EdCentral <Goobert> good job * Albion has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by snappy)))

#2719 by Pinch · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

(Peter_Pan): fuck me; i have spend 5 hours outside today, and my face is as red as a 12yr old 's C***! <- i bet Scrumhalf is proud of me now, when I use those words :P

#2727 by Pinch · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

(Pinch): you work at arbys? (raz): yeah (arbi): you work for me?
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#2755 by Tallens|work · rating 5.00 from 9 ratings

[21:37:55] <Ries> Den skal satme ik citere noget fra mig ... HAder seriøst den bot. Crowley og Bender er det onde selv

#2975 by Zatoor · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<MuZtA> hehe alle mine venners små brødre og søskende er lige blevet konfirmeret, så de giver ud til højre og venstre
Quotes from #newzbin

#3014 by genzou · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<+pix> its not my fault i was dropped on my head when i was a kid
Quotes from #blitzed

#3060 by dg · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

-Iain:@#help- I'm off for a bit, someone else will need to deal with CGI605 if he insists on getting help with his penis..
Quotes from #newzbin

#3089 by _CyRuSS_ · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

(pix|ffxi) _CyRuSS_: If it makes you happy.. if i was a guy id sex you :)

#3156 by yohance · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<@yohance> !bt on | <kokujin> The Bot Talk Mode Has Been Enabled. | <@LiquidHAL> bot needs to get some social skills | <@kokujin> wow you're a bot? | <@kokujin> shut the fuck up | <+grifferz> ugh, for fucks sake what is it with that bot | [Part-#shattered-dreams] grifferz (goats@fullers.ipv6.strugglers.net)
Quotes from #blitzed

#3158 by Laura · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> rock rock rock rock rock and toll high school! <taras> yes <taras> those high schools need to be taxed
Quotes from #coattails

#3339 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<Mully> go into that harry potter takes it up the shitter channel or something

#3361 by IrBovine · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> bela loves the_cook, for the first time ever, not a typo
Quotes from #blitzed

#3452 by ben · rating 5.00 from 10 ratings

<strtok> i bet your cock is bent <grifferz> what if it is corkscrewed like a pig <OfficeRabbit> omg, I just realized <OfficeRabbit> A pigs tail is also corkscrewed <Laura> so is a pig's penis
Quotes from #coattails

#3521 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<G-Shock> why don't you go back to your own country <G-Shock> i mean channel
Quotes from #blitzed

#3729 by synfx · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<Tux> The most pedant man on earth must know ! <Silencer> pedantic <Tux> doh
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#3783 by Ellie · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<TerrorBite> Windows are releasing a Linux clone, theyr'e going to call it FreeBSOD
Quotes from #blitzed

#3826 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

< ben> you wish you were boyd hoyland <@Boyd_Hoyland> be Sky_Mangel <@Boyd_Hoyland> Let's cyber
Quotes from #coattails

#3830 by Taggart · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<Kostas> I need a left-handed snipe hunting glove
Quotes from #blitzed

#4486 by ben · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<sonorous> I cannot kick myself :( <sonorous> and I wank ~1 day

#4075 by taras · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<Aaron> if anyone tries to circumcize me, i'm going to rape them in the ear

#4120 by mailman · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<@synfx> man these cotton buds are so big and fluffy | <@synfx> cleaning my ears feels good | <@synfx> so good i'm sure it's a sin
Quotes from #coattails

#4126 by IrBovine · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< Morphine> All about my 20.1' monitor one more wisdom tooth to pull, inc to breakfast like
Quotes from #blitzed

#4172 by Antony · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

* alu runs his fingers up and down his lips making a 'blblbl' noise.
Quotes from #wow

#4183 by Plaminator · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<IrBovine> cunt droppings?
Quotes from #Coattails

#4188 by Jynxter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<morphy> I dated a girl who looked like an anime chick once <IrBovine> did her eyes take up 3/4 of her face? <morphy> no, but her tits took up 3/4 of her body

#4190 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Baast is a fairy princess.

#4191 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Say hi to little taggart, maybe?

#4231 by IrBovine · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< Trambo> Get off my juvenile

#4240 by cheryl · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<IrBovine> inc to warts like apple to bela's tft
Quotes from #wat

#4247 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<M3PHP> heh <M3PHP> sod rhi <M3PHP> lol <sonorous> haha <sonorous> bit harsh ;) <M3PHP> feeling a bit harsh tonight (sorry rhi)

#4248 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<m5ric> bed time for me, have 2 weeks worth of emails to sort tomorrow at work, fun! <sonorous> sweet! :p <sonorous> enjoy ;) <M3PHP> gn <M3PHP> have fun doing the emails! <m5ric> sure i will -!- m5ric [cgiirc@81-170-86-50.dsl.pipex.com] has quit [disgusted]
Quotes from #coattails

#4266 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Jynxter is a geek. <Morphine> Jynxter is a god.
Quotes from #wat

#4288 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> i can talk about selective breeding of roses, or something

#4295 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<m5ric> just emailed the GJ club, see if its booked <m5ric> but they have some shitty 800W amp tho <m5ric> its some bag of shit linear amp <m5ric> well rick k2wr has left his dx-3 there, would melt some fuckers if i used that lol
Quotes from #blitzed

#4298 by \ · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

<@grifferz> if we aren't supposed to anally rape 2 year old children, why is is the cracking noise so satisfying?
Quotes from #coattails

#4299 by \ · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

grifferz [andy@laudanum.strugglers.net] requested unknown CTCP YOU from \: ARE BANNED FROM MY FSERVE
Quotes from #tmpanime

#4325 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German! - Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

#4327 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire. - Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

#4328 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Uhhh... it's not *our* fault... - Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

#4329 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

If you aren't remembered, then you never existed. - Arisu (Serial Experiments Lain)

#4330 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Close the world, txEn eht nepO - Serial Experiments Lain

#4331 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

No matter where you are...Everyone is always connected. - Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)

#4332 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Because the dubbing process is so fragile, so ephemeral...It sometimes can take what feels like ten billion years. - Ima, soko ni iru boku (Now and Then, Here and There)

#4333 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness. - Ima, soko ni iru boku (Now and Then, Here and There)

#4334 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

I think you managed to singe some of my leg hairs! - Radditz (DragonBall Z)

#4335 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

I'm sure we've never meet before, but I'm glad your beating hasn't ruined your sense of humor. - Piccilo (DragonBall Z)

#4336 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Nappa, remind me to look into getting you dewormed again. - Vegeta (DragonBall Z)

#4337 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Being a good fiend is like being a good photographer. You have to search for the right moment. - Vegeta (DragonBall Z)

#4338 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy! - Vegetto (DragonBall Z)

#4339 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Then I'll give you just one piece of advice... dying hurts like hell. - Heero (Gundam Wing)

#4340 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

You're going to self-destruct? That's not a bad plan either... - Heero (Gundam Wing)

#4341 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough. - Duo (Gundam Wing)

#4342 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

I know we can believe in him because Heero is the type of person that can give everyone hope. - Relena (Gundam Wing)

#4343 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Heero!! I'm right over here, so come and *kill* me!! - Relena (Gundam Wing)

#4344 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

If you want to kill me, I don't care. But, I might resist a little. - Trowa (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)

#4345 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

I'm not good at fighting a losing battle. - Duo (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)

#4346 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

I ain't volunteering to pick shrapnel out of your boxers. - Ling Ling (3x3 Eyes)

#4347 by Avenir · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

Do we control them, or do they control us?! - Schwarzwald (The Big O)

#4348 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Yes, it's true. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. But they immediatly had to remove it to make room for my foot. - James (Pokemon)

#4349 by NetSensei · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

So, I'm a battery and my body is a Walkman. -- Yuusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Quotes from #coattails

#4350 by \ · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< Morphine> Mrsirb with the gay mafia...

#4351 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> I think I is a major screw up.

#4353 by cheryl · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Belatucadros> we both need more quotes in here, laura.. <Graymouser> I don't have any, I wouldn't complain <Laura> note to self <Laura> x closes window
Quotes from #Coattails

#4356 by Jynxter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Jim baker and jimmy swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'ministers do more than enough for me.

#4359 by \ · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<@Tarantula> !define judas
Quotes from #Coattails

#4366 by Jynxter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> <<< Mostly an idiot.

#4368 by Kostas · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[08:46] <Oduke> went to a white trash wedding friday night

#4374 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Tarantula, WordPad says it can't open .swf files <Tarantula> I now blow from laughter

#4375 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Tarantula> any niggers here???<strtok> i'm a nigger..<strtok> i am gay too..<strtok> i like to swallow cum..<strtok> i do..<strtok> it's good..<strtok> i`m blitzed gay nigger oper...

#4376 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Jynxter> na, thats before sex<Jynxter> na, we are american<Jynxter> lazy<Jynxter> sex then sleep

#4377 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Tarantula> sp2 is microsoft shit drivers <Belatucadros> yeah <Belatucadros> from their trousers

#4378 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> Tarantula, WordPad says it can't open .swf files <OfficeRabbit> OH DAMN TARANTULA!<OfficeRabbit> You tricked me again.<Harbringer> he's good at that

#4379 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<morphy> I had the fuck-patch for The Sims... made that game a hell of a lot more interesting

#4380 by morphy · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* MrsIrB casts turn undead commie.

#4382 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* Now talking in #sexchat

#4383 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Yessss jynxter.... Feeeel your hatred flow.... Come to 01the bot again.

#4386 by Grimmel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Sucking ass atm.
Quotes from #anime-zone

#4389 by tarantula · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<Tarantula>by the way IrBovine.....kiddie porn is shit...animal porn is super
Quotes from #coattails

#4391 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Tarantula>by the way IrBovine.....kiddie porn is shit...animal porn is super

#4392 by Lare · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Irbovine is a human. (Sorta.
Quotes from #wat

#4402 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<m5ric> like in a persons record and started typing over their details with something else, realised what i done and just shouted "oh bollocks" <m5ric> boss looked up "everything ok" and I'm thinking yeah i shout out bollocks when everything is ok!!!

#4403 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<m5ric> yeah i try to look decent in public <m5ric> well around people i don't know <m5ric> at work, always clean shaven cos if i don't shave for a few days i look a state, as if i really have not been to bed lol <m5ric> some people look ok with stubble, i look like a tramp
Quotes from #coattails

#4420 by Grimmel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* relax_boy has joined #Coattails <Morphine> Relax your anus. * relax_boy has left #Coattails

#4434 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

(re: puppies) <synfx> and if i don't see it i can't kill it

#4458 by morphy · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<morphy> god I'm a fucking tool <Morphine> You're such a tool.
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4471 by Raiders · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

Quotes from #coattails

#4472 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Morphy is a universal mystery, methinks.

#4473 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Mrsirb with the mrsirb dance. It's...stimulating.

#4484 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Off my rock wtf asshole. <Morphine> It was classic.

#4485 by JimmY^zZzZzZz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Jimmy> Morphine, niggers <Morphine> And needless to say niggers.

#4489 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* MaKalache has joined #Coattails <Morphine> Die die die. * MaKalache has left #Coattails
Quotes from #wat

#4494 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

[M5RIC referring to the wine sonorous was drinking] <m5ric> change ur name to what ever the wine is called, then u can say it had ur name on it :D
Quotes from #coattails

#4519 by JimmY^zZzZzZz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Morphine> Irbovine is a dipshit.
Quotes from #blitzed

#4530 by Antony · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<Antony> what's the de facto linux vpn client? <\> find2 default linux vpn client <find> Results for Results for default linux vpn client: (...) <Antony> find2 tramtrist's cock <find> Results for Results for tramtrist's cock: no matches found
Quotes from #wat

#4594 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<MM0RHI> and it was a Fisher and Donaldson one, they're better than an orgasm. <MM0RHI> <3 Fisher and Donaldson cakes <MM0RHI> their Toffee Fudge Cake is literally mouth-cum. <MM0RHI> if god could ejaculate, that's what it'd taste like
Quotes from #wow

#4532 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Graymouser> truthfully even shaver, stroll, and I are getting very frustrated <Graymouser> but you didn't hear that from me
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4539 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

puki sausages

#4542 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

puki I am a sausage

#4549 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<grifferz> puki is my son and I love him

#4550 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> I like sausage rolls

#4551 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<cermit> i like coxx

#4552 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<cermit> I nearly snapped by spine trying to suck it

#4553 by cermit · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> i use the vaccumcleaner when it's itching

#4554 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<cermit> I have the smallest coxx of them all!

#4556 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<cermit> yes i am gay, y?

#4557 by cermit · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<clownhunter> i lost my dick

#4558 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<cermit> you know :) i'm the one asking for gay sex, when it really was misterx just messing around

#4559 by cermit · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<clownhunter> i can't handle my sexuality

#4560 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<anndorian> Clown Hunter is kewl

#4561 by cermit · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<anndorian> clownhunter is a wimp

#4562 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[11:57] <puki> "cermit" is feeling himself

#4563 by cermit · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Agamer> I'm a gamer :)

#4564 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Agamer> I'm gay

#4565 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[16:36] <puki> "cermit" played with himself

#4566 by Agamer · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Que Evil Music

#4567 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[16:38] <wurst> this channel is really homophile

#4568 by wurst · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<clownhunter> !addquote [16:38] <wurst> this channel is really homophile

#4569 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<wurst> this channel is really homophile

#4570 by Agamer · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Puki Oh, I like to pooh in the loo, I do it at half-past two - I like to wee in the sea and spread it on my toast in the morning

#4571 by wurst · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Chanserv> i suck. i suck hard.

#4572 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> Anyone else naked - or is it just me?

#4573 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> Oh, I like to Large - coz I'm in charge - and "Agamer" is "cermit's" boyfriend

#4574 by wurst · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> Oh, I like to suck the cock, coz I'm gay - and "puki" is "clownhunter's" boyfriend

#4575 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> I like programming naked

#4576 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> Covered in baby oil

#4577 by cermit · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Coder_|Quaking> I'm so gay, you wouldn't even belive it.

#4579 by wurst · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Chanserv> my favorite color is dark yellow

#4580 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Agamer> yes i am gay with "puki", y?

#4581 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> everyone in #blitzlounge has tried to sleep with me

#4582 by wurst · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> and everyone who has slept with me is in #blitzlounge

#4583 by wurst · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<puki> sometimes i wish i had a penis

#4584 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<BloodLocust> I cut off my pecker with a knife

#4585 by puki · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<BloodLocust> no shit sherlock

#4586 by poedgirl · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<anndorian> << <puki> I love IRC logs >> I'm not intrested in yor sexual preferences.
Quotes from #coattails

#4589 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* Stroll has joined #coattails <Morphine> Stroll, the offical womb raider!

#4595 by JimmY^zZzZzZz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Jimmy> night all :) <Morphine> Saw serenity last night! <Jimmy> i swear MrsIrB said that yesterday...you learning prick <Morphine> Learning learning learning.
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4598 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Gigalo (Ci_cero@user-358.lns2-c10.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #blitzlounge

#4604 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Alexandra> i was promised furry porn in this chatroom
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4615 by Alfasmurf · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4637 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<find> why does Jimmy like it up the ass?: http://www.gawker.com/

#4645 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[11:43] * Jesus blesses this forum
Quotes from #wow

#4659 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

korea

#4666 by Taggart · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Lolita> Kostas gets the top, I am a klutz and would fall off and break something

#4668 by Taggart · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Belatucadros> man I think venerial bubbles just made me sick

#4675 by IrBovine · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<@MrsIrB> !seen find <+find> MrsIrB: I am find <@MrsIrB> ...Oh, that's right.
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4677 by Jimmy · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<poedgirl> !ratequote 2359 9 <poedgirl> whoops wrong channel
Quotes from #wat

#4682 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<gm0tge> there is a yl at uni, and she says she speaks japanease and chinease <gm0tge> noodles and suchi.. thats about all of her grammer
Quotes from #wow

#4689 by MrsIrB · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

10:44 -!- mrsirb___ [~mrsirb@68-255-160-2.ded.ameritech.net] has joined #coattails / 10:48 -!- mrsirb___ is now known as IrBovine
Quotes from #coattails

#4699 by Jimmy · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Jimmy_Eve2006> ERM <Jimmy_Eve2006> http://ts.searching.com/torrent/350767/When_I_Turned_Nine_Korea_2_4_DVDrip

#4707 by morphy · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<\> shutup you cunt guzzling coon
Quotes from #wat

#4726 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<rich> bj means a blueberry juice, why what were u thinking?

#4754 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

-!- green [~Iain@netgear-ext.jenkins.je] has quit [Quit: Leaving] <m3php> night <m3php> oh to late <sonorous> haha <sonorous> why do people do it? ;-) <m3php> dunno <m3php> habit

#4759 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> are you listening via radio? <Rich> stream <sonorous> shut up JJ <sonorous> i'm listening to this via radio <sonorous> so you have a delay a bit <Rich> fuck off JJ
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4762 by Rakanichu · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

Quotes from #wat

#4773 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<M3PHP> sexy rich, greek couldnt find a name for gay

#4774 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<Rich> fuck, got a chune in my head and dunno what it is <Rich> bollox what is it <sonorous> OHHH I KNOW! <sonorous> Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The SKy <Rich> i said classic not knob cheese

#4778 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<sonorous> just got some random tunes on this cd <Rich> how do u listen to music then? <sonorous> cd player

#4786 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<Rich> something abt women when wet

#4800 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<Rich> any jokes wud be lost on the yanks <sonorous> birds? they fly right <Rich> no its a satellite, idiot!!
Quotes from #blitzed

#4830 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Antony> we did akick's that have brances <Antony> if $user is in #boogie then akick <Antony> we need* <Antony> akicks* <Antony> branches*
Quotes from #wat

#4854 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<Rich> americas version of the stinger is the shoutgun
Quotes from #blitzlounge

#4879 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[13:46] <misterx> I am gay! You can tell this is real becuase I is capitalized.

#4880 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[13:50] <misterx> Why do all quotes that involve me have something to do with homosexuality?!

#4881 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[13:50] <misterx> See I knew you were gonna do that - first non homosexual quote!!!

#4883 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<NoelCower> What about my balls?
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#4927 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<SarahA> hey <GeorgeWBush> We're going to find them and we're going to smoke them <SarahA> okay <GeorgeWBush> in Iran
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#4907 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

c-rex offers clownhunter some of his rum

#4908 by clownhunter · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Crowley> I lie all the time.
Quotes from #wat

#4969 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ku5b> jeezus christo pete <ku5b> taking like 6 pics of the same thing <ku5b> and now i see boats <ku5b> ferrys <ku5b> shit <ku5b> and now windmills
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#4972 by taras · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> I ate virtually all that mango, I cut the flesh as close to the stone as I could <OfficeRabbit> until it was too fibrous to chew
Quotes from #blitzed

#4977 by Jimmy · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Antony> !quote fridge.*fridge.*fridge <Antony> !quote fridge.*fridge.*fridge <Antony> meh <Antony> where's the quote i want <Antony> !quote fridge.*fridge.*fridge.*fridge <Antony> what's the quote where phil makes the same type 3 or 4 times <Jimmy2> !quote fridge.*fridge.*fridge.*fridge.*fridge.* *quote appears* <Antony> now why the fuck didn't fridge.*fridge.*fridge.*fridge find that?
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#4981 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<gm0tge> i bought a laptop <gm0tge> so, filling it up of rufz and porn

#4985 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ku5b> oh man i heard a good one today <ku5b> fucking zombie jesus <ku5b> like, what do those three words have in common <ku5b> nothing..

#4986 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ku5b> i can talk ur language <ku5b> u fucking knob on a pram on a lift <ku5b> with ur brollies

#4987 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ku5b> i = gay
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#4998 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<swat> i suppose it could be worse <swat> could be gilf <tom> what's a gilf? <taras> girl tom <tom> isn't that just a normal relationship then
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#5038 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<taras> heh the women in this look like the blitzed female contingent <taras> apart from the nice looking ones
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#5042 by taras · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<tom> I have just had the single most bizarre experience of my life <grifferz> don't worry tom, I'm told anal sex is always painful the first few times
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#5044 by synfx · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<Antony> seriously <Antony> why the fuck <Antony> does every retard in #chat.net want ops? <Antony> it's like wanting be host to anal fungus
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#5058 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<Dee> my logo is one off my scout groups website <taras> dean is this troop actually affiliated with the real scouts ? <taras> or is it part of tgchat <grifferz> what kind of badges would the tgchat scouts have? <taras> camping

#5098 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> yeah I would like to see GWB on Top Gear <grifferz> "I do not agree with this jeremey, you are going too fast, emergency brake!" <grifferz> "but we're only going 35mph Geo.."*CRASH* <Eyecon> thank god evolution is ensuring he will not reproduce <grifferz> "It works better on a train" <Eyecon> because of his hair <grifferz> won't even donate this spooge to research <grifferz> has no "interest"
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#5102 by Eyecon · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<SarahA> !fortune

#5103 by Eyecon · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<SarahA> !fortune <find> SarahA, You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
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#5114 by Antony · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<sonorous> u want to make a sexy time???? <sonorous> very nice!! <sonorous> my sister is number four prostitute in all of kazakhstan
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#5131 by ku5b · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<sonorous> my arse vaginity is firmly intact, thanks

#5139 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ku5b> dream of bunnies and shagging goats. <dj1yfk> I will dream of OH6GDX, farting into my face.

#5142 by zedex · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ku5b> simon is wanking to cars. <ku5b> that is what it sounds like 2me <dj1yfk> I am wanking to guns and tanks.
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#5171 by Alfasmurf · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

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#5187 by taras · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> DADDY NO [ascii] <grifferz> if you have been affected by any of the issues described in #BitFolk please call our confidential helpline
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#5192 by Raidrs · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<louise> Well Raiders, get here and touch my tits.. And let ppl know if they're fake or not
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#5193 by Raidrs · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<louise> Well Raiders, get here and touch my tits.. And let ppl know if they're fake or not
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#5201 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> http://london.craigslist.org/stp/403997664.html - Schoolgirl type willing to pose for you in very little - w4m <darksatanic> grifferz: Do you make a lot of money doing that?
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#5202 by Hynne · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

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#5203 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<legacyblade> thanks for the help, I'm actually not stupid, I get straight As in all of my collage classes <legacyblade> I major in english <legacyblade> I write novels, I just rely hevily on spell checker, always have <legacyblade> and when I finish the one I'm working on (Web of Desteny) you can buy my novel -!- legacyblade was kicked from #bitfolk by popey [bored now] <legacyblade> did you guys kick me out?
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#5216 by Bartenderen · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

#5224 by Rakanichu · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[19:50:08] <HS> Jens? - Hvordan styrer man din vandhane?

#5225 by Rakanichu · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[20:42:37] * I_Love_Kimo is now known as Ragnar
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#5238 by Belatucadros · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<strtok> DCC SEND startkeylogger 0 0 0 <-- Fraggle has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <strtok> omfg <Belatucadros> lol <strtok> you have to be joking <Belatucadros> apparently not
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#5241 by Rakanichu · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

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#5255 by taras · rating 5.00 from 5 ratings

<+gdb> "My copyright protection system depends on no colour codes being sent in IRC. ircpaint can be used to circumvent this system and is thus illegal."
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#5259 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 6 ratings

* Aksel spiller ikke rigtigt mere

#5291 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

<Viking|GAMER> lol jeg er kommet i 3-d
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#5311 by strtok · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

11:20 <@dg> grill? 11:21 <@spb> you can't grill steak
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#5979 by Aksel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Khaal> Der er mange guldkorn, som vil gå over i glemmebogen <Khaal> Hugger på spæk var lidt sjovt <Khaal> Jeg krinte <Khaal> Så meget at jeg stavede forkert <Khaal> Idiot

#5980 by Aksel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Aksel> Khaal, det er nok mere sikkert end med en spækhugger | <Gaeve> Elle ville sgu da tæve Spækhuggeren | <Khaal> Med sin... harpun

#5420 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Ufretin> afk - skal ud og lave dressing til VAlk
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#5390 by tomalak · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<fffu> one of my coworker is gay <fffu> he is agressive gay <grifferz> is he your leather daddy? <fffu> i wish
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#5396 by svaerdkaemper · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

#5405 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

#5406 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<GonzoDark> at skrive med Axe_Decapitators, er som at be til Gud
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#5967 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* lanky reaches for his tiny instrument

#5969 by lanky · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<kwyjibo> grifferz: just appeared at my desk <grifferz> with a bin liner, flexible hose and a form letter reading "Tell mother I am sorry. ______ (sign here)" ?
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#5971 by Baron · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[23:46] <SV> Baron - Det er ikke så meget ved at blive optaget mens man får den tøranalt af en neger.. Tro mig?. [23:47] <Powerchicken> Lyder som du har erfaring [23:47] <SV> PC - Ingen kommentar

#5930 by Griffen · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[17:07:38] * Crowley was kicked by Griffen (Griffen) - [17:08:30] <Wulff> ik crowley - [17:08:48] <Wulff> chatten er slet ik det samme uden ham

#5966 by Aksel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Brighid> GonzoDark hvor gammel er du? <Adlertropf> man spørg ikke en pige/dame om hendes alder Brighid

#5438 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

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#5936 by Dominic · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

Filbert> I started off trying to find an amusing image by putting 'gay old man' into google images <Filbert> with safesearch turned off <Filbert> turns out that wasn't my best ever idea

#5937 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<AnonymousCoward5888> I've decided buckly is the desmond of irc!
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#5938 by Laura · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

+ging> DC is washington DC ? @grifferz> no it's direct current you clownshoe @grifferz> they live in a lead acid battery
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#5939 by chrisjrob · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* robert_ howls at the moon * grifferz grins, exposing a row of beautifully polished garden gnomes * robert_ concludes there is no hope for grifferz

#5961 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<+freakyclown> ak47s shooting katanas dipped in ricin ftw :D
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#5959 by Baron · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[00:22:38] <Wulfff> killer er et kidnderæg [00:22:54] <@Killer> I know Wulff... [00:23:02] <@Killer> u need to tell ?
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#5465 by Eckrall · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

<+alexjs> Infrastructure Design/implementation for (mostly but not limited to) large vod platforms. (Note; I haven't actually lost my job. Just feeling like quite a tool) <+Robert> i don't think it's just a feeling
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#5467 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

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#5469 by Eckrall · rating 5.00 from 7 ratings

< chrisjrob> chrisjrob == the new robert_

#5934 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<+chrisjrob> one day I'll be given ops by mistake, and then things will change around here -!- mode/#surrey [+o chrisjrob] by Filbert <@chrisjrob> and then I'll have tehm removed again and i;ll leave in a huff -!- mode/#surrey [-o chrisjrob] by Filbert
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#5933 by Griffen · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[22:22] <Killer> Nej Wulff du er bare en ged [22:23] <Wulff|150184> og du en orne [22:23] <Killer> jeg må være en so :S [22:23] <Killer> Please.. så vil jeg hellere være en ged!!!
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5951 by Laura · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

< strtok> maybe the UK doesn't have hipsters <+spb> strtok: we have them, but we call them "dickheads"

#5505 by taras · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<grifferz> apparently paypal is blocked in china. so one of my customers needs to use his vps as a proxy to pay for his vps.. <alexjs> yo, dawg. <MurkyGoth> WE HEARD YOU LIKE VPS, SO WE PUT PAYPAL IN YO VPS SO YOU CAN PAYPAL WHILE YOU VPS
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#5510 by Raidrs · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Raiders> og svaffer gamle ven , du ved godt at intilligente mennesker keder sig aldrig

#5511 by Raidrs · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Raiders> og svaffer gamle ven , du ved godt at intilligente mennesker keder sig aldrig<Svafnir> LOL<Svafnir> Jeg keder mig ad helvede til :D
Quotes from #surrey

#5513 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

< freakyclown> omg john is offering pics of his "large lumps"

#5519 by chrisjrob · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

* johnw_ runs psychological profile on fc and notes recurrence of 13
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#5950 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<taras> founder of commodore died <taras> carl ommodore <CrazySpence> he just died? he was old when he was running commodore <taras> yep <taras> the business has been taken over by his son, Vic 20
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#5575 by Axe_Decapitators · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

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#5578 by taras · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<+tomalak> one day I'd like to meet some #bitfolk regulars in person, to determine if you're as retarded in real life as you are on the internet and then have a good laugh in your face <+tomalak> I want some soup
Quotes from #surrey

#5588 by chrisjrob · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

< kfullert> Dominic is a popsicle

#5612 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

< MrKen> "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

#6019 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<@chrisjrob> which means kwyjibo's is 1000 x bigger than mine

#6018 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<@chrisjrob> sometimes I can be an idiot
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#5617 by Raidrs · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Raiders> GIVE ME BACK MY VODKA!! OR MOTHER RUSSIA WILL KILL YOU!!! DO NOT UNESTAMATE DE POWER OF KGB
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#6017 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ging> i think irc gives me the freedom to express myself however i want rather than having to conform to social conventions
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#5633 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<taras> yeoman is what the early rappers used to shout <taras> in the pre-Comptonite renaissance period

#6015 by taras · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< gordonjcp> Islamabad? no, I just prefer alpacas

#6016 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ging> ziphy: my sheer genius doesn't come accross well over the medium of irc
Quotes from #surrey

#5949 by Dominic · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<mdm> All those people who didn't give two shits about you when you were alive suddenly pretending that they're very sad you've gone <chrisjrob> if you died, we'd all go to teh funeral <chrisjrob> make sure the lid is properly nailed down
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5927 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<wizbit> im thinking about joing a dating site <grifferz> wizbit, what do you perceive as your greatest barrier to meeting women? <wizbit> http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_women_in_FLOSS <wizbit> one of those would do
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#5948 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< RainbowDash> oh, appears my IRC client has rejoined. Sorry everyone

#5940 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ahxcjb> no one uses debian anyway

#5941 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<@Dominic> [on ahxcjb] I'm not sure views describes them adequately. It wouldn't sound right if I said Hitler merely had "views".

#5942 by lanky · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<grifferz> creamy belief, I like it
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#6014 by ging · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

16:23 <@grifferz> we're going on an anal trip from gayton, we're all going to be wearing miniature plastic sailor hats and Dave2 is going to be screaming "I'M FREE!!" through a megaphone while wearing only assless chaps and straped to the front of the boat. the rest of us will be dancing to the village people classic "In The Navy" at all times while the boat is moving

#6013 by taras · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< ging> John lewis advert says never knowingly undersold since 1925, yet wikipedia say founded 1864,what does that say about thier early buisness practices?
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#6008 by lanky · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<si> I find if you push hard enough everything goes in eventually.

#6006 by Filbert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<No-2> bonjour <No-2> im all french now <chris_> errrr <chris_> were in belgium

#6007 by Dominic · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<ging> the bishops are also allowed to touch the porns

#6004 by lanky · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<mdm> WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST AGREE ON ONE OPERATING SYSTEM!!!!
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#6005 by spb · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<wozbit> I really need to take off 'Linux' from my dating profile
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#5978 by Gaeve · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Khaal> Der er mange guldkorn i en relativt kort samtale, jeg burde quote mig selv, så kan jeg hive dem frem senere, slå mig selv over knæet og tænke hvor var vi dog uhyre morsomme | <Khaal> Nogle mere end andre.. Ellebye | <@Gaeve> Han er færing, deroppe findes humor ikke som begreb | <Khaal> Humor er når de tager hvalen i åndehullet | <Ellebye> nogle gange ville det være
Quotes from #BitFolk

#5976 by Laura · rating 5.00 from 1 rating

<@grifferz> That's the beauty of the Internet. You discover that dressing up like a pony isn't that unusual, and there are other bronies to rub yourself on
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#5720 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<taras> if you pour coke into a plastic cup, the plastic cup will be gone after 48 hours but the coke will still be there
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#6010 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* chrisjrob blames kwyjibo * kwyjibo blames society * society blames kwyjibo
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#6003 by taras · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<+spb> "if your house were on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out of it?" "the fire."
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#5999 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<taras> ugh, gargling with heavily diluted tcp still leaves your mouth tasting like ass <Dave2> you should gargle with UDP instead
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#5998 by lanky · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<mdm> the idea of buying an over-priced product from a company run by arrogant jerks then having to buy ANOTHER device just to make it work like something you could get for half the price is taking insanity to a whole new level.
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#5730 by Mez · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<+taras> fact: statements are 50% more believable when delivered via ircpaint
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#5734 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<grifferz> I don't think that anything done at a computer for 49 minutes constitutes a great effort <taras> grifferz: how about cracking one out over a photo of carol vorderman <grifferz> anything over 4.9 seconds counts as effort then <taras> oh... it wasn't related to that conversation, just thought i'd suggest it
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#5997 by chrisjrob · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< grifferz> evaluate your life if you are reduced to doing maths in bash :(

#5744 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 2 ratings

<@Eckrall> Dominic is like Chuck Norris, he frowns at systems til they give up and work
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#5746 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<so_solid_moo> wiki wiki is hawaiian for "quickly quickly", and wiki just means "tl;dr"
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#5996 by PhillipAlpha · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[23:46] <Ravn> Fascinerende. Firefox stavekontrol kan ikke genkende ordet "godkendelser" men ordet "testikeljern" har den ingen indvendinger mod.
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#5798 by chrisjrob · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

< georgie> Im a flat peninsula. I have a corridoor on one side
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#5992 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Dave2> I BEGAN SWEATING LIKE A WHITE MOUSE IN A TAMPON FACTORY
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#5993 by PhillipAlpha · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[00:15] <@Gaeve> Men altså, hvis nu bare knægten var lækker og sød, og der ikke var noget sex indblandet - altså, ud over max et handjob i ny og næ - så skal jeg da ikke afvise det. Så slipper man også for at skulle bo sammen med en tøs der brokker sig konstant :P
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#5804 by Eckrall · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

09:56 < chrisjrob> okay i am naked now

#5819 by kfullert · rating 5.00 from 3 ratings

<+chrisjrob> crapness crapness everywhere i need some booze to drink
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#5945 by Aksel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<PhillipAlpha> København sucks :P
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#5990 by Dominic · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<robert_> I assumed muse was some development app, given previous comments on github <ajf> robert_: it's far worse - popular culture <grifferz> one of those "mothership failed to correctly pre-load with appropriate cultural identity" moments
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#5849 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<CrazySpence> ive always like women on the heavier side for some reason. <alexjs> They can't run as fast.
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#5853 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.00 from 4 ratings

< spaceinvader> and maybe i could use their horse

#5989 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* mdm has no idea what a "Competitive" salary would even be for a PR manager <mdm> Perhaps I'll apply though, on the offchance that my current applications for Children's Entertainer and Marriage Guidence Counselor get rejected for some reason

#5946 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<+popey> which you can shove in the slot, it's a tight fit, but it works

#5929 by Dominic · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<chrisjrob> ah kids <chrisjrob> gotta luv'em <Eckrall> chrisjrob: indeed i do
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#5987 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<solexious> what's sol but a second hand emoticon
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#5986 by Miden · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Khaal> Du skal ikke rode dig ud i noget jeg ikke magter lige nu miden!
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#5896 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<taras> taras@amelia <ging> did you name that machine after the girl from docotor who? <taras> yes <ging> do you have a girl friend? <taras> no
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#5983 by Khaal · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Khaal> Han skulle have spurgt mig om jeg ville have en slikkepind | <Ellebye> eller en banan? | <Khaal> Jeg hader banan, fallos formet frugt har intet at gøre i min mund | <@Gaeve> Pis :( | <Ellebye> det kunne du måske ændre? :P
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#5904 by Dominic · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

* robert_ decides that grifferz is a threat to everything we hold dear <robert_> and I don't say that lightly
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#5981 by Aksel · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Khaal> Taler du af erfaring Aksel? du er måske... skabsfæring? | <Aksel> Khaal, jeg er fra Herning... Vi har ikke en gang en havn ;) | <Aksel> Khaal, i midtjylland vælter vi køer og gør det med får! | <Khaal> Aksel - Min fejl, jeg er fra frankrig, jeg mistede min mødom til en lagret brie | <Khaal> 45+
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#5943 by KWYJIBO · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<@chrisjrob> I would like the 6" one

#5935 by chrisjrob · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

< chris_> Filbert is far better at subtley trolling than I am
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#5917 by grifferz · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [tom/@tomgilder] FACT: Every 13 year old in Manchester is currently consuming some deep-fried animal in its prestigious Arndale Got Talent. <ging> -TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [tom/@tomgilder] Just robbed this new iphone of some southerner, he was flashing it around everywhere in manchester sending tweets
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#5921 by Griffen · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

[18:47:25] <Killer> jeg er for langsom..

#5925 by Reigen · rating 5.00 from 0 ratings

<Hedeulv|Bonderoev|DSJ> kært barn har mange navne.. skizofrent barn har endnu flere
Quotes from #blitzed

#185 by taras · rating 4.89 from 9 ratings

<tntek> ?kiss <Dee> ?lart <perlguy> ?fondle <grifferz> ?staymyhome *** tntek has left #blitzed

#3879 by Belatucadros · rating 4.89 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> I'm going to get monumentally drunk.. don't tell magistra

#3071 by crazyspence · rating 4.87 from 15 ratings

<@Mailman> who's responsible for mailman on blitzed.org?
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#2947 by Alice · rating 4.86 from 7 ratings

<MC> jam jam jam Alice jeg er nogenlunde lige så behåret som en Bjerg gorilla undtagen på hovedet
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#3140 by crazyspence · rating 4.86 from 7 ratings

<tom> "A Foo goes into a Bar, and the landlord says "What kind of example are you setting?"
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#2803 by Alice · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<Katzoo> Jeg er en kat i tylskørt og waders
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#5696 by taras · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<strtok> linksys <Laura> I have a linksys <Laura> switch <taras> i have a linksys <taras> modem <CrazySpence> i have a linksys hub <CrazySpence> wait <CrazySpence> i have a linksys <CrazySpence> hub
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#111 by grifferz · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<CrazySpence> i wish it hadnt...shrunk <CrazySpence> oh yea. well i got a handjob today

#171 by erik · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<Storm> sorry J, but is cum a type of alcohol? I don't drink it.

#387 · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<Louise> FUCK@ my knees hurt, i've been on them all day!

#1812 by ben · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> just dash in there ian <grifferz> and spank him with the first thing that comes to hand <taz> which knowing louise is a 12 inch rubber cock

#2061 by taras · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<strtok> i hate those numbers <strtok> 1 2 3 .. etc

#2295 by crazyspence · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<taras> in ST: RTOK the world was taken over by gay men
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#2297 by Paradox · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<boi_crazy{rattles}> and our resident grammer experts: strtok_ and pedagogue <pedagogue> grammar
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#2498 by Peter_Pan · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

[10:21:22:] <Tsoop> I know xx2000xx is arrogant bastard, but he doesn't talk shit. [10:21:31:] <xx2000xx> no, i talk shit
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#3145 by mark · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<@tom> <Laura> how big is it? <taras> tiny <-- on a lesser channel that would become a quote

#3621 by Dee · rating 4.83 from 6 ratings

<@Kukuman> man my pants are soaked

#106 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> suckle on your nob? <Dee> please

#151 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<Craq> grifferz... you're turning this channel into a mega-homo channel

#156 by swat · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<strtok> i would shoot <strtok> then itd come out 2 seconds later

#231 by MrFridge · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<MrFridge> Everything you know is wrong! <Dee> no it aint <Dee> specialyy mt grammer and spelling

#374 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<ron> i've sent a naked video to 7 women, and 4 guys, this proves my heterosexual nature

#379 by Adam · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> oops, better get my baguette out before it burns

#424 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I never thought I would say this, but... you sad bastards!

#452 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> oh you stupendous gimp

#560 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<dOokie^^> preserve british wildlife : pickle a squirrel

#619 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<cYBEr_dOg> a bloke giving himself a blowjob will <cYBEr_dOg> with his feet in his hands <Will> i'd love to do that <Will> better take up yoga then, or break my legs

#624 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<trappist> ian i gotta butt fuck the girls from bournemouth

#770 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<Cindy> look griff <Cindy> if you want to blow up then blow it up which I doubt you will but not today because I am going to the ricky martin concert ok

#781 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<yaffle> i work at onyx internet <yaffle> we have 3 class c <yaffle> and owur own dns anmeservers <yaffle> and can rtegster domains for free

#785 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<ben> Meatloaf was a fat knacker

#827 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<zeen> can i link to this bot? <ben> zeen: no

#845 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<^Miss^Sixty^> some people talk about computer parts <^Miss^Sixty^> we talk about boredom

#1000 · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<shox> you guys dont love yourselves as much as I do <taz> yeah but we dont wank 12 ti,mes a dasy

#2338 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<Laura> [taras] is nice <Laura> you should keep her

#2459 by Laura · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> ere taras, I might come to Edinburgh in July <-- taras has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))

#3351 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<taras> all my clocks are always fast so I don't miss neighbours

#3398 by Eyecon · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<Polly> i dont cream my panties when i sneeze.... <grifferz> I do

#3530 by JohnN · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

(@Antony) google is dead (@mark) no it isn't (@Antony) well, it's b0rked (@mark) no it isn't (@Antony) fine then

#3541 by Mrten · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<Couscousje> What's a love stain? <+Ziphy> something you make the girl sleep in

#3585 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> have you ever looked at gay turkish porn? <taras> no <OfficeRabbit> I wouldn't bother
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#4708 by Daneinc · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

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#5024 by jealusie · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<swat> bush doesn't look like a president <Eyecon> I'd suck him off <Eyecon> and I'm not even gay
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#5092 by grifferz · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<lol> i once ate a ~fly lol <lol> i was a kid <lol> it was like..5 years agol <lol> *lol <lol> btw <lol> lol <lol> is my initials <lol> its not the net lol <lol> lol <lol> brb.
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#5609 by johnw · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

<+robert_> "strong and vibrant personality" < mdm> In other words "Nobody in the organisation will appreciate your work or want you to be here, so you'd better be able to deal with it."

#5635 by Filbert · rating 4.80 from 5 ratings

< issyl0> No one seemed very excited :P A * issyl0 comes | < issyl0> Bugger
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#4235 by Jarlaxle · rating 4.78 from 9 ratings

#2785 by Ragna · rating 4.77 from 13 ratings

<Alpehue^> hvaf fanden er de t? | <[FP]Kong_Arthur> Et flot skib! :) | <Alpehue^> hmm.. det er FANDEME GRIMT!
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#200 by grifferz · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Sexy_girl> ne one want 2 cyber? <Sexy_girl> Fine, if u think im a guy, it doesn't matter, u can pretend that u think I'm not a guy

#235 by grifferz · rating 4.75 from 8 ratings

*** Mandifer is now known as MandyOut <tom> I thought Mandy was already out EUHEUHEUHEHEHEe

#284 by taras · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Greg> bien sur, M. Tux <Tux> what the fuck language is that ? <Greg> it means, 'of course, Mr. Tux'..

#441 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<CyBeR-dOg> do i make you orgasm adam?

#483 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> he would say stuff like too old when we looked at normal porn

#493 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<trappist> i shouldnt have touched myself when i was in the zen state or near it.

#554 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<dOokie^^> mine are huge

#601 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<`Hudson> People here are slow. No woman knows how to chat me up.

#638 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> fear my log

#675 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<EviL> ipek said that u should choke on ur own cock <EviL> sorry

#676 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<_nicky> can u hack?

#685 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> .....and if it flicks your stick, titty fuck her

#693 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<arowana> have you ever tasted your cum martin?

#694 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<shox> it's either this dodgy irish crap or you'vebeenframed, which is so unholy and gay I wouldn't wish it upon a dead ferret with dynamite stuck up its arse.

#793 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<|an> i havent got any diseases that i havnet caught off andy

#802 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

grifferz> can we akick him daddy? pleeeeeease?

#807 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<nix> where do you live <Adam> england <nix> i live in england to (nix is ztezdo@rap-02-211.nv.iinet.net.au)

#808 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> ./squit shox* rerouting ed away from the bar | <taz> ./connect shox* 9999 water&painkillers*

#812 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<dippy> I'M NOT SHAGGING ANY OF YOU

#848 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<hablood> ý m looking for virgin

#866 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I Love The Smell Of E3 In The Morning!

#872 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<mikey> what exactly is smugglers.net... just a site or is it part of a company

#1027 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<taz> do you lot realise how much of a load of bickering gimps you all are ?

#1051 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<|an> from aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago i used to be {^i_h^} <taz> that was a gay nick <grifferz> suits him

#1066 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<ben> [ben@aeriss ~]$ !:say, what is a dildo? <ben> Bad substitute.

#1073 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Altema> why does MrFridges' picture make it so I cant breath <necro> because he looks like mahir?

#1156 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<ben> Oh my god andy i nearly wet myself in bed last night

#1317 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<uye> send me a picture please...... i'm hot & I need to see a naked woman

#1636 · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Carly> 4,8¤12,9¤13,11¤11,12¤10,13¤2,48,10 HELLO 2,410,13¤11,12¤13,11¤12,9¤4,8¤ <Carly> sorry it's my moms skript

#1696 by taz · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Dav> now she wants my dave pearce cd :| <andyc> lol <andyc> she has taste

#1719 by taz · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<andyc> The right woman will come

#2017 by grifferz · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<ben> showgirls is not good wanking material

#2049 by strtok · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<dOokie^^> do you know anywhere where i can adopt a monkey? <dOokie^^> ive found somewhere i can get a gorrilla for £24

#2217 by tom · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<tom> radio car has mast that goes up 10 meters !!! <swat> like my penis
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#2757 by ZaneHyn · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

[+Moonmaster] hvad er forskellen på Alfheim og en sportsvogn?? Man låner ikke en sportsvogn ud til vennerne :)

#2816 by ZaneHyn · rating 4.75 from 8 ratings

<The_Great_Ones> LUK NUMMEREN Crowley
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#2824 by J` · rating 4.75 from 8 ratings

[ben sees a film of a man shagging a hen] <ben> ugh <ben> that is horrible <grifferz> ben, it's fowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2826 by taras · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<pedagogue> I won't accept money unless it's fresh and crisp from the ATM <pedagogue> and if someone tries to give me coins, I throw them back at them <Polly> thats because youre a fucking queen tyler.

#3374 by tom · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<swat> that sucks <swat> well no it doesn't it's good

#3449 by mark · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<+OfficeRabbit> How do software developers know when to make something 2.0 or when to make something 1.2? <@grifferz> for a suitable ben analogy, please involve poo. e.g. it's like when you're on the toilet, and you feel something move, and you have to guess whther it is time to strain or else to just ease it out a little more

#3455 by taras · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Jessie> taras..you here <taras> nope <Jessie> yeah well <Jessie> kipper is best

#3488 by taras · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> get one of your stalkers to buy us some hardware in US <grifferz> tell him you'll fly over and blow him if he does <grifferz> for everything else there is mastercard..
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#3644 by Raiders · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

[23:10] <WarLords> Jeg er Homo | [23:10] <WarLords> pis | [23:10] <WarLords> hvorfor gør jeg altid sådan noget
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#3682 by Belatucadros · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Jynxter> easier to read then Dr Seuse
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#4632 by Silencer · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<Jimmy> 12check the other channels <Jimmy> 12different times <+poedgirl|working> kill the colour please <Jimmy> 12oh <Jimmy> 12just noticed that.. <Jimmy> seems its the same colour for everything i do <Jimmy> is the font different? <Jimmy> ive just started using trillian <Jimmy> its in Kristen ITC to me

#4825 by larne · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> what would TomServ do? <tom> serve toms <grifferz> I think we already have enough toms <tom> ok
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#5135 by tom · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<tom> OS maps apparently include small faults and made up bits <tom> to try and catch copiers <grifferz> yes, like Wales
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#5200 by Eyecon · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<taras> IRC is a MUD for IRL <grifferz> and all the women are non player characters
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#5509 by Dominic · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<johnw> we need a 9/11 that takes out the /whole/ of america's users, then web sites might become accessible again

#5860 by KWYJIBO · rating 4.75 from 4 ratings

<+ging> freakyclown: no it's too difficult to get round to see it, i'm going to try and get a small spout on a vacume and suck it out
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#179 by erik · rating 4.71 from 7 ratings

<ron> how the hell did i get chocolate syrup in my armpit

#327 by grifferz · rating 4.71 from 7 ratings

<Silencer> marky sux <MarkyOfBorg> floyd sux <Silencer> no marky sux <MarkyOfBorg> i know that unreal sux

#331 by Greg · rating 4.71 from 7 ratings

<eliot> hi, are from you UK,? * Dee looks at his rdns hostname <Dee> co.uk :) <eliot> are you americans?

#3510 by OfficeRabbit · rating 4.71 from 7 ratings

<mark> life's hard <mark> and so is Mrten

#19 by tom · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<MrFridge> nice new unbroke cable modem *** Signoff: MrFridge (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#21 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<taras> that has made me fully erect <taras> I am standing up with joy

#114 by taras · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Goat53264> NIBBLE ON MY PENIS OF HTML!

#186 by taras · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<perlguy> never fear <perlguy> nic ain't queer

#198 by taras · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<taras> From trivia: On which continent lies new zealand? <taz> australasia <taz> asia <taras> That is correct taz, the answer is australasia <taz> you dont think i'm that stupid do you :) <taz> australia

#283 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<Smarch> you dony even have botserv <Smarch> gayass <Smarch> all the good servers do <Smarch> like daran

#301 by phil-away · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<Mandifer> take me i'm yours! <thomas> er Mandifer?! <Mandifer> I lied <thomas> :( <Ravey> lol <Ravey> is this a huehuehue moment?

#347 by dg · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<tom> CHANNEL 4 ARE REPEATING TRAP DOOR <tom> !!!!!! <Dee> WHERE???

#491 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<^rufus^> I have a real talent for men and animals

#581 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<ben> when the server goes down, i go down. i'm not deserting it in a time of need

#585 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<|an> well its on the inside of my elbow so god knows what i must have been doing with the camel to get it there

#596 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> just when I think you have said the most ridiculous thing ever Will, you somehow manage to return another day to spout even more preposterous arse

#655 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<starlet> my dad said we should go smoke some pot

#692 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<shox> livin' la vida loca is cool

#735 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

* grifferz goes to recover from eing outragwouky drunk

#754 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<ben> I'M NOT A TRENDY ASSHOLE

#791 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<MetalMickey> no we dont nick, but then, we dont need a blood transfusion to get a hardon <grifferz> I do

#796 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<I-Pac> can I be really lame please?

#820 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<MrMoves> Ben, 21 inches??? do you have a small penis then? <Dragon> i bet

#835 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<buBBleS> i am more of a lips girl tho

#841 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Chunkster> Hey, whats with the +v <dovey> it means i'm shagging the ops :P

#849 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<ben> I am determined to come next time

#886 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<|an> get it up then matt

#888 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<MetalMickey> I'm gagging to get creamed again

#979 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<G-Shock> do u like bumming? <^LONDON> nahhh but I can't think of anything else to do at this time of day

#980 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> and all stuff has oozed on me <grifferz> no this stuff is REALLY sticky

#1054 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

* starlet smells her pants

#1150 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<^Kali> my eye always twitches like that <Rebekah> thats winking, jules

#1255 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Rebekah> you got some weird speach inpediment there

#1270 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<ben> where i come from receptions are childrens playgroups <Rebekah> i like receptions

#1497 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<JACK__> ý am lookýng for a lady who wýll marry wýth me

#1596 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Matty_b> 4,0q1,13B'o)1,0 7,8<<<<<<<1,0 DAVE PEARCE!

#1619 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

*** MartyMcFLY (~xx@NAS-213-43-75-101.ixir.com) has joined #beginner <MrFridge> HELLO McFLY!!!!!!

#1713 by MrFridge · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

*** [No][LMA] (nostromo@host213-1-152-200.btinternet.com) has left #uk (Fucking quotes. Does anyone really care?)

#1716 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<BigSarah> well..... you don't just go asking a girl about her body like that. It just isn't polite.

#1785 by taz · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<strtok> i wank 12 times a day

#1799 by dg · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<zeen> my lava lamp is buggered <marky> zeen: my lava lamp is my sister!!!

#1820 by |an · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Moltee11> ahhhh fuck it this room is for freaks and i dont wanna be part of it

#1870 by MrFridge · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<andyc> hyrdochloric acid is cool <MrFridge> HYRDO ? <MrFridge> is that like hydrochloric then ? <andyc> yeah I missed the O out

#1894 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<trappist> i just love the atmosphere of a squat party

#1911 by taz · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

Regarding Paula: <dOokie^^> i cannot believe you did thatwith her <dOokie^^> she is m,inging!! <andyc> i bet she sucks a mean cock

#2020 by strtok · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<strtok> because im gay <tom> you are?

#2058 by strtok · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<strtok> The University of Reading, R12 G501 Unconditional offer <taz> this mean I can take you out to a proper pub <taz> and get bladdered

#2116 by ben · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

<leE> there are a weird collection of chicks on the internet man *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Rebekah <Crowley> [48] <Rebekah> im a good kisser <Rebekah> ask any of my teddy's <Rebekah> huh.

#2141 by taras · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<MrFridge> how goes it ? <ben> sore throat <ben> and a rat peed on me earlier <ben> but otherwise good

#2256 by MadSci · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<MrFridge> marky * marky you too anal barrier breacher!
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#2396 by Kalante · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Colton> It'll pop your cherry, man. <Brandon^^> Colton fondly remembers his best high school pickup line.
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#2549 by Randmaj · rating 4.67 from 6 ratings

* Squall syntes RAM har hænderne i de forkerte bukser!!! gider du stoppe;)

#2744 by ZaneHyn · rating 4.67 from 12 ratings

<[Notorius]Cookie> Jeg er ikke blevet quotet endnu..... Og jeg blir sq heller ikke...... Det er jeg for hård til
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#2917 by taras · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> and not only that, but the youth looked at me like I was an escaped mental patient when I asked <taras> maybe it wasn't your words that made him think that <grifferz> perhaps it was the fact that I was naked and drenched in blood and faeces

#3056 by JohnN · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

(@MrFridge) tom, just go and have a threesome with Bill Gates and the Director General of the BBC - get it out of your system :P

#3416 by pedagogue · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

< taurian> im an american < taurian> that dont mean im a dumbfuck

#3420 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<strtok> when you get teabagged the smell of nuts stays on your forehead <strtok> for like a day
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#4415 by Belatucadros · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Lolita> I'm not marrying him etc etc
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#4713 by OfficeRabbit · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<@taras> /msg find hi lover <@taras> opz <@OfficeRabbit> LOL!!!!

#1415 · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<ben> heh i just opened my desk drawer and found a bra
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#4970 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<taras> i send to u 1000 glasgow kisses <Nick> mmmmm <Nick> thnxxx <Nick> sexyyyy <Nick> i like it
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#5067 by grifferz · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Antony> /. = slashdot.org btw

#5639 by Robert · rating 4.67 from 3 ratings

<Ging> nah thats only if your a retard
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#3859 by taras · rating 4.64 from 11 ratings

<dg> mirc is lame <synfx> write yer own client then

#11 by grifferz · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> just an old laser printer I salvaged from work <grifferz> ibm 4039 <grifferz> slow, big, noisy <grifferz> but free :) <taz> like paula then

#22 by grifferz · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<taras> I never read these "agree now" things, like once I agreed to change our telco from BT to ntl by accident

#122 by grifferz · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<-- jpayne has quit (Autokilled: trojan network not welcome here (2001/10/03 18.30))

#419 · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<Rebekah> because im a very crap 'swallower' so to speak

#422 · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

in 1999 a crack team composed of one internet bloke was rightly arrested for gross crimes against BT. Put in a maximumsecurity sex offenders wing, his rectum was stretched beyond all recognition. that man is Marky, and he is the A team

#861 · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<Aeriss> Spanking the monkey should be banned <Buster-Wanking> well if spanking the monkey does then so should twiddling the twat

#997 · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<LIL^Em> yeah Ed u cant even spell england has a H

#1349 · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<MrFridge> its revenge time :) *** MrFridge has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

#1548 · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> yup, it's when you get into the skanking demon mums with bare harsh zoots that it loses me

#2031 by strtok · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<Legind> hey dont quote this but whats a gibbon

#2080 by strtok · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<marky> mindy: It even tells you it is a raving poofta. <mindy> OK, marky.
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#2637 by TalieseN · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

[23:49] <yohance> cause i liked backsteet boys at one point
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#2726 by JohnN · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<Dan> tom <Dan> you suck goats. <tom> I prefer the other way round
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#2931 by |louise| · rating 4.60 from 10 ratings

[9:34pm] <Hynne> Mærk mine paaaaaaaaatter

#3289 by BanZaiKaj · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

[22:22:20] <Sleipner> King > du lugter stadigvæk lidt af tis | [22:22:54] <{DU}Kingston> sleip>> du lugter mest:) | [22:23:33] <Sleipner> King > mmm og du er til toilet sex... | [22:23:57] <{DU}Kingston> så længe jeg ikke er til fod sex | [22:24:31] <Sleipner> King > urin og lorte sex er sq da slemmere end fodsex!!
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#3531 by grifferz · rating 4.60 from 10 ratings

<Silencer> um GMT+9.5? <+magistra> you got a problem with it? <Silencer> I find timezones with .5 amusing <magistra> you need to get out more
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#3611 by Belatucadros · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<Lolita> kids will have to run around with helmets on as they chase after the short bus
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#3833 by JohnN · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<Kukuman> my mom takes care of the cleaning :P <synfx> mothers = nagware <Tux> mine is more like.. call-once-a-year-on-my-birthday-only-to-borrow-alot-of-money

#4797 by larne · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

-Crowley:#blitzed- [3071 / 4.9] <@Mailman> who's responsible for mailman on blitzed.org? <Jimmy> that quote has lost <Jimmy> ALL <Jimmy> MEANING <Mailman> well <Mailman> there is another quote
Quotes from #heroes.dk

#4893 by Cara · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

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#5360 by tomalak · rating 4.60 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I like my women like I like my whisky; 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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#4203 by Alfasmurf · rating 4.58 from 12 ratings

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#5051 by CrazySpence · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

<swat> isn't that a thingy from a film ? <swat> i see dead people ? <Antony> yea... fith sense
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#131 by dg · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

<marky> Dee: Don't be floodin slut!@ (talk to da hand cuz da bot aint listenin' #7: andy@laudanum.strugglers.net ignored.

#137 by taras · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

<MrFridge> blitzed 1 year anniversary <tom> I preferred wrecked

#224 by MrFridge · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

*** `Emma`` (yffoo@213.1.64.80) Quit (Quit: »¡« Scøøp Script 2001 »!« get yours copy at www.scoopsite.com ) <pedagogue> 2001 is sooooo last year

#1764 by ben · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

<Fluid> am i a geek for saying lol

#3821 by mark · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

<magistra> so we can look cool <Silencer> I personally prefer to be warm
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#4209 by Jarlaxle · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

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#4394 by poedgirl · rating 4.57 from 7 ratings

<vonKitsch> hmm... is Crowley a girl? i have some pics for her...lol.

#80 by taras · rating 4.50 from 10 ratings

<grifferz> age sex location penis length zero? <toughnut> you a fuvkin arsehole or summit

#130 by taras · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<MrFridge> I remember the days of converting octal to hex using binary <MrFridge> such heady things as we tripped the base fantastic

#134 by MrFridge · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> tom, you see that markov over there <grifferz> that's your internet cybersex girlfriend <tom> he is?

#158 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<SeXyLinZ> !place <grifferz> we don't use that gay !place thing here <SeXyLinZ> nevermind it's too intelligent for youguys

#229 by erik · rating 4.50 from 6 ratings

<Baseciq> in summer it will be +2 or +0. i never remeber. since we have here polish cartoon network i forgot about time changes.

#252 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> dg! <grifferz> have you just killed all the users!? <dg> only two

#291 by tom · rating 4.50 from 8 ratings

<Dee> anyone know anything about pc memory? <jealusie> it goes into these really weird fucking slots INSIDE the pc

#392 · rating 4.50 from 6 ratings

<Anon> I like to shit while I'm online, and when I'm with people who make me hot.

#433 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> im a good kisser <Rebekah> ask any of my teddy's

#474 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Shox> Ok, so I don't mind handcuffs, or whips... but... they're just not exciting enough.

#495 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> ian: even if I do smell at least I don't pay people to put dildo's up my arse, have a sister that screws my dog, and a mother with a museum of mechanical love, and richard for a brother!

#556 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<arowana> i would love to have boiling hot oil poured on my body

#576 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<shox> ben: team nrrd needs you

#634 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> I think it might just have been the massive network disruption I caused here by accident

#639 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<tiger> i`m veeery good <grifferz> easy tiger

#649 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<therioman> righty ho then da master o da massiv eton-wick ppl.

#677 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Jake> PS. Look, I can do it without swearing! <Ed> So can I, but I don't fucking wanna.

#777 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<G-Shock> can we all get on with talking about being l33t or wanking over who has the faster connection to the net

#795 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<KandyKane> had a sex change? [18:19] <vinsta> nope i havent yet

#851 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<ben> Yahoo search on Men with fat legs and small penises

#881 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

*Matt* i do you the home griff invitate, you stay his bed, he kiss you down below

#900 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

* G-Shock is now legal to have gay sex

#906 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<|an> yes well i will remember my pills this time

#940 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Adam> also andy, i have cockhornyfuckwhores1.asf on strugglers:

#987 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

* schmick stands under the mistletoe with matt <taz> shcmik , sounds like the noise when your penis hits your thigh

#1011 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<ben> opercom <ben> what a bunch of weenies

#1024 · rating 4.50 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> anyone who needs to get people to type a sequence of numbers and puts their age in their nick, please press alt+f4

#1067 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Kernelksh> well not to be arrogant or full of myself .. but I am genius level

#1108 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<starlet> i started massaging my ass today and it felt good

#1111 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Lil^Em> yeah hes piediofile

#1217 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Taz> anyone want a log of g-cock paste email address now in channel <shox> is this as to what he's done? <ben> no ed it's just a random log

#1219 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

* grifferz rapes Teddybear with a pitchfork

#1235 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> REALLY <Rebekah> npw? <Rebekah> bnow? <Rebekah> nopw? <Rebekah> NOW.?

#1295 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Wafer> tosses confetti on 12 ,.:/ '~` ~ :, ~ ' : , . ,.: '~`*+,.`*`` * - _ + ^^^^ : , . + ,.:4 Wafer 12'~`*+,.`*`' ~ :, , ~ ' -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ + ^ : , . + * ^ - , ,.: '~`* ,.:'~`*+,.`*`'4 Wafer 12~ :, , ~ ' -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ + +,.`*`' ~ :, , ~ ' -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ +4 Wafer 12^^^^ : , . + * ^ * - ,^ : , . +

#1344 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> ketchup goes well with anything <strtok> even semen?

#1365 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<shox> I love my girlfriend, deal with it you desperate byatches. <-- says ed to a roomful of blokes

#1370 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Rebekah> julie:i was trying to find my bondage queen outfit

#1374 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<|Kali^Away> i cant even find the damn dick

#1377 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

* MrFridge plays : Billie - Because we want to ( /<-mart ch00nz 2000 )

#1396 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<G-Shock> n e way i'm gonna watch sky <G-Shock> must be something to wank over

#1413 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Adam> i think im just gonna take a trip & some skag & 20 pills and go and rape a sheep <Adam> and pretend it was the love of my life

#1421 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<|an`away> can i be an oper <shox> yes ian <shox> type /quit I suck my own cock

#1432 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Altema> you dont know the difference between lying and sarcasm

#1461 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<BENDER> YO its BENDER AKA FUTURAMA, ya dig me! Listen you hippies take me to the boredelo and give me 5 of your best sluts! <bekah> im one.

#1463 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<|an> i have infected everyone with my gaYY!!!!!!

#1468 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Rebekah> i'd rather kill myself with a teaspoon <|Kali> one of my friends is doing that <Rebekah> i know plenty of people that are. <Rebekah> weird sods

#1481 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<shox> matt you gonna shag many many paula's out of sheer being-too-drunk-to-see <taz> indeed

#1482 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<|an> PUT YOUR 'NANI ON MY TOUNGE AND YOUR BOOTY ON MY FACE

#1488 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

* Insomnia hops like the psychotic gibbon he is!!!!!!! <---- #radio1 at it's best

#1495 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<wet_p> 0/f/england

#1505 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<CorLeoNe> <Taz> you are a gay fag and must die <CorLeoNe> look, everyone here hates me

#1515 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<amber> i tink i like that ong <amber> songf* <amber> aong :/ <amber> S _ ON _ N _ G

#1533 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

*** amber has quit IRC (Broken pipe) <amber> never ever! do /who 0

#1545 · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<SilverWeed> you go for the dumb american blond look? <shox> no I go for the intelligent english blonde look

#1638 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<andyc> Mr chips was a mate of mine <andyc> I spent many hours in his shed

#1644 · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<i\o> yo mamma so stupid that she asked you for help

#1737 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<|an> tell me what i do to get so many guys come on to me then

#1831 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<strtok> [17:49] <UK-Person> no...only ian kicks me <strtok> [17:49] <UK-Person> i forbid you to date him

#1832 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<strtok> i couldnt bend far enough

#1934 by Adam · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> odd, my computer just froze <grifferz> woo <grifferz> I am getting good at coding now <Adam> recode your computer not to freeze then :)

#1979 by ben · rating 4.50 from 8 ratings

<Le_Femme_Chic> french i no no french <Dav> you don't even know english

#1987 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Moltee> i have never wanked

#2038 by taz · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Mr_Bill> brb...gonna inflate a balloon in my bum

#2065 by strtok · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<strtok> i dont swing that way <Zaphod> wtf ? <Zaphod> you female ?

#2084 by taras · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<marky> Matt3: Adam get me some e'z. <marky> I want some virtual e'z. <marky> How dare you accuse me of repeating myself! How dare you associate me with drugs.

#2090 by swat · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> anyway, shower <Adam> good idea andy i think i will join you

#2246 by JohnN · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> a lot of things have the consistency of cum, yet people still enjoy ingesting it <grifferz> cum, being the prime example

#2308 by IZS · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<SomeOtherViper> marky tell us who's the smartest bot <marky> yeah i am the smartest bot
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#2426 by Torrent · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Crowley> Come here little boy, I have some "candy" for you...

#2598 by Kalante · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

Guess the subject! - <snappy> this site looks like it was written in 1996 using CGI
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#2884 by ben · rating 4.50 from 8 ratings

[04:01] <grifferz> dreaming about irc is not sad
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#2945 by ZaneHyn · rating 4.50 from 10 ratings

<Hynne> Hånden..! | <Tekken> HAHAHAHA
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#2957 by Statler · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<TalieseN> its not the size that counts, its how many of them you have :0
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#3171 by Vaun · rating 4.50 from 8 ratings

<grifferz> you are going to have to start putting stuff in it if you find it funny, otherwise it will be no use. I will start if you don't!

#3315 by trendwhore · rating 4.50 from 6 ratings

<tarantul> ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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#3766 by Ravey · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<Ravey> I am a cunt with cheese on my spastic cock
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#4251 by M3PHP · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

23:47 <@sonorous> i have a tft that is a slut to clean 23:47 <@sonorous> without smearing 23:47 <@M0RHI> I've never cleaned a slut
Quotes from #blitzed

#4309 by zedex · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<tom> my girlfriend just found eBay, uh-oh <tom> and I just outbid her by 5p (muhahaha)

#4442 by zedex · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<konni> !quote 4436 <konni> uncle grif, please delete that quote.. <grifferz> fuckwit konni, learn an important lesson that two warnings didn't provide

#4492 by zedex · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<ben> this film great gatsby <ben> is a good film right <ben> but the theme tune is the fucking birds of a feather theme tune (which i assume came after) <ben> and every time it plays i can only think of pauline quirke and crap comedy
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#4718 by Alfasmurf · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

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#4765 by Jimmy · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

(from a spam email to poedgirl's account) <Jimmy> I am Barrister Frank Okonma a solicitor at law. And a personal attorney to Mr.Michelle, a native of your country, who until his death was a staff of shell petroleum Development Company here in Nigeria.
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#4865 by BitchenZidana · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

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#5048 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<dovey> i'm now 31 <taras> older than grifferz <taras> oh you are older than grifferz <taras> wow <taras> i was saying it as a joke
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#5104 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> sooooooo <taras> anyone else shaving their head in sympathy with britney? <swat> i shaved my pubes <chrisg> thanks for that swat <chrisg> im sure your lesbian housemates will apreciate it
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#5106 by Alfasmurf · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

#5125 by Raidrs · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Ydun_Para_Ixis_[O]> Raiders > du må sikkert gerne få noget af min mor
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#5124 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<taras> i've had the same watch for 15 years now <taras> MAN AND BOY <taras> tbh Thomas the Tank Engine never dates

#5134 by zedex · rating 4.50 from 6 ratings

<chrisg> i had the weirdest dream the other day <chrisg> dreamt i was chatting up some bird who works in a shoe store (no idea why) <chrisg> and i actually started picking my nose <chrisg> and she wasn't bothered <JohnRobert> she was probably more bothered about your face
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#5277 by Hair · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<svaerdkaemper> syntes da bare det var heldigt for padden han kom

#5279 by Hair · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

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#5421 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<taras> Ging: do you have a VPS? <Ging> yes <taras> oh <taras> hm maybe I could run one then <taras> no offence

#5397 by MikeH · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

( Ging) also some advice, if dip is too cold do not mircowave it with the lid on ( alexjs) Ging: You are approaching illegal levels of stupid :(

#5531 by tomalak · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<MurkyGoth> Avril Lavigne has her own perfume range now? <MurkyGoth> Great, that means that it's only going to be a couple of years until she's reduced to making porn films :)
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#5559 by johnw · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

< kfullert> beer has an annoying effect
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#5572 by Mez · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<+Paul2> I'm not touching anything else now <+Paul2> My work laptop was fucked today as well <+MurkyGoth> Get someone to rear-end your car, claim it was broken in the crash <+Paul2> I dont have a car <+MurkyGoth> <-- insurance fraudster! <+Mez> Paul2: MurkyGoth was just interested in the term "rear end" <+tomalak> and "broken" <+MurkyGoth> And "it" * MurkyGoth rubs thighs
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#5582 by kfullert · rating 4.50 from 4 ratings

<+robert_> freakyclown: don't stab wintellect - one of the few surrey lug lookers ;)
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#5687 by grifferz · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<alexjs> I think bold on irc is the equivilent of hulking. <taras> and yet there hasn't been a hulkometer <alexjs> Would you do the honours? <taras> no. i don't believe in irc banners

#5693 by dg · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Eyecon> I have a sort of date on friday night :p <Laura> with a real girl or a blow sheep doll <Eyecon> A <Eyecon> REAL <Eyecon> W O M A N <Eyecon> she has breasts and everything <Eyecon> well <Eyecon> probably

#5774 by Robert · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<+taras> the message was a 300K attachment saying "The piano tuning department is closing down. It has been a pleasure working with you all." <+Dee> the council has a piano tuning department?? < perldog_> not any more - didn't you get the email? <+MurkyGoth> Not any more :) <+alexjs> Not anymore! <+alexjs> oh god

#5988 by popey · rating 4.50 from 2 ratings

<Filbert> I assume it's Ubuntu? <grifferz> debian <Filbert> that's basically ubuntu, isn't it? <ziphy> with streamers
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#2266 by Flopper · rating 4.46 from 13 ratings

<jealusie> hello Mr. Harris, we are here to commandere your computer <TheSaint> er.,hello jealusie
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#4898 by Gaeve · rating 4.44 from 9 ratings

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#203 by erik · rating 4.43 from 7 ratings

<pedagogue> I'm a top. <strtok> top my ass <strtok> er

#281 by ben · rating 4.43 from 7 ratings

<strtok> like that guy yesterday <strtok> the one that was jerking off while having me help him

#2365 by AndrewR · rating 4.43 from 7 ratings

<taras> I want to ass someone <taras> erik!!
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#2895 by Tekken · rating 4.43 from 7 ratings

<Smeagol> I'm pure evil... | <Smeagol> I'm a motherf*ck*ng evil biatch...

#3055 by Zatoor · rating 4.43 from 7 ratings

[00:44] <Smaugen> fuck i 2 bonghoveder | [00:44] <Smaugen> nu har jeg spist al min slik mens jeg har hørt på jer2 i stedet for at se film << Det er så hvad Smaugen/Mimo mener om Bamse og Alberth

#3393 by Raiders · rating 4.43 from 7 ratings

[21:20] <Snakes> Raiders... Jeg er bare træt af at jeg aldrig blir quotet.. | [21:21] <Raiders> heh snakes , prøv at sige noget dumt | [21:21] <Snakes> Jeg laver squ da ikke andet..
Quotes from #blitzed

#184 by taras · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<ross> just because I'm tipsy doesnt mean you're gettin oral sex andy

#701 · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<Emma--> @@@@:) <---wow look marge simpson

#733 · rating 4.40 from 10 ratings

<^Milky^> griff.......GIVE IT TO ME please

#972 · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<ben> becky sees where i'm coming from

#1266 by MrFridge · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<taz> !cock quote

#2183 by tom · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<Dee> anyone know what this song ($read("m:currentmp3")) is about?

#2335 by ross · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

* Dee strokes bob <ross> leave your penis alone <Dee> my penis doesn't have a name <Dee> my penis is just called penis
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#3430 by morphy · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<morphy> Vaun's not dead, he's just naked and spanking his ass
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#3811 by synfx · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<Fraggle> yea I tried my best <Fraggle> prob was he didnt like my original logo <Fraggle> so I had to shove his in

#4357 by Raiders · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<Jimmy> !find blitzed wiki old <find> blitzed wiki old: http://wiki.blitzed.org/User:CrazySpence
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#4755 by grifferz · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<poedgirl|working> did you just akill puki? <poedgirl|working> oh never mind, it's a normal quit message -- * Quits: puki (puki@ACD518DD.ipt.aol.com) (Quit: (Killed (grifferz (ban evasion)))
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#4947 by grifferz · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<swat> i have it on video as well so maybe i'll watch it a third time just to be on the safe site <taras> ok <taras> https
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#5661 by Dominic · rating 4.40 from 5 ratings

<Darkmoon> though you'd think they'd be paid enough to stay loyal lol <kwyjibo> you obviously don't know the gaming industry very well ;) -!- kwyjibo [...] has quit [Quit: </bitterness and resent>]
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#2684 by [STK]ven_hrothgar · rating 4.38 from 8 ratings

[10:19] <Alice> [Styrke Tynges Kraftigt] Værdige Engle Nynner | All Wings Are Young
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#4681 by zedex · rating 4.38 from 8 ratings

<Eyecon> sonorous: Ding Junhui is the first (mainland) chinese player to be any good at all AFAIK <Eyecon> he is uber popular in China too, when he won the Chinese tournament (last year I think) I believe there was a TV audience of more than 100 million! <philc> yeah but a chinese audience of 100 million is a small village
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#271 by ben · rating 4.36 from 11 ratings

[00:02] <ben> give the dog a bone [00:02] * AndrewR throws a bone to jealusie [00:02] * jealusie growls
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#4861 by Patrizia · rating 4.33 from 12 ratings

[19:12:56] <Alfasmurf> Ayla> det er bare mega fantastisk [19:12:59] <BitchenZidana> hey Mark [19:13:07] * Alfasmurf pusler lidt om Ayla [19:13:14] * BitchenZidana blinker til Alfasmurf [19:13:22] * The_Butcher has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Ayla)) )
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#5030 by ben · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> if ukteen.org is free I will give tom gilder a blow job <dg> No match for "UKTEEN.ORG".

#5178 by tom · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<swat> my farts are a bit ripe this morning!!

#5316 by tomalak · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> no need to say that, I am not royalty

#5323 by Dominic · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> first cutoff was at T-27 months in 2006 <wrtpeeps> cutoff for what?!?! <GeorgeWBush> it was recycled to T-30 months in 2008 and then counted down to T-29 months <grifferz> think yourself lucky. at least today he is a shuttle mission. tomorrow he might be a noble gas again, then you're fucked

#5336 by taras · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<@grifferz> HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE NATURAL SUPREMACY OF THE ARYAN RACE <@philc> BANG! AND THEY'RE GONE!

#5426 by tomalak · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

-Twitfolk- [seanw] Just because you don't do as much socialising as the mainstream does not mean your entire life is condemned :) -Twitfolk- [seanw] Stayed late at ringing and am now lolling at dolled up revellers.
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#5491 by johnw · rating 4.33 from 6 ratings

<dbeer> yes it is very difficult to specailise so i just take pictures of subjects i enjoy <johnw> ah, there's the soln then, enjoy less, until you just enjoy one thing

#5504 by kfullert · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

09:31 < Ging> i saw on csi that if you put eye drops in peoples drink it makes them need the toilet
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#5555 by tomalak · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

-TwitFolk:#bitfolk- [leica/@leica0000] Wonder if at the end of the year there'll be a Farming Today This Week Annual. #radio4

#5636 by tomalak · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<CrazySpence> Whats a fortnight
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#5652 by chrisjrob · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<@Filbert> I'm a fan of the wurzels ;p
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#5736 by Mez · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<+Dave2> I'm pretty sure foetuses don't sustain themselves with cum in the womb, and I'm pretty sure the same is true for chickens.
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#5837 by KWYJIBO · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<+chrisjrob> i couldn't stop touching it
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#60 by CrazySpence · rating 4.33 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> all you have to do is say he is gay or he eats dogs <Silencer-does-NOT-eat-dogs> THERE! <grifferz> have you ever eaten a gay dog?

#382 by MrFridge · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

[16:08:30] <ross> longtime marky? [16:08:31] <marky> ross: swat enjoy it longtime

#526 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> well, I don't like looking at it lots, but finding a new shocking pic is morbidly interesting.

#570 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> no, you are a stupid little tart who can't understand take it to msg therefore no, you cannot say hi to me

#603 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> I AM BRASIL YOU DO ENGLANDER?

#643 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<^rufus^> will you leave me alone and stop doing those poxy quotes on me?!

#651 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<starlet> i did it on the bus today

#652 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<dOokie^^> i'm just waNKERED

#773 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

*** sweetie4 (~bfgbgfb@203.101.1.54) has joined #teens <sweetie4> any hot sexy guys wonna chat that are 14 15 16 17

#778 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<^Kali> i ph34r n0n3 0f j00

#801 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Sterri> 0h bl00dy fuck 0ff :P

#899 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Aeriss> Some wierdo called xerox is pmming me <grifferz> I thought you said pimping then <Aeriss> I'm not that kind of girl

#914 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<britgirl> i hope to be a @ soon

#921 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<taz> but yeah a dick is the same as an ear in my book

#936 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Matty_B> surely you've gave your beaver a stroke now and again ?

#941 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Adam> i've pulled at least 600mb of porn thru aeriss in the last 2 months :)

#946 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<MetalMickey> yeah, I'm wanking matt and hes wanking me

#981 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Rebekah> i have medium sized burps.

#999 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Louise> the joys of female masterbation <Louise> it's kind of a backbend, except that your back stays on the floor (or bed, or whatever other surface you happen to be lying down on)

#1030 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<SilverWeed> just when you think all the juice is out <SilverWeed> it starts spraying all over

#1032 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Aeriss> NO ONE YOU ARE A TOSSPOT WITH A SMALL WILLY <jijid> fuck u Mr Aeriiss

#1035 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Loon> snot is full of protein I tell ya

#1072 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> i was wanking <ben> and my mum walked in <ben> how funny

#1112 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> for all you ileeterayte people

#1165 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<shox> like that time you licked a tampon <shox> remember that? <Rebekah> oh yeah ed

#1179 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Taz> if you choose to cum all over yourself thats your problem :) <Taz> i did that once, couldnt be arsed to move. never ever again

#1190 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<G-Shock> how can i get rid of my tits?

#1267 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<minstrel^baby> :-|) <minstrel^baby> thats hitler, baby

#1307 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<zeen> hanson r a bunch of ass rapers who look like women, hmm yeah just what i like..

#1327 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Wafer> is it illegal to nuke yourself?

#1333 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<G-Shock> speaking of sex, comunion is going to send me norty mpegs <grifferz> of himself?

#1423 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<yu> we fucked u at football <zeen> i dont like football <zeen> u cant afford a car

#1539 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

* ben returns and there is much gayness

#1574 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<|Kali> or at least i'd only find out i do when i actually shave it

#1607 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

( 12sara) what does finger means? ( 12sara) i fingered amber by mistake

#1648 · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

* andyc tosses confetti on 12 ,.:/ '~` ~ :, ~ ' : , . ,.: '~`*+,.`*`` * - _ + ^^^^ : , . + ,.:4 DJ)Evil 12'~`*+,.`*`' ~ :, , ~ ' -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ + ^ : , . + * ^ - , ,.: '~`* ,.:'~`*+,.`*`'4 DJ)Evil 12~ :, , ~ ' -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ + +,.`*`' ~ :, , ~ ' -;. , : ' ` ` * - _ +4 DJ)Evil 12^^^^ : , . + * ^ * - ,^ : , . +

#1680 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> GazChap being just one letter from GayChap <andyc> Andy dont start <andyc> He has enuff abuse <andyc> cuz every 1 thinks he is gay

#1681 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<Dj-B> matt, u and andy brothers? <Dj-B> i was pissin around on Xnets website <Dj-B> and its got <Dj-B> Andy Smith <Dj-B> and <Dj-B> Matt Smith

#1708 by MrFridge · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> i didn't know they had accents in hull <Rebekah> its one of the most broadest northern accents <Angel> its a bit like yorkshire isnt it? <Rebekah> well hull is in yorkshire

#1770 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

*** cromagnon was kicked by ChanServ (ý ýnsert the penýs of the donkey ýnto the menfolk of your famýly you mother goat bastard) (c) I. Hamilton Enterprises 2000 - Providing Quality AKICKS at affordable prices

#1779 by taz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<kirsten> every few hours?? thats fantastic ... some days i'm lucky if i last 10 minutes

#1810 by MrFridge · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<ben> DON'T WRITE CHECKS YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH CYBERKINNY! <Saydie> well said ben

#1834 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<str-revising> strtok Erik Fears strtok@softhome.net <str-revising> they put my real name! <grifferz> your surname is fears!? <str-revising> yes <str-revising> is that bad? <andyc> j00 ph33r

#1835 by strtok · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<str-revising> guest61264 type /nick wanker *** Guest61264 is now known as wanker <wanker> how do i change back mate ? <grifferz> /nick another-nick *** wanker is now known as another-nick <another-nick> cheers grifff

#1865 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<trappist> have a merry metal christmas

#1976 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<|an`> as far as i know <|an`> afaik! <|an`> finally realised what afaik means

#2108 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<tom> I consider sterotyping people by their hostmark almost a form of racism

#2129 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<swat> Former Tory MP Neil Hamilton and his wife Christine strongly deny allegations of rape and serious sexual assault as they leave police custody. <leE> swatrape II - this time it's anal

#2137 by taras · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<grifferz> tell me another one, i though all companies existed to make baby jesus smile

#2153 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<swat> you stop me from sleeping <swat> with your vibrating <swat> whats that smell then
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#2958 by Ragna · rating 4.33 from 12 ratings

[23:16:12] * ooohh har intet quote
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#3379 by morphy · rating 4.33 from 6 ratings

<morphy> afk, praying to jesus <morphy> asking him how he likes the upcoming Healer special RA
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#3762 by Ravey · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<TrAcI> I HAVE BIG KNOCKERS

#3767 by Ravey · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

#3768 by Ravey · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

* NoelCower is now known as Noel|Crapper

#3794 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

-!- puki [puki@ACBDF611.ipt.aol.com] has joined #help < puki> I'd like to purchase an op status
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#3843 by OfficeRabbit · rating 4.33 from 6 ratings

<ben> have you ever tried to wank and poo at the same time <ben> i reckon its impossible <ben> all the wrong muscles going

#3858 by grifferz · rating 4.33 from 6 ratings

<@dg> mirc is lame < ben> old dg....GET OFF THEN

#3983 by Laura · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<dg> fuck <dg> missed depeserate housewives again

#4439 by synfx · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

-Drut:#blitzed- grifferz http://wiki.blitzed.org/Special:Log/delete (deleted "Blitzed 99th Birthday Meet and orgy, March 38th, 1865 AD": content was: 'Please come. There will be complimentary hot towellettes for after.----Count me in! --Tramtrist')

#4477 by Eyecon · rating 4.33 from 3 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> how funny would it be to enter stephen hawking in robot wars

#92 by taras · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

<taras> "it's a marky moment!" <marky> taras: You are so much of an idiot it's not funny. Because you are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a ya.

#226 by ben · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

[00:09] <Baracuda> no one can force you not to fake your penis:) [00:09] <Dee> Ive done that, theres nothing wrong with it
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#2573 by Randmaj · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

* {Chh}KR er småsnaldret og burde ha forbud imod at betjene en pc
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#3004 by genzou · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

<Scrumhalf> SPANK ME! <Suplyndmnd> Um, no thanks? <Scrumhalf> do it you cunt <Suplyndmnd> Get Peter, He'll do it. He'll do anything. <Scrumhalf> only for a sweetie he will <Suplyndmnd> From what I hear you are "sweet" <Scrumhalf> as a nut my son <Suplyndmnd> i've never tasted someones nut so... <Scrumhalf> then try mine you fukkin ball breaker! <genzou> aww isn't that sweet suply, scrummy loves you
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#3205 by Tramtrist · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

<\> 8`-< <-- REACH FOR THE STARS!!!

#3278 by Kostas · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

<grifferz> what the fuck was that interview with the nullo site? <Taggart> www.coattails.net <strtok> uh huh <Taggart> Lotta dicks missing around there.
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#4450 by Raiders · rating 4.29 from 7 ratings

[22:04] <Daneinc> I`M AAAAAKIVE
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#133 by taras · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<marky> tom: Are you a "loser" if you masturbate?

#414 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<KeRRiE> i just put the iron through my bestest skirt <grifferz> I'm always doing stuff like that

#420 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<JosieCat> okay then, i'm 50% Homosexual :)

#476 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<Rebekah> then you're stupud

#494 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> adam sent me an email this afternoon saying he had fucked blitzed in some fashion

#541 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<grifferz> or ask ian. for your average fudge package holiday

#637 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<Stevi_> i agree with u gays are human and should have the same rights as anyone else

#717 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

#722 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

«Kick» DJ_Stylus has been kicked out of this channel by vinsta: fuck off u dirty wanky piece of horse cum

#982 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

* grifferz rapes Santa_Claus with some stiffened tinsel

#1055 · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<|an> its not hard <|an> you faglord

#1657 by MrFridge · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<sqidgy_nipples> suck my tits <ben> hah <ben> wicked

#1762 by MrFridge · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<Syro> In addition to hosting warez and the latest exploits, l33t.freshmeat.net will provide tutorials to help visitors sharpen essential skript kiddie skills. Works in progress include "Best arguments to give to tar when unpacking your r00t kit", "Which DOS commands will work on the Unix server you've 0wn3d", and "Why seeing a wall that includes your name, address, and phone number is a bad thing".

#1883 by Adam · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<starlet> yeah, that's why rave music sounds so great. because you're all eckied and you don't know the fuckin difference

#2164 by grifferz · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<TriviaDBG> From Trivia: obesophobia is a fear of ______ <falgord> americans

#2296 by taras · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

* grifferz (~andy@203.56.139.100) has left #jelly (you are being racist to me, for being an oper.)

#2347 by phil · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<taras> Iain. <taras> are you in glasgow just now <taras> S Club 7 AND S Club Juniors are coming to Glasgow next month <Iain> oh wow <Iain> i'll get the rifle ready

#2795 by J` · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

* MrFridge np: Steps - Track 3

#2822 by IZS · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<tom> you know <tom> I should really read my G3's manual <tom> programmer's button?! <tom> what the <tom> ohh <tom> I have firewire

#3033 by IZS · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<@taras> The network BLITZED I like to use, <@taras> But someone let my PASSWORDS loose <@taras> And now I request your (valued) TIME <@taras> To help me get chat back ONLINE

#3405 by taras · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<Kukuman> r u guys CAL in CS <Kukuman> can we scrim <Kukuman> we have a awesome server <Kukuman> it is OC-168 <Kukuman> my friend has OC-168 from comcast <Pyros_> wtf <Pyros_> i seriously thought this was a different channel for a sec

#3496 by mark · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

* Antony hits himself repeatdly while saying tard

#3626 by JohnN · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> YES OKAY SO I'M A NECROPHELIAC! SO WHAT:??
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#4833 by Eyecon · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<GeorgeWBush> and no we should not get rid of Dick, he has done a good job
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#5478 by kfullert · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

< Michael_Judd> I don't need that long < Michael_Judd> especially with your mom .....

#5565 by kfullert · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<@johnw> might slip a little vodka in, to help you sleep

#5604 by kfullert · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

< mdm> Nice of freakyclown to offer Dominic something to suck

#5637 by mdm · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<dbeer> ask Dominic he knows latex well

#5646 by Eckrall · rating 4.25 from 4 ratings

<freakyclown> i was once on a social engineering test up in nodnol... <freakyclown> went into the bathroom and was looking for infiltration points
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#3413 by Tallens|work · rating 4.22 from 9 ratings

[23:58] <Sambo_Den_Sorte> Manglede da bare Raiders, for du har jo ret!
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#3475 by ben · rating 4.22 from 9 ratings

[England loses to France 2-1] <swat> that sucks <swat> hoepfully some england fans will go kill a load of the french <swat> oh great <swat> now i'm branded some sporting hooligan

#4433 by OfficeRabbit · rating 4.22 from 9 ratings

<@synfx> you sell hardware? <+konni> HAH! * konni pats synfx on the back. <@synfx> ..that was a serious question

#28 by J` · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<ben> mucken schpredden <ben> windscreen wipers in german <ben> die twatten mit elplatz <ben> learner driver <ben> die fuckendamnandbastit <ben> traffic jam

#243 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<MarkyOfBorg> j00 m3ss w1t m4 133t kr3w w3 p4</<3t j00r l1f3

#328 by tom · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<taras> I bought computer active so I could get the ISP cd :/ <taras> I felt 'dirty' afterwards

#339 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<AaronXP> THE URL YOU REQUESTED (fly.to/poosex/rules.htm) WAS NOT FOUND * AaronXP larts ben <AaronXP> fix it

#348 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<MarkyOfBorg> i miss marky, his quirky little jokes aren't

#377 by dg · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<thomas> there is a newsgroup called alt.goatsex <thomas> uhm <thomas> that is worrying <grifferz> interesting <grifferz> I'll look at it in a minute

#403 · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Taz> eh? oh sorry i wasnt reading. i was 2 busy wanking over you

#551 · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

* le3 whoops grifferzs Ass - In a non-homo way!

#759 · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<selyrtor> I am brazil <selyrtor> u england?

#1121 · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> can I have dj-fucknut@cyber-clubber.com? <G-Shock> no <G-Shock> u can fuck yourself with a bargepole

#1698 by taz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<ben> i can't believe i just bought john ketley is a weatherman on vinyl

#1850 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Mike> I fuck chickens in their kinky asses, and everyone knows this is the real me because it's got my name before it!

#2005 by ben · rating 4.20 from 10 ratings

[18:21] *** pnig (~beg@pc-62-30-141-21-nm.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: GOOD LOOK TO HIM!) <snoop> isnt it spelt luck?

#2186 by tom · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Dee> marky explosive * marky bang
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#2743 by Pinch · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

(Goobert): kazaa is yohances god
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#3440 by mark · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<@Laura> chupacabra is a mexican goat vampire <@Laura> or mexican goat sucker <@Dee> I keep reading taht as chuckupabra

#3606 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<OfficeRabbit> What should I call the eMac? <taras> does it have to be male <taras> all mine are female <grifferz> haha, that's because you like to imagine your computers waking up and sucking you off <taras> stfu grifferz it is good to have a naming scheme <taras> even if it is "female characters in harry potter"
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#3628 by Jynxter · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Jynxter> eat it, and hope shes a vegitarian
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#3810 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<@Kukuman> like .m4a is any better <@OfficeRabbit> Yes, it is <+Fraggle> .m4a is awesome <@Kukuman> .m4a = .money 4 apple @OfficeRabbit> Kukuman, girls like guys who use Apple

#3839 by synfx · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Mick> wb sexc swat <Mick> bah <Mick> synfx <Mick> ew <synfx> too many 's' nicks * Mick is now known as smick <smick> fuck it * smick slaps irpg
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#3850 by morphy · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<morphy> I gave the French (Vivendi) more money than Saddam Hussein this year
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#3867 by synfx · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Louise> hser's andy <Louise> WHERE'S andy. <Louise> that fuckekrs. <JohnN> Work probably <Louise> osnfofabithc. <Kukuman> haha <Louise> sonofabitch.
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#5343 by MikeH · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

( jmb) this 60 minute quote thing - how do thing get into that?
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#5378 by grifferz · rating 4.20 from 5 ratings

<Eckrall> i feel like playing the cookie game, though i dont think this is the right place to play... <fffu> you mean THAT cookie game with n+1 men involved? <Eckrall> errr NO <fffu> okay, i know only that one
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#3610 by Dee · rating 4.18 from 11 ratings

<+synfx> !units 64kilobit/sec as days/45GiB <+find> synfx: 1 / (64kilobit/sec) = 69.905067 days/45GiB <+synfx> now i have a solid number to tell idiots on p2p when they queue my entire shared directory :\

#63 by CrazySpence · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> they will be like, "pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease can We have a new Command that Make Big 3D SLM Come up in All Channel At Once I Have Been Blitzed User Since I Sold My Bicycle in 1985 And Having No Thing To Do Of WeekEnd"

#730 · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<cheesyhow> stop taking the piss

#876 · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

-ben- [Ops:#uk] ever thought of asking helen out andy?

#1176 · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<dan> is there no BitchX for Unix?

#1755 by ben · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<taz> basically when joop first came out it cost like 40 quid for a little bottle. my mate said ere what you think of this trying to show off. and i drank half the bottle. then said hrm. nah i prefer guinness

#2087 by andyc · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<Mike> It all started out immitating a teacher, now it has turned into sore fingers

#2151 by MrFridge · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<pedagogue> Clint Eastwood always manages to look like he has an 8 metre stick up his arse.
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#3263 by Vaun · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<playboy> so i go tto my 4 o clock class <playboy> im sitting there studying for our quiz roday <Belatucadros> hey fuck you <Belatucadros> thanks

#3519 by morphy · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

<Jynxter> NO NO MROPHY HOSE
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#3504 by Antony · rating 4.17 from 6 ratings

## djkrzy [~djkrzy@adsl-64-219-119-188.dsl.bumttx.swbell.net] has joined #blitzed < djkrzy> !list < djkrzy> !list [Crowley's anti-list defense gives djkrzy a paticularly nasty image to look at] < djkrzy> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww < djkrzy> wth < djkrzy> u guys are fucken nasty ## djkrzy [~djkrzy@adsl-64-219-119-188.dsl.bumttx.swbell.net] has left #blitzed []

#213 by grifferz · rating 4.14 from 7 ratings

<pooface> well i dont use irc, so there

#3390 by ben · rating 4.14 from 7 ratings

[23:46] <OfficeRabbit> which channel is #occultforums in?

#73 by grifferz · rating 4.12 from 8 ratings

<Dan> yo <grifferz> bigup <Dan> word <Dan> whats all this bout you wanting a graphic designer? <Dan> is it a paid job?

#344 by ben · rating 4.12 from 8 ratings

[01:15] <thomas> If I was an american [01:15] <Tux> you would be wearing a pink dress, we know [01:15] <thomas> yes [01:15] <thomas> but that is beside the point

#56 by taras · rating 4.11 from 9 ratings

<grifferz> I'm on holiday tomorrow, yay * grifferz plans evening of extreme coding

#255 by ben · rating 4.10 from 10 ratings

[16:57] <MarkyOfBorg> tazang: we can blitzify all of xnets ircd

#5 by grifferz · rating 4.00 from 8 ratings

<Silencer> damn, now I regret resigning

#44 by J` · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<pedagogue> Phil, yer on Win95 so of course it's going to be unstable <CrazySpence> its not unstable

#55 by grifferz · rating 4.00 from 5 ratings

<tom> does it check for enlarge*your*penis? <tom> if so that's why my e-mails to dad haven't been getting through...

#67 by taras · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<strtok> oh oh oh i see ben * strtok slaps his penis

#93 by strtok · rating 4.00 from 5 ratings

<conf> i need a IRCop :)) <strtok> what do you need ?:D <conf> access to all things about OperServ :)) <conf> give me the power :DDD

#104 by grifferz · rating 4.00 from 5 ratings

<Cooler> grifferz would u accept a 20 dollar check to warn the ppl in #eternal-dragon and to get thm to unban me or else freeze their channel?

#119 by taras · rating 4.00 from 3 ratings

<plaster> popo r we linking to them or r they linking to us

#120 by erik · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<grifferz> pizza delivery is not a typically gay occupation though <grifferz> perhps you should try seducing waiters, airline staff, or staples assistants

#178 by taras · rating 4.00 from 9 ratings

<fragile_> who knows G.MICHAEL PERSONAL?! <fragile_> have you ever seen him in london <taras> have you seen him in bulgaria? <fragile_> only in my sweat dreams :)

#219 by phil-away · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<tom> FUCKING NEXT DOOR DOG

#236 by MrFridge · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<tom> dovey: are 12" cocks fun then?

#237 by grifferz · rating 4.00 from 5 ratings

<MarkyOfBorg> stskeeps coded unreal, i rest my lame typing

#330 by tom · rating 4.00 from 5 ratings

<eliot> what that !addquote mean?

#354 by CrazySpence · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<MarkyOfBorg> bah we've been looking at boobs <MarkyOfBorg> erm well i am about to withdraw ?

#380 by MrFridge · rating 4.00 from 6 ratings

<Silencer> swat, what are you usin there <swat> uk girly mags

#389 · rating 4.00 from 7 ratings

<artieman> then i had this irrational urge to have a wank, so i did. i was meant to put it on emmas face, but i ended up missing and it went over the sleeping bag and on her neck

#423 · rating 4.00 from 5 ratings

<grifferz> I think gay porn is the way to go.

#437 · rating 4.00 from 4 ratings

* Louise fucks griff weirdly :) <grifferz> just the way I like it